Эпизод, в котором Росс обнимает Рэйчел

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So, uh, did everything go okay

with the annulment?

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Oh, yeah. No problems.

It's all taken care of.

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- Ross, thank you.

- Ah.

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[RACHEL CHUCKLES]

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- You guys want to go see a movie?

- Yeah, why not?

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- Let me get my sweater.

ROSS: Okay.

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Want to hear something weird?

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Always.

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I didn't get the annulment.

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- What?

- We're still married.

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Don't tell Rachel. See you later.

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- Hey, do you have any gum?

- Oh, yeah.

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Wait! Wait! Hi. Ross, can I just

talk to you for just a second?

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Oh, but we'll be late for the movie.

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Oh, there's a cab. Taxi!

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Oh, that's great.

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What timing! My God, huh?

There you go.

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We're gonna walk.

It's right at the Angelika.

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Oh, the Angelika! Go! Go!

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You didn't get the annulment?

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- I know.

- Ross!

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I tried, but when I got to

my lawyer's office, all I heard was:

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"Three divorces! Three divorces!"

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I just don't want my tombstone to read

"Ross Geller: Three Divorces."

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Don't worry about that. Your tombstone

can say whatever you want.

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It can say,

"Ross Geller: Good at Marriage."

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You know? Mine's gonna say,

"Phoebe Buffay: Buried Alive."

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All I know is, I can't have

another failed marriage.

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So you're gonna be married to

a girl who doesn't even know about it?

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Woman. Sorry.

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Well, okay, so I don't have it all

worked out quite yet.

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- Just don't say anything to Rachel.

- Rachel is one of my closest friends.

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But being the only one that knows

about this makes me feel special. Okay.

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Okay, stop, stop! Phoebe?

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Hey, Rach!

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What was that?

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Sorry. Mix-up.

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How was the movie?

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I haven't seen it yet.

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You'd better hurry. The Angelika! Go. Go!

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No!

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When we move in together,

can I get a gumball machine?

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Of course.

Joey wouldn't let you have one?

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No, when it comes to sweets,

he's surprisingly strict.

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Did you tell him you're moving out?

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No, I keep trying.

And I can get out "Joey, I have to..."

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Then I lose my nerve and I finish

with "...go to the bathroom."

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He may think I'm sick.

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I have to tell Rachel, but I...

We just gotta get it over with.

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Next time we see them,

we'll just tell them. That's it.

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That's how it'll work now?

You'll just order me around?

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- Pretty much.

- All right.

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Hey, Monica.

Hey, man, you feeling better?

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[STAMMERS]

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MONICA:

Joey.

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We have something to tell you.

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Oh, my God!

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You're pregnant!

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No! No?

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- No.

- No!

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Look, Joe, here's the thing. Um...

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Monica and I have decided

to live together, here.

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So I'm gonna be moving out, man.

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Wow.

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Oh, uh, hey!

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I'm really happy for you guys.

Congratulations. See you later.

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- Joey! Joey! Are you okay?

- Yeah.

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I gotta go. I've got an acting job.

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Like you'd believe that.

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This sucks!

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I'll be across the hall.

And I promise you...

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...the minute Monica and I break up,

I'm moving right back in.

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Look, uh, If you're gonna move in

with him...

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...I feel it is my responsibility

to tell you the truth about him.

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He's a terrible roommate. Terrible.

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He, uh, forgets to, um...

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He always, he always, uh...

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Who am I kidding?

He's the best roommate!

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- Hey, Pheebs. Have you seen Rachel?

- Hey.

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- No, why?

- I have some exciting news.

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You're pregnant.

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No!

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Chandler and I are moving in together.

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Oh, that's good!

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But if you were pregnant,

what would you name it? Hint, Phoebe.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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- What's up?

- Well, um...

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Chandler and I are moving in together.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my little sister

and my best friend...

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...shacking up.

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That's great. That's great. Mwah.

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- Guys, I'm happy too.

- Okay, come here.

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Big day, huh? People moving in.

People getting annulled.

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I gotta go find Rachel. But, um...

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If you see her, give her some really

bad news, so mine doesn't seem so bad.

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Okay, bye.

