Эпизод с предложением, Часть 2

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I still love you.

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I know I shouldn't even

be here telling you this.

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You're with Chandler, a guy I really like.

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You say he's straight, I'll believe you.

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After seeing you, I knew if I didn't

tell you I'd always regret it.

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Letting you go was

the stupidest thing I ever did.

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You're really not

supposed to be back here.

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I'm sorry. I know this is

the wrong time and the wrong place...

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...but I had to tell you.

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I want to spend my life with you

and marry you.

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I want to have kids with you.

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Oh, my God.

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Why don't they put chairs back here?

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I know this is crazy, but am I too late?

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Yes, you're too late.

Where was all this three years ago?

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I know. I was an idiot.

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And I tried to forget you. I really did.

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After we had lunch last year,

I spent six months in Africa trying to forget.

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- What were you doing in Africa?

- Working with blind kids.

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What are you doing to me?

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Look, I...

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I'm sorry, but it's not gonna happen.

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That's fine. I'll walk away.

And I'll never bother you again.

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Only if you tell me Chandler's

willing to give you everything I am.

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Well, he is. I mean...

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...marriage is all he talks about.

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My goodness.

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In fact, I'm the one making him wait.

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- You are?

- Yeah.

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- Why?

- Why?

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Because of the government.

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Isn't it incredible?

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Monica and Chandler

are getting married.

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I know. They'll be so happy together.

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Two best friends in love.

How often does that happen?

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- Not that often.

- No.

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I'm so happy for them.

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Me too. So happy for them.

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I'm so happy and not at all jealous.

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- Oh, no! God, definitely not jealous.

- Mm-mm.

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I'm probably 98 percent happy

and maybe 2 percent jealous.

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What's 2 percent? That's nothing.

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Totally.

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- I'm like 90-10.

- Yeah. Me too.

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Hey, have you guys seen Chandler?

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No. But you know who

was looking for you?

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Tennille.

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So that marriage stuff

you were saying yesterday?

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- You don't really believe that.

- Sure, I do.

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In fact, I think the whole concept

of marriage is unnatural.

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Look at pigs. Let's take

a second here and look at pigs.

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Pigs don't mate for life.

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A pig can have 100 sexual partners

in a lifetime.

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And that's just an ordinary pig,

not even a pig that's good at sports.

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Wait a minute.

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Are you telling me

you may never want to get married?

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Never say never, but, probably...

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...yeah, never.

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Oh, my God.

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Then what are we even doing?

What is this?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa,

what is all this pressure?

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Is this some new strategy?

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Why don't you put down your copy

of The Rules, huh, man-trap?

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You know what? I gotta go.

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It's okay. I got a plan.

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- We're gonna find love.

- Definitely.

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Yeah, I'm pretty confident about that.

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That's what makes it so easy to be

80 percent happy for Monica and Chandler.

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- Would be nice to have a guarantee.

- What do you mean?

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Some people make deals with a friend.

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Like if neither of them are married

by 40, they marry each other.

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- You mean a backup?

- Exactly.

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Yeah, yeah. I've got that.

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- You do?

- Mm-hm.

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- Who?

- Joey?

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- Joey? Are you serious?

- Yeah.

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Yeah, I locked him in years ago.

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Wait. So if neither of you are

married by 40, you'll marry Joey?

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Yep. We shook on it.

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Yeah. But believe me, that is not

how he wanted to seal the deal.

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Seriously?

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I think his exact words were...

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[PURRS]

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Charming.

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- Ah, he's just a backup.

- Yeah.

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Hey, Monica.

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Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?

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It's for my boat. Cool, huh?

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Yeah, it's great.

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What's the matter? Talk to the captain.

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Just realizing

I'm in a dead-end relationship.

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Chandler's giving you a hard time?

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I don't want to get married tomorrow.

But I want to believe...

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...we're going somewhere,

that I'm not wasting my time.

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- You know Chandler.

- No, I don't know Chandler.

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Not anymore.

It's like something's changed.

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Maybe you changed.

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I didn't change.

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Maybe that's the problem.

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- What?

- Chandler is a complex fellow.

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One who is unlikely to take a wife.

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Does he think I'll just

wait around for nothing?

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Face it. Chandler is against marriage.

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And always will be.

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Well, there's some people

who do want to marry me.

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- There are?

- Yeah. Richard.

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Richard said he wants to marry you?

