Эпизод, в котором выясняется, что Пол — классный парень

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What's the matter?

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Well, it's just... It's one

of these situations that I just hate.

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You know,

a massage client gave me three tickets...

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...to the Helmut Peltz Exhibit

at the Morgan Chase Museum.

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Now you're thinking

you gotta sleep with him.

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No. No, it's just that he gave me

three tickets and there are six of us.

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- I'll give up my ticket.

- Me too.

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Okay. That's so generous.

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And I think Ross is generous too.

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Great. Okay. Then it's just us girls.

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- Great.

- Yeah.

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So, what is the exhibit?

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It's mostly just photographs...

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...of, um, lesbian love scenes interspersed

with video games and free sandwiches.

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Oh, man.

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- Hi.

GROUP: Hi. Hi there.

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Hey, Ross, listen.

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Chandler got you out of going to the

lesbian sandwich museum this weekend.

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Thanks? But I have plans.

Uh, Elizabeth and I are going out of town.

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- Oh, that's great.

- Yeah.

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Think about all the money

that you're gonna make.

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Why? What?

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Well, her father pays you

for babysitting, right?

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- Uh-oh.

- Ha, ha.

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No, no. That's funny.

But maybe it's time to move on.

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You know, let it go. Stop it.

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Besides, Rachel's going out

with Elizabeth's father.

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So, uh, he's much older than she is.

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Looks like I'm not the only one

interested in fossils. Huh?

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Ross, all that does is remind us

that you are interested in fossils.

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Okay, okay.

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Uh, well, Rachel's gonna need to yell

sweet nothings in his ear. Huh?

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- Ross?

- Oh, come on, that's funny, you know?

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Because he's got, like, a hearing aid,

you know?

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Because he's all old.

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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One second.

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Okay, look, Ross.

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Just so you know,

since Lizzie likes you so much...

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...I accept the fact

that you're going out with her.

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Really? Okay, that's great.

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Yeah. But then I changed my mind.

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I'm funny like that.

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So I've told Lizzie

and now I'm telling you.

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I don't want you seeing

my daughter anymore.

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All right, look. I realize it upsets you.

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Yes, it does.

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But Elizabeth and I are both adults...

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...and so I don't think there's really

anything you can do about it.

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I'll tell the university about

your relationship and have you fired.

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Oh, a man with a plan.

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This is so exciting. You get your picture

back up on the wall of fame.

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I know. It was so cool

when it was up there before.

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Me and Jim Belushi would just be

cracking up about something.

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Then I get fired off Days of Our Lives

and he takes me down.

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Now he's just laughing at me.

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Look at him. That smug Belushi bastard.

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[GASPS]

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Oh. Okay. Maybe when they put

your picture back up...

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...they could put you next to Matt Lauer.

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Look at him just smiling at me. Hee-hee.

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Yeah, I know. We'd be great together.

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- Hey. So I'm back.

- Who are you?

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Joey Tribbiani.

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From the wall?

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Okay, maybe this

will jog your memory, huh?

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Huh?

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Okay, anyway.

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I'm ready to go back up on the wall.

I'm the star of a new TV show.

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- Show me in the TV book.

- Oh, well, it's not on TV yet.

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Well, then it's not on the wall yet.

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Okay, fine. I will bring you a tape. Huh?

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So, um, now, do you have any

of Matt Lauer's clothes here?

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Maybe just ones

that haven't been cleaned yet?

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God.

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I love museums.

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- Soaking up all the culture.

- Yeah.

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- Where do you want to start?

- Ooh, the gift shop.

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Yeah.

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- Hey, and then lunch.

- Oh, wait, yes, but I can't eat too much.

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Paul's taking me out to dinner tonight.

He said he has a big surprise planned.

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Ow, wow. What do you think?

Maybe he's gonna tell you he's gay?

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What? No, why?

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No reason. That would just be

a really big surprise, right?

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You could put the aisle over here

and then have the wedding ceremony here.

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I didn't know

you could get married here.

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This would be a beautiful place

to get married.

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Yeah, but I wouldn't put the aisle there.

And I'd never have the ceremony there.

