Эпизод, в котором Фиби бегает

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- Hi. Rachel. Phoebe's.

- It's. And.

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- Please.

- Leave.

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Leave.

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But I just said "leave."

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Yeah, I know,

because you have all the good words.

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What do I get? I get "it's, and."

Oh, I'm sorry, I have "A." Forget it.

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- Come on, that's silly.

- All right. So let's switch.

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No, I have all the good words.

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Okay, fine, fine. We can switch.

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- Okay.

- Okay.

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- Hi.

- Everybody.

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- It's.

- Rachel.

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- And.

- Phoebe's.

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Pleas... Wait. How did you do that?

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What?

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Oh, you're no ordinary roommate,

are you?

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Phoebe, come on, can we finish this later?

I wanna go running before it gets dark.

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- Why don't you come with me?

- Really?

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Yeah, oh, it'll be fun.

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We'll run in the park. It'll be like our first,

you know, roommate-bonding thing.

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Okay, let's go running!

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- Yeah, and there's cute guys there.

- Let's run towards them!

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Okay.

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Wait just one more second.

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Hi, it's Phoebe and Rachel's.

Please leave a message. Thanks!

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Now, wait a minute.

You just took all the words.

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Uh-huh. You've met your match,

Rachel Green.

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- So I just finished this fascinating book.

- Hmm.

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By the year 2030,

there'll be computers...

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...that can carry out the same amount

of functions as an actual human brain.

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So, theoretically,

you could download...

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...your thoughts and memories

into this computer...

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...and live forever as a machine.

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And I just realized I can sleep

with my eyes open.

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- Hey.

BOTH: Hey.

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Honey, it was a great idea,

nailing the boxes to the floor.

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- I didn't nail the boxes to the floor.

- Oh, so you can move them.

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Yes.

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Yes, and while I'm doing that,

Ross has a great computer story for you.

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Hey, everybody.

Uh, I'd like you to meet Janine.

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She's gonna be my new roommate.

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- Hi.

JANINE: Hi.

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And she's gonna live with me!

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It's nice to meet you. Janine?

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Lecroix. Janine Lecroix.

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I didn't know that.

What a pretty last name.

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So, uh, where are you from?

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Australia. I just moved here

a couple of weeks ago.

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- From the land down under?

- Yeah.

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I didn't know that either.

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So, what do you do?

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- I'm a dancer.

- You're a dancer?

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She's a dancer.

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- Well, I think I'll go and unpack.

- Here, let me...

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[GROANS]

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- Joey?

JOEY: Yeah?

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Did you even interview this woman

before you asked her to move in?

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- Of course I did.

- Uh-huh.

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What exactly did you ask her?

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When can you move in?

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Thank you for bringing her

into our lives.

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Unbelievable.

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Oh. Oh, so you like her too, Chandler?

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Hey, look at all the boxes.

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I cannot wait to ask her out.

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Wait a minute, Joey.

Joey, you can't ask her out.

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She's your roommate.

It'll be way too complicated.

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Yeah, man, don't do it.

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I mean, if you date her,

then I can't date her.

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Think about it. Remember when you were

going out with Donna and you broke up...

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...remember how horrible it was when

you bumped into her at the supermarket?

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Oh, God, yeah.

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Now imagine you live

at the supermarket.

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Okay.

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- No, no.

- Oh. Oh.

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You're right. I don't want that.

I can't date her.

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And you'd better watch the flirting too,

because in close quarters...

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...it could be trouble.

- Well, that's gonna be tough, Mon.

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I mean, it's hard for me to be around

an attractive woman and not flirt.

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Heh. Well, you're around me all the time,

and you don't flirt.

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A little sad about that, sweetie?

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I have to tie my shoes,

so you go ahead. I'll catch up.

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- Okay.

PHOEBE: Okay.

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Come on, that's not running.

Let's go!

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You guys, I'm telling you,

when she runs...

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...she looks like a cross

between Kermit the Frog...

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...and the Six Million Dollar Man.

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Monica had such a crush on him. Ha, ha.

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She used to kiss his poster

every night before she went to bed.

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I used to do that too.

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Oh, my God. Did you also have his album,

It's Not Easy Being Green?

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Oh, Mon.

