Эпизод, где Джо обиделся на Чендлера

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Well, my eye is a little itchy.

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Uh, mine too. Yeah.

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Wow, it's really red.

You should go see my eye doctor.

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Richard?

I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend.

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Richard, that's all I ever hear.

Richard, Richard, Richard.

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Since we've been going out,

I think I've mentioned his name twice.

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Okay. So Richard, Richard.

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It's not Richard, okay?

It's this new guy. He's really good.

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I'm sorry. I'm not going to an eye doctor.

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- Oh, God. Here we go.

- What?

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Any time anything comes close

to touching her eye or anyone else's...

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...she, like, freaks out. Watch.

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Ross, come on.

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All right, fine. I have a weird thing with

my eye. Can we not talk about it please?

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ALL:

All right.

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Hey, Rach. You know that great song?

Um, "Me, myself and eye."

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Aah! Monica. Come on.

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Does anyone wanna get some lunch?

All those in favor, say "eye."

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Ross, stop it. Come on.

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How much did I love

The King and "Eye."

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- Chandler.

- Me too, me too.

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Just stop it. That's enough. Come on.

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[GROANS]

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- You okay there, man?

- Yeah. I got too excited.

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All right, I gotta go.

I'm taking Ben to the park.

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- Oh, give him a kiss for me.

ROSS: All right. Bye.

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- Bye.

- Bye.

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Later.

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I am so sorry you got caught

in the middle of that.

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I didn't mean to be so out there,

but I am furious with him.

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Wow, um...

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Calm down?

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I'm trying, but, man,

that guy can push my buttons.

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Why are you so mad at him?

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- Look, I don't wanna talk about it, okay?

- Well, it seems like...

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You wanna be on my list too?

Keep talking.

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Has anyone seen my list, by the way?

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Uh, no. What's it look like?

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- Um, a piece of paper and it says "Ross."

- I see.

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Hey.

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I just got off the phone with Estelle.

Guess what?

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I got the lead in a movie.

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CHANDLER: You got the lead in a movie?

What's the movie about?

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Oh, it's called Shutterspeed.

It's really cool.

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Yeah, um, I meet this girl in the subway

and we fall in love in, like, a day, right?

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And then she disappears.

But I find out where she lives.

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And when I get there, this old lady

answers the door. I say, "Where's Betsy?"

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Right? And she says,

"Betsy's been dead 10 years."

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Ooh. Chilling.

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Oh, and the best part is we're filming

in the desert outside of Vegas.

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- You know what that means, buddy.

- Yeah, I know.

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Road trip. Yeah, we can rent a car.

I just have to be there by Tuesday.

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Oh, wait. My grandmother's dead.

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Well, uh, we can talk about that too,

Pheebs.

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No, no, her cab.

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She probably won't be using it.

You could drive it to Las Vegas.

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All right. Thanks, Pheebs.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are we gonna do about my job?

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- Oh, uh, not go.

- All right, great. Road trip, baby.

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Is this okay with you?

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Chandler, you don't have to ask

for my permission.

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- You can go.

- Thank you.

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Hey, Rach, come on, you're gonna

be late for the eye doctor.

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All right. Let's get this over with. Ugh.

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RACHEL:

Oh, no.

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Look what I did.

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I mean, look at this mess.

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I mean, we're gonna probably

have to clean this up, you know?

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I mean, we're gonna have to reschedule.

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If you thought that this mess

was gonna bother me, you are wrong.

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All right, let's go, Blinky.

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Chandler.

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Oh, hey, Joey. What's up?

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I can't decide which route

to take to Vegas.

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Hey, you've traveled a lot, right?

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- Yeah, I've been around.

- Okay.

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So which route should I take?

The northern route or the southern route?

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Ooh, if you take the north route, there's

a man in Illinois with a beard of bees.

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Great. Problem solved.

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But on the southern route,

there's a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe.

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Well, back to square one.

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Oh, I know a way that you can decide.

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All right, I'm gonna ask you

a series of questions...

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...and you answer as quickly as you can.

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- Yes.

- Good. But wait.

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Here we go. I want you to relax.

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Take a deep breath.

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Clear your mind.

Which do you like better...

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...peanut butter or egg whites?

- Peanut butter.

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- Rather be a fireman or a swimmer?

- Swimmer.

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- Rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?

- Monica. Oh.

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I always thought it'd be Rachel.

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- No thinking, no thinking. Tie or ascot?

- Ascot.

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- North route or south route?

- North.

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- Bam, there you go. Huh?

