Эпизод с кольцом

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I can't figure this out. It's so hard.

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Should I get her a Tiffany cut,

or a princess cut or a...

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Ow! Paper cut!

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Have you told anyone else?

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No, I don't want to tell anybody.

I don't want Monica to find out.

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You told me.

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Well, that's because I trust you,

and we're best friends...

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...and you walked in on me

while I was looking at ring brochures.

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Well, once again, not knocking pays off.

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- I only wish you hadn't been on the toilet.

- Me too.

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JOEY: Hey.

BOTH: Hey.

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- Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse?

- Oh, all right.

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Oh, perfect. We were just gonna see

if you wanted to go.

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Oh, well, we don't,

because we got the other place.

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How rude.

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Oh, I'm sorry. You want a bite?

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So how are things going with Paul?

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- Good.

- Huh.

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- Although, you know, he's a private guy.

- Mm-hm.

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You know, I wish I could get him

to open up a bit. Share some feelings.

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That's easy. You just have to think of him

as a jar of pickles that won't open.

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So, what are you saying?

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I should run him under hot water

and bang his head against a table?

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No, that's what you do when you want

to get the truth out of someone.

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PAUL: Hi.

- Hi.

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PAUL: How are you?

- Watch this.

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- Hey, Paul.

- Hi, Phoebe.

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So how are things going with you?

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Can't complain.

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- Hey!

- Hi.

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- Great to...

- Ross, good to see you too.

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- Good. Bye.

- You take care.

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Hey, Pheebs, what was the deal with you

and Chandler blowing us off before?

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Ah, that was so weird, huh?

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Phoebe, why did you do it?

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I didn't do it. It was Chandler.

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He's... He's mad at you.

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- What? Why?

- Oh, please. I think you know why.

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I can't think of anything.

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Come on, Ross. You're a paleontologist.

Dig a little deeper.

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Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I

didn't invite him to that Knicks game...

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...a couple weeks ago?

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Do you think that's something

that he'd be mad at you for?

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- I guess it could.

- Well, then I think that's it.

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Well, if he's angry,

he really shouldn't just cover it up.

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I wish he'd just tell me the truth.

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Well, if that's what you want...

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...then you should run him under hot water

and bang his head against the table.

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Honey, I made a reservation

at China Garden. Is that okay?

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Yeah, that's great.

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But first, wait, talk to me, talk to me.

Tell me about your day.

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It was fine.

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Okay.

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Hey, what are you thinking?

What are you thinking right now?

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That you are looking really fine

in that dress.

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Yeah, that's great, Paul.

But, you know...

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I want to know what...

Wow, those are really great.

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I just want to know...

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...what is behind this strong,

silent exterior?

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You know, they say

that still waters run deep...

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...and I want to swim in yours.

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Are you talking about having sex?

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No, Paul.

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I don't know anything about you.

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You know, like your childhood.

Tell me about your childhood.

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Normal.

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Okay, well, then how about puberty?

Come on. That's always a painful time.

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You know, your friends invite you

to a slumber party...

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...and stick your hand in warm water...

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...while you're sleeping

so that you pee in your sleeping bag.

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No, that never happened to me.

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Well, you're lucky you never

met that bitch, Sharon Majeski.

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Anyway...

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The rest of your life, you know.

Any regrets?

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No.

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All right, Paul.

I'm not asking for a lot here.

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Just give me something. Anything.

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- Okay.

- Okay.

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- When I was 6 years old...

- Mm-hm.

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...I wanted a Big Wheel.

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And instead, my parents

got me this little...

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...plastic chicken

that you hop around on.

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It was embarrassing.

Kids made fun of me.

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That was a pretty tough year.

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- That's great. See?

- Heh.

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I already feel like I know you a little better.

Thank you.

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Okay, come on.

Now we can go eat. Let's go.

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It was horrible.

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They called me "Chicken Boy."

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[CRYING]

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In fifth grade, I got in a fight.

Well, it wasn't really a fight.

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Richard Danville bit me on the nose.

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I fell down, still have a little scar

right here. You can see it.

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Yeah, yeah. I see the scar.

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Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that,

you know, you've shared your feelings.

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It's really... It's beautiful.

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But, um, what do you say

we go share some food?