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- And Chandler says he hates marriage?

- That's right.

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Chandler loves marriage!

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You just told me he hates marriage!

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That he's a complex fellow

who's unlikely to take a wife!

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That he's against marriage

and always will be!

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You got that from what I said?

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[KNOCKING]

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- Rach.

- Hey, you.

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- Hey, come on in.

- Thank you.

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I'm so sorry

to hear about you and Elizabeth.

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Thanks. Yeah, I really thought

we'd be able to make it work.

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I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

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Yeah. Love.

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It's a tricky business, isn't it?

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I guess so.

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So, what do you say we make a pact?

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If you and I are both single by 40,

we get married.

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I mean, we know each other,

we like each other...

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...we've already slept together,

so there'll be no surprises there.

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No, like, "What's that?"

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- Oh, you want me to be your backup.

- Exactly.

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Oh, yeah. I already have one.

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- Who?

- Phoebe.

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Phoebe?

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But she just said Joey is her backup.

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Oh, I don't think so.

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I just spoke with her.

She said that she and Joey made a deal.

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That's impossible.

We have had a deal for years.

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We shook on it.

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Although, believe me,

she wanted to do a lot more than that.

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Where have you been?

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I was making a coconut phone

with the Professor.

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Richard told Monica

he wants to marry her.

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- What?

- I've been looking for you.

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Stop messing with her!

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And I would have if these damn

boat shoes wouldn't keep flying off!

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- Oh, my God!

- I know! They suck!

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He's not supposed to ask her

to marry him! I am!

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- I know!

- What...?

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You know what I'll do?

I'll go over there and kick his ass!

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Will you help me?

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Look, us getting our asses kicked

is not a solution.

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Okay?

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- Look, just go and find Monica.

- You're right.

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I'm gonna get the ring...

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...I'll go find her...

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...and I'll propose!

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Dude! Dude! Dude!

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That coconut phone

might be good for the boat.

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[KNOCKING]

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Hi.

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I don't know why I'm here.

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I didn't ask.

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You want to come in?

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I don't know.

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Oh, okay.

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I'll just leave the door open

and go sit on the couch.

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Chandler is such an idiot!

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Drink?

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- Scotch on the...

- Rocks with a twist?

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I remember.

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- You still smoking cigars?

- Uh...

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No, no. That's art.

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If it bothers you, I can put my art out.

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No, that's okay.

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So, Monica...

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...let me ask you a question.

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Since we broke up, do you ever...

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...think about me?

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Actually, I thought about you

a couple months ago.

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- Really?

- Yeah, but it's because I...

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...had an eye exam,

and I don't like my new eye doctor.

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- Who is it?

- Edward Nevsky.

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Yeah, he's no good.

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Do you ever think about me in...

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...a non-eye-doctor way?

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No.

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Ah.

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Because getting over you was

the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

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I never let myself think about you.

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[MOUTHS]

Wow.

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Phoebe, you picked Joey and Ross?

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You can't have two backups!

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Of course I can.

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It's just good sense

to back up your backup.

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- Look, I've already lost Chandler.

- What?

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Hey, Phoebe!

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We're both backups?

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How could you do this to me?

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What are you complaining about?

You were both aware of the situation.

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- I was not!

- No, we weren't!

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This kind of back talk

isn't gonna fly when we're married.

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You can't have both. Pick one.

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- Pick me!

- No, pick me!

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I don't want to end up an old maid.

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Well, let's see.

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Ross is a good father.

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But...

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...Joey has a boat. This is hard.

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This is crazy. I want to switch to Rachel.

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I want to switch too.

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PHOEBE:

No, wait! Okay, just wait!

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Wait, guys.

Don't make any rash decisions.

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Remember my promise:

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If we get married, three times a week.

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Oh, my God. Phoebe...

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I'm talking about massages.

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[MOUTHS]

No, I'm not.

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I know how to settle this.

Here's what we'll do.

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I'll write "Joey"...

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...on one napkin.

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And I'm going to write "Ross"

on the other napkin...

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...and we'll pick one.

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That person will be our backup.

Here we go.

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JOEY: That sounds fair.

ROSS: All right.

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Good. Switching them up.

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Ooh...

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- Pick one.

- Left.

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- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

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- Ross.

- Joey.

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- We should just switch.

- Absolutely.

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I miss this apartment.

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Now, this is a grownup's apartment.

