Эпизод с игрой в мяч

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I'm fine. Thanks.

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See, I can't pull off "baby doll," can I?

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No, I think we learned that

from the "sugar lips" incident.

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- I'm gonna get some tea.

- Okay.

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How you doing, pumpkin?

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Nope.

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- So it looks like it's going well for you two.

- I know. Really well.

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In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe

to move in with me.

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- Oh, my God.

- What do you think?

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I think that it's great.

When are you gonna ask her?

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- Tonight. But don't say anything, okay?

- I swear. I promise. I promise.

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My God, I'm so excited.

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But listen, do not get her flowers, okay?

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Because she cries when they die,

then there's the whole funeral.

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- I'll see you after work, sweetie.

- Okay. Bye.

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So, what movie should we see?

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Gary's gonna ask you

to move in with him.

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What? Really?

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He told me at the counter.

He made me promise not to tell...

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...but I couldn't hold it in any longer.

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I can't believe this.

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Right? Because it's fast.

Because it's so fast. It's fast.

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- Relax. It's Phoebe, not you.

- Oh.

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Good for you, Pheebs. Way to go.

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- No, but it is fast, isn't it?

- No.

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- I like him a lot but I don't think I'm ready.

- So, what are you gonna do?

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I don't know. I'll just handle it.

I'll ask you to talk to him.

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Me? Why me?

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Because you are

so afraid of commitment.

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You talk to him. Make him scared

like you, make him a man.

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I'll try, but I'm not sure

what good it would do...

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...because I'm less afraid of commitment

than I used to be.

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That is so sweet.

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Still terrified.

I'll take care of it no problem.

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Hey, Ross, is, uh, Staten Island

really an island?

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Uh-huh. That's why they call it

Staten "Island."

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Oh, I thought it was like Long Island.

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Also an island.

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- Hey, what time is it?

- Two seventeen.

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Wow, you realize we've been throwing

this ball without dropping it for an hour?

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Are you serious?

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Yeah, I realized it a half-hour ago,

but I didn't wanna say anything...

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...because I didn't wanna jinx it.

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Wow, we are pretty good at this.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Hey, we totally forgot about lunch.

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I think that's the first time

I've ever missed a meal.

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I think my pants are a little loose.

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Hey, you guys. Uh, is Monica here?

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JOEY: No.

ROSS: No.

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Listen, um, I bought something.

I'm not sure she's gonna like it.

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And it's gonna seem crazy...

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...but this is something I've wanted

since I was a little girl.

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You bought Shaun Cassidy.

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No. I wish.

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Okay, you ready?

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BOTH:

Yeah.

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Check it out.

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- Oh, my God. What is it?

- What the hell is that?

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- It's a cat.

- That is not a cat.

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Yes, it is.

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Why is it inside out?

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Excuse me, but this is a purebred,

show-quality sphinx cat.

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How much did you pay for that?

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Well, it was a little extravagant,

but I got a good deal.

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ROSS: Yeah, how much?

- Thousand bucks.

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On a cat?

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It's not a cat.

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All right. Listen, ball boys.

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My grandmother had one of these

when I was little...

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...and it was the sweetest thing.

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I mean, it was so cute, it would sit

in my lap and just purr all day long...

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...and I would drag a shoe string

on the ground and it would chase it.

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Free cats do that too, you know.

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It's not a cat.

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Look, guys,

I'm really excited about this, okay?

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I don't care what you think.

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I'm gonna go set up a little litter box

for Mrs. Whiskerson.

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Well, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy?

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Hey, do you wanna get something to eat

or, uh...

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...see how long we can throw this ball

back and forth?

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- Uh, the ball thing.

- Yeah?

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Hey, Ross, wouldn't it be great

if we could go for like two straight hours...

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...without dropping it?

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Uh, yeah, it would.

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- Let's do it.

- Okay.

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- Uh-oh.

ROSS: What?

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I have to pee.

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And Rachel's in the bathroom.

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JOEY:

Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it.

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I know.

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Don't switch hands, okay?

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Hey, ladies.

What are you in here for?

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[CHUCKLES]

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Hey, Chandler, what are you doing here?

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- Gary, I am here to report a crime.

- Yeah?

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It is a crime that you and I

don't spend time together.

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Ha, ha. What's up?

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Uh, well, I heard that you were thinking

about asking Phoebe to move in with you...

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...and I thought maybe we should have

a talk, you know, man to... well, me.

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Sure, okay.

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Um, are you crazy?

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Are you insane?

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If you live with Phoebe, you two

are gonna be, you know, living together.

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Yeah, I considered that.

I just know it'd make me happy.

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- Heh. You mean scared.

