Эпизод с холодильником Джо

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All right. A-ha. Heh.

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[ENERGY CRACKLES

AND JOEY SCREAMS]

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Damn fridge!

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- Hi, Joey. How you doing?

- Great...

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...roomie.

- Ah!

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- Yeah, I guess we are roommates now.

- I know. Now that you bring it up...

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...uh, our fridge is broken.

We have to get a new one.

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I checked around and your half is $400.

Thanks a lot.

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I'm not paying for half of that.

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I'm only staying here

until my apartment gets fixed.

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Look, Rach, my parents bought this fridge

just after I was born. Okay?

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Now, I have never had a problem with it.

Then you show up and it breaks!

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What does that tell you?

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That refrigerators don't live

as long as people?

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All right, you know that the ATM only

lets you take out 300 at a time...

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...so I'll take a check

for the other 100.

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Heh. You're joking, right?

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Of course I'm joking.

I don't take checks.

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Thank God you're pretty.

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- Hey!

ALL: Hey.

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Hey, do you guys know

any cute guys?

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Well, of course, I do.

My good friend, Joey, over here.

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Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, Chandler.

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Anyway, there's a charity ball this weekend

and Ralph Lauren bought a table...

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...so I kind of have to go.

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- What's the charity?

- I don't know.

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Something, either trees or disease, I...

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- Ralph mumbles a lot.

- Does Ralph mumble...

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...when you're not paying attention?

- Yeah. It's weird.

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But the thing is, I need to find a date.

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What kind of guy

are you looking for?

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Someone that has his own tux

or the ability to rent a tux.

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So he has to be a male

who has at least $50.

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Ooh, so close.

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- Hey, everybody.

ALL: Hey.

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- Uh, this is Elizabeth.

ALL: Hi, Elizabeth.

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- I'm the student.

- Ha-ha-ha.

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Isn't she cute? Nope.

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This is none of my business,

but weren't you guys supposed...

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...to not be seen in public together?

- Oh, we're not together.

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No. We're just two people

who happen to have run into each other...

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...here at the coffee house.

Heh, this is...

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[BOTH GIGGLE]

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Oh, sly.

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I really wanted to meet you guys,

but I have to run.

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- I'll see you later?

- Okay.

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- Bye, Ross.

- Bye. See you.

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- Oh...

- Oops.

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- Didn't mean to run into you like that, sir.

- That is quite all right, ma'am.

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Bye.

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So why's she leaving? Is it a school night

and she has a lot of homework to do?

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Yes. Her molecular epidemiology paper

is due tomorrow.

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Well, tell her "good luck" with that.

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Anyone else, huh? Bring them on.

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- Oh! When's her birthday?

- I don't know, Rachel. Why?

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Well, you know it's just been so long

since I've been to Chuck E. Cheese.

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[ALL LAUGH]

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- I like Elizabeth.

ROSS: Well, thanks.

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In fact, I like her so much that you tell

her I want my cookies early this year.

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[PHOEBE LAUGHING]

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A box of Thin Mints and some Tagalongs.

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Guys, give him a break.

Ross, seriously, how's it going with her?

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Well, it's actually been great.

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She's 20, so she's not looking

for anything too serious...

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...which is perfect for me now.

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Well, that is great.

And seriously, she seems very nice.

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I know you guys like

to give me a hard time...

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...but it means a lot to me

that you like her.

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- Just knowing you guys are, like...

- Okay, I got a good one.

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Okay, um... Heh.

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What is she, like, 12?

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Chandler, do you think we talk

about our relationship enough?

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Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll Ups?

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- Hey.

MONICA: Hey.

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Okay, I just thought of the perfect guy

for Rachel to take to her thing.

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That's so funny,

we found someone too.

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That's good. I guess she'll have a choice

between my guy and your weirdo.

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- Why would our guy be a weirdo?

- Because that's just your taste.

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See, Rachel's not gonna pick

your stupid guy.

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- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.

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My guy is a lawyer

who does volunteer work.

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And he has one of these.

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A face ass?

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- A chin dimple.

- Well, uh, our guy works with Chandler.

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And he's really nice and smart

and he's a great dresser.

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- Have you seen your guy's body?

- No. Our guy's just a floating head.

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Well, my guy is spectacular, okay?

He's a massage client.

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And one time, um, when he was on the

table, I looked at it. And I mean, all of it.

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- You're not supposed to look.

- Yeah, like there are police for that.

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- What, you look? You massaged me.

- I know.

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All right, your guy may have

a great body, but our guy...