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Hmm. Something bad to tell Rachel.

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Bad news for Rachel.

What could that be?

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Can you just lay off, please?

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My life is an embarrassment. I should

just go live under somebody's stairs.

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It's not that big a deal.

You'll have been divorced three times.

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You'll have a life, you'll date...

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No, I won't. I'll be at the bottom

of the dating barrel now.

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The only guys below me

will be Four-Divorce Guy...

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...uh, Murderer Guy...

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...and geologists.

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[GIGGLES]

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Ross, you're being ridiculous.

You are cute and smart and sweet.

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That is much more important

than three stupid divorces.

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Have you dated anyone

who's been divorced three times?

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That's not fair. Most guys that have

been divorced three times are 60.

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Nobody cares about this except you.

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This embarrassment thing

is all in your head.

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- Here, I'll show you. Come here.

- What?

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Hi. My friend Ross is about to be

divorced for the third time.

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But wouldn't you date him?

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And if you wait right here,

I'll go get Ross.

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- Hey.

- Agh. Thought you were Rachel.

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- What gave me away?

- I gotta tell her.

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Get it over with. I told Ross and Phoebe.

She's the only one left.

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It's official.

We're moving in together.

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No turning back.

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[IN DEEP VOICE]

Are you scared? Are you?

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No.

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]

That was my scariest voice. You're brave.

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- Hey. Ugh.

CHANDLER & MONICA: Hey.

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The worst day.

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You're finally making progress at work,

then your boss calls you Racquel.

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First four years of my work,

they called me...

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[BABBLING]

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- Seriously.

- I believe you.

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It was in the middle of a meeting,

so no one wants to correct her.

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So everyone's calling me Racquel.

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By the end of the day, the mailroom

guys were calling me Rocky.

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Well, I still think you're

very, very nice and very pretty.

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What?

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All yours, babe.

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Rachel, come here.

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Have a seat.

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Okay.

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Listen, um, Chandler and I...

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...are going to live together.

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Here.

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Oh, my God.

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That's so great!

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I'm so happy for you guys!

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Really?

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And that was so sweet of you to ask.

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The three of us are gonna have

such a good time living together!

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Yes, we are.

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Chandler, you'll have to watch

those long showers you take...

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...because you know

Racquel can't be late.

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- Rach.

- He'll work on that.

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Oh. Aw, this is so exciting!

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Oh, wow.

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[GASPS]

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[SINGS]

Come and knock on our door

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[SINGS]

We'll be waiting for you

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See? Once you know the stories,

it's not that bad.

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First marriage: Wife's hidden sexuality.

Not my fault.

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Second marriage:

Said the wrong name at the altar.

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A little my fault.

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Third marriage:

They shouldn't let you get married...

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...when you're drunk

and have writing on your face.

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Nevada's fault.

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So, what do you think, ladies?

Who wouldn't want to date him?

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The divorces don't bother me.

I'd date him.

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But not while he's still married.

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And you, wouldn't you want a date?

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I'm not dating at all anymore.

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I was only dating guys

that were bad for me.

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So I decided that until I work that...

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Good. Good. Whatever.

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What about you, Meg?

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Well, I don't care about

the divorces either.

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But I wouldn't date him.

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It's just that he's obviously

still in love with this Rachel girl.

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What?

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She said, "He's obviously still

in love with this Rachel girl."

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This is crazy. I mean, yes,

Rachel is my good friend.

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And I have loved her in the past...

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...but now, she is just my wife.

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Phoebe, will you help me out here?

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Well, I thought you loved her

when you married her.

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We were drunk! I would've married

Joey with that amount of alcohol.

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Hey! You could do a lot worse

than Joey Tribbiani!

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I'm sorry, but you guys are wrong.

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I just don't want

to be divorced three times.

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Yes, and now he's using

this three-divorces reason...

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...because he wants to stay married

to her because he loves her.

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I must say, well done. Bravo, Meg.

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Okay, fine. If this is what you think...

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...forget about the whole

three-divorce thing.

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I'll go to my lawyer's office right now

and get this marriage annulled. Okay?

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She means nothing to me.

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Noth... Nothing!