- No, I mean happy.

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Scared happy.

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- Chandler, what are you doing?

- I'm trying to open your eyes, my man.

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Don't you see? If you live with Phoebe,

she is always gonna be there.

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You're gonna get home, she's there.

You go to bed, she's there.

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You wake up and oh, yes, she's there.

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I know. I can't wait.

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Were your parents happy or something?

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Listen, Chandler, the way I see it...

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...I was lucky enough to find someone

that I really love.

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I just wanna be around her

as much as I can.

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Wow, you know, when you say it,

it doesn't sound so scary.

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- So you know what I'm talking about?

- Yeah, I think I do.

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You know what?

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You move in with her.

You move in right with her right now.

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- Maybe I should move in with Monica.

- No, it's too soon for you guys.

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[CHUCKLING]

You're right about that.

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When they found the remains

of the Mesozoic mastodon...

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...they discovered what appeared

to be the remains...

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...of a Paleozoic amphibian in its jaws.

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How did it get there?

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Maybe this should be more

of a quiet game.

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- Hey, guys.

JOEY: Hey.

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Joey, I left my watch

on the counter last night.

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- It was here. Where is it?

- I don't know.

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Well, come on, I'm late for work.

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How do you know?

You don't have a watch.

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Guys, could you stop throwing the ball

for one minute and just help me find it?

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Oh, I don't know. Yeah, can't do it.

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[ROSS & JOEY YELL]

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- What?

- Whatever you do, do not drop that ball.

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- Yeah, we haven't dropped it in...

- Two hours, 27 minutes.

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Really?

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I'm not gonna be able

to make it in to work today.

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Um, I don't feel very good.

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Yes!

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Wow, uh, for a second there,

I thought I was feeling better, but I'm not.

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ROSS: Hey, Rach.

- Hey.

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Check it out. Almost three hours

without dropping it.

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Wow, congratulations.

That's quite a waste of time.

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MONICA: Rach.

RACHEL: Yeah.

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You have scratches all over you.

What happened?

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- Well, it's my cat.

- What?

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- Oh, yeah, I got a cat.

- I don't want a cat.

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- Oh, don't worry, it's not a cat.

ROSS: Yeah.

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You guys, this cat is nothing like

my grandmother's cat.

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It's not sweet. It's not cute.

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I even dragged a string on the ground...

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...and it just flipped out

and scratched the hell out of me.

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And I swear... I know this sounds crazy,

but every time this cat hisses at me...

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...I know it's saying, "Rachel."

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Doesn't sound as crazy

as paying $1000 for a cat.

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You paid $1000 for a cat

when you owe me 300?

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Well, I was gonna let you play with it.

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Hey.

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Did you talk to Gary

about the moving in thing?

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- Yes, I did, and I think you should do it.

- What?

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He's a great guy and he loves you a lot.

You are a very lucky lady.

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You are useless.

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Freaking out about commitment

is the one thing you can do...

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...and you can't even do that right. God.

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Sorry. If he asked me,

I'd move in with him.

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Oh!

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Ooh, ooh, get out of here,

good-for-nothing.

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- Hey, Chandler.

- Hey, Gar.

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Hey, sweetie.

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- Can I talk to you for a second?

- Yeah. Okay.

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- You look very pretty today.

- Thanks. Okay.

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- Here's the thing.

- Yeah.

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You know, I really want this relationship

to move forward.

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Because if you're not moving forward,

you know, you're just moving backwards.

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Now, that's not true. If you're not

moving forward, you're staying still.

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And staying still is good. Watch this.

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- Phoebe?

- Yeah?

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I want you to move in with me.

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That is so sweet.

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But don't you think

that it's a little it's too soon?

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I mean, there's so much

we don't know about each other.

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Oh.

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Oh, okay. I get it.

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I don't want us to jump into something

that we're not ready for, you know.

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Uh-huh.

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I really don't want

to mess up what we have.

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I'm just worried it's gonna

be a big mistake.

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Yeah.

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Which is why my answer is yes.

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- Really?

- Uh-huh.

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You're so happy.

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Monica, stop throwing it so hard.

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We're on the same team.

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Four hours? You guys have been

doing this for four hours?

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That's right, baby.

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- All right. Let me in.

- No, no. Don't do it.

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What?

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He's a dropper.

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Oh, yeah. That's right.

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I'm not a dropper.

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It's really a three-person game,

you know?

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It's throwing and catching.

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All right.

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Oh, oh, it's so hard.

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[CHICKEN CLUCKS AND DUCK QUACKS]

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Don't worry, guys.

It's not a cat.

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Oh, my... Oh, good God.

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I give up, you guys. I don't know

what I'm gonna do with this thing.