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...is really funny.

- Chandler funny?

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- Our guy's a great dancer.

- My guy's well-read.

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- Our guy has great hair.

- My guy has great teeth.

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Our guys smells incredible.

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Do you want our guy to be your guy?

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- Hey.

JOEY: Hey.

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Well, you don't look good, Joe.

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Well, the fridge broke,

so I had to eat everything.

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Cold cuts, ice cream, limes.

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Hey, what was in that brown jar?

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- That's still in there?

- Not anymore.

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Ahem, so, anyway,

how do you want to pay me?

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Is this a service you're providing me?

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No, for my new fridge.

For our new fridge.

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Our new fridge?

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- I don't live here anymore.

- So what?

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Look, okay, suppose we were

a, uh, divorced couple.

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- Uh-huh.

- And I got custody of the kid. Right?

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Now, suppose the kid dies

and I gotta buy a new kid.

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Okay.

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Give me $400!

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- Professor Geller?

- Hmm?

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Oh, a student I don't know.

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I was wondering

if I could talk to you for a moment?

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Yes, of course.

What would this be regarding?

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- Making out in your office.

- Wh... Shh!

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[GIGGLES]

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Uh, of course. Why don't we go inside.

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[LAUGHS]

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Mm... Oh, oh.

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- What?

- Doorknob. Doorknob.

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Sorry. Ha-ha-ha.

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- Um, I actually do need to talk to you.

- Oh. Okay, what about?

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- Spring vacation.

- Spring vacation?

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Yeah, we have time off,

and a lot of people are going on trips...

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- Professor Geller.

- Yes, Professor Fiesenstinlender?

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I'll be with you in one moment.

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So I will take one box

of the Thin Mints.

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You don't understand. Elizabeth was

about to ask me to go on a trip with her.

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Is that taking it slow?

I'm not ready for this, okay?

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- What do I tell her?

- Tell her the truth. You're not ready.

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I could do that.

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- Well, what if she gets upset?

- Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.

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Or...

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...you could just, you know, you...

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What the hell are you doing?

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Wha...?

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What the hell am I doing?

You just broke my fridge!

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What? How do you know if...

How do you know it's even broken?

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Oh, you think I don't know

what breaks my fridge?

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Excuse me.

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Well, what do you know? Broken!

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That'll be $400.

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Joey, I saw you push him.

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You pushed him.

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Joey, I did not break this. Okay?

That has been broken for a while.

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- Remember I told you about our fridge?

- Uh-huh.

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I still haven't gotten the check

for your half yet.

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Do not give him any money.

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I'm not talking to you!

You broke my fridge!

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- You wanted to see me, Professor Geller?

- Yes. Yes. Please come in.

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Mm, ooh, ooh.

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- Doorknob?

- Yeah. It kind of grows on you.

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[BOTH LAUGH]

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Actually, I wanted to finish

talking to you about spring vacation.

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Oh, good.

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[SIGHS]

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Look, I...

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Look, I've been having

a great time with you.

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And I just don't want us to move too fast

or put too much pressure on us.

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So I'm sorry, I just don't think

we should go away together yet.

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It's too soon.

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Uh, Ross, I think you misunderstood

what I was saying.

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I just wanted to tell you that

I'm going to Florida for a couple weeks.

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No.

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I think you misunderstood

what I was saying.

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- What I meant was...

- You are so adorable.

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That. Let's talk about that.

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- Hey.

ALL: Hey.

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- How did it go with Elizabeth?

- Huh? Oh, oh.

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Fine. It was just a misunderstanding.

She didn't want me to go with her.

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She just wanted to let me know that

she's going to Florida for spring vacation.

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Wait, is she going for spring vacation

or going for spring break.

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[CHEERS]

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What's the difference?

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A spring vacation, you're doing nice things

with your grandparents.

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Spring break, you're doing frat guys.

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Hey, you know what?

Not all spring breaks are like that.

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- What did you do on yours?

- I went to Egypt with my dad.

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I can see it now.

"Look, Dad, it's the Sphinx."

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[CHEERS]

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I think Elizabeth is a little more

serious than, "Spring break!"

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[CHEERS]

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All right?

Come on, she's taking my class.

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- And slept with the professor.

- I'm gonna call her.

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Hey, you guys,

I want you to meet Sebastian.

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- Hi.

- We just, uh...

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We just met at the newsstand. We both

grabbed for the last Field and Stream. Ha!

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What, I read that.

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- Can I get you a cup of coffee?

- Oh, yes. Thank you.

