Эпизод с предложением, Часть 1

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You should know,

you bought like a billion of them.

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You didn't get one.

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- Tonight's the big night.

- How will you ask her?

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It'll be perfect.

We'll go to her favorite restaurant.

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I'll get her a bottle of the champagne she really

loves, therefore knows how expensive it is.

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Then, when the glasses are full, instead

of proposing a toast, I'll propose.

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- Aw.

- Sounds perfect!

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You'll mess up. Let me do it.

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I won't mess up.

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If she says no,

can I have the ring?

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- She won't say no.

- If?

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- Hey.

ROSS: Hey.

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[MUMBLES]

Hey, Monica.

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- Give it.

- It's gone.

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Phoebe.

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- Hey.

- [MUMBLES] Hey, Monica!

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We're practically kissing.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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Anyone free tonight? My boss is

hosting a charity event for kids.

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And the more people I bring,

the better I look.

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So Monica, Chandler?

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We can't go.

We're going to dinner. Remember?

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- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

- What's the big deal?

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I just get mad when Rachel doesn't

remember where we're going.

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Where are you going?

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- How about you guys?

- Open bar?

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- I think so.

- I can do that for the kids.

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I'll come. I'm making money now.

It's time I give some back.

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You could give back

the money you owe me.

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Okay. Have a benefit.

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Ross, can you come

to a charity event tonight?

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Oh. No, I have plans with Elizabeth.

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Oh. You're already doing

your part for the kids.

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It's our last night together before she

leaves for camp. To be a counselor.

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I have a question. All jokes aside.

Where is this relationship going?

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Wait a minute. All jokes aside?

I didn't agree to that.

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- Do you see this as long-term thing?

- I don't know.

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You are 12 years older than her.

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Wait a minute.

Does everyone feel this way?

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- Yeah.

- Yeah, sort of.

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Uh, wow. Uh, I thought

you were making jokes. I had no idea.

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You guys are wrong. Yes, there is

a chronological age difference.

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But I never notice it,

because she is very mature.

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It doesn't matter what you guys think.

I'm dating Elizabeth, not you.

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Not what she said last night.

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See, now he could date her.

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Will you marry me?

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Hey, you marry me.

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What's going on, little elves?

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It's the big night.

We wanted to wish you luck.

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- Yeah. Have the ring?

- In my pocket.

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Oh.

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- Pheebs.

- Oh. Ha, ha.

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Will you guys get out of here? I want this

to be a surprise, and she's gonna know.

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Yeah, guys. Get out of here.

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Hey. Hi, guys.

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- You look beautiful.

- Aww. Thank you.

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What's going on?

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We're just really...

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...excited about this charity event

that we have to go to.

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- Here.

- Thank you.

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So what's going on here?

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Well, uh, this is a silent auction.

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They lay the stuff here.

You write down your offer.

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The highest bid gets it.

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No. I know what a silent auction is.

What's going on with your hair?

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- Uh, why?

- No, it's nice.

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Nice to see you.

So glad you brought someone.

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Someone? I brought people.

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This is Phoebe.

Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson.

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- He's the head of my department.

- Oh, hi.

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- And I also brought my friend Joey.

- Ohh! Shrimp toast!

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You know, I don't know where he is.

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I hope you're gonna bid.

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Actually, I was about to bid

on this lovely trip to Paris.

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- Nice choice.

- Yeah.

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- Good luck.

- Thank you.

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Ha.

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Okay, $20.00.

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Shut the door! Shut the door!

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What's going on?

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Guys across the hall

are throwing water balloons.

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Call the police. That's what I did

to kids in my building.

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No, it's a water balloon fight.

We started it.

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Oh. Hmm.

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Um, I just stopped by to see

if you wanted to see this play tonight.

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Um, it's excellent. The director is...

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- Who drank all the kamikazes?

- Nobody. We put them in here!

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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- You want some?

- No, I... Okay, okay.

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- Could I talk to you for a second?

- Yeah, sure.

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Um, so this play, um,

what do you think?

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- It's gotten great reviews.

- Attack!

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[SCREAMING]

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- Put your balloons down!

- You put your balloons down!

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Everybody put their balloons down!

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Now, this is a nice suit!

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Our next item is

the romantic trip to Paris.

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It goes to Emil Alexander

with a high bid of $2300.

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Oh! So close!

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Hey, you guys, look.

Got me some drinks.

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- What are you doing?

- Open bar.

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THOMPSON: Finally, our biggest item

of the night.

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The 22-foot

Gentleman's Daysailer sailboat.

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The winning bid

was a whopping $20,000.

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I won!

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That was my guess!

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What? What? What?

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I guessed $20,000.

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Joey, it is an auction.

You don't guess. You buy!

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What?

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I don't have $20,000.

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Congratulations on your new boat,

Joey Tribbiani.

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[ALL APPLAUDING]

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Joey, sit down.

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Forget her. You enjoy this. Whoo!