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Baking it didn't help, huh?

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Why don't you just take it back

to where you got it?

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I tried. They won't take her back.

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Maybe that's because

she's a minion of the Antichrist.

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Rach, why won't they take it back?

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Well, they said they would,

but would only give me store credit.

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What am I gonna do,

get a thousand regular cats?

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If you want, you can keep it

until you find out what to do with it.

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No, Mon, that's not the point.

I'm out a thousand dollars...

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...I'm all scratched up...

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...and I'm stuck with this stupid cat

that looks like a hand.

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[SNEEZES]

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Oh, my God.

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The cat's made my eyes water.

Don't throw it to me.

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My vision's been compromised.

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Oh, God. Okay. Okay.

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It's okay. Man, that was close.

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Yeah, you almost overreacted

to something.

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ALL:

Hey.

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- We have great news.

- We're moving in together. Isn't it great?

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Yay!

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JOEY: Congratulations.

ROSS: That's great.

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- I know, I'm so excited.

- So am I.

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Well, you're not more excited than I am.

No way. I'm the most excited. Ha.

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Okay, I'll see you at the station later.

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Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.

Don't forget about the moving-in.

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So you're moving in with him?

What happened?

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I couldn't tell him no. He got so sad.

But maybe it'll be all right.

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I do really like him a lot...

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...and probably do it eventually anyway.

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And plus, think of all the money

I'll save on stamps.

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Why, do you write him a lot?

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No, I just heard

when people live together...

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...they split the cost

of stamps, don't they?

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- Yeah, yeah.

CHANDLER: That's right.

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Oh! Oh.

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I'm sorry, the oven mitts

really freaked me out.

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GARY:

Hey, honey.

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Did you find any apartments

in Brooklyn Heights?

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No, nothing.

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- Oh, really?

- Yeah.

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- Nothing at all?

- No.

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As soon as something opens up,

we'll move in.

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Unless it doesn't have a pool.

I need a pool.

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- Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?

- Uh-huh.

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Take a seat.

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You okay? You feel all right?

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Yeah, I feel great because

we're moving in together.

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So you, uh...

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You checked the paper for listings

in Brooklyn Heights, right?

00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,612

You checked the Post?

00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,364

Yeah, uh-huh, there was nothing.

00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,868

- Can I get some water?

- In a minute.

00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:18,082

- You checked today's Post?

- Um, yeah, today's.

00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,461

Hmm. Because, uh, this is today's Post.

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And, uh, these are the listings I found.

00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:28,134

Brooklyn Heights, two bedrooms.

Brooklyn Heights, one bedroom.

00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,512

Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn Heights,

Brooklyn Heights.

00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:36,559

Oh, are these for rent?

I thought people were just bragging.

00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,437

Let me tell you what I think

might be going on here.

00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,689

No, no, don't look at the table.

Look at me.

00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:46,277

Okay, I think somebody asked someone

to move in with him.

00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,322

And I think someone said yes,

but now she's having doubts...

00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,449

...because things are moving too fast

for someone.

00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,868

Does that sound at all possible to you?

00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,539

Yes, yes. Yes, fine, I am someone.

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You want me to say it? I have doubts.

00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,796

I'm sorry.

00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,757

- Phoebe.

- Yeah?

00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,259

Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way.

00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:14,430

I mean, it is soon, and there's a lot of

things we don't know about each other.

00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:17,141

I just figured everything I know about you,

I really like.

00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:21,562

The things I don't know, I get to learn in a

place with both our names on the mailbox.

00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,607

That's so sweet.

00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,319

Sweetheart, but none of that matters

if it's too soon for you.

00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:31,948

It's fine. We don't have to move in together.

I just want you to be happy.

00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,785

- Living with you would make me happy.

- Phoebe, you don't have to say that.

00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,830

No, I really wanna live with you.

I wanna move in with you.

00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:41,124

- Are you sure?

- Yes.

00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:44,627

Definitely, yes. Let's live in an apartment

that we both live in.

00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:47,797

- Oh, that's great.

- Oh, wait, one sec. One sec.

00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:52,051

Hey, you. Behind the glass.

Who are you looking at?

00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,097

I've always wanted to say that every time

I was in one of these rooms...

00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,765

...which was never.

00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:04,731

Show cat. Quality show cat.

00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,775

- Show cat.

- Oh, my God.

00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,111

What's wrong with your baby?

00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,572

That's not a baby. That's a cat.

00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,533

- Ew, it's creepy looking.

- Oh, no.

00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,119

No, it's actually very sweet.

It's very sweet. Look.

00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,328

[CAT HISSES]

00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:26,252

- Yeah. Do you want it?

