Эпизод c «халтуркой»

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I remember when people used big ones.

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That's a good story, Grandpa.

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- Hey.

ALL: Hey.

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Wow. Monica's letting other people

help decorate her tree?

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Did someone get her

drunk again, or?

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Having a perfect tree is

not what Christmas is about.

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It's about being with loved ones.

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That is nice. And we're done.

Ta-da!

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It just doesn't quite

feel like Christmas to me.

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Oh, here.

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See, now it feels like Christmas.

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And that's the story of the dreidel.

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Some people trace the Christmas tree

back to the Egyptians...

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...who'd bring palm branches into huts

on the shortest day of the year...

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...symbolizing life's

triumph over death.

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And that was, like, 4000 years ago.

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So around the same time

that you started telling this story.

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- Hey, you guys.

- Hey. What's up?

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I had to get out of the apartment.

Janine's stretching all over the place.

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Everywhere I look she's like...

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I can see why that's hard to resist.

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I like her so much.

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I'm sorry she doesn't feel the same.

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I know. And she's so sweet.

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I just want to feed her grapes

and brush her hair.

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You are aware that she's

not a monkey, right?

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I am so over Janine.

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Yeah, at first I thought she was hot,

but now she's like old news.

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- Hey, guys.

- Janine!

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I'm gonna be a dancer on a TV special

for New Year's Eve.

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It's called some sort of

Dickin' Rockin' Dicky Eve.

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Hold it.

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Are you talking about

Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve?

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Yeah, that's what I said.

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Oh, my God, we love that show!

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Ross and I have been watching it

since I can remember.

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You're still just a little

fat girl inside, aren't you?

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I'm gonna be one of the party people.

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You're gonna be a party person?

Those guys rock the most!

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They said to bring someone.

Want to be my dance partner?

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I would love to spend

New Year's with you.

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They're taping tomorrow.

I don't understand why...

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Well, how it works is...

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...the part with Dick Clark

in Times Square is actually live.

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But they tape some of the party stuff

ahead of time.

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Not a lot of people know that.

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Do you guys want to come too?

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- Are you serious?

- We are there!

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[LAUGHS]

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What are you laughing at?

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Well, I used to date him,

but you're still going out with her.

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Thanks.

Great, so we can all go together.

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I gotta run. I'll catch you later.

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Bye, Janine.

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Did she just ask me out on a date?

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I don't think so.

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She invited him to the biggest

party of the millennium.

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Yeah, but she also invited

you and Ross.

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I'm sorry, I don't think that

that was a romantic thing.

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Well, maybe.

But, hey, I know how I can find out.

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It's a New Year's Eve party.

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So at midnight, I can kiss her.

And if she kisses me back, great.

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If she says, "What are you doing?"

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I can say, "It wasn't me,

it was New Year's."

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That's better than Ross

kissing me in high school...

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...and saying that he did it

because he needed Chap Stick.

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It was a dry day.

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We are going to Dick Clark's

New Year's Rockin' Eve!

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Oh, my God!

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Okay, I've been on sets before...

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...so let me give you some advice.

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It's a show, but we're just dancing.

It's no big deal.

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Important thing to remember:

Stay cool.

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- Got it.

- Okay.

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ROSS: Oh, my God!

It's just like I dreamed it!

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Everyone! Gather up!

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MONICA: Excuse us!

ROSS: Excuse us!

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The music's gonna start,

you're gonna dance...

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...we'll tape it. Don't look

at the camera. Questions?

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Uh, yeah, I have a question.

Uh, when is this gonna air?

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Yeah. Now, uh, you guys dance

over there...

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...you guys, over there.

I want you two here.

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- And everyone else, spread out.

JOEY: Ross.

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So when is it gonna air?

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You look in the kitchen,

I got the closet.

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I can save you time, ladies.

I'm right here.

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Yeah. Why don't you take a walk?

This doesn't concern you.

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We're looking for our presents

from Monica.

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CHANDLER:

That's terrible.

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No, we do it every year.

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Oh, well, that makes it not terrible.

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Yeah, we never find them.

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She's always bested us,

that wily... minx.

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We'll search here for an hour...

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...and then we'll go to Joey's

and search, okay?

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- You can't look for Monica's presents.

- We have to.

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You don't have to. And you can't,

because I live here too.

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Well, then you should look with us.

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Why?

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Aren't you worried about

what to get Monica?

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No, I have a great idea

for her present.

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Oh, that's it?

A great idea? Oh, yeah?

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What if she gets you

a great present...

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...two mediums

and lots of little ones...

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...and you just get her one present?

