Эпизод, где парни едут в полицейский рейд

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Tomorrow, Emily gets married again.

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So try to really keep

Ross' mind off of it.

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- Okay.

- Good idea.

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Hey, man. What's up?

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Just thinking about Emily

getting married tomorrow.

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Oh, Ross. Look, look.

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What? Where?

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Right over there. There.

Look, look, look.

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- What am I looking at?

- Somebody help me out here.

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PHOEBE: Hey.

GROUP: Hey.

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Monica, sorry I didn't come by.

I was out with Gary.

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He let me ride around with him.

We saw and prevented crimes.

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- You got to go on a ride-along?

- Uh-huh.

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- I want to go on a ride-along.

- Me too.

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- Okay.

- Yeah. Me too.

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Really? You?

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Yeah.

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- Well, it's kind of dangerous.

- Well, I like danger.

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- Okay, you guys free tonight?

- Yeah.

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You didn't say

it was gonna be at nighttime.

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- Hey.

MONICA: Hey.

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I'm glad you're home.

We can finally organize these photos.

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Oh, thank God.

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Finally.

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I've broken them down

into categories.

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We got holidays,

birthdays, candids...

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And I've cross-referenced them

by subject.

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So if you're looking up, say...

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...birthdays and dogs,

you get photo 152.

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See?

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Oh, it's me and LePoo.

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Wow, I miss that dog.

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You can also find him

under "dog" and "dead."

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Great. Thanks.

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Hand me that other box of photos.

That's the last one.

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Oops.

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RACHEL:

Sorry.

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Good thing you numbered them.

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I hadn't.

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Photo 152 was a prototype.

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Honey, it's okay. It's okay.

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How about I fix you a drink?

Maybe a margarita?

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MONICA:

Ross has the blender.

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Everything's just falling apart.

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It's okay. I'll go to Ross',

get the blender.

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- You get the margarita stuff ready.

- All right.

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His keys are in the drawer.

Also, I need some cash.

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Want me to stop at the ATM?

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No. While you're at Ross',

if you see any lying around.

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- What?

- What?

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I don't do that.

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That was so cool, man.

The way you leaned on that guy.

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It is starting to get dark out there.

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He told you everything.

You cracked him.

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He was the victim.

They're usually pretty talkative.

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Okay, but it is officially nighttime.

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- Want me to grab the berry?

- It's called a cherry.

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It's called... Chandler.

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JOEY:

Okay, I got it.

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This place makes

the best sandwich in the world.

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Does it have meatballs?

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Oh, yeah.

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Melted cheese and marinara sauce?

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Yep.

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You can't eat that in my car.

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Yeah, okay.

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Even though my tax dollars

paid for this car.

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Your tax dollars?

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Yeah, okay.

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Wow, that sandwich smells good.

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Did I say you could smell it?

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I can't smell it?

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Half the taste is in the smell.

You're sucking up all the taste units.

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Okay, I'll give them back.

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[EXHALES]

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What is so great about that sandwich?

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- Okay. Imagine the best sex you ever had.

- Okay.

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- Are you thinking about Monica?

- Yeah.

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What's that like?

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[SHRIEKS]

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Please don't be from a real dinosaur.

Please, please.

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Please, please, please.

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"Made in Mexico." Yes!

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Who would buy this?

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[PHONE RINGS]

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MONICA [OVER MACHINE]:

Rach, it's me. Pick up.

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What's up?

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I need more margarita things.

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I need some salt,

some margarita mix and tequila.

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So all we had was ice?

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See if he has ice.

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Okay.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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EMILY [OVER MACHINE]:

Hello, Ross?

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It's Emily here.

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I know this is out of the blue,

but I'm getting married tomorrow.

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Well, maybe I am...

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I keep thinking about you.

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And I'm wondering if we made

a mistake giving up so fast.

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Are you thinking about me?

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No, of course you're not.

But if you are, call me tonight.

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Okay, bye.

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Where we going?

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This witness won't return my calls.

We'll surprise him coming home.

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Surprise him? We're not gonna

make anybody mad, are we?

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Come on, man.

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You gonna squeeze the perp's shoes

a bit before he lawyers up?

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He's a witness, not a perp.

And no one talks like that.

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Yeah. No one talks like that.

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- Oh, what, like you're Mr. Cop?

- I'm more cop than you two.

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How do you figure that?

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I'm in the front seat, okay?

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I'm Gary's partner.

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When you say "partner,"

it doesn't sound cop.

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It sounds gay.

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Um, jealous.

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- Hey, we're undercover here.

- Oh, yeah. No problem.

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- Ross.

- Sorry.

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There.

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Hey, Gary. Who am I?

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Phone home.

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Look at Officer Ross riding

back here with the visitors.

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What's up with that, Serpico?

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EMILY: Are you thinking about me?

No, of course you're not.

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But if you are, call me tonight.

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Okay, bye.

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No.

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I know.