- Ha, ha. No, I hate cats.

00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,254

Well, so then what are you doing to me?

Okay?

00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:31,549

Just get out of here, all right? Move on.

00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,677

- Jeez.

- Wow, what an unusual cat.

00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,472

Yes, thank you. Exactly. You want it?

00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,098

Maybe.

00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:42,518

I was thinking about getting a cat.

I was just gonna go to the shelter, but...

00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,272

- Okay. Why not?

- Oh, terrific. That'll be $2,000.

00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,400

- Ha. What?

- Okay, a thousand.

00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,778

I thought you wanted me

to adopt your cat?

00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:56,824

Well, I do, but you're gonna have to look

at this as more of an investment than a cat.

00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,118

Okay, yeah. I just wanted a cat.

00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,870

Okay, okay, okay.

00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,663

[CHUCKLES]

00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,415

Obviously, you know how to haggle...

00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,959

...so I'm not gonna try and

take you on, okay?

00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,878

So $800, and I don't call the cops...

00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,380

...which I should

because you are robbing me blind.

00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:15,009

Blind. Just take the cat,

leave the money and run away.

00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,470

Just run away. Damn it. Ugh.

00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,264

Can't you at least smile or something?

00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,266

[CAT HISSES]

00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,604

Okay, did anybody just hear that?

Anybody?

00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,656

- I'm starving.

MONICA: Come on, guys. Suck it up.

00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,658

We're closing in on 10 hours.

00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,868

It's gut-check time.

00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:44,455

I don't know who made you the boss.

We invented this game.

00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,458

Please. I made this game what it is.

00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,544

Not fun anymore?

00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,296

I'm still hungry.

00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,132

All right, there's some pizza at my place.

00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,217

We can eat with one hand, right?

Are you with me?

00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,137

- I am.

- All right, let's go. Come on.

00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,222

Let's go, Team Monica.

00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,435

All right, we can work out the name later.

00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,483

Rachel, what is your cat doing

in one of my bowls?

00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,318

It's not. I'm defrosting a chicken.

00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,656

Oh, I sold, uh, Mrs. Whiskerson.

00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,533

Oh, thank God.

00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:23,327

- Did you get your money back?

- Yeah, $1500.

00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,621

MONICA:

Wow, you made a profit?

00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,586

- I just came for the red velvet pillow.

RACHEL: Oh, yeah.

00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,006

- There you go.

- Thanks, Rachel.

00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,176

And, uh, don't forget,

you can come visit her any time you want.

00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,053

Oh, good. Great. I'll keep that in mind.

00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:48,561

Ahem, hey. So, what is this,

some kind of snake or something?

00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,282

I really like waking up with you.

00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:04,035

I like waking up with you too.

00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,163

Oh, it's such a beautiful morning.

00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:08,873

I could stay here all day.

00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,917

That would be great.

00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,669

- We could have breakfast in bed.

- Wait, just a second.

00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,254

[BIRDS SINGING]

00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,048

Oh!

00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,425

Oh, no.

00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:26,098

All right. Come on, Monica.

Look alive. Come on, look alive.

00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,438

Oh, good. You're all up.

00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:36,108

Phoebe, it's six o'clock in the morning.

Why aren't you at Gary's?

00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,069

- Oh, yeah. That's over.

ALL: What?

00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,239

Come on, Gary's such a great guy.

Whatever the problem, you can work it out.

00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,366

- He shot a bird.

- Oh, that is over.

00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,786

MONICA: I'm sorry.

ROSS: That's terrible.

00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:50,122

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, yeah, I'll be all right.

00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:54,085

- Oh, hey, here, Pheebs.

- Oh. Nah, I don't feel like playing.

00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,795

[ALL GASP]

00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:02,176

It's okay. It's okay.

00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:06,138

Just pretend that it didn't happen, okay?

No one needs to know.

00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,266

Phoebe's not an official ball player.

00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,477

I mean, only official ball players

can drop the ball.

00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,605

JOEY: Come on.

ROSS: Let's go.

00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,108

Phoebe, honey,

you wanna get breakfast?

00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,151

PHOEBE: Yeah.

- Okay. Okay, let's race.

00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:22,196

First one there wins. Ha, ha.

00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,367

- You guys wanna eat here?

ALL: Yeah.

00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,749

Oh, man, that was great, huh?

00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:36,085

Can you believe how long

we threw that ball around?

00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,462

It is amazing it lasted that long.

00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,381

I know. My arm is killing me.

00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,259

No, I meant with the dropper over here.

00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,511

You know, how did I get

this reputation as a dropper?

00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,222

I am anything but a dropper.

00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,932

Ross.

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