Эпизод о последнем вечере

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Listen, I'm gonna be moving out, so you

are gonna be in charge of paying the rent.

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- Right, and when is that due?

- First of the month.

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And that's every month?

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No, just the months

you actually want to live here.

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Ah.

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Okay, here's the phone bill.

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Oh, my God!

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That's our phone number.

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Look, I know I kind of sprung this whole

me-moving-out-on-you thing.

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- So why don't I just cover you for a while?

- No, no. No way.

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Joey Tribbiani does not take charity...

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...anymore.

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- It's not charity, Joe.

- No, forget it.

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Okay? I mean, thanks, but I'm done

taking money from you.

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All right? I can take care of myself.

Now, what's next? Come on.

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Okay, uh, here's the electric bill.

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- This is how much we pay for electric?

- Well, yeah.

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[GRUMBLES]

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CHANDLER: So we'll do the rest

of the bills later, then?

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So is Joey gonna have to give up

the apartment?

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I hope not. I tried to offer him money,

but he wouldn't take it.

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How much do you think he needs?

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I figure $1500 would cover him

for a few months, you know...

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...but I have to trick him into

taking it so I don't hurt his pride.

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Yeah. Well, why don't you hire him

as an actor?

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You could have him dress up

and put on little skits whenever you want.

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Well, that would help the pride thing.

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- Hey.

CHANDLER: Hey.

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Wow, you look great.

Do you wanna move in with me tomorrow?

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- Okay.

- Okay.

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What do you girls

have planned for tonight?

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Instead of being sad

that tonight's my last night with Rachel...

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...we thought we'd go out and celebrate:

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Rachel's moving in with Phoebe.

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- And also my birthday. Ha, ha.

- It's not your birthday.

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What a mean thing to say.

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I would never tell you

it was not your birthday.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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Hey, so you guys have anything planned

for the big last night?

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Well, instead of just hanging out,

we figure we'd do nothing.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Knicks' season opener tonight.

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I thought maybe you guys

would come and watch it.

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I don't know, Ross.

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Not if you talk about

how you gave up basketball...

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...to become a paleontologist.

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I did give up a career in basketball

to become a paleontologist.

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- Pheebs, I was wondering...

- You're not dressed yet?

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We're supposed to start having fun

in 15 minutes!

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Well, and clearly, not a minute sooner.

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Rachel, you are packed, though, right?

I mean, please tell me you're packed.

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Of course I'm packed. Monica, relax.

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I wanted to ask Phoebe for her opinion

on what I should wear.

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My God, I cannot get a minute of peace.

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Oh, my God.

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Monica's just gonna kill you.

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I know.

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What you're wearing is fine for that.

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You're not packed!

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You're not packed even a little bit.

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Surprise.

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Don't get mad,

because, look, this is what happened.

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So I started packing, and then I realized,

"What am I doing?"

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I am lousy at packing, right?

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But you love packing.

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So as a gift to you on our last night...

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Ta-da.

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I'll be coordinator.

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Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

I didn't get you anything.

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Oh.

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Look, everybody has to help.

Phoebe, you can help, can't you?

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I have plans.

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- You have plans with us.

- That's right.

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All right. Chandler can make boxes,

Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things.

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- Tell the guys they have to help out.

- Okay.

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MONICA: Okay.

- My God, thank you.

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Hurry! Monica's gonna make you pack.

She's got jobs for everyone.

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Now, it's too late for me,

but save yourselves.

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MONICA:

Okay.

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The movers will be here in 11 hours.

Rachel has not packed.

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Now, everybody has to help. Chandler...

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No, I have plans with Joey.

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- I thought you said you were doing nothing.

- Yes, but for the last time.

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Okay, fine. Now, Ross...

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- Oh, but I can't do it.

- Why not?

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- Don't you have Ben?

- Because I have Ben.

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It's almost 8:00, it's almost past

his bedtime. Where is he?

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He's at a dinner party.

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Is he really coming?

Because I can see into your apartment.

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Of course he is. Uh, what?

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You think I'd just use my son

as an excuse?

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What kind of father do you think I am?

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All right. Sorry.

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I gotta go make a fake Ben.

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Here it is.

Our last pizzas together as roommates.

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I wish I'd known you were gonna do that.

I ordered Chinese.