- Wow.

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That was incredible.

Beard of bees here I come.

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- Hey.

- Oh, this guy again.

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Hey, what's up?

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Uh, not much.

You guys wanna see a movie tonight?

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- Sure. What do you wanna see?

- I don't know. Um...

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I know how we can decide.

Phoebe, show him your game.

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Um, no, thank you.

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What's with her?

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I don't know.

But I know how we can decide.

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Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions

and you answer real quick, okay?

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- What's better, action or comedy?

- Action.

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Who would you rather sleep with,

Monica or Rachel?

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Dude, you are sick.

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Oh. I'm sorry. I forgot you had

that whole Rachel thing.

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Oh, my God. What does that thing do?

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- Uh, that's an eye removal machine.

- All right, I'm out of here.

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I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

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Hi, Rachel, I'm Dr. Miller.

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Monica told me you were a little nervous,

but everything's gonna be just fine.

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- So we're done then.

- Almost, but first we gotta start.

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- This is the glaucoma test. Sit down.

- Uh-huh.

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- Okay.

- Put your chin here.

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RACHEL:

Mm-hm.

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Now, you'll feel a small puff of air

in each eye.

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Uh, a what?

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A small puff of air. Now, come on.

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- Here we go.

- All right.

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One, two, three.

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Okay.

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I'm sorry. All right.

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Ha, ha, I'm gonna stay in here this time.

Okay.

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- Ready?

- Uh-huh.

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- One, two...

- I'm sorry.

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You know what?

I'm gonna hold her head.

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- That's okay.

- Okay.

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Okay.

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- One...

- Uh-huh.

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...two...

- Oh! I'm sorry.

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You know what? You're young.

You probably don't have glaucoma.

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I'm okay.

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Okay, so it was very, very nice

to meet you, sir.

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- Ow! Hey, what are you...? Are you crazy?

- Okay.

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You got a small, minor infection

in that left eye.

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I want you to take these drops for a week

and you'll be as good as new.

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No, I don't put things in my eye.

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Okay then. I guess we'll see you

back here in three months.

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- Great.

- And I'll fit you for a glass eye.

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Okay, just give me the damn drops.

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Dr. Miller?

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P-E-C-F-D.

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Very good, Monica.

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- You know where they are.

- I sure do.

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And you don't get one.

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You know, I gotta tell you,

those eye drops are a miracle.

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My eye is 100 percent better.

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- They're still in my coat.

- Damn.

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- Hey.

- Hey, you ready to go?

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Listen, how cold is it gonna be there?

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Do I need a coat or will all these

sweater vests be enough?

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- What?

- I love you.

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Man, I wish Ross was coming with us.

I'm gonna miss him.

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Thanks a lot. I just got

that jerk out of my mind.

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Hey, so where are we staying? Is the

movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?

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Uh, no, not really.

It's an independent film.

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So we don't have a real big budget.

I figured I'd just stay in your room.

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I see, but once you get your first paycheck,

you'll be springing for a suite.

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Lead in the movie,

they must be paying you a lot.

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Oh, yeah. Check this out.

For every dollar Shutterspeed makes...

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...one penny of it

goes right in Joey's pocket.

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So you don't get paid

unless the movie makes money?

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Did you not hear the plot of the movie?

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"She's been dead for 10 years."

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I'm gonna be a millionaire.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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I just wanted to say goodbye

to you guys.

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And to see if maybe you guys

will place a little bet for me.

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Twenty bucks on black 15.

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- You got it.

ROSS: All right.

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- All right. Bye-bye, now.

RACHEL: Bye, you guys.

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- I'm gonna say goodbye at the car.

- Okay.

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Anybody wanna say

goodbye to me at the car?

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Oh, honey, I'll say goodbye to you

at the car if you don't mind the pus.

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See you.

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But wait a minute. The pus is good.

It means it's healing.

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Hey, Pheebs. What you reading?

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Pheebs?

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Hello?

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Phoebe?

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Come on.

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Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there.

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Pheebs, are you mad at me

or something?

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Because if you are,

please tell me what it is I did.

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- Well, if you don't know, I can't help you.

- Well, I don't know.

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Well, I can't help you.

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Okay, well, whatever it is,

I am very, very sorry. Okay?

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Apology accepted.

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Okay.

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- So we're good?

- Uh-huh.

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All right.

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I'll, uh, see you later, okay?

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- Bye, fat ass.

- All right.

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Phoebe, come on, will you please tell me

what it is that made you so mad at me?

