Эпизод, в котором Росс обкуривается

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So guess who's coming

to Thanksgiving dinner.

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Sidney Poitier? Ha, ha.

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I miss Rachel.

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No, my parents.

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Oh, great, they haven't seen the place

since I moved in.

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Yeah, and if you could not mention

that we live together, that'd be great.

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I was thinking we'd eat around 4.

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Why can't I tell them

we live together?

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They don't know we're dating.

Should we eat in the kitchen?

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Why haven't you told them?

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Um, well, I was going to. I really was.

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But, um, then somewhere,

just out of nowhere, I didn't.

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Why haven't you told them?

Wouldn't they be happy?

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So, dinner in the kitchen around 4.

I'll see you then.

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Why wouldn't they be happy?

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Well, um, because...

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...mainly, um...

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...they don't like you.

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- I'm sorry.

- What? Why? Why?

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Maybe because you used to be aloof...

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...or that you're really sarcastic

or that you joke around all the time...

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...or that you take off your clothes

and throw them on the couch.

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Is this why they don't like me

or why you don't like me?

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I know I should have told them.

I know I shouldn't care what they think.

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I'm sorry.

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You know, it'll be okay, because

when they come over, I will be charming.

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I will make them love me,

then we'll tell them.

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You think that'll work?

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Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe.

I won you over, didn't I?

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I don't think you'll ever get

my parents that drunk.

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Hey. Oh, good, Ross.

Your parents like me, right?

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Yes, of course they like you.

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Monica told me they don't.

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Yeah, they don't like you.

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Do you know why?

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Maybe it's because you're really sarcastic,

or maybe it's because you...

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If people don't know,

they shouldn't just guess.

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Great. Another Thanksgiving

with nothing to give thanks for.

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Maybe I give thanks

for you shutting up, huh?

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Maybe I give thanks by taking

my PlayStation to my new apartment.

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Maybe I love you.

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- Hi.

CHANDLER: Hi.

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Hey, guys.

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No, I don't want

to play video games, Joey.

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Are you guys going

to Chandler's for Thanksgiving?

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Yeah, why, what's up?

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Well, me and my dancer friends

are doing Thanksgiving uptown.

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I thought you might like to come.

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For real?

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You should go to Chandler's.

None of us can cook.

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We'll probably just drink all day.

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- We go to yours.

- Yeah.

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Yeah, see, we have to stop across the hall

because it's my sister.

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But, you know, actually, uh,

growing up with a sister was nice...

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...because it really helped me

understand women.

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Yeah, you should tell your friends that.

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Okay.

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How you got three women to marry you,

I'll never know.

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- Hey.

ALL: Hey.

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Pheebs, check it out.

For my dessert...

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...I have chosen to make

a traditional English trifle.

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Wow, that sounds great.

And what are you making, Monica?

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In case Rachel's dessert

is so good that I eat all of it...

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...and there's none left

for anybody else.

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Nothing.

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RACHEL:

Nothing?

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No, sweetie. I trust you.

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So if I mess this up,

there's nothing else for dessert?

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You're not gonna mess it up.

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Wow, Monica, I love that.

You really have faith in me. Thank you.

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Technical question: How do you know

when the butter is done?

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Well, it's done about two minutes

before it looks like that.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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- Oh. The food smells great, Mon.

- And the place looks so nice.

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- Hey, happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

- Happy Thanksgiving.

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ALL:

Happy Thanksgiving.

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- Well, this has been great.

- See you.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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- Where you going?

- Oh, oh.

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We did say we'd stop by this little

thing Joey's roommate is having.

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Oh, Janine,

the really hot dancer girl?

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Some would say she's attractive, yes.

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Who else is going to be there?

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- Uh, some of her friends.

- Her dancer friends?

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Yes. All right?

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All of her hot dancer friends

are gonna be there...

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...and they'll be drinking and dancing

and we really want to go.

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Dude, we were good.

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You're not going. You said

you'd eat here and you'll eat here.

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Yeah, and leaving us

to go see hot dancer girls...

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...is not very Thanksgiving-y.

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Oh, but it is.

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Uh, it's like the first Thanksgiving

when the Indians and Pilgrims sat down.

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Yeah, and then the Indians

taught the Pilgrims...

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...what it meant to be hot

in the New World.