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Thank God you were here.

We have to erase that.

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What? We can't do that.

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We have to.

What if Ross hears that...

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...and calls her

and they get back together?

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Is that what you want?

Ross back with that controlling...

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...neurotic, crazy Emily

who wouldn't let him see you?

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No. Oh, no, no.

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God, no. He should not

get back with her.

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I know that, you know that.

Even Ross knows that.

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But we have no right

to erase his message.

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Look, I'm his sister and I love him.

I don't want to see him get hurt.

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Doesn't that give me

the right to control...

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Help him?

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He's not the one who needs help.

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She's obviously unstable.

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She's thinking about running

out on her wedding day.

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Okay, fine. But look at

the position she's putting him in.

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And what's he gonna do?

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Break up their marriage

on their wedding day?

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Who would do that?

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Okay, fine. All right.

But that was different.

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Although it did involve

a lot of the same people.

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This is some twisted joke

she's playing on him.

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You are crazy.

She sounded genuinely upset.

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I mean, listen.

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VOICE [ON MACHINE]:

Your messages have been erased.

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No.

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Okay, but we're safe, right?

Nothing bad's gonna go down.

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No. But that reminds me. Sign this.

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ROSS:

What is it?

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It says you can't sue

if you scrape your knee...

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...or get your head blown off.

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Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.

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Here he comes.

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GARY: What is he doing?

What the hell is he doing?

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What is it?

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- Is everything okay?

- What?

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He sees us. Don't move.

And don't look at him.

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[LOUD BANG]

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Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire.

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Hey, look at that.

You tried to save your buddy.

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GARY:

You see that?

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You see what he did?

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You okay, man?

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Uh-huh.

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Thanks, Joey.

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Uh... Hello?

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Hi.

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We should go.

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No, wait.

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Oh, yeah. Right.

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No. Monica.

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Monica, we have to fix this.

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What can we do?

You erased the message.

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Unless we tell him.

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If you want to be rational,

I can't argue with you.

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All right?

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Fine, tell him. I just don't

want to be a part of it.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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Maybe that's Emily leaving

the exact same message.

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ROSS [OVER MACHINE]:

Hey, Ross, it's you.

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I just want you

to remember this feeling.

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You are lucky to be alive.

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So live every day to the fullest.

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Love yourself, okay?

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And also get stamps. Bye.

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Play that message for Emily,

and this problem goes away.

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Right?

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Anybody want to meet a hero?

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John Glenn is here?

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GARY:

No. Joey.

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We had the most incredible night.

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- We're in the car...

- Wait. Hold on.

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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Okay, go ahead.

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So we're in the car, and bang.

A shot was fired.

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And Joey, with no regard

for his own safety...

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...throws himself on me.

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My God.

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It was a car backfire.

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But he didn't know that.

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Yeah, I didn't know that.

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It could just as easily

have been a bullet.

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Ever think about joining the force?

We could use a guy like you.

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Who jumps at loud noises.

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Wow. I could have died tonight.

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If the car that backfired

had run over you.

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I'm going before he starts rambling

about his newfound respect for life.

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I do have a newfound respect for life.

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Oh, my God.

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- You want to get some dinner?

- Yeah, sure.

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You know what? If I heard a shot

right now, I'd throw my body on you.

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Maybe we should walk

in a bad neighborhood.

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Okay.

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PHOEBE: Bye.

- Bye.

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Cut it out.

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I'd hate to save your life

and kick your ass on the same day.

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JOEY:

Dude.

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Why'd you take off?

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Just going for a walk.

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Around the living room, whatever.

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- Is something wrong?

- No. No, I'm just tired.

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You know, from the walk.

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Okay.

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You dove in front of Ross.

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Ross.

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That's what this is about.

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Oh, my God. You hate Ross.

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I don't hate Ross.

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Of course you do. I saved him.

You're mad at me. It adds up.

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You want Ross out of the picture.

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What picture?

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I don't know.

But I don't like what I'm hearing.

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I'm glad you saved Ross.

But it could've been a bullet.

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And you didn't try to save me.

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Oh.

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You're upset because you think

I chose Ross over you.

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No, I knew you could

take care of yourself.

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You know? I mean, Ross needs help.

He's not "street" like us.

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You'd risk your life for Ross

before you would for me.

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That's the bottom line.

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No, not exactly.

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All right, look.

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I wasn't trying to save Ross.

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Okay?

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My sandwich was next to Ross.

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All right?

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I was trying to save my sandwich.

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From a bullet?

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- I know it doesn't make much sense.

- "Much" sense?

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Chandler, it was instinct.

I just went for it.

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You risked your life for a sandwich?

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I know it sounds crazy...

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...but this is the greatest

sandwich in the world.

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So you didn't choose Ross before me?

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No. I would never do that.

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You're like my brother.

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- Really?

- Yeah.

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In fact, to prove how much

you mean to me...

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Here.

