Эпизод с зубами Росса

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Hi, my name's Chandler.

I just moved in next door.

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Would you like to battle me

in a post-apocalyptic world...

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...for control of the galaxy's

last remaining energy source?

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Sure, neighbor. Come on in.

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Is Janine around?

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She's at dance class.

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Can I check my room?

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Don't go through her stuff.

She gets really mad.

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Oh, my God.

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It's like a guy never lived in here.

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You gotta be careful. This girl

thing is dangerous. It's spreading.

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It is?

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Is this your pretty pink pillow

on the couch?

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No.

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Is that your tiny little box that's

too small to put anything in?

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- No.

- No.

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Okay, this is not good.

You are a guy, okay?

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This is a "guy's" place.

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Soon, you'll be soaking

your fingers in stuff.

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- You're right. I'll talk to her.

- Talk to her. Be a man.

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- I'm a man.

- Defend yourself.

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We have to hem the new dust ruffle.

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Be right there, sweetums.

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Totally different situation.

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MONICA:

Hey, guys.

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- How was breakfast with Hillary?

- Okay.

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She's still depressed because

she broke up with her boyfriend.

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Is this Hillary,

your hot assistant chef, Hillary?

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- Yeah.

- The one that stares at me?

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No. The one who looked at you once

because you got in her way.

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Still, I could tell. She was into me.

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Why don't you set us up?

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Ooh, are you setting Ross up

with someone?

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Does she have a wedding dress?

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PHOEBE: Hey.

RACHEL: Hey.

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Rachel, I'm making up flyers

to try to get new massage clients.

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So can I come to Bloomingdale's

and use the copy machine?

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Well, sure, but they might think it's weird

considering I don't work there anymore.

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Oh, my God. What happened?

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I got a job at Ralph Lauren.

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Well, that's great. Congratulations.

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A year ago.

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You've lasted all year. Good for you.

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But, Pheebs, you could still use

the copy machine where I actually work.

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But come by at lunch

so my boss doesn't see you.

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Kim will freak out.

She already doesn't like me.

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- I don't think my boss likes me.

- I don't think mine likes me either.

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Maybe it's a universal thing.

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Or maybe because you're all hanging

around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday.

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CHANDLER:

Yeah, let's head off to work.

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PHOEBE: Thank you.

RACHEL: Sure.

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You will not believe this.

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I was making copies,

and Ralph Lauren came in.

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Oh, my God. Did you talk to him?

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Yeah, a little. He seems really nice.

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- Good kisser.

- What?

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What?

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- You kissed him?

- Totally.

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Phoebe, are you serious?

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Yeah, I was just in there,

he came in and introduced himself.

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The next thing I know,

we're making out.

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Phoebe, you do know he's married?

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No.

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Phoebe.

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What am I supposed to do, ask every guy

I make out with if he's married?

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No, yeah, I should.

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- Hey, Joey.

JOEY: Hey.

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Uh, can I talk to you for a second?

There's a kid in this picture.

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Do you, uh, know this kid?

Is it a relative?

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No. I just thought it was cute.

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Yeah, that's what I was afraid of.

Okay, uh...

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Look, Janine, I really want you

to feel at home here, but...

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...some of this new stuff,

it's too girlie.

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Oh. Like what?

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Uh, like this.

Pictures of cute babies we don't know.

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We can't have that.

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Joey, it's Anne Geddes.

She's a famous artist.

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I don't know this baby.

I don't know if she's a famous artist or not.

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I don't want to be a jerk, but

you're changing too much around here.

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I'm sorry. I just thought

I'd try and make the place a little nicer.

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Yeah, but it's too much stuff.

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You know, you got the candles and

the "foofy schmoofer" thing here.

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Over here, you got

a picture of a watering can.

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- I just thought...

- I'm sure it's a famous watering can.

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But come on.

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And what is with the really hot stick

in the bathroom?

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It's a curling iron.