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Oh. Oh, that's okay.

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Hey, actually, in a way it's kind of nice.

You know?

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Our last dinner together. Me,

bringing the food of my ancestors...

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...you, the food of yours.

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Huh?

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Say, Joe, I had a strange idea

for what to do on our last night.

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What do you say we play a little,

uh, foosball for money?

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Are you crazy? You haven't beaten me once

since my injury-plagued '97 season.

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It'd be easier if you'd

just give me your money.

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Yes, it would.

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Ahem. What do you say to $50?

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- Okay, you're on.

- Okay, let's play.

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The big game. Italy versus...

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...China, apparently.

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Oh, look, it's the Rollerblades.

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Oh, God.

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You remember when we got these?

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No.

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Oh, I guess you weren't there.

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You guys,

we said we were gonna have fun.

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Come on. Hey, ha, ha,

remember the time?

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[LAUGHING]

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You don't remember?

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Sorry, Pheebs.

I guess I'm just really sad that I'm leaving.

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I'm gonna miss you so much.

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Well, this doesn't have to be so sad

though, you know?

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Instead of thinking about how much

you're gonna miss about each other...

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...you should, like, think about

some of the things you're not gonna miss.

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I don't think there's anything.

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Come on, there's gotta be something.

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Nope. She's perfect.

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I have one.

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Good. Great. Okay, you can go first.

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Uh, well, I guess

I'm not gonna miss the fact...

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...that you're never allowed

to move the phone pen. Ha, ha.

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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That's a good one.

Okay, Monica, anything?

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You know,

does Rachel move the phone pen?

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- Aw, sometimes.

- Ha, ha.

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Always, actually.

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Good. There you go.

Doesn't everyone feel better?

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[CHUCKLES]

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It's not just the phone pen.

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It's just that I never get my messages.

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You get your messages.

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Well, I don't think it counts

if you have to read them off your hand...

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...after you've fallen asleep

on the couch.

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So you missed a message from who?

Chandler?

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Or your mom?

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Or Chandler?

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Or your mom?

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Great, it worked. No one's sad. Heh.

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- Yes.

- Ah.

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I win again. Ha, ha, that's, like,

500 bucks you owe me. Woo-hoo!

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Man. Five hundred dollars.

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That is a lot of electricity, huh?

Woo-hoo!

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Ooh, I gotta buy some food.

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Okay, okay. Give me a chance

to win my money back. Sudden death...

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...one goal, $1000.

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- You serious?

- Oh, yes.

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Okay.

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- Get ready to owe me.

- Okay.

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Okay, here we go. Ready?

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- No, no, no!

- No, no, no!

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No one can beat me.

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See, now that's why only the little fake men

are supposed to do the kicking.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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Hello?

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Oh, hi, Ross. See, other people call me.

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Ooh, your brother. Score.

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- What's up?

ROSS [OVER PHONE]: I'm here with Ben.

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Thought we'd say hi.

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- Put him on.

- Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica.

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Oh, I guess he doesn't feel like

talking right now.

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Uh, he's smiling, though.

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Okay, talk to you later.

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I think it was better

when you guys were sad.

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Hey, oh, remember the Rollerblades? Oh.

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You know what else I'm not gonna miss?

"I'm Monica.

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I wash the toilets 17 times a day,

even if people are on it."

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"Hi, I'm Rachel.

Is my sweater too tight? No?

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Oh, I'd better wash it and shrink it."

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"I'm Monica. I don't get phone messages

from interesting people. Ever."

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Hey, I call her.

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"Oh, my God. I love Ross.

I hate Ross. I love Ross. I hate Ross."

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"Oh, my God.

I can't find a boyfriend.

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So I guess I'll just stumble across the hall

and sleep with the first guy I find in there."

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Yeah, we should get a move on if we want

to make those dinner reservations.

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Still broken?

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It sucks, man.

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Your last night here, and I lose the two

most important things:

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The foosball table...

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...and $500.

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Well, you know, there are other ways

you can win back your money.

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- How about blackjack?

- Ah, not my game.

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Okay, uh, you know what?

We can play a new game.

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- A new game. It's fun.

- What's it called?

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Cups.

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- I don't know how to play Cups.

- I'll teach you. It's really easy and fun.

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- All right.

- Okay, here you go.