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- Hello, everybody.

ALL: Hi.

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Hi, Dad. Mom.

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Look. Look who it is.

It's Chandler.

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Oh, yes, of course.

Hello, Chandler.

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Mr. And Mrs. Geller,

you look wonderful.

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It is great to have you here.

Let us take your coats.

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Whoa, it snowing out there?

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No.

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Monica, all this food looks wonderful.

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You should think about doing this

for a living.

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[LAUGHS]

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Okay, I have dandruff.

There's no need to laugh and point.

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Dad, Chandler was laughing at your joke.

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My joke wasn't funny.

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Rach, I just remembered.

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I had a dream

about Mr. Geller last night.

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Really?

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Yeah. I dreamt that he saved me

from a burning building...

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...and he was so brave and so strong.

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And it's making me look at him

totally differently.

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You know, I mean, he used to be just

"Jack Geller, Monica and Ross' dad."

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Now he's "Jack Geller, dream hunk."

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I don't know.

To me, he'll always be "Jack Geller...

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...walks in while you're changing."

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You know, Dad, Chandler is one

of Ross' very best friends.

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Ross sure is a great guy.

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You know, I've always felt that

how a young man turns out...

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...is a reflection on his father.

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I always thought that too.

Tell me, what does your father do?

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He's a headliner of a...

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...gay burlesque show.

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Rach, you're killing us.

Will you serve the dessert already?

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There's drunken dancers a-waiting.

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Look at it. Isn't it beautiful?

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Yeah. What is it?

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It's a trifle.

It's got all these layers.

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First there's a layer of ladyfingers,

then a layer of jam...

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...then custard,

which I made from scratch...

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...then raspberries,

more ladyfingers...

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...then beef sautéed

with peas and onions...

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...then a little bit more custard...

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...then bananas and then

I put whipped cream on top.

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What was the one right before bananas?

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The beef.

Yeah, that was weird to me too.

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But then I thought,

"Well, there's minced meat pie."

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That's an English dessert.

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These people just put

very strange things in their food.

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By the way,

can I borrow rum from your place?

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Yeah, sure.

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And while I'm gone,

don't you boys sneak a taste.

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- Okay.

- Okay.

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Beef in a dessert?

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No, no, no. There is no way.

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I know. And only one layer ofjam?

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What is up with that?

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Oh, my God.

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- The pages are stuck together.

- Chandler.

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Oh, my God. She made

half an English trifle and...

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...half a shepherd's pie.

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Man, now she's gonna start all over.

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We're never gonna get to introduce

the hot girls to the New World.

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No, no, we will.

We just won't tell her she messed up.

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Just let her serve

the beef-custard thing?

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Yeah. It'll be like

a funny Thanksgiving story.

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Vomiting stories are funny, I guess.

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Joey. God, your apartment

is like a hundred degrees.

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Did it make you want

to walk around in your underwear?

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No.

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Still not hot enough.

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Rachel. Okay, look at him.

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Look at those strong hands.

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Oh, what I wouldn't give

to be that can of condensed milk.

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Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying

how beautiful your sweater is.

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Oh, thank you, Chandler. I just bought it.

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Oh. Yes, well, it's very beautiful

and it's cream-colored and tight and...

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I don't mean tight. It's not too tight.

Not that I was looking at...

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What's the matter with him?

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I think he's stoned again.

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- What?

- What?

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Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.

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Okay, I think I might know

why my parents don't like you.

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- You do? Why?

- Okay, remember we were young. Heh.

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Spring break, sophomore year,

I got high in my bedroom...

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...and my parents walked in

and smelled it...

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...so I told them that you had gotten stoned

and jumped out the window.

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What? Why did you do that?

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I don't know. Uh, yours was the first

name that popped into my head.

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I'm sorry. I didn't think it'd matter.

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How could it not matter?

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How was I to know

we'd be friends after college...

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...let alone

you'd be living with my sister?

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What about all that

"friends forever" stuff?

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I don't know. I was all high.

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Mom and Dad just sent me to find out

if you were trying to get Ross stoned.

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Your parents caught Ross smoking pot

in college, and he blamed it on me.

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Ross, I can't believe you'd do that.

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We haven't told them we're together

because they hate me, okay? So fix this.

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Okay, okay, I'll tell them

it wasn't Chandler who got high.