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[CHUCKLES]

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- Rachel, what the hell is this?

- What?

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You ask us to find you a guy, and then

you come in here with a guy of your own.

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- You found me a guy?

- Yes.

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We found you a really cute,

funny guy from Chandler's work.

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Yeah, and I found you one, too,

who is not a weirdo.

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You know what though, guys,

I really appreciate that...

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...but I'm just gonna take Sebastian

to the charity.

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Are you sure?

Because our guy smells incredible.

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Would you stop it with that already?

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- Here you go. Sure.

- Oh, thank you.

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So, Sebastian,

do you do any volunteer work?

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- Uh, no, not really. Why?

- No reason.

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It's just I know a single guy

who does care about other people.

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Are you funny?

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- Excuse me?

- What are you guys doing?

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Are you funny? Tell us a joke!

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Look, I just wanted

to have coffee with Rachel.

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Well, so do a lot of people.

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- Actually, uh, I gotta get going.

- Oh, but you...

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- Give me a call sometime.

- But you didn't give me your number.

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Okay, see you later.

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Turns out he is kind of funny.

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I cannot believe you guys!

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He was really nice

and he just left because of you!

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Yeah, but, "Sebastian"?

What is that, a cat's name?

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You know what I noticed, Rachel,

he scares easy.

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Now, is that the kind of guy

you want to take to a ball?

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"Sebastian, would you like to dance?"

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"Uh, okay. I gotta go. Aah!"

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All right, guys stop it.

Rachel, we're very sorry.

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That is a very insensitive thing

for us to do.

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You know what? Let us make it up

to you. We've two great guys for you.

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PHOEBE:

Yeah, what have you got to lose?

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You might even end up with someone

really special. If you pick my guy.

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- All right.

- Okay. So you will meet our guys?

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Yes, I'll meet them.

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It doesn't matter which one you choose.

It's up to you.

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Our guy is perfect.

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Or you could go out with the guy

Phoebe deemed...

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...not good enough to go out with herself.

- Ugh!

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Phoebe, there you are!

Okay, you broke my fridge.

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You owe me 400 bucks.

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- Okay, sure.

- Really?

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Ooh, technically, you owe me $600

for sending out happy thoughts...

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...on your last 10 auditions.

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Call it even?

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Okay.

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There you are.

So, what did Elizabeth say?

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Well, turns out she is going to Daytona

for "spring break, woo-hoo."

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That means wet T-shirt contests,

guys doing shots off of girls' bodies...

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...waking up next to people

you don't even know.

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Man, she is gonna have a great time!

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Is she staying at the Hotel Corona?

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- You know the hotels?

- I was there, Spring Break '81!

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[CHEERS]

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In 1981, you were 13.

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So what? I drove down,

sold T-shirts. I had a blast.

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You know who knows how to party?

Drunk college chicks.

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Okay, she can't go.

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You can't tell her not to go.

You just started dating.

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- Then what am I supposed to do?

- Nothing. Just be cool with it.

00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:40,188

What if she goes down there

and sleeps with a bunch of guys?

00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,024

Well, maybe you don't marry this one.

00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,909

I'm so glad you're going on this trip.

00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:56,579

Yeah, I've been working

so hard this semester.

00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,374

I really need to go crazy, you know?

Blow off some steam.

00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,501

Sure. Sure.

00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:07,256

Look, I don't know if your plans

are finalized yet...

00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:10,343

...but I know another great way

to blow off steam.

00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,429

- What?

- Are you into crafts at all?

00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,351

- Ross, are you okay?

- Uh, yeah. Of course I'm okay.

00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,979

Heh, I'm just being, uh, supportive.

00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:24,065

Supportive of you and this whole trip...

00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,276

...and what... What is, uh...? What's this?

00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:33,116

- It's a bathing suit?

- To wear in front of people?

00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,953

- Is that supportive?

- Is this?

00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,124

- Hey.

- Good, good, good.

00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,542

MONICA & CHANDLER: Hey.

- Hi.

00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,752

- We're glad you decided to meet our guy.

- Oh.

00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,587

You're gonna like him so much.

00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,382

- Uh, when do you want to meet him?

- I don't know.

00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,760

- I don't work late tomorrow night.

- Tomorrow night is good.

00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:56,973

But why put off something till tomorrow

that you can do right now. Ha-ha-ha.

00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,975

- Eldad, come here!

RACHEL: What?

00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,895

- Eldad, this is Rachel.

- How are you?

00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:05,481

A little blind-sided,

but, you know, good.