She'll feel bad.

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Why would you do that to her?

Why? Why?

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- If I help, we can find them faster!

- Right!

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PHOEBE:

Ooh! Ooh! We have a live one!

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- Oh, it's a Macy's bag!

- Yeah.

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RACHEL: Aw!

- Ooh! Who's it for?

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"Dear Losers, do you really think

I'd hide presents under the couch?

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P.S. Chandler,

I knew they'd break you."

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Uh-oh. She may be onto us.

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We are so gonna find them this year.

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You said you'd go across the hall

and look. Do you do that every year?

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Yeah.

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You don't go into the back

of my closet...

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...and look under my gym bag

or anything?

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- No. Never do that.

- No.

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That's where Joey gave me stuff

to store that I've never seen.

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Okay, that did not just happen.

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[SMASH MOUTH'S "EVERY WORD

MEANS NO" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

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Here comes a camera.

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Right. No biggie. Stay loose.

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- Why do they keep doing that?

- Ugh!

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We have to get up on one

of those platforms.

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They've been taping them all day.

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Right.

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What'd you guys do

to get up on there?

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We learned how to dance.

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When you learned to dance, did you

forget how to put on underpants?

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Yeah!

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- Hey, you're a good dancer.

- Really?

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You'd be better if you

loosened your hips.

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- What do you mean?

- Like this.

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That's it. Feel the rhythm.

That's better.

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JOEY:

Uh-huh.

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You're dancing with her.

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- We're together.

- Yeah, we came together.

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I don't see it.

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You are dancing with the tall guy.

Tall Guy, raise your hand!

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Hey, buddy. Let me dance with her.

I like her and I think I have a shot.

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Really, you think so? I don't.

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I couldn't find anything...

Hey, wait!

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Yeah, we found them.

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They were in the guest room closet.

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You have nothing to worry about

because they're crap.

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Those are mine.

I got those for you.

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Oh. Thanks, Chandler, they're great!

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Chandler, what is this very weird, um,

metal A-Z thing?

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Those are bookends.

That's a great gift.

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Oh. Okay, I'm sorry.

Thank you for my "az."

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Make sure you put all that stuff

back in the closet.

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Yes, okay.

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By the way, I think it's really nice

of you that even after you moved...

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...you still keep storing

that stuff for Joey.

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Hey, dancing girl?

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Can I go to the bathroom?

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Here we go. Yeah.

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Looking good, Gellers!

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We know!

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That snippy guy's the one who

decides who gets on the platform.

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- We should go dance by him.

- Okay.

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Okay, everybody, hold!

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Next on the platforms are...

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- You two! And...

MAN 1: Yes!

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- You two!

MAN 2: Cool!

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Excuse me? Sir?

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Would it help if I weren't

wearing underpants?

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Would it?

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Hey, Tall Guy!

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I want to talk to you about that girl

you're dancing with.

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She's nice, huh? To think I almost

brought my wife to this.

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Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

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Look, I came with that girl, okay?

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I plan to kiss her

at the New Year's countdown.

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I'm trying to win her over. I...

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I don't think so.

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You can dance with my partner.

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She's real mellow.

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Look, you dating this girl

you came with?

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I was hoping after tonight

that maybe...

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No. No. She's fair game

if you ask me. Sorry, buddy.

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All right. Hey.

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Fair is fair. When you're right,

you're right. What can I say?

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Hey! Oh, no.

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Are you in second grade?

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Hey, man. You're the one

who wet his pants.

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Hey!

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[LORETA'S "TROUBLE WITH BOYS"

PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]

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Man, this sucks.

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If Mom and Dad don't see us

on TV after we made them jealous...

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...then who's gonna be

the losers then?

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- I know what'll get us up on a platform.

- What?

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The routine!

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We haven't done the routine

since middle school.

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When the snippy guy

sees the routine...

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...he'll want to build us

our own platform.

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Was it that good?

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We got honorable mention in the

brother-sister dance category!

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It's almost fake midnight.

Do we really have any other choice?

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Okay, let's do it.

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Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced!

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Five, six, seven, eight!

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So do we really need to ask who's

going up on the platform next?

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You get up there and do that

again, exactly like that.

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- Yeah!

- Ooh!

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Get this. Dick will want

it for the Bloopers show.

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All right, cut!

Listen up, everyone!

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When we start,

it'll be the countdown...

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...so I want to see

everybody's excitement!

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TALL GUY:

Hey, guy!

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You got three seconds to get away.

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What's going on here?

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Take a look at the guy's pants!

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You told us to show excitement,

but don't you think he went overboard?