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- Thanks.

- Easy, it's not a hot dog.

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How good is that?

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Oh, yeah.

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See?

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What are you doing?

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You're showing me how much

I mean to you.

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With a bite.

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Jeez.

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[KEYS JINGLING]

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Hi.

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What are you doing here?

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Hey, you know what?

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You are in our apartment

all the time.

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This is just a drop

in the bucket, mister.

00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:58,307

It doesn't matter. The important thing

is that you're here.

00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:02,103

You're my friend and you're here.

00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:10,194

Okay, just a little scared.

What's going on?

00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,905

The most amazing thing

happened tonight.

00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,450

I thought my number was up.

00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,578

I had an actual near-death experience.

00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,038

What happened?

00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:24,709

We were on the ride-along with Gary

and somebody took a shot at me.

00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,130

Really?

00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,466

No. A car backfired.

00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:37,930

But I thought somebody was taking

a shot at me. And, Rach...

00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,640

...I survived.

00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:45,480

And I was filled with

this great respect for life.

00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,982

I want to experience every moment.

00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:51,486

I want to seize every opportunity.

00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:55,364

I am seeing everything so clearly now.

00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,742

Because a car backfired?

00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,453

Okay. Why are you here?

00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:06,334

I don't know how this fits

into your whole seizing thing...

00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,169

...but Emily called you today.

00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,714

- You talked to her?

- She left a message.

00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,841

But it kind of got erased.

00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,595

I mean, there's something

wrong with your machine.

00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,222

What did she say?

00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:23,810

Something about having second

thoughts about the wedding.

00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:27,063

And did you guys make

a mistake breaking up?

00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,732

And she wants you to call her.

00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:31,651

Wow.

00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,029

That was a good thing

that I told you, right?

00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,698

Yeah. Yes. Of course.

00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,952

Okay, thank you. Thank you. Because...

00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,621

I'm gonna tell Monica I was right.

00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,540

Because she didn't want...

00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:50,294

Not important. Point is,

I was right. Your decision.

00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,462

Okay?

00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,922

I was right.

00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,924

Your decision.

00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,634

Right.

00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,095

I guess I should call Emily.

00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,597

No, that's not the right decision.

00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,307

That's not right.

00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,809

Ross, come on.

00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,644

I mean...

00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,896

...that woman made you miserable.

00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:10,648

Okay, Ross?

00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,401

Do you really want

to get back into that?

00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,821

Okay, look. Yesterday...

00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:20,199

...I wouldn't have even

considered calling her back.

00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,910

But my ex-wife calls

on the same day...

00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,580

...I have a near-death experience?

00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,832

That's gotta mean something.

00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:32,962

That was not a near-death experience.

That was barely an experience.

00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,339

You weren't there.

00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:40,845

Maybe this is something that

I'm supposed to seize, you know?

00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,056

Okay. You know what?

00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:48,102

Maybe this is not about seizing stuff.

00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,898

Maybe this is about escaping stuff.

00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:53,941

Okay? Look at today.

00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,735

I mean, you escaped...

00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,445

...death.

00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,867

And maybe this is a chance

for you to escape...

00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:05,036

...getting back together with Emily.

00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,997

That does make sense.

00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:13,544

Because I do want to seize

some opportunity...

00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:17,381

...but I really don't want

to see or talk to her.

00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,677

Well, there you go.

00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,180

Yeah, maybe today's just...

00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,183

...close-call day.

00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,395

Hey, thanks, Rach.

00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,272

Oh, honey. No problem.

00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,984

Wait, wait. The message is blinking.

00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,111

Maybe you didn't erase it.

00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,822

ROSS [ON RECORDING]:

Hey, Ross, it's you...

00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:46,619

That's an old message.

Nobody needs to hear that.

00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,081

Hey, um, was Monica here?

00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,540

Yeah.

00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:53,542

I want my money back.

00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,046

You probably need that

for stamps, right?

00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,055

ROSS:

Hey, Pheebs?

00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,015

Has Gary ever been shot at for real?

00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,350

Yes, once.

00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,602

A little.

00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,063

He kind of did it to himself.

00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:16,774

It's not really a good story.

00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:21,112

I wonder how I'd react under fire.

And not backfire...

00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:22,863

...but heavy fire.

00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,116

Like if I was in a war.

00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,243

Man, I would be great in a war.

00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:30,454

I think I'd make

a fantastic military leader.

00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:34,292

I mean, I know I'd make general

before any of you guys.

00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:38,045

Before or after you were shot

by your own troops?

00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:42,341

I know Joey would be in the foxhole

protecting all of us.

00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,344

If the foxhole was

lined with sandwiches.

00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,848

Yeah, hero sandwiches.

00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:55,813

You all know I'm a pacifist,

so I'm not interested in war in any way.

00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:59,358

But when the revolution comes,

I'll have to destroy you all.

00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:01,861

Not you, Joey.

00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,494

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