00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:10,069

Eldad, sit down. Move over.

Move over now.

00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,155

There you go. There you are.

00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,950

- Okay, we can take a hint!

- Ha-ha-ha.

00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:20,413

- Wait. What are you doing here?

- This is Patrick.

00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,789

- Hi.

- Hi.

00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,584

You're too late,

because she's already with our guy.

00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:29,547

Oh, my God, you're right, I am too late.

They're sitting on the couch and talking.

00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,549

Come on.

00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,303

- Rachel? This is Patrick.

- Yeah?

00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,721

- Oh. Hi.

PATRICK: Hi.

00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,973

This is the guy

I was telling you about.

00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:43,102

Believe me, this suit does not do justice

to what's underneath it.

00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,730

Okay.

00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,734

But Pheebs, I'm just sort of

in the middle of something.

00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,487

Oh, okay. That's okay. Have a seat.

00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,615

- You can't do that!

- Maybe I should go.

00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,867

Just sit down, we're winning.

00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,912

Okay, you know what?

Maybe I should go.

00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,914

MONICA & PHOEBE: No, no!

CHANDLER: Have a seat!

00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,666

Rachel, you haven't touched

Eldad's hair.

00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,920

- It is the softest hair. Touch it.

RACHEL: I'm good.

00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,131

Rachel, Patrick is really rich.

Give her some money.

00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,301

[RACHEL GROANS]

00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,762

Phoebe, this isn't really worth

the free massage.

00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,014

That's right, Patrick. Bye-bye.

00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:23,309

Eldad is much more cooperative

and he can dance.

00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,478

You dance for Rachel.

00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,980

No, don't dance for me, please!

00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,316

What is the matter with you guys?

00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,443

Yeah, okay, let's talk it out.

00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,030

Am I the only one

that this is embarrassing for?

00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:39,158

- I'm a little embarrassed.

- Shh, shh.

00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:44,413

I'll tell you who should be embarrassed.

It's you guys. This is ridiculous!

00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,916

Thank you,

but I do not need you to get me a date.

00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,585

- Then why did she ask us to help...

- I am still talking!

00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,880

Then you chase away

the one guy that I actually liked.

00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:56,509

No offense to you guys.

Really, congratulations on...

00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,719

...all the cash.

00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:02,098

And you really...

Wow, you do have very soft hair.

00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:07,520

But I'd much rather go to the ball by myself

than go through any more of this!

00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,355

Goodbye.

00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:14,443

Now, do you use some sort

of special conditioner on that hair?

00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,822

- Yes, papaya extract.

- Thank you.

00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:27,123

- So, uh, have a great time down there.

- I will.

00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:30,209

- Did you pack that bathing suit?

- Yeah.

00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:33,004

It was pretty funny

when I hid it for a while, huh?

00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,010

Anyway. Um...

00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,721

I am worried about that bathing suit.

00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,765

Not because it's revealing,

which I'm fine with.

00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,393

No, I'm concerned about your health.

00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,188

Um, sun exposure.

00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,565

Oh, don't worry,

I have plenty of sun block.

00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,609

- It's SPF 30.

- All right.

00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:57,820

Well, if what's in the bottle

is actually 30.

00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:01,282

I mean, sometimes you get 30,

sometimes it's 4, and I swear...

00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,826

...more often than not, it's just milk.

00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:07,538

Ross, it's gonna be okay.

00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,917

I'm not going down there

to hook up with a bunch of guys.

00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:14,712

I really like you.

I like how things are going between us.

00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,380

- Really?

- Yeah.

00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,508

I'm just going down there to relax

and hang out with my friends.

00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:23,137

Okay. Cool. Heh.

00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,556

- Oh, here they are.

- Hey, Elizabeth!

00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,351

[GUYS CHEERING]

00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,187

Bye!

00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,861

Call me!

00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,245

Rachel, we're sorry

for pushing those guys on you.

00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,122

That's all right.

I ended up having a really good time.

00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:54,752

The charity was a big success,

they raised a lot of money and awareness.

00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,338

So, what was it for, anyway?

00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:00,466

I wanna say a disease.

00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:03,928

- Hey.

ALL: Hey.

00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:08,432

I just got this weird message from Ross.

He said turn on MTV. I don't know.

00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:11,602

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]

00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,607

- Oh, my God, look! That's Elizabeth!

RACHEL: Ha-ha-ha.

00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:28,244

Oh, oh, Professor Geller.

00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:33,040

Ah, to be 13 again.

00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,339

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