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So Phoebe runs weird, huh?

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Yeah. And you know what?

And I know she's gonna want to run again.

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I don't know how to get out of it.

I mean, I live with her.

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Why don't you just be straight with her?

Tell her the truth.

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You're right. You're right.

I should just tell her the truth.

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- Hey.

ROSS & MONICA: Hey.

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Hey, Pheebs, Monica tripped me.

I don't think I can ever run again, ever.

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Why? Why would you do that?

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I don't know.

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Rachel, I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles.

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- Ankle.

- We'll see.

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CHANDLER:

Okay. I am officially unpacked.

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Thanks for helping me, man.

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Joe?

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[JOEY GIGGLES]

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Well, I guess Joey went home.

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Oh, and look, there is still one box

that I have to unpack.

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[JOEY GIGGLES]

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I got you.

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[LAUGHING]

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Oh, my God,

you almost gave me a heart attack.

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It was so hard not to laugh, I'll tell you.

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Hey, the place looks great.

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Yeah, not bad, right?

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You know what? Monica's working late,

so I'm gonna make this place spotless.

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You know what else I'm gonna do?

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I'm gonna go downstairs,

I'm gonna get her some flowers.

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Now, who would not want

to live with me?

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I don't.

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No, I want to live with

the super-hot Australian dancer.

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How's that going, though?

Are you okay with the not-flirting thing?

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Yeah, so far. Yeah.

But it's tough, you know?

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I've got all this built-up flirting energy,

and I don't know how to get rid of it.

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How you doing?

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[VOICE CRACKS]

Oh, man.

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Sorry. There's just more room out here.

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Oh, no, no, you just, uh, reminded me

that I have to do my stretches too.

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- Why don't you try to be?

- Aah!

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- What's wrong?

- Uh, nothing.

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I just... I didn't want you to touch me...

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...because I'm all sweaty

from the workout. Ha, ha.

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I'm gonna hit the shower.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, sorry about that stuff

hanging in there.

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It's just my thongs are too delicate

for the dryer.

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[MUMBLES]

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RACHEL: Aah!

PHOEBE: Hi.

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Oh, yeah, uh-huh, it's me.

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I saw you grab your running shoes

this morning and sneak out.

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You lied so you could run by yourself.

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No, Phoebe, no. I was... No.

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I was actually just checking...

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...to see...

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...if I could run. And I can.

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Please, Rachel, I'm not an idiot.

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No, wait. Phoebe?

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Wow. Couples who live together

do start to look alike.

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So, Mondler...

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Uh...

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What, uh...? What are you doing?

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What does it look like? I am cleaning.

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Did you get Monica's authorization

to move all of her stuff?

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Authorizat... I don't need that.

I'm gonna put everything back.

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Put it back exactly where you found it?

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Yes. I'm gonna put it back

exactly where I found it.

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Okay, first of all,

that attitude is not helping.

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She won't care if I put her stuff

back in the same stupid place.

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Hello? Did you just meet Monica?

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She's gonna recognize

that I did a nice thing...

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...and appreciate it.

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Huh. No, actually, this will work out well.

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Because when you have to move back

with Joey...

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...Joey's hot new roommate

can come live with me.

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Oh, I see, I see.

You're trying to freak me out.

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Look, Chandler, Monica is really weird

about this kind of stuff, all right?

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Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years.

She's going to freak out.

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Oh, my God. She's going to sit on you.

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No, she is not, okay?

I'll prove it to you.

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I'm gonna call her right now.

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Phone's done.

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MONICA: Hi.

- Hey, Mon. How's it going?

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Terrible. If I want something done right,

I have to do it myself.

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Other people just wreck stuff.

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I really think

I might kill someone tonight.

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Oh, come on, come on,

it can't be that bad.

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It's worse.

The only thing getting me through...

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...is knowing I'm gonna see you soon.

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- I might get out of here early.

- No. No, no, no.

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No, no, it sounds like

they need you there.

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- You're just hanging out with Ross?

- It's all good. Okay, bye, Mon.

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She's gonna kill me.

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The phone was facing the other way.

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And that goes back up there.

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Know what we should do?

We should start with the big stuff.

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That'll be the easiest.

So, uh, let's start with the couch.

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I got it.