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Okay, now I wouldn't date you

because you seem a little creepy.

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I am so attracted to him right now.

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When will we tell Rachel

what actually will happen?

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Soon.

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I just couldn't before.

You saw how upset Joey got.

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I couldn't do it.

She's my best friend.

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Joey's my best friend.

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I'm not your best friend?

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You just said...!

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Ugh.

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Of course, you're my best friend.

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Would you tell Rachel?

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- All right. At least I'm prepared.

- Okay.

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- Oh, yes.

- Hey!

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Hey, hey.

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- They're not for you. Are you upset?

- I am now.

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Hey, roomie.

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Okay, bye.

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Rach. Ahem.

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There's something, um,

important I have to tell you.

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Are you pregnant?

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No, but I'm throwing this shirt away.

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I think there was a little

misunderstanding before.

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- Mm-hm.

- Um...

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When I said that, uh, Chandler and I

wanted to live together...

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...we meant alone together.

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[LAUGHS]

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Oh, my God. That's funny.

I can't believe I did that.

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No, sweetie. You know what?

This is my fault.

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I wasn't clear.

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I'm really sorry.

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Listen, you take as much time

as you need to move out, okay?

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There's absolutely no rush.

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Okay.

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Don't you want a cookie?

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Sure.

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Thanks.

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Do you need a tissue?

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Mm-hm.

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- Where did you get these?

- I made them.

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Oh, God, they're so yummy!

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It's gonna be weird when I come home

and you're not here.

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No more Joey and Chan's.

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No more J and C's.

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Want to go to Joey and Chandler's?

Can't. It's not there.

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I'll be across the hall.

We can still do all the same stuff.

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We won't be able in the night

and have those long talks...

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...about our feelings and the future.

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Not once did we do that.

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- Hi.

CHANDLER & JOEY: Hey.

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So I told Rachel that it's just

gonna be the two of us.

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Oh, yeah? Well, how'd she take it?

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Really well. Yeah.

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Surprisingly well.

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She didn't cry.

She wasn't angry or sad.

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And you're upset because you

didn't make your best friend cry?

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All I'm asking for is a little emotion.

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Is that too much to ask after six years?

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What, are Rachel and I

not as close as you guys?

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I mean, did we not have as much fun?

Don't I deserve a few tears?

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When we told Joey, he cried his eyes out.

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Hey! I did not cry my eyes out!

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Come on, it's like the end of an era.

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No more J-Man and Channy's!

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Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?

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You got married again?

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Yes.

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So that's your second marriage

in two years?

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Yes. Second in two years.

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Third, overall.

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I have been a divorce attorney

for 23 years...

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...and never have I had

so much business from one client.

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Why don't you tell me what happened?

00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:34,057

Basically, Rachel and I were

in Vegas, and we got drunk.

00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,602

I'm sorry, is this the same Rachel

whose name you said...

00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,729

...at the altar

in the second marriage?

00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,773

Yes, yes, yes. Heh.

00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,942

But I do not love her.

00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,234

Oh.

00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,070

That's better then.

00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:51,991

This was just a drunken mistake,

and I need to get it annulled.

00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,326

I see.

00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:56,412

Have you considered therapy?

00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:02,126

I think just the annulment for today.

00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:04,712

- There are some forms to fill out.

- Easy.

00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:09,384

We'll need witnesses who can testify

that you were not of sound mind.

00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,469

No problem. Heh.

00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,889

We'll need you and Rachel

to testify before a judge.

00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,766

Ooh.

00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,853

There's no way to do this without her?

00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:24,983

Because I kind of already told her

it was taken care of.

00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:27,193

Of course you did.

00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:33,449

Look, you can't get an annulment

unless you and Rachel are both there.

00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,826

Uh-huh.

00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:38,413

What about someone

who looks like Rachel?

00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,958

I will think about the therapy.

00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:48,798

- Hey.

MONICA: Hey.

00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:54,012

So, um, I was thinking that maybe we

should start dividing up our stuff.

00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,097

Okay.

00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,558

No point in dragging it out.

00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:02,228

Dragging out the long process

of you moving out...

00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,605

...and us not living together anymore.