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No, I couldn't eat now.

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What are you talking about?

You love their Kung Pao chicken.

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Chicken?

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- Chicken Boy!

- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that.

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Well, this is the nine millionth ring store

we've been to...

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...and I can't find the perfect ring.

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Ugly ring, ugly ring, ugly ring...

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It's a beautiful selection.

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Okay, so maybe you don't get her a ring.

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Maybe you do something different,

you know?

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Maybe you get her an engagement bracelet.

Or an engagement tiara.

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Ooh! An engagement

Revolutionary War musket.

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You know, I'm so glad I picked you

to help me with this.

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- Huh?

- Uh-huh.

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Can't you imagine getting down

on one knee...

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...and handing her this gorgeous

piece of weaponry?

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Yeah, I'm gonna stick with the ring.

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Oh, this one's nice. I like it this one.

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Sir? Kind sir, can I see this one?

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Wait a minute.

This is the reason you brought me, okay?

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I know how to haggle.

So let me handle this from here on out.

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Can I help you?

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- Yes, I would like to see that ring, please.

- Or not. Whatever.

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This ring is from the 1920s.

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It's a one-and-a-half karat diamond

with sapphires on either side.

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Sir, could I ask you to, um?

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Could you hold out that ring

and ask me to marry you?

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- Okay.

CHANDLER: Okay.

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Will you marry me?

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Oh, my God, that's it. That's the ring.

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- How much is it?

- Chandler, I will handle this.

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How much is it?

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Eight thousand six hundred.

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We will give you $10.

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- Are you interested in this ring?

- Yes. Yes.

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But I can only pay $8000.

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- Okay. I can let it go for 8.

- We stand firm at $10.

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- How would you like to pay?

- Uh, credit card.

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Oh, no. No, no,

but I lent my credit card to Joey.

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- Okay, I'll go get it. You guard the ring.

PHOEBE: Okay.

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Listen, I'm sorry about before.

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Do you have anything here for $10?

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Uh, yes. I have these two

rather beautiful...

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...five-dollar bills.

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I'll give you $1 for them.

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Hey, remember how Chandler

and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?

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No.

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- Remember, you were eating pizza?

- Yeah.

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Well, apparently

Chandler's angry at us...

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...for not getting him a ticket

to that Knicks game a couple weeks ago.

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What, we were supposed

to just get him a ticket?

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- That guy is always mooching off of us.

- Yeah.

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Anyway, I still think we should

try to patch things up, you know?

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Like, maybe we could get him tickets

to another Knicks game and invite him.

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Wow, that's a great idea.

And I still have his credit card.

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Here you go.

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Hey, hey. I got this one. Here you go.

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You know, I gotta tell you,

sometimes I just don't get Chandler.

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You know, me and him

do stuff all the time without you...

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...and you don't get all upset.

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- All the time?

- All the time.

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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- Still crying?

- Like a little girl.

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I know, I know, I know.

This is all my fault.

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I wanted him to open up.

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But God, I didn't know

that I was gonna unleash...

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...this weepy, clingy, moist monster.

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You know, I only know

of two sure-fire ways to shut a man up.

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And one of them is sex.

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- What's the other?

- I Don't know.

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I never had to use the other one.

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I'm just saying, you know,

if we're having sex, he's not talking.

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Ah, that's right. You're the talker.

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- Anyway, uh, great idea.

- Yeah.

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Um, I gotta go to the store. I told him

that I would buy him some more tissues.

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- Uh, we have some here.

- No, you don't.

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Okay. Um, I'd also like to try on the tiara.

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Oh, yeah. Okay.

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Wow, what do you think? Too much?

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A tad.

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Then take the tiara back...

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...and let me hold the musket again.

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Something's missing.

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Let me see the ring

that my friend picked out.

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Where's the 1920s princess-cut ring?

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I just sold it to that gentleman.

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Oh, my God!

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Wait, no!

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[ALARM WAILING]

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Let me out! Now!

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[DOOR OPENS]

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Rachel?

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No.

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- How are you, Paul?

- Okay.

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Chandler...

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...did your dad ever hug you?

- No. Did he hug you?

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No. No.

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It's just that my dad never did.

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I miss my dad.