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I have two queens.

What do you have?

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- A two and a five.

- Whoa, you win. Fifty dollars.

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- Really?

- Oh, yeah. Okay, let's play again. Ready?

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Ooh!

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- What have you got?

- A four and a nine.

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You're kidding, right?

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- No. Why?

- Well, that's a full cup.

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Damn, I am good at Cups.

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I'm not talking to her.

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One of you has to take the first step...

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...and it should be you because

she's the one who's leaving.

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It's harder for her.

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Maybe you're right.

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But she made fun of my phone pen.

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I know. I took it hard too.

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Listen, Rachel,

I feel bad about what happened...

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- What are you doing?

- I'm unpacking.

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- What?

- I'm not moving. Is that picture straight?

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It needs to go about 20 blocks

to the left.

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Hey, you know what?

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You're the one who wants this

big change and move in with Chandler.

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You should go.

Why do I have to leave?

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- Because It's my apartment!

- Well, it's mine too. What else you got?

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How about: You're moving!

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RACHEL: No, no, no.

MONICA: Yes, yes, yes.

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Okay, Monica...

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This is ridiculous.

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We should be packing you.

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PHOEBE: Hey, how you guys doing?

RACHEL: Great. Monica's moving.

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I am not!

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Oh, really? Well, how come

all your stuff is in this box?

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Okay, you guys, you guys,

I think I know what's going on here.

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Okay? You guys? Stop!

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I know that you're acting mad because

you think that will make it easier to leave.

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But deep down, you're still really sad.

Deep, deep down.

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- No, Phoebe, I am mad!

- Well, deep, deep, deep down.

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Yeah, I'm just mad.

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Then keep running.

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You win.

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- What did you have?

- Doesn't matter. Nothing beats...

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...a three and a six.

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That, my friend, is "D Cup."

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Okay, now,

how much have you won so far?

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- Wow. Seven hundred.

- Not 700 exactly?

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- Yeah.

- Heh. Double it.

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- What?

- Yeah, see, in Cups, once you get $700...

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...you have to double it.

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- Really?

- Hey, I didn't make up the rules.

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Okay, so now, after you receive

the doubling bonus, you get, uh, one card.

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Now, that one card could be worth $100,

which brings your total to 1500.

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- Ooh.

- No, no, no.

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Don't get too excited, because that's not

gonna happen unless you get the... No way.

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Well, this is the last box of your clothes.

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I'm just gonna label it

"What were you thinking?"

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Funny, I was just gonna go across

the hall and write that on Chandler.

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Okay, you guys, I don't mean

to make things worse, but...

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...I don't wanna live

with Rachel anymore.

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BOTH: What?

- You're just so mean to each other.

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And I don't wanna end up like that

with Rachel. I still like you.

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Well, Phoebe, that's fine

because I'm not moving.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Phoebe, you gotta take her.

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You know, I know I said

some bad stuff...

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...but Rachel does have some qualities

that make her a good roommate.

00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,366

Oh, really? Like what, Monica?

00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,955

You know how she has 147,000

pair of boots?

00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,790

Oh, yeah, good start, Mon.

00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,002

- She lets you borrow them.

- Yeah.

00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,880

And you stretch them out

with your big old clown feet.

00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,259

Do you wanna live outside?

Because it's getting cold.

00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,304

She gets tons of catalogs...

00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:35,016

...and, um, she'll fold down the pages

of the things she thinks I'd like.

00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,852

- What else?

- Uh...

00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,979

When I take a shower...

00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,482

...she leaves me little notes

on the mirror.

00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,901

Yeah, I do. I do do that.

00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:49,155

That's nice. I like having things

to read in the bathroom.

00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,826

When I fall asleep on the couch

after reading...

00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,038

...she covers me over with a blanket.

00:15:57,414 --> 00:16:01,167

Well, you know,

I don't want you to be cold.

00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:07,507

And when I told her I was

gonna be moving in with Chandler...

00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,343

...she was really supportive.

00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,764

[SOBBING]

You were so great.

00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,851

You made it so easy.

00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,647

And now you have to leave.

00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,525

And I have to live with a boy!

00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,571

It's gonna be fine.

00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:34,575

Okay, Rachel. Now I can't wait

to live with you.

00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,202

You know what we should do?