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What's the matter with you? Go!

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Yeah, take a hike, wet pants!

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Can you believe this?

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We're on the platform

for the millennial moment!

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I know!

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You haven't been practicing

the routine, have you?

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No.

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Me too!

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When the music starts...

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...I was thinking about maybe

going into the robot.

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Ross? We should stick to the routine.

We don't want to look stupid.

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All right, we're back!

Ten seconds left.

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- Ten.

ALL: Nine, eight, seven.

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JOEY:

Okay, it all comes down to this.

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Whatever happens, happens.

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Destiny.

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ALL:

- Three, two, one!

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- Cut!

- No!

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- Year!

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Happy No Year!

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Now we go to the live shot

of Times Square. That's a wrap!

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[QUACKING]

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Hey, look who I found.

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Oh, hi, guys!

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Birds have a very good

sense of direction.

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I thought maybe they could help us

find the presents.

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Yes, if the presents are hidden

south for the winter.

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Or we could just follow your clever

jokes. Any ideas? Didn't think so.

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Come on, show us where

the presents are.

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The duck seems to think that

Monica got me garbage.

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I wonder what I could get Monica

that's as good as garbage.

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Hmm. How about my "az"?

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[KNOCKING]

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- Hey. This is hollow.

- What?

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This bench, it's hollow.

I can't believe I never knew that!

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- Oh, the presents!

- Don't look directly at them!

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What?

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All right, no, we could look at them.

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RACHEL:

This one's for me!

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PHOEBE:

This one's for Chandler. Here.

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- And the big one's for me!

- Oh, let's open them!

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- Wait a minute. We can't do this.

PHOEBE: Why?

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I don't want to know

what Monica got me.

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I'm sure she worked hard at getting it

and wanting to surprise me.

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And you guys are gonna ruin that.

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We have to put them back.

This isn't what Christmas is about.

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Whatever, Linus.

I'm opening mine.

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Nobody is opening anything, okay?

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I want to see the look on her face

when I give her my present.

00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,762

I'm sure she wants to see the look

on my face when I get mine.

00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:21,808

So, please, please, can we just?

Can we put them back?

00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,228

- Will you get us better gifts?

- Fine.

00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,981

Hey, guys.

00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:32,693

You found the presents?

00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,113

You let them find the presents?

00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,322

Great.

00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:40,451

Do you know how long it took me

to find you that water purifier?

00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,997

- That's what you got me?

- Yes, I see. That look is priceless.

00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,798

Home sweet home, huh?

00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,677

Nice to, uh, get back to reality.

00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:02,974

Plus, we, uh, know how the New Year's

gonna go off.

00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,769

I guess there's no reason for all

that Y2K panic, you know?

00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,481

Anyway, good night.

00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:12,984

- Joey?

- Yeah?

00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,946

Three...

00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,448

...two, one.

00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,374

Happy New Year.

00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,460

[STAMMERS]

00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,755

What was that for?

00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,426

Tonight when they yelled "cut"

and we didn't get to kiss...

00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:42,597

...I was really, really disappointed,

and I just...

00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,099

I just really wanted to kiss you.

00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,976

Really?

00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:52,440

In the moment, I really wanted

to kiss you too. In the moment.

00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,359

- In the moment.

- But only in the moment.

00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:01,616

So do you, uh, want to kiss again?

00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,536

Sure. New Year's Eve

is only two weeks away.

00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:06,996

Can you wait?

00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,873

No.

00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:11,959

Me neither.

00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:17,924

Three, two...

00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,468

You don't have to count down

every time we kiss.

00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,637

Oh. Okay.

00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:28,684

Except I sort of felt like I needed

a couple seconds to get ready.

00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,920

We were on the platform, ready to

dance into the new millennium...

00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:58,839

...and the guy yells "cut!"

00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,843

So you guys are telling me

that you actually did...

00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,513

...the routine from eighth grade?

00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:09,600

Yeah! But of course we had

to update it a little bit.

00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:12,812

Hey, by the way, quick thinking

about catching me.

00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,691

There's no way you could've

done the end...

00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,318

...the way you guys did it back then.

00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,781

What? We could do it.

00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:28,995

I don't know. You were a lot bigger...

I mean, stronger back then.

00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,540

I can do it, okay?

00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,334

Come on, let's go! Come on.

00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:38,296

One, two, three, four...

00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,090

...five, six, seven, eight.

00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:42,508

- I can't do it!

ROSS: Ahh!

00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,260

[ROSS THUDS]

00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:48,472

Now, you do that, you're on TV.

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