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Well, you can see my dad in Vegas

kissing other dads.

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- Hey, Chandler?

- Yeah?

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Would you?

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Would you hug me?

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- I'm a little busy here, Paul.

- That's exactly what my dad used to say.

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Okay. A quick one. Come on, hug it out.

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Hey. Hey.

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There you go.

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Okay.

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- Five more seconds...

- Okay.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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- Joey!

- What? Hey, what...?

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Hi. Paul, is it?

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- Do you have my credit card?

- Yeah. It's in my...

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In my pocket.

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- My back pocket. Back pocket.

- Thank God.

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- Listen, I got tickets to the Knicks tonight.

- I can't go.

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Come on, it'll be fun.

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Me, you, Ross and... Paul, probably.

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Chandler, I found the perfect ring.

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Oh, that's pretty nice,

but I'm gonna go with the one I picked first.

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Oh, wake up, Chandler.

The one you picked is gone. It's over.

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What?

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Some guy bought it. I'm sorry.

I tried to stop him but they put me in jail.

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- They put you in jail?

- The little jail between the doors!

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- Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring.

PHOEBE: I know. I'm sorry.

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But, you know, this ring is better.

And Monica never even saw the other ring.

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Yeah. But when he proposed to me

with the ring, I got goose bumps.

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- Maybe it was the guy.

- It was the ring.

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- Hey, so was he excited about the tickets?

- No. He blew us off.

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- What?

- I know.

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I can't believe it.

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Can I tell you something?

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I'm a little mad at him now.

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Can I tell you something?

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Me too.

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You know what? He didn't want

to talk to us about being angry?

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Well, maybe we don't talk to him

at all.

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Ooh.

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- Freeze him out.

- That's right.

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- I like it.

- Ah? We'll show him.

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From now on, it's gonna be

Joey and Ross, best friends.

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Okay, we're gonna be

the new Joey and Chandler. Ha, ha.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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Hi, I'm back.

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There's more to tell you.

I've written it all down.

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Oh, that's great.

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No, actually, that's...

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That's great. That's really great.

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You know, I gotta tell you, writing,

all that writing, it gets me, uh...

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It gets me kind of hot.

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Wait, wait. Listen to this:

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Know what I wanted to be

when I was that age?

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A lover?

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- A surfer.

- Oh, yeah. A surfer?

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- I wanted to be one with the waves...

- Honey, hold on real quick.

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Hold on a second. Let me just get

a little more comfortable here.

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Wait a second.

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- This isn't too revealing, is it?

- No.

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Whatever happened to that little dude?

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So full of dreams.

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I don't care about the little dude.

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I can't. I cannot listen

to any more of this.

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The only one who'd listen to this

is a mental health professional.

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And that's only because

they get paid $100 an hour.

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Do you know how much money

I could've made listening to you?

00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,647

Two thousand dollars.

00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:43,816

And you know when I figured that out?

While you were talking.

00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:48,821

I can't believe you're trying

to stifle me, when just 14 hours ago...

00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:52,700

...we figured out that that's exactly

what my mother was trying to do to me.

00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,453

I'm sorry.

00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:59,666

I don't mean...

I didn't mean to stifle you.

00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,502

This is all just a little overwhelming.

00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,420

Oh, Rachel.

00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,382

I'm so sorry.

00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,009

I didn't mean to overwhelm you.

00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:13,346

It's just that when those gates open...

00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,308

...it's hard to close them.

00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,230

But they are closed now. Believe me.

00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:26,067

I'm so glad. I'm so glad you shared.

00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:29,404

And I'm glad that you're done.

00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,117

So, what do you say we, um...

00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,955

- I'd really like that.

- Mm-hm.

00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,301

That was so good.

00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:54,012

[CRYING]

00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:04,731

Oh, oh, ugh.

00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,693

- Hey.

- I can't believe you talked me into...

00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,195

...buying this stupid

gumball-machine-looking ring.

00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:15,199

It's not a stupid gumball-machine-looking

ring. It's a beautiful ring.

00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,909

No, it's not.

00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,453

When I looked at the other ring...

00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,747

...I could see Monica's face

when I gave it to her...

00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,457

...and I could see her saying yes.