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Oh. Well, that's okay then.

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Okay, my towels, for instance.

I come into the bathroom...

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...and my towel is not on the floor,

where I keep it.

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It's up here on some hook.

And it smells different.

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- It's clean.

- Yeah, well, it feels different.

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It's dry.

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All right, I can make my peace

with the clean, dry towels.

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Okay, also, what is with

these chips you bought?

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No, no, no. It's potpourri.

You're supposed to smell it.

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Well, that's like summer in a bowl.

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RACHEL:

Oh.

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Kim, hi.

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Uh-huh.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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So I handed in that marketing report,

and I never got to hear what you thought.

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- I didn't read it.

- Ah.

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So, wow, the spring line's really

gonna be great this year, huh?

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Yeah.

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So I hear, uh, Ralph Lauren fooled around

with someone in the copy room.

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[ALARM BELL RINGING]

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Tell me everything.

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ROSS: Hey, guys.

- Hey.

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What's up?

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You know...

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Oh, my God.

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What happened to your teeth?

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I whitened them.

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Really?

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Yeah, what do you think?

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I think I shouldn't look

directly at them.

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Come on, seriously.

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- They're really, really, really white.

- What was wrong with your old...

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...human teeth?

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I did leave the gel on

a little longer than it said to.

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- How much longer?

- A day.

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Ross, tonight is your date with Hillary.

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I know. That's why I did it.

Are they really that bad?

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No. No, no, no.

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You'll be fine.

Hillary's blind, right?

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She will be after tonight.

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Oh, Rach.

Uh, do you notice anything...?

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Your teeth?

Yes, I saw them from outside.

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You guys are never gonna

believe this...

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...but Phoebe made out

with Ralph Lauren.

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- What?

- Oh, my God.

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She ran into him at my office,

and they just made out.

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The craziest thing is,

now my boss likes me because...

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...it's the best gossip

she's heard all year.

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I am proud of all my friends today.

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Rachel, I can't believe Phoebe

made out with Ralph Lauren.

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Ugh. I'm so jealous.

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Hi, I'm Chandler,

your live-in boyfriend.

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Chandler, please. Come on.

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Look at him.

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Well, I am no woman,

but that is one tasty dish.

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Hey.

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Here. Ooh.

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Who's the silver fox?

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That is your make-out buddy.

Don't you recognize him?

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Oh, wait. "Ooh, Phoebe, I love you.

Kiss me, please."

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That's not Ralph Lauren.

It sounds like him, though.

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What?

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Yeah, no, Ralph doesn't look

like that guy.

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He's young, and he's got long hair

and a beard and a Hacky Sack...

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Oh, my God. That's not Ralph Lauren.

That's Kenny the copy guy.

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What?

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Oh, God... I told my boss that someone

made out with Ralph Lauren.

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If she finds out that I lied to her,

she is gonna hate me even more. Phoebe!

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Why would the copy guy

say he's Ralph Lauren?

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To get you to make out with him.

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Oh.

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Okay, maybe this will make them

look less white.

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Nope. Heh.

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Okay, so colors that don't work are...

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...blue, yellow, green, red, black,

white, orange and purple.

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I don't know what I'm gonna do.

The date starts in an hour.

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Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter,

your teeth wouldn't look so bright.

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Oh, great. So all I need to do

is get some new skin. Thank you.

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If we put just a little bit

of makeup on you...

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Whoa, whoa.

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We're not 13 anymore.

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Ross, this is the only thing left

that has a shot at working.

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Won't she notice I have makeup on?

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Half the guys out there

have makeup on.

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What?

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Half the people... I mean...

Just try it and see.

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No, I am not putting on makeup.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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Hello? Ross, could you put up

some of these flyers for me?

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No! Demon! Demon!

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Now our drawers will smell nice,

and we didn't waste these pantyhose.

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God forbid we throw out old underwear.

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You know what?