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- I should be with a grownup, you know?

- Yeah.

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You're saying you need to be

with someone more mature.

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Maybe someone with...

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...a license to practice medicine.

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Or a mustache.

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Let's face it. I'm not a kid anymore.

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I need to be with someone

who wants the same things.

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Coming to my work and telling me

you love me, I want that!

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Talking about pig sex over lunch,

I don't want that!

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I think that's fair.

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Fair? Please.

Don't even talk to me about fair.

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Fair would've been you

wanting to marry me then.

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Or Chandler wanting to marry me now.

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Believe me, nothing about this

is fair. Nothing.

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- Nothing! Nothing!

- It's okay.

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Hey. Shh.

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Nothing.

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I don't know.

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I know.

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Yeah, I... I...

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I have to figure...

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...some stuff, before I can...

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Yeah, I understand.

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Take as much time as you want.

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Ten, 20 minutes, if you need it.

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I'll be here. Not smoking.

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[KNOCKING]

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- Chandler.

- Where is she?

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I'm not scared of you.

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She's not here. And please come in.

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Scotch on the rocks...

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...with a twist, on a coaster.

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Monica? Monica?

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Okay, she was here. But she left.

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Where did she go?

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She said she had to think things over.

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Oh, my God. I can't believe this.

I thought you were a good guy.

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Oh, hey. Look, nothing happened.

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Nothing happened? Nothing?

You didn't tell her you love her?

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Well, all right, one thing happened.

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You know what you did?

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My girlfriend is thinking things over.

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You made my girlfriend think!

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Well, I'm sorry.

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What's to think about? I love her.

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Well, apparently I'm willing

to offer her things that you are not.

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I'm willing to offer her those things.

This was just a plan.

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To throw her off so when I offered

all these things, she'd be surprised.

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If it helps, it worked very well.

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It was working till you showed up,

you big tree.

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This isn't fair.

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You had your chance with her,

and you blew it!

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This is my chance and I won't blow it...

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...because we are meant for each other.

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And this has all just been

one stupid mistake!

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I was gonna propose tonight.

00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,598

You were?

00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,934

Yeah, I even...

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...got a ring.

00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,313

Did you get a ring?

00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,274

No, I don't have a ring.

00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,156

You go get her.

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And can I give you a piece of advice?

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If you do get her...

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...don't let her go.

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Trust me.

00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:32,050

You know, Richard, you are a good guy.

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I know.

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I hate that.

00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,238

- Dude.

- I've gotta find Monica.

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She's gone.

00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:59,243

- What?

- She had a bag and she left.

00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,454

- What?

- She was crying.

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She said you want different things

and she needs to think.

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Why didn't you tell her it was a plan?

00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:11,047

I did! I told her everything.

She wouldn't believe me.

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Well, where...?

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Where did she go?

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To her parents'.

She said you shouldn't call.

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But if I were you, I would.

00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,599

Can't believe I ruined this.

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I am so sorry, man.

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You wanted it to be a surprise.

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Oh, my God.

00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,343

Chandler...

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...in all my life...

00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,016

...I never thought I would be so lucky...

00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:11,315

...as to fall in love with my best...

00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,235

My best...

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- There's a reason why girls don't do this!

- Okay, okay, okay.

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I'll do it. I thought...

00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,832

Wait, I can do this.

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[SNIFFLES]

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I thought that it mattered...

00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:38,634

...what I said or where I said it.

00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,345

Then I realized...

00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,891

...the only thing that matters is that you...

00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,857

You make me happier

than I ever thought I could be.

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[CRIES]

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And if you let me...

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...I will spend the rest of my life

trying to make you feel the same way.

00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,461

Monica...

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...will you marry me?

00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,551

Yes.

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I knew you were likely to take a wife!

00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,281

JOEY: Can we come in yet?

We're dying out here!

00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,076

Come in! Come in!

00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,913

We're engaged!

00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,419

RACHEL:

Oh!

00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,714

This is the least jealous I've ever been!

00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,385

Oh, no, wait! This is wrong!

Ross isn't here!

00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:03,844

JOEY: Oh.

MONICA: Oh.

00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,390

He's done it three times.

He knows what it's about!

00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,433

GROUP:

Yeah.

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[ERIC CLAPTON'S "WONDERFUL TONIGHT"

PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

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Oh, my darling

00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:42,300

You were wonderful tonight

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