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[SIGHS]

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What are you doing?

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"One nation...

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...under God, indivisible,

with liberty and justice for all."

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Ha, ha. I remembered it.

The champagne is here.

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- Are you okay?

- Yes. Yes.

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I'm good. Are you good?

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Are you perfect?

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Yeah. I'm okay.

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I'm a little cold.

Can I have your jacket?

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Oh. Yeah.

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Uh, no, you can't have my jacket.

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Because then I would be cold.

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If you thought you'd be cold,

you should have brought a jacket.

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Uh, other than that, are you okay?

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Are you sure you're okay?

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Yes. I'm fine.

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In fact, I've been fine

for a long time now and I think...

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...the reason is you.

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That's sweet.

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Okay. Um.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Before I met you,

I had really little life.

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And I couldn't imagine growing old...

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Oh, my God.

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- I know. But let me say it.

- Oh, my God. Richard.

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What? I'm Chandler.

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Oh, that's Richard.

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Maybe he won't see us.

Richard!

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- Monica. Chandler.

CHANDLER: Hey.

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I don't know why I did that.

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- It's good to see you.

- You too. You let your hair grow.

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Yeah. Oh, that's right,

you always wanted me to.

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I see your mustache is back.

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Well, my nose got lonely.

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And you don't have a mustache,

which is good. Ha, ha.

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I'm Chandler.

I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.

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I'm sorry. Lisa, Monica, Chandler.

We used to date.

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Richard!

No one's supposed to know about us!

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See, I did it again.

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- Chandler, sit down.

- I'll sit down.

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MONICA:

Good to see you.

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Your table is ready, sir.

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- Oh. Good to see you guys.

- Yes.

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If you prefer, this table's available.

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That might be fun.

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What were you thinking?

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I didn't know it was an auction.

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I figured I'd take a guess.

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Help a charity. Free boat!

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Why would a charity

give away a free boat?

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- I don't know. Charity?

- Oh!

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Well, just buy the damn boat.

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Phoebe, don't you think

you've had enough to drink?

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I'm just helping the kids.

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How is you drinking helping the kids?

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Because the more I drink, the less

there is for the kids to drink.

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Mr. Tribbiani.

Your contribution brings us...

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...a big step closer

to building the youth center.

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Just out of curiosity,

how much is that boat worth?

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I think it was valued at 19,000.

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Hey, I was pretty close.

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Uh, so, bad news.

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Um, I can't buy the boat.

I don't have any money.

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[SNORTS]

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Joey! Joey, good one!

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[LAUGHING]

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Good! Very good!

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- So, uh, I think I'm gonna take off now.

- You can't leave, Joey!

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You agreed to buy that boat.

It is a contract.

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Plus, if you leave,

my boss is gonna kill me.

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Well, what am I gonna do, Rach?

I don't have that kind of money.

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I know. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

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This is what we'll do.

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We'll go to the next highest bidder,

and we'll let them buy it.

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Then you're just gonna

pay the difference.

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Okay.

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I don't know why the kids need a

youth center anyway.

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They should just watch TV after school

like I did. And I turned out fine.

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Not great.

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So we're hiding in the bathroom...

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Then I sneak out. But before

Monica can, her parents come in.

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I hid in the shower,

next thing you know...

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...they're going at it on the floor.

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Oh, my God!

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I got a good one.

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I once walked in on both my parents

making love to the same guy.

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It's so great seeing you guys again.

I'd like to make a toast.

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Uh, as a poet once said,

"In the sweetness of friendship...

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...let there be laughter

and sharing of pleasures...

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...for in the dew of little things...

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...the heart finds its morning and is

refreshed."

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Aw.

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What?

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Oh, my God! You guys!

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Before you say anything, have we got a story

for you. Guess who we bumped into?

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- Who?

- Richard!

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Oh. Oh.

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I thought you were going out

with Elizabeth.

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I was. Uh, she was a little busy

with a water balloon fight.

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Sometimes grownups have commitments

they can't get out of.

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Maybe she is too young for me.

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When I was over there,

I felt like I was a babysitter.

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I finally see what you were talking

about. I don't know what to do.

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Just weigh the good stuff about

the relationship against the bad.

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That's what I did when I first started

weighing stuff.

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Okay, um, bad stuff.

I'm 12 years older than she is.

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If school finds out, you're fired.

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- She's leaving for three months.

- For camp.

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Okay, good stuff. Um...

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Well, she's sweet and pretty and...

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The only question you need to ask

is, do you see a future?

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Do you see yourself marrying her?

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My God. You did it already.

You married her, didn't you?

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No, I didn't do that.

It's just...

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Honestly, no,

I don't see a big future with her.

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Okay, I think that's your answer.

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I gotta talk to her.

I hate this part.

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Forget Elizabeth.

If you're not careful...

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...you may not get married

at all this year.

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Rach, Rach.

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- Next highest bidder is at table one.

- Great.

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The guy who got the Paris trip

is at table four.