I'm gonna go over to Joey's.

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We're supposed to organize

the wrapping paper.

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Yes, but I've really gotten in touch

with my feminine side enough today.

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In fact, we're two sachets away

from becoming a lesbian couple.

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This has been kind of a girlie day.

You're right. I'm sorry.

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It's okay. I just feel like I need

to be in a guy place...

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...do kind of a man thing.

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Go over to Joey's and...

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...drink some beer and

hammer up some dry wall.

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When guys hang out, they don't just

drink beer and hammer up dry wall.

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When girls hang out, we don't have

pillow fights in our underwear.

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I'm sorry. We do. We do.

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I don't know why I said that.

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Hey, Chandler.

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Come on in.

We're knitting potholders.

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No, thanks, Josephine.

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Ross, I was wondering if...

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Oh, my God. Where are all the men?

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- Oh. Hi, Kim.

- Hi, Rachel.

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Uh, remember that thing that happened

yesterday? Well, it didn't happen.

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You didn't cancel the fabric order

from Taiwan?

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Okay, two things didn't happen.

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Remember I told you someone

made out with Ralph Lauren?

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Well, it turns out that's not true.

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It's not true?

Oh, that's interesting.

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Because I checked. Only one keycard

was used to access the copy machine...

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...yesterday during lunch,

and that keycard belonged to you, Rachel.

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Oh, no. No, no, no. Oh, God,

you think I made out with him?

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Listen to me, if you think sleeping

with Ralph is gonna get you my job...

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...you are sadly mistaken.

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Oh, no. I don't want your job. I don't.

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Oh, this is such a mistake.

I didn't make out with him.

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Nobody made out with him.

I did not use my keycard yesterday.

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I don't even know

how to use my keycard.

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KIM: Hi, Ralph.

- Hi, Kim.

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[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

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Yeah. Nothing happened.

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You could cut the sexual tension

in here with a knife.

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After that, what could I do

except become a chef?

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ROSS:

Mm-hm.

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And someday soon,

I hope to open my own restaurant.

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ROSS:

Mm.

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You know, you're a really great listener.

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Most guys I go out with,

they just talk and talk.

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[CHUCKLES]

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After a while, it's like, "Shut your mouth."

You know?

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[LAUGHS]

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I've probably been talking too much.

Why don't we talk about you?

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[MUMBLES]

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Come on, I want to know.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Okay. I'm from Long Island.

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I came to the city for college.

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Um, I, uh, have a 5-year-old son,

and in my spare time...

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...I like to read spy novels.

But let's talk more about you. Hmm?

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So if you sear the stems

of the flowers first in a frying pan...

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...your arrangement will

look fresh much longer.

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Joey, that is such a great tip.

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Monica, can you excuse us?

I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.

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Okay, but, Joey, come over later.

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I'm gonna teach you

how to make a bird feeder...

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...out of just a pine cone

and some peanut butter.

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Aw. I love birds.

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What is the matter with you?

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- What?

- You're arranging flowers.

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You got dead flowers.

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You've got a picture of a baby

dressed like flowers.

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This is not Joey.

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Hey, hey, look, I am still Joey, okay?

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Flowers, they're just, you know,

nice to look at.

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And that happens to be a picture

by a famous artist of a famous baby.

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You're turning into a woman.

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No, I'm not.

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Why would you say that?

That's just mean.

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Now I've upset you? What did I say?

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It's not what you said.

It's the way you said it.

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Oh, my God.

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I'm a woman.

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So now she thinks that I made out with him

and that I did it to get her job.

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- Why didn't you just tell the truth?

- I did.

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She doesn't think anyone would confuse

Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren.

00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,902

Well, what if Kenny were the real brains

behind the whole company?

00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:31,906

What if Kenny hired that Ralph guy

to be the pretty front man, huh?

00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,866

Did she ever think of that?

00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,039

You were with Kenny today, weren't you?