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Yeah, that doesn't look right.

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What are you talking about? The couch

is perfectly in line with the carpet.

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Then I can just walk over here

and casually just put my feet right up on...

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Okay, here's what we do.

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We just move the couch closer

to the coffee table.

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But then the back of the couch

won't line up with the back of the carpet.

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Okay, well, here,

we'll just, uh, move the coffee table...

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...closer to the couch.

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No, whoa, whoa! But then the coffee table

won't be centered in the seating area.

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But the coffee table doesn't

match the table... Ross.

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Hi. Look, what am I gonna do?

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I'm not flirting, but still I'm drawing

her to me like a moth to a flame.

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What the hell's going on over here?

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Monica's gonna kill you.

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Look, I need your help, okay?

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I have to do something

to repel this woman.

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

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You guys repel women all the time.

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Hey, I've been married three times.

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No, no, no, I've seen it happen.

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You get a rapport going with a woman,

but somehow you manage to kill it.

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What's your secret?

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Look, we do not repel women, okay?

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That is completely untrue.

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Oh, yes, we do, my man.

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Remember back in college

when we went to that dance...

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...and you walked right up to that girl

you liked and couldn't stop talking...

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...about the Irish potato famine?

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Yeah, well, what about you?

You weren't so hot in college either.

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After everything he said, he'd go:

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[MIMICS DRUM FILL]

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Yeah, Monica doesn't like that either.

Maybe I should stop doing that.

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You know what? Girls don't like it

when I start talking about science.

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That's not specific to girls.

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This is great. This is great. What else?

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They don't like you correcting

their grammar.

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And they don't like it when you

explain why your jokes are funny.

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You know, they don't like it when you

keep asking them if they like you.

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- Man, I am so lucky I have Monica.

- I'm never gonna find love again.

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Hey.

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- Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?

- Sure.

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Okay. Um, I...

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Phoebe, look, I just wanted to say

that I'm sorry, okay?

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I handled the situation horribly.

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And I should not have lied to you.

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So what should you have done?

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Well, I should have told you the truth.

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Uh-huh. Which is?

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Well, you know, the reason that

I didn't want to go running with you is...

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...because, um...

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...well, you know, the way that you run

is just a little...

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- So?

- Well, it's embarrassing.

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People were looking at us

like we were crazy.

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- Why do you care?

- Because they're people.

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But people that you don't know

and will never see again.

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Yes, but still they are people...

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...with eyes.

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Well, I didn't get embarrassed

running next to Miss:

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Choo, choo, choo, choo.

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But, oh, okay.

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No, no, I can see why running with me

would be embarrassing to you.

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Yeah, okay. You're uptight.

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What? I am not uptight. Whoa.

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Listen, I am not uptight, man.

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That's okay, Rachel. I'm not judging you.

That's just who you are.

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Me, I'm more free, you know?

I run like I did when I was a kid...

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...because that's the only way it's fun,

you know?

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I mean, didn't you ever run so fast

you thought your legs would fall off...

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...you know, like, when you were

running towards the swings...

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...or running away from Satan?

00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,116

The neighbor's dog.

00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,914

Okay, is this lamp in the right place?

00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,708

Who cares? I repel women.

00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,379

No, no, no! You can't come in here.

00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,131

Ross is naked!

00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,886

MONICA: What?

- What?

00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:34,015

I couldn't say that I was naked,

because she's allowed to see me naked.

00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,559

Why does anyone have to be naked?

00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,230

MONICA:

Why is Ross naked?

00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:47,403

I had to show Chandler something.

00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:51,699

MONICA:

Naked?

00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,910

Yeah, I uh...

00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,079

I guess I have, a, uh...

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A guy problem.

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MONICA:

Is it the same thing that Chandler had?

00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,674

Look, just come back later.

00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:10,301

We'll get everything squared away,

and you can come back later.

00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,678

MONICA:

Okay. Hey, listen.

00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:15,431

There's still some of Chandler's medicine

left under the sink in the bathroom.

00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,101

- Bye.

- Bye.

00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,233

Thank God.

00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,571

Dude, what'd you have?

00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,784

Look, we have no time, okay?

We must focus.

00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,745

We've got to get everything

back into its original place.

00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,038

The photo album.