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Now, who should I say it was?

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You. It's not like it's a big deal.

You don't still do it or anything.

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All right. Now, who should I say

tricked me into doing it?

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Dad.

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Dad, please don't pick

your teeth out here.

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- And if you're gonna put your feet up...

- Monica, leave him alone.

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Will you hurry up?

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Did you not hear me when I told you

that all of Janine's friends are dancers?

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Huh? And that they're gonna

be drinking a lot?

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No, I did. But tell me again

because it's so romantic.

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You're whipping so slow.

Can't you do it any faster?

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Joey, come on,

I don't want to make any mistakes.

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This is the only dessert. If I screw it up,

everybody's gonna be like:

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"Oh, remember that Thanksgiving

when Rachel screwed up the trifle?"

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So just let me worry about making it,

and you just worry about eating it.

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Oh, I am.

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- Ross, if you don't tell them, then I will.

- Okay. Fine.

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- Ross, can I talk to you for a second?

- Oh, uh...

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Can it wait a second, Joey?

I have to tell my parents something.

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No, it can't? Okay.

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Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel

she messed up her dessert.

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What? What is with everybody?

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It's Thanksgiving, not...

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...Truth Day.

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Look, when everyone eats

that banana-meat thing...

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...they'll all make fun of her.

Do you want that?

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Okay. We'll just get everyone

to act like they like it.

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That way, no one makes fun of her...

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...and we still get to go

to sweet potato pie.

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Dude, they're not objects.

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Oh.

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Just kidding. I'll talk to them.

You distract her.

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Hey, Rach, can I talk to you

outside for a sec?

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Okay.

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What's up, Ross?

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So, um...

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Thanksgiving.

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The holiday season is upon us, hmm?

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Yeah.

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And, um...

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...you look nice today.

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- Oh, no. No, Ross, don't do this.

- What?

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I just don't think us getting back together

is a good idea.

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Huh?

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I thought this might happen today.

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Ross, I know the holidays can be rough...

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...and it's probably really hard

for you to be alone right now.

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You're alone.

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No, I live with Phoebe.

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I mean, you're alone-alone.

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And it's just not the time for us.

I'm sorry.

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Oh, well.

Can't blame a guy for trying.

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[MUMBLES]

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And, uh, if anyone needs help

pretending to like it...

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...I learned some things in acting class.

Try, uh, rubbing your stomach.

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Or, uh, saying "Mm."

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And, uh, oh, smiling.

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Okay?

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Yeah, I'm not gonna pay

for those acting classes anymore.

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Rachel, there you are.

Let's serve that dessert already.

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Joey, you have to stop rushing me.

You know what? You don't get any dessert.

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Really?

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No, just kidding.

I would never do that to you.

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Okay, everybody, it's trifle time.

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So, now, Rach, this is a traditional

English trifle, isn't it?

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- It sure is.

PHOEBE: Wow.

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So did you make it

with beef or eggplant?

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- Beef.

- I can't have any. I don't eat meat. Oh.

00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,969

ALL:

Aw.

00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,641

Monica, I want you

to have the first taste.

00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,476

Really?

00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,648

Wait, you only got whipped cream.

00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,067

You gotta take a bite

with all the layers.

00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,904

Okay.

00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,697

You dropped a pea.

00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,625

Well?

00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,294

Mm.

00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,761

It's good.

00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,888

Really? How good?

00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,099

It's so good that I feel really selfish...

00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,559

...about being the only one

who's eating it.

00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:22,313

I think we should have everyone

taste how good it is.

00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,607

Especially Ross.

00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:28,987

CHANDLER:

Mm-hm.

00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,197

ALL:

Mm.

00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:35,076

Yeah. This is so good that I'm gonna

go enjoy it on the balcony.

00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:41,207

So that I can enjoy the view

whilst I enjoy my dessert.

00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,460

I've gotta call my friend...

00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,338

...and tell her how good

this is from Monica's room.

00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:48,840

I'll help you dial.

00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,428

I'm gonna go into the bathroom...

00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,639

...so I can look at it

in the mirror as I eat it.

00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,561

Okay, what was that all about?

Does it not taste good?

00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:04,022

- Let me try it.

- No, no.

00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,695

All gone.

00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,449

So good.

00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,785

Maybe Chandler has some left.