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You care about the guy

who won the Paris trip?

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It's a trip for two.

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me. Is the person who won

the Paris trip at this table?

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- That was me.

- Oh. Enchanté.

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Uh, is there

a Mr. Bowmont at this table?

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- That's me.

- Ah.

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Hello. This is your

lucky day, Mr. Bowmont.

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The, uh, Gentleman Daysailer

has become available again.

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I believe you made a bid of $18,000?

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You have to pay that.

It's not just a guess.

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I was actually relieved,

uh, I didn't win the boat.

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My wife would've killed me.

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Are you kidding?

She'll love this boat!

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- What is your wife's name?

- It's Pam.

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It's Pam. Just imagine this.

The Pam.

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Aw.

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I don't think she'd like that.

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Okay. Uh, imagine this:

The Mr. Bowmont.

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Ooh.

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I don't think so.

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Okay, look. Let me paint you

a little picture. All right.

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You are setting sail up the Hudson.

You've got the wind in your ha... Arms.

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You get all that peace and quiet

you've always wanted.

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You get back to nature.

You can go fishing.

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You get one of those hats,

people call you captain.

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And then when you're old, Cappy.

00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:48,548

What the hell. It's for a good cause.

All right!

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- No way! It's mine!

- What?

00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,638

The stuff you said, I want that!

00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,558

But, Joey, you don't have $20,000!

00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,395

Who cares? I'll make payments!

I want the Mr. Bowmont!

00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,944

Oh, my God! You're back!

00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,821

Let me see your hand!

00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,074

Why do you want to see my hand?

00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:18,036

I want to see what's in your hand,

the trash.

00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:25,043

Ew, it's all dirty.

You should throw this out.

00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,837

Okay.

00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:32,592

- What did you just do?

- What happened?

00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:36,262

- Richard was there. I couldn't do it.

- Oh, no.

00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:40,183

I was gonna do it tomorrow and surprise her.

Now you've ruined it.

00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,809

We didn't.

00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:44,729

Who walks into a room

and asks to see a person's hands?

00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:50,276

A palm reader, a manicurist,

a hand doctor.

00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:53,529

- Glove salesman.

- Good one!

00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,909

This is terrible.

What am I gonna do?

00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:02,497

She only suspects something.

So just throw her off the track.

00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:06,125

I'll make her think, uh, marriage

is the last thing on my mind.

00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:09,003

Yeah. Convince her you're scared

of commitment.

00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,881

I can do that.

I've had 30 years of practice.

00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,092

Being you is finally gonna pay off!

00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,137

Had to go to the basement...

00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,974

...some idiot keeps stuffing

the chute with pizza boxes.

00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,894

That guy's still doing that?

00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,398

Hey. My God, let me see your hand!

00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:33,236

No, you're too late!

She already took out the trash!

00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:47,125

ROSS: Wow. I have never had

such a healthy breakup.

00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:50,628

She was such a grownup about it.

00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:54,132

She didn't seem too immature for me.

00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:58,344

Did I just make a huge mistake?

00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,096

Ross? Wait!

00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,724

Elizabeth, thank God.

I was just thinking about...

00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,935

You suck!

00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,186

What?

00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,819

Okay.

00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,780

Breakup's still on.

00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,616

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:26,873

Here she comes.

00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,667

Do I look like a guy

who doesn't want to get married?

00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,335

Yeah.

00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:34,130

And, also, a little like a

French guy.

00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,135

I never noticed that before.

00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,388

- Hey, guys.

JOEY: Hey.

00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:43,681

What are you up to?

00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,934

Just hanging out.

Talking about, uh, web sites.

00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,144

Ha.

00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:52,440

Ahem. We saw this interesting website

about marriage.

00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,775

How unnecessary it is.

00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,778

How it's a way for governments

to keep tabs on you.

00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,739

Yeah, Big Brother. Ha, ha.

00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,408

That's a little crazy.

00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:07,038

Although I am glad you're looking

at other things on the Internet.

00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:11,709

Got me thinking, why would anybody

want to get married?

00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:16,130

Why? To celebrate the relationship.

To solidify the commitment.

00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,133

To declare your love for one another

to the world.

00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,344

Eh.

00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,097

Okay. Well, that's good to know.

00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,724

[TRUCK BEEPING]

00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:27,934

[GASPS]

00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,977

The Mr. Bowmont's here!

00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:39,528

A customer wants to compliment you.

Shall I let him in?

00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,073

Sure! I love this part!

00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,159

- Come on in.

- Hi.

00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,161

Richard.

00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,747

I'm not here to compliment the chef.

00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:53,459

Oh. I hate when people come back

to compliment the chef.

00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,045

Like I've nothing better to do.

00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,506

What's up?

00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,384

It was great seeing you

the other night.

00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,469

Good to see you too.

00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,764

Come down here

to tell me that?

00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,434

No. Came here to tell you

something else.

00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,481

Came here to tell you

I still love you.

00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,728

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