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You'd have the ceremony

under this big, beautiful arch.

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May I help you?

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Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt.

It's a beautiful space.

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- Do you do a lot of weddings here?

- Yes, we're very popular.

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There's a two-year waiting list. Sorry.

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Monica, you should totally put

your name down for this place.

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What? Are you crazy?

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I'm not getting married.

I'm not even engaged.

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Yeah, but there's a two-year wait.

What if you get engaged in two years?

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Then you've gotta wait

another two years for this place?

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That's four years.

Chandler's not gonna wait that long.

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He's gonna find somebody else,

you know?

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- Someone who put their name on the list.

- Mm-hm.

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Yeah. Honey, it can't hurt

to put your name down.

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If in two years you're not engaged,

you just don't use it.

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Well, I guess there is no harm

in putting my name down.

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- I'm gonna do it too.

- Me too.

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Really? Who would you marry?

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I don't know.

I don't have anyone right now, you know?

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Oh, Pheebs.

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Don't feel too sorry for me.

At least my boyfriend isn't gay.

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- Phoebe, that's not...

- Don't even get me started on yours.

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Hey.

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- So, did you watch the tape of my show?

- I did.

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- All right. Let's get me back up there.

- No. You don't go up on the wall.

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- What? But you saw the show.

- Yes. It was very offensive to my people.

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Dry cleaners?

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Russians. It showed them

as terrorists and villains.

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Okay, okay.

Look, you got Harrison Ford up there.

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That's right.

Mr. Ford is a very good customer.

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He brings us a lot of clothes.

You bring us nothing.

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Okay, well, that may be true.

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But in Air Force One, okay,

the Russians were terrorists and evil.

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And plus, he kills a bunch of them.

That's offensive to Russians.

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- I've never seen it.

- Oh, you should. It's great.

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This place is really beautiful.

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Yeah. I've been coming here since I was

a kid. This used to be my grandma's.

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Wow. The only thing I got

from my grandmother was her eyes. Heh.

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I mean, not her actual eyeballs.

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But people say that my eyes look...

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- Do you want to make out?

- Sure. Ha, ha.

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Are you okay?

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- What's wrong?

- Uh...

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Yeah, I was just thinking

about your father.

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- Well, whatever works for you.

- No.

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No, no. Uh, he just really

freaked me out before.

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Oh.

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Well, so we have to hide our relationship

from one more person.

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Big deal.

Besides, we've had fun hiding it.

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Yeah.

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- Hey.

- Yeah.

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Um, you brought protection, right?

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Why? Are there, like, bears

or something?

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- No.

- Oh, uh...

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Oh, protection, yeah.

No. That I forgot.

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Ha, ha. I'll just run to the store

and get some.

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No. Hey, hey. I'm the guy. I'll get it.

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- Do you know where the store is?

- No.

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Do you want to ride around town

on my little pink bicycle?

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A little bit.

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- I'll be back in 10 minutes.

- Okay.

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Why don't you get in the hot tub

and I'll meet you there.

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Oh, okay.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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RACHEL: Oh, my God. What a great

surprise. This is such a beautiful house.

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PAUL: Thank you. It used to be

my mother's. So this is the kitchen.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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CHANDLER [ON RECORDING]:

You've reached Monica and Chandler's.

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If you're listening to this message,

we're probably screening.

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Yeah, we are.

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HILDY: Hi, this is Hildy

from the Morgan Chase Museum.

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I'm calling for Monica Geller.

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I want to let her know

there was a cancellation.

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If she's still interested in having

the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility...

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...it is available.

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This is Chandler Bing.

This is Chandler Bing.

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Yes, the groom. No, not the groom!

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It's so secluded up here.

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- I know. That's why I like it here.

- Mm-hm.

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I feel like we're the only two people

in the world.

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Whoops. Sorry.

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[SCREAMS]

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What's the matter, honey?

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- Did you see a little mouse?

- No. Big bear. Big bear outside.

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I think I...

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Actually, would you go check on that?

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Honey, we don't have any bears here.

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Well, okay.

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Would you get me a Diet Coke?

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- Okay. Be right back.