00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,792

When I look at this ring,

all I see is a ring.

00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:29,547

Unless I look at it really closely,

and then I can see my own eye.

00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,632

[CHUCKLES]

00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:37,263

Look, this is the most important thing

I'm gonna do in my life.

00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,223

I want to make sure it's perfect.

00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,810

Okay. There may be a way

that we could get the other ring back.

00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,730

Because I heard the guy tell the jeweler

where he was gonna propose.

00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,232

So maybe we could get him

to trade rings or something.

00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,901

I can't do that.

00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,154

Well, you certainly can't give her

that stupid gumball ring.

00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,414

There he is.

00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,501

Okay, and he hasn't proposed yet.

She has no ring on her finger.

00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:09,545

Wow, you're good.

After this, we should solve crimes.

00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,173

Yeah. Okay. Go get him.

00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,258

Oh, okay.

00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:20,556

Excuse me, sir. Could you come with me,

please? You have a phone call.

00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,267

- Who is it?

- It is your office.

00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,895

- Do you know who at my office?

- John.

00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,271

Oh, John. Great.

00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,860

- There he is.

- Hi. Hi. Okay.

00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,029

Okay, there was a mix-up

at the jewelry store.

00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:38,574

The ring you're about to propose with

was supposed to be held for me.

00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,077

So I'm gonna need to have that back.

00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:47,917

But in exchange, I'm willing to trade you

this beautiful, more expensive ring.

00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,838

Wow, I would trade.

00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,843

It is beautiful, but I'm gonna use

this one. Now, if you'll excuse me.

00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:00,304

No, no. See, this is my fiancée,

and her heart was set on that ring.

00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,682

You don't want to break her heart now,

do you?

00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:06,102

Yeah. Do you want to break

a dying woman's heart?

00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,229

You're dying?

00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,897

[COUGHING]

00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,442

Yeah, she's dying...

00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,987

...of a cough, apparently.

00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:21,951

It's my dying wish to have that ring.

See, if I'm not buried with that ring...

00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:25,204

...then my spirit will wander

the netherworld...

00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:26,706

Okay, that's enough, honey.

00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,084

Oh, I don't know.

00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,964

- Let me see the ring.

- Great. Okay, here.

00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,011

- All right, I'll do it.

- Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,389

And you are about to marry

a wonderful man.

00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,689

Hey, I'm marrying a dead woman.

00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:57,904

[DOOR OPENS]

00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,989

Guys?

00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,036

I got something important to tell you.

00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:07,955

Guys.

00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,084

Guys?

00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,755

I'm gonna ask Monica to marry me.

00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,302

I think we gotta end the freeze-out.

00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,389

Wait a minute. Is this for real?

00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,475

Yeah. Check out the ring.

00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:30,353

Oh, my God.

00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,814

So you two are really serious?

00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,485

Yeah, pretty much.

00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,364

You're gonna get married? I mean...

00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,825

We're gonna be brothers-in-law.

Come here!

00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:49,872

- And we're gonna be friends again.

- Hey.

00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,208

What?

00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,544

- Water under the bridge. Forget it!

- Okay.

00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:59,340

I was gonna wait till it was official,

you know, but I had to tell you guys...

00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,841

...because you're my best friends.

00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,093

[DOOR OPENS]

00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:06,180

- I think I'm gonna cry.

- Oh. No more crying.

00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,308

Please, I just dumped one crybaby.

I'll dump you too.

00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,896

I'm gonna ask Monica to marry me.

00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:17,817

Oh, my God.

00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:21,237

Oh, Chandler.

You guys are gonna be so happy.

00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:24,532

- I know.

- Where's all the tissues?

00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:32,623

Check out the ring.

00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,876

Oh, nice. One-and-a-half karat, easy.

00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,545

[DOOR OPENS]

00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:38,879

- Hey.

ROSS: Hey, Pheebs.

00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:40,923

Chandler's gonna ask Monica

to marry him.

00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:42,925

I know. I helped pick out the ring.

00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,635

RACHEL:

Oh.

00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:49,265

You told her before you told us?

00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,560

She walked in

while I was looking at ring brochures.

00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,770

You can understand that, right?

00:21:56,481 --> 00:22:02,069

Guys?

00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,989

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