00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,746

Bring Monica, and then

we can all live there together.

00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,415

We'll have so much fun!

00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,293

But, honey, I think she's moving in

with Chandler.

00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,004

Oh, that's right.

00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,630

You're still set on that?

00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,842

Kind of.

00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,057

Oh, my God.

00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,392

[PHONE RINGS]

00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,438

Hello? Hey, Mon.

00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,815

How's the packing going?

00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:09,736

Ben? He's fine. Yeah, he's right...

Oh, my God.

00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:14,449

Get your head out of your shirt there,

son.

00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,034

What?

00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,328

Yeah, it's a pumpkin. I'll come pack.

00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,708

Hey.

00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,210

- What's wrong?

- Ross and I were helping the girls pack...

00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:30,339

...took a little break.

I lost $1500 to him in Cups.

00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:35,011

Wha...? How did you lose at Cups?

00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,721

The same way you lost.

00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:41,267

I started out with the king and the

queen. Bam. Ross gets a two and a three.

00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:45,229

Then I get a jack and a king.

Boom. Ross gets a four and five.

00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:48,649

Even Ross was getting the Cup card,

the D Cup...

00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:54,572

...the sitting-down bonus. Meanwhile,

I didn't even get a half cup. Nothing.

00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,948

Oh, man.

00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,201

He never played before either.

00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:02,288

You know what I think? I think

beginner's luck, very important in Cups.

00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,792

Let's just play one more hand.

One more hand.

00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:09,712

No, no more. I cannot lose another dime.

I'm serious this time.

00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,299

In fact, look. There's...

I wanna give you something, okay?

00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,302

And let me give it to you now

before I pawn it for Cups money.

00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:22,183

Now, I want you to have

the big, white dog...

00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:27,146

...as a... Kind of a thank-you for being

such a great roommate.

00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,775

I can't take the big, white dog.

You love it.

00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,402

It's "him." Not "it."

00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,115

Well, what if I bought it from you,

you know?

00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,451

And then your nice gesture would be

giving it to me at a reasonable price.

00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,328

Say $1500?

00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,917

Wait a second.

I see what you're trying to do here.

00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,294

You're trying to give me money again.

00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,463

When did I try to give you money?

00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,465

Before, over there with the bills.

00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,510

You tried to give me charity,

I said no, you dropped it.

00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,804

Okay, then we had a nice

last night together.

00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,558

We had some fun, we gambled, nobody

tried to give anybody any money.

00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,563

Now, out of the blue,

you start with the charity thing again.

00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:12,525

I'm just trying to help you out, okay?

I wanna make sure that you're okay.

00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,819

I will be okay. Look, Chandler.

00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,990

You gotta get it out of your head

that I can't take care of myself, okay?

00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:23,452

Look, I'm not gonna miss you

helping me out with money.

00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:26,080

The only thing I'm gonna miss...

00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,082

...is you.

00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,295

And now the dog.

00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,595

MONICA:

Hey.

00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,431

- Call me when you get there, okay?

- Okay.

00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,391

I'm really gonna miss you.

00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,442

Oh, I have your key.

00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,029

- Here you go.

- Thanks.

00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:07,663

Oh, God, this is silly.

I'm gonna see you in a couple of hours.

00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,416

Bye, house.

00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,709

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,048

- Bye-bye.

- Bye.

00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,656

Hey.

00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:45,743

- She really left.

- I know.

00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:51,666

- Thank you.

- No problem, roomie.

00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,801

- Can I ask you a question?

- Sure.

00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,512

What the hell is that dog doing here?

00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:12,311

I invented the game of Cups

as a way to give Joey money.

00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:15,982

- And now you want that money back?

- Exactly.

00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:18,526

Chandler, what kind of idiot

do you take me for?

00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,904

It's not a real game. I made it up.

00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:25,241

I'm sorry you lost your money.

But I won it fair and square.

00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,118

At a fake game!

00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:30,663

Now, if you wanna try

to make some of it back...

00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:34,083

...I'd be glad to play you for it.

But I should warn you.

00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,712

I am very good at Cups.

00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:42,174

Okay, now, I assume the saucer card

came up when you played last?

00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,302

- No.

- Hmm.

00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:47,054

Let's see if it comes up this time.

00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:54,395

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