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I don't know. I don't remember.

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Well, if you can't remember,

can't we just forget about this?

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Oh, no. I am mad at you.

I know that much.

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But I am sorry about the "fat ass" thing...

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...because you actually have

a very sweet little heinie.

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Man, I'm getting pretty tired.

You might have to take over soon.

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We've been driving for a half-hour.

And you haven't looked at the road once.

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Don't worry. It's out there.

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[HORN HONKS]

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- Maybe I just need lunch.

- Yeah.

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You wanna eat? My treat.

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Isn't that Ross' money?

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Yeah, okay.

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Ross' treat.

Where do you wanna eat?

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- I don't know.

- Oh, hey, I know how we can decide.

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All right, uh, I'm gonna ask you

questions...

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...and then you have to answer

real fast, okay?

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So, uh, clear your mind.

Clear it right out. Clear it out.

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Okay.

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- Would you rather be too wet or too dry?

- Too dry.

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- Do you believe in ghosts?

- No.

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- Is this movie gonna be my big break?

- No.

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- What?

- Yes.

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- Dude, you said no.

- I also said yes.

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You don't think this is gonna be

a big break for me?

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No.

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I don't believe this.

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Look, Joe, I just don't want you

to get your hopes up too high.

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What are you talking about?

I'm the lead in a movie.

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They're not even paying you.

This doesn't even sound like a real movie.

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You know, I don't know why

you're dumping all over my big break.

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Because, Joe, I don't think

this is going to be your big break.

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Is that why you're on this trip? Huh?

To make me feel like a loser?

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- Because if it is, I'd rather be alone.

- You don't want me on the trip?

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Not if you're like this.

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Tell you what, the next time

you ask me a question like that, I'll lie.

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Yeah, I don't want you on the trip.

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All right, fine.

Why don't you pull over? I'll get out now.

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Fine.

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[TIRES SCREECH]

[HORN HONKS]

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Get out.

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You're not supposed to stop

on a bridge.

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- Get out.

- Fine.

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[HORNS HONKING]

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CHANDLER:

Wait. Wait. There's no sidewalk.

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Yeah. I'm gonna die here.

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Okay, are you mad at me

because my hair gel smells?

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No.

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Are you angry with me because I said

your handwriting is childlike?

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No, that made me feel precious.

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Oh, I know. Is it because he's always

correcting people's grammar?

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You know, "whom, whom."

Sometimes it's "who."

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Yeah? Sometimes it's...

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Oh, did you beat him at a board game?

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He turns into such a baby

when he starts to lose.

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- Okay, I'm the baby.

- Hey. Stop it.

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- Hey.

MONICA: What are you doing here?

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Joey kicked me out of the car

on the bridge.

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- Why?

CHANDLER: I don't know. He went crazy.

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We were playing that game where you

ask a question and have to answer fast.

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Oh, that game should not be played

without my supervision.

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Well, I don't know what made him mad.

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All I said was that, uh, I didn't think

this was gonna be his big break...

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...that this movie wasn't gonna

do anything for him...

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...and that it didn't sound

like a real movie.

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Okay, he should've

pushed me off the bridge.

00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,399

What's in the bag?

00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,401

Oh, I figured you guys

would all be mad at me...

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...so I got you some gifts

that I found on the side of the road.

00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,324

- Who wants the teddy bear with one leg?

- I do.

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Okay.

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- Not even close.

- Okay, well, help me. I can't do this.

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All right, come on. Let's do it.

00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,049

- All right.

- Sit down.

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- All right, put your head back. All right.

- Yes. Okay.

00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,805

- Now, open your eyes.

- Okay, they are.

00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:37,101

- How many fingers am I holding up?

- Four.

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Oh, my God, I was thinking four.

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- Really?

- Yes.

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All right, why don't we start

with a practice one, okay?

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- No drops.

- Great.

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On three. One, two, three.

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My pillow's all wet.

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Well, you said it was practice.

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- Then why did you move?

- Because I knew you were lying.

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- All right. Come here. Come on.

- What are you doing? Monica.

00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,588

Stop it! Oh, my God, stop it.

00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,674

I am going...

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- Turn it over.

- Aah!

00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,886

I am going to get...

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[RACHEL SHRIEKS]

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Get these drops in your eye.

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Oh, my God.

You really are freakishly strong.

00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,064

Aah! Aah! Monica, stop it!

00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,067

Damn, it's empty.