00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:43,126

There were millions of pictures

of the apartment in the photo album.

00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:45,920

We just go through it

and match everything to the pictures.

00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,798

- That's perfect. That's brilliant.

- Yeah.

00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,386

So really, what did you have?

00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,932

Hey, Joey. I've got some beer for you.

00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:02,687

Uh, don't you mean "for whom"?

00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,857

Sure.

00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:09,318

Listen, I was gonna order some pizza.

You wanna share one?

00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:11,738

Pizza? It's not like I never

had that before.

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[MIMICS DRUM FILL]

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Is there something wrong?

00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,663

All right, all right.

00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,833

Let's just get this out in the open, okay?

00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,501

You're hot.

00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,212

I'm lovable.

00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,382

Clearly, there's a vibe

going on between us.

00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,843

But we're roommates...

00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,597

...and it's a huge mistake for us

to continue down this road.

00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,515

- Joey...

- No, no, no. I'm telling you.

00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:43,061

Imagine yourself living in a supermarket

and you'll understand.

00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,941

Okay? So the question is,

what do we do?

00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,235

Well, I don't think

there is anything to do.

00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,654

I mean, I think you're really sweet.

00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:56,324

But I'm just not interested

in you like that.

00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,580

Oh.

00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,665

No, I mean...

00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:10,505

You're a really nice guy, and I'm happy

to be your roommate and your friend.

00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,632

I'm just, you know, I just...

00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,010

...don't feel that way about you.

00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,221

Oh.

00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,307

I see what happened. Ha, ha.

00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,935

It's because I was trying to repel you.

00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:29,190

Right? Believe me, you'd feel

a lot different if I turned it on.

00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,568

- I don't think so.

- Oh, I do.

00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,657

How you doing?

00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,202

I'm okay.

00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:45,706

What?

00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,126

Oh, dear God.

00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:56,092

Choo, choo, choo.

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RACHEL: Hey!

PHOEBE: Hi!

00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,400

I'm so sorry. You're right.

This feels great.

00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,610

See? And you don't care

if people are staring.

00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:17,446

It's just for a second,

because then you're gone.

00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:21,117

It's amazing, Pheebs.

I feel so free and so graceful.

00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,577

Oh!

00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,538

[WHINNIES]

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Ha! Hey, look out for the horse.

00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,208

Sorry.

00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,966

Is it okay for me to come in now?

00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,676

Uh-huh.

00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,727

- Why is everything different?

- Bye.

00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,106

I don't see anything different...

00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,693

...other than the fact that the room got

so much brighter when you came into it.

00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:56,903

[CHUCKLES]

00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:00,489

Well, the end table is wrong,

the couch looks bizarre...

00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:03,117

...and don't even get me started

on the refrigerator magnets.

00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,163

Okay, look, don't be mad, okay?

00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:11,834

But after I unpacked the boxes,

I wanted to do something nice for you...

00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,921

...so I cleaned the apartment.

00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:17,840

So I moved everything around,

and then I forgot...

00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:22,595

...where it went back. And I'm sorry,

I'm very sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,598

That's okay.

00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,351

Chandler, are you afraid of me

or something?

00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,187

Do you want me to be afraid of you?

00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:34,482

Of course not.

00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:38,027

My gosh, Chandler,

what you did is a wonderful thing...

00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,946

...and I really appreciate it.

00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,699

I know I have this thing where I want

everything in the perfect place.

00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:46,285

But I'd never expect you

to worry about that.

00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,162

Really?

00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,706

Of course.

00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,875

Oh, you're the best.

00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,669

You come here to me.

00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,964

Hold on, okay? First things first.

00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,757

Okay. Now...

00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,677

Did Ross sit anywhere

while he was naked?

00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,850

So it said that by the year 2030...

00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:13,271

...there will be computers carrying

out the same number of functions...

00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,564

...as an actual human brain.

00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:19,235

So theoretically, you could

download your thoughts...

00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,612

...and your memories

into this computer...

00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,198

And live forever as a machine.

00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:32,164

Uh, so, Janine, do you know

what we're doing right now?

00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,085

You and I, we're interfacing.

00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,297

Yeah. I gotta go.

00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,887

[MIMICS DRUM FILL]

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