00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,582

It tastes like feet.

00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,335

I like it.

00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:30,965

Are you kidding?

00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,760

What's not to like? Custard, good.

00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,180

Jam, good. Meat, good.

00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:43,019

So a bird just grabbed it...

00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,441

...and then tried

to fly away with it...

00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,277

...and then just dropped it

on the street?

00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,990

Yes, but, if it's any consolation,

before the bird dropped it...

00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,284

...he seemed to enjoy it.

00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,037

Rachel, come here.

00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:02,914

Okay.

00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:06,667

I was just taking my Thanksgiving nap

and I had another dream about Jack.

00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,921

- Phoebe, do I want to hear this?

- I don't know, let's see.

00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,299

Okay, I dreamt we were getting married...

00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,551

...and he left because

he had to go fight a fire.

00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:20,139

And, um, so, okay, I went to a nightclub

and I saw him making out with a girl.

00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,226

Oh, my God, he dream-cheated on you.

00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,561

Yeah. But then Jacques Cousteau came...

00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,106

...and he kicked his ass

for betraying me.

00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,982

It was so cool.

00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,528

Then he took me diving

and introduced me to his pet sea horse...

00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:38,157

...who was coming on to me.

And, please, that is not gonna happen.

00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:44,080

Boy, I'm glad I wore the big belt today.

00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:49,544

Five minutes ago, a line like that

would have floored me.

00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:53,756

But now, nothing. Well, not nothing.

I am still a woman.

00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,095

Ross? Let's go.

00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,848

Oh, yeah.

About telling Mom and Dad...

00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:04,892

...I was thinking about

maybe writing a letter.

00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,311

You know what?

That's it. You've had your chance.

00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:12,775

Mom, Dad. Ross smoked pot in college.

00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,610

- What?

- What?

00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,280

You are such a tattletale.

00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,493

Mom, Dad, heh...

00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,621

...you remember that time

you walked in my room...

00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,707

...and smelled marijuana?

00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,458

- Yes.

- Yes.

00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,214

I told you it was Chandler...

00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,801

...who was smoking the pot but...

00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:43,139

...it was me. I'm sorry.

00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,682

It was you?

00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,560

And, Dad, you know that mailman

that you got fired?

00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:51,480

He didn't steal your Playboys.

Ross did.

00:19:56,361 --> 00:20:00,239

Well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break

the porch swing. Monica did.

00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,536

Ross hasn't worked

at the museum for a year.

00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,874

Monica and Chandler

are living together!

00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:16,881

Ross married Rachel in Vegas.

And got divorced. Again!

00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,718

I love Jacques Cousteau.

00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:27,558

I wasn't supposed

to put beef in the trifle.

00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,478

I want to go!

00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:37,610

That's a lot of information

to get in 30 seconds.

00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:42,031

All right. Joey, if you want

to leave, just leave.

00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:48,037

Rachel, no, you weren't supposed

to put beef in the trifle.

00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,248

It did not taste good.

00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,919

Phoebe, I'm sorry...

00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:58,422

...but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead.

00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,843

Monica, why you felt

you had to hide the fact...

00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,930

...that you're in an important

relationship is beyond me.

00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:09,058

And we kind of figured

about the porch swing.

00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,144

Ross.

00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,479

Drugs?

00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,690

Divorced again?

00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,693

What happened, son?

00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:23,864

I... I, uh...

I got tricked into all those things.

00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:30,121

Chandler, you've been

Ross' best friend all these years...

00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:33,165

...stuck by him

during the drug problems...

00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,296

...and now you've taken on

Monica as well.

00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:41,757

Well, I don't know what to say.

00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,884

You're a wonderful human being.

00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,472

- Thank you.

JACK: No.

00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,516

Thank you.

00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:56,814

Monica and Ross, I don't know

what I'm gonna do about the two of you.

00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:59,734

I'll talk to them.

00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,325

You guys, it was bananas...

00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,910

...cream and beef.

00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:14,623

I just cannot believe that you ate that

so that I wouldn't feel bad.

00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:18,085

Well, actually, I didn't eat mine.

It's still in the bathroom.

00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:19,295

No it isn't, I ate that.

00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,133

And we left ours in Monica's bedroom.

00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,635

Nope, got it and got yours too.

00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:34,435

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