00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:30,446

Wow. If Joey and Chandler walked in

right now, we could make a fortune.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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Ooh, that is definitely Chandler,

Joey or Ross.

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Or Rachel.

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Hello? It's Joey.

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I'm so glad you called. Chandler told me

what happened. He's really upset.

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Not as upset as he's gonna be when he

finds out what I did with his sweater vests.

00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,226

What did you do to his sweater vests?

00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,104

Let's just say there's a well-dressed

pack of dogs in Ohio.

00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,402

Monica, listen, is Phoebe there?

I gotta ask her something about the car.

00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,029

MONICA:

Yeah, hold on one second.

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- Hey, dude.

JOEY: Hey, Pheebs.

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Listen, this wooden box

keeps sliding out from under the seat.

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- What is it?

- Oh, that's my grandma.

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And thanks, Joey.

She's having a really great time.

00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,130

Is that Joey? Is that Joey?

Let me talk to him.

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Joey, Chandler's here.

He was wondering if...

00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,550

[DIAL TONE]

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Okay, I guess he ran out of change.

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He won't even talk to me.

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How am I gonna apologize to him

if he won't even talk to me?

00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,018

Maybe you should send him something.

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So when he gets to Las Vegas,

he'll know that you're sorry.

00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:49,192

That's a good idea. I wonder where

I could get a basket of porn?

00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,820

Oh, no, don't say I'm sorry with porn.

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You know what you should send him?

A carton of cigarettes.

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Because that way he can trade it

for protection.

00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,370

No. That's prison.

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Okay, Pheebs.

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I know how we're gonna figure this out.

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Okay. Clear your mind...

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...and answer the first thing

that comes into your head. Okay?

00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,217

Mm-hm.

00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,677

- What's better, flora or fauna?

- Fauna.

00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,387

- Simon or Garfunkel?

- Garfunkel.

00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,265

- Why are you mad at me?

- You said I was boring. Oh.

00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,770

When did I say you were boring?

00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:29,065

Oh, my God, I remember now.

We were playing chess.

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Phoebe, you and I

have never played chess.

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Oh, come on. Yes.

00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:37,615

Remember that time on the frozen lake?

We were playing. You said I was boring.

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And then you took off your energy mask

and you were Cameron Diaz.

00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,333

Okay, there's a chance

this may have been a dream.

00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:19,073

Hey. Stanley. Hey.

00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,033

Your leading man is here.

Let's get to work.

00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:25,371

Um, slight change of plans.

We've shut down.

00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,498

What? Why?

00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,001

It's a money thing. We don't have any.

00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,755

- Ha, ha. You're kidding, right?

- No.

00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:38,926

- What?

- It's probably just temporary.

00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,471

We're hoping to get more money soon,

so if you could just, uh, hang out.

00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,640

Hang out? How long?

00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:48,561

I don't know. A week. Maybe two.

The money'll turn up.

00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:52,190

People always wanna invest in movies.

Hey, you're not rich, are you?

00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,192

- No.

- Worth a shot.

00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:59,322

Well, Joey, let me know

where you're staying, okay?

00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,577

- Hey, pal. Are you Joey Tribbiani?

- Yeah.

00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,245

These got left for you.

00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,080

Thanks.

00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,877

"Congratulations on your big break."

00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,945

[PHONE RINGING]

00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:44,992

Hello?

00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,828

JOEY [OVER PHONE]: Monica, it's Joey.

- Hey, Joey.

00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,414

Aw, you remember me

even though you're a big star.

00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,960

JOEY: Aw, come on.

It'll be years before I forget you.

00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:57,755

Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh?

00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,758

Do you have a dressing room?

Do you have a chair with your name on it?

00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,802

JOEY:

Uh, yeah, yeah, I got all that going on.

00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:07,056

Listen, uh, make sure you tell Chandler

he couldn't have been more wrong.

00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:10,726

Uh-oh, I gotta go, Monica.

My, uh, sushi's here.

00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:17,775

Sorry about that.

Thanks for waiting. Okay.

00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,819

Everybody smile.

00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,988

Okay.

00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:27,118

Thanks a lot. Enjoy your stay at Caesar's.

We hope it's toga-rific.

00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:31,289

Ugh. Kill me. Kill me now.

00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:40,089

- Hey, Rach, can you pass me the TV Guide?

- Yeah.

00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,716

- Go!

RACHEL: Aah!

00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:45,303

What are you doing?

Get off! Oh, my God!

00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,638

MONICA: Hold it open. Okay.

- Aah!

00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,314

We'll see you in about

three or four hours.

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