- Okay.

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- What are you doing here?

- What are you doing here?

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- I came with Paul.

- Yeah. I recognized the ankles.

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Hurry up. Get out.

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PAUL:

Here you go, honey.

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- Ah. Thank you.

- Diet Coke.

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Oh. Ice.

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I need ice.

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Okay.

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- Thank you.

- Be right back.

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Okay.

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- You and your ice.

- Oh.

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Get out. Get out. Go. Come on.

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Quick.

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No, not in there! Not in there!

He's in there!

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- Did you really hear a bear?

- Go!

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PAUL:

Here you go, honey.

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One Diet Coke with ice.

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Oh, thank you.

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I am so happy that you're here.

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- Here I am.

- Elizabeth.

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Oh, look. Elizabeth's here.

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Who were you talking to?

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You guys?

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How did you know we were here?

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- Um...

- Well, she obviously saw the tire tracks...

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...that were leading up

to the closed garage.

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Obviously. Heh.

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Elizabeth, what are you doing here?

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Did you come up here to work on

that term paper or something?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Well, why don't you, you know,

go in that room and do your homework?

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Oh, I wouldn't do it in there.

Um, that's my dad's bedroom.

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That's your dad's bedroom.

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[YELLING]

Ha, ha. That's your dad's bedroom.

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Ho-ho.

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- Why are you yelling?

- Oh!

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That Diet Coke, I think,

went straight to my head. Whoo!

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Hi, honey.

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See you later.

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Wait. I bought groceries.

I was gonna make you dinner.

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Well, next time, ask.

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Or at least wait for me to ask.

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HILDY [ON RECORDING]: Hi, this is Hildy

from the Morgan Chase Museum.

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I'm calling for Monica Geller.

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Oh, no.

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HILDY: I wanna let her know

there's been a cancellation.

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If she's still interested in having

the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility...

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...it is available.

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Please. He didn't hear it.

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CHANDLER: This is Chandler Bing.

This is Chandler Bing.

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No!

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Can I help you?

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Uh, yeah. Where's the guy who decides

whose pictures go up on the wall?

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- He's not here right now.

- Oh, you're kidding me.

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All right, well, make sure you tell him that

Joey Tribbiani dropped off these clothes.

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Okay? I'm an actor. I'm trying to get

my picture up there on the wall.

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You know, there are two people

who could get your picture up there.

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Oh, really?

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Well, maybe you and I go out for drinks.

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You're the other one, right?

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So, Lizzie, are you planning

on staying the night?

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Oh, no, no. Believe me,

I'm leaving as soon as possible.

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Good, good. Not that we don't want you

to stay. Obviously, you're welcome.

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How much more homework

do you have?

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Uh, I just have one problem left

that I do not know how to solve.

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Uh, Rachel, maybe you want to

come upstairs and help me figure it out?

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Really?

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Okay.

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Okay, I'll go upstairs...

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...if you get me something from the car.

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What do you need from the car?

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Surprise me.

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- Okay.

- Okay.

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[YELLING] So you're gonna be in the car.

I will be upstairs.

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And that's where everybody's gonna be.

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[SIGHS]

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Just relax. Just relax, Paul.

You're doing great.

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She likes you. She...

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I think she likes you. She likes you.

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You know why?

Because you're a neat guy.

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You are the man.

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Still got it.

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Still sexy.

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You're just a love machine.

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[SINGING]

I'm just a love machine

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So proud of what you have, baby

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[GRUNTING]

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Showtime.

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[SINGING] I'mjust a love machine

Hey, baby

00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,351

- Phoebe?

- Yeah?

00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,144

- Have you seen Chandler?

- No, why?

00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:23,231

The woman from the museum called

and said that there was a cancellation...

00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,566

...and we could move up our wedding.

Chandler heard.

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[GASPS]

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I know. How bad is this?

00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:33,074

Well, with a regular guy, it's bad.

With Chandler, oh, dear God.

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I know. I know. He totally freaked out

and I can't find him anywhere.

00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:41,207

- Well, what are you gonna do?

- I'm never listening to you again, for sure.