00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,041

- Just for a second.

- Ugh.

00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:46,170

- Phoebe, what am I gonna do?

- Well...

00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,715

The only thing you can do.

Sleep with Ralph Lauren.

00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:55,346

I'm not gonna sleep with Ralph Lauren.

I mean, I could, but I wouldn't.

00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,807

Ooh. Sleep with Kenny.

00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:04,939

- That wouldn't help me.

- Oh, yes, it would.

00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,278

- I've had a really good time tonight.

- Mm-hm.

00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:14,115

You know, I rarely connect with someone

this much on the first date.

00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,908

[CHUCKLES]

00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,869

Me neither.

00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:22,457

Uh, I've had a really

good time too, you know.

00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,210

Are you gonna eat that bread?

00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,173

Oh, I just like the smell.

00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:31,883

Mm.

00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,427

You make me laugh.

00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,012

[CHUCKLES]

00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,973

Would you like to move over

to the couch?

00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,808

Mm-hm.

00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:47,523

Maybe I'll just turn down

the lights a little?

00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,401

How about all the way?

00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,070

Okay.

00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,037

ROSS:

Wow, cool poster.

00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,332

Or should I say, "groovy poster"?

00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,125

[ROSS CHUCKLES]

00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,419

So, uh...

00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,630

...where were we?

00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,136

Are those your teeth?

00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,554

Oh.

00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,767

You can see them, huh?

00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,645

Yes. They're insanely white.

00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,147

I did that for you.

00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,110

What's the matter with you?

00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:37,115

What's the matter with me?

You've got a black light. It's 1999.

00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,833

Oh, good. Kim, hi.

00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:51,838

Hi, Rachel. Oh. I wanted to ask you, have

you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets?

00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,258

What am I thinking?

Of course you have.

00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,968

Okay, look.

00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,428

I'm sorry that I lied to you before.

00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:04,433

You were right. Ralph and I were

an item, but we're not anymore.

00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,768

Oh, really?

00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,396

Yeah, he dumped me.

00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:13,025

He said, "Rachel, I can't do this.

00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:16,445

Even though you're a very, very...

00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,031

...very beautiful woman...

00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:22,827

...I can't do this.

I'm married and I'm sorry."

00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:26,330

And I don't know why, but he said,

"And you will never get promoted...

00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:30,501

...especially not above Kim,

who is an integral cog...

00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,503

...in the Ralph Lauren machine."

00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,507

You expect me to believe...

00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,050

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,386

KIM: Hi, Ralph.

- Hi, Kim.

00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,865

Oh, my God.

00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:06,245

He just gave you the coldest look

I've ever seen. It's like he hates you.

00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,039

Then it is true.

00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:13,878

Of course it's true.

And it hurts so bad.

00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,839

Oh, honey, come here.

00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,925

Oh, it'll be okay.

00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,637

We've all been there.

00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,308

You and Ralph?

00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,853

Kenny the copy boy.

00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,616

- Hey.

- Hey.

00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:48,079

- Uh, I need to talk to you.

- What's the matter? You upset?

00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,957

I'm sorry, but we gotta get rid of

all this girlie stuff in here.

00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,833

I, uh... I gotta be a man.

00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:57,171

Okay? The living room

has to remain a guy place, okay?

00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,173

That's just the way it has to be.

00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,009

If that's what you want,

I'll just put it all in my room.

00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,886

Good. Great.

00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:06,597

And, uh, thanks for being

so understanding.

00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,517

I didn't want to make

a big deal out of this.

00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:14,272

But you could, uh, put the picture

of the famous baby in my room.

00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,315

I mean, if you want to.

00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:19,610

Okay.

00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,613

And, uh, maybe the watering can there.

00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:23,906

Sure.

00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,575

And a couple of these

little tiny boxes.

00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:31,080

Joey, do you want me

to put it all in your room?

00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,248

Okay.

00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,468

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