00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,107

Okay.

00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,446

- Hey, Rach.

- Yeah?

00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,240

What about this? Who gets this?

00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:18,202

I don't know if I want it because

it might be too many memories.

00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,414

- What is that?

- I don't know.

00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,584

Rachel.

00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:27,795

How about this?

I want you to have the big plate.

00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:32,091

Wow, Monica, thanks.

I love this plate.

00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,219

Something to remember me by.

00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,140

Mon, you're not dying.

I'm just moving out.

00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,602

We're gonna see each other

all the time.

00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,772

But still, it's a big change.

00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:49,150

The end of an era, you might say.

00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,946

Are you okay? You're not blinking.

00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:59,327

I'm fine. I was thinking about

how it's an end of an era.

00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,370

Oh, all right.

00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:07,418

But I gotta say, I don't think

six years counts as an era.

00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:10,546

An era is defined as

a significant period of time.

00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,175

It was significant for me.

Maybe it wasn't significant to you!

00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,804

- What is the matter with you?

- What is the matter with you?

00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,807

Why aren't you more upset?

00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,102

Aren't you gonna be sad

that we're not living together?

00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,312

Aren't you gonna miss me at all?

00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,482

Monica, all right.

But don't get mad at me.

00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,820

It's just a little hard to believe.

00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,072

What's hard to believe?

00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,368

I mean, it's you guys.

You do this kind of stuff, you know?

00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:44,705

You were gonna get married in Vegas,

and then you backed out.

00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:49,377

I'm not upset because I don't see you

going through with it. I'm sorry.

00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,423

Rachel.

00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,468

It's going to happen.

00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,303

Chandler is gonna move in here.

00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,390

- But I...

- No, wait. Just let me finish, okay?

00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:07,103

This isn't something that we just

impulsively decided to do in Vegas.

00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,856

This is something

that we both really want.

00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:14,068

And it is going to happen.

00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,237

It is?

00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,699

Really?

00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,826

Yeah, sweetie.

00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:27,540

You mean, we're not gonna

live together anymore?

00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:29,876

No.

00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,295

Well...

00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:35,965

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna miss you so much.

00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,967

I'm gonna miss you.

00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,928

I mean, it's the end of an era!

00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,638

I know!

00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,519

PHOEBE: Okay, bye.

- Oh, no.

00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,522

So did you get the annulment?

00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,859

- I couldn't.

- I knew it. Because you love Rachel.

00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:58,571

It's not that.

Annulments are more complicated...

00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,073

Complicated because of the love.

00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,118

I do not love Rachel.

00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,287

I'm telling her

about the whole thing...

00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,373

...so we can get this marriage

annulled as fast as possible.

00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,959

Would I do that if I loved her?

00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,129

I've never been more convinced

of your love for her.

00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:19,634

I do not have feelings

for Rachel, okay?

00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:25,181

Oh, what's wrong?

00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,392

Monica and Chandler are

moving in here...

00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,395

...and I have to move out

and everything is changing.

00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,815

Oh, my, come here, come here.

It's okay.

00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:37,360

Aw, everything's gonna be okay.

00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:38,653

Thank you.

00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,905

Of course.

00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,752

So Ross and Rachel got married.

00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,546

Monica and Chandler

almost got married.

00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,632

You think you and I should hook up?

00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:02,969

Oh, we do. Ha, ha.

00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,679

But not just yet.

00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,140

Really? Well, when?

00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,643

Okay. Um.

00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:14,272

Ahem, well, first Chandler and Monica

will get married...

00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,607

...and be filthy rich, by the way.

00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,818

- But it won't work out.

- Wow.

00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,152

I know.

00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,198

Then I'm gonna marry Chandler

for the money.

00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:27,785

And you'll marry Rachel

and have the beautiful kids.

00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,328

Great.

00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,498

But then we ditch those two

and we get married.

00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,710

We'll have Chandler's money

and Rachel's kids.

00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,964

Getting custody will be easy

because of Rachel's drinking problem.

00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,341

Ooh, ooh, what about Ross?

00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,885

I don't want to go into the whole thing,

but, um...

00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,638

...we have words and I kill him.

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