00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,669

[IMITATING] "What harm can it do

to put your name down?"

00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,714

- Rachel said that.

- Well, Rachel's not here!

00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,015

Ooh, here it is.

00:16:57,182 --> 00:17:00,101

Ooh, Joey, why did you sign it,

"son of a bitch"?

00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,691

- I didn't do that. Who would've done that?

- Son of a bitch.

00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,527

Okay. Maybe ask this guy.

00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,654

You. Get out of my shop.

00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,906

- What did he do?

- He went out with my wife.

00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,701

- Joey.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,204

Hey, I did not go out with your wife.

Okay?

00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,707

- I went out with her.

- That's my wife.

00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,001

Get out!

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[YELLING IN RUSSIAN]

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- Well, we should go.

- Yeah.

00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:37,597

Ross?

00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,682

Elizabeth.

00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:46,731

Okay. Okay.

I'm gonna go out this window.

00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,274

I'll meet you at the front door.

00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:51,235

- Just tell them you're going home, okay?

- Okay.

00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,446

RACHEL:

Wait, wait. No, don't go in there.

00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,157

Don't go in there. I need another soda.

00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,701

Ross.

00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:03,790

Oh, my God. Ross, what in heaven's name

are you doing here?

00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:10,713

And that is why we cannot

see each other anymore.

00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:16,886

Ross, you and I are gonna have

to have a little talk.

00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,179

- Daddy, I...

- You're next.

00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,015

Okay. I didn't know he was here.

00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,728

Let me just see if I got this straight.

00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:29,190

I tell you to stay away from my daughter

or I'll have you fired.

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What you heard was:

"Take my daughter...

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...come up to my country house

and ruin my weekend with Rachel."

00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:40,201

- Okay. Please, Paul. Just let me explain.

- No. Let me explain. Fired.

00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:44,664

Okay, fine. Fine. Have me fired.

00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,543

But, uh, I want you to know...

00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:52,964

...that you and I are not all that different.

I mean...

00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:56,717

...l, too, am a neat guy.

00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,395

What?

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And I, too...

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...am just a love machine.

00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,615

[HUMMING]

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[GRUNTS]

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Ross.

00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,719

Let me show you

where the guest room is.

00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:54,233

I'm so sorry. Please stop freaking out.

00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:57,028

I'm not freaking out.

00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,573

Why would I freak out?

00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,075

A woman named Hildy called

and said we were getting married.

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But that happens every day. Ah-ah-ah!

00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:11,167

Honey, we were at this beautiful place.

00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,711

And I just put our names down for fun.

00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,713

- I mean, what's the harm in that?

- Right here.

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[YELPS]

00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,636

Please don't think I was trying

to pressure you.

00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:24,055

- Phoebe and Rachel just thought...

- Phoebe and Rachel?

00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,683

So the people that knew

about our wedding before me were you...

00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,560

...Phoebe and Rachel, Hildy...

00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,313

...and apparently some band called

Star Light Magic Seven...

00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,024

...who are available, by the way.

00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,361

It was a mistake.

00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:42,156

Please don't take this to mean anything,

because it doesn't.

00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,327

Okay.

00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,412

Really?

00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:52,500

Yes. If it really doesn't mean anything,

because you know I'm just not ready.

00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,753

I know.

00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,546

Okay.

00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:59,340

All right.

00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,176

Now, I'm gonna go tell Joey

that you're back.

00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,679

We were really worried about you.

00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:13,187

- Hey, did she buy it?

- Totally.

00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:17,525

- So did Hildy show you the place?

- Yeah. It's beautiful.

00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,861

I can't believe you're gonna ask Monica

to marry you.

00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,321

I know.

00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,168

- Hey, Gunther.

- Take these cappuccinos to Table 11.

00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,671

And that guy over there wants

some biscotti.

00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:42,216

Oh. Well, I just actually came in

for a cup of coffee to go.

00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:46,012

Do you still work here?

00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:50,308

No, no. I quit a long time ago.

00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:53,060

Did I forget to tell you that? I'm sorry.

00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,147

- Oh, it's cool. I was gonna fire you anyway.

- Great.

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