Эпизод с вечеринкой Моники

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I found a note on my door,

"Come to Monica's.

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Bring champagne

and a Three Musketeers bar"?

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Yeah, I'll take that.

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What's up?

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- Monica and I are engaged.

- Oh, my God.

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Congratulations. Where is she?

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I'm engaged! I'm engaged!

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She's been there for 20 minutes.

You didn't hear?

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I thought it was a kid yelling, "I'm gay!"

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- Can I bring her in?

- Let her stay. It's sweet.

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I'm getting married! I'm gonna be a bride!

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MAN:

Shut up.

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No, I will not shut up, because I'm engaged!

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[MAN YELLS INDISTINCTLY]

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Oh, big talk! Why don't you

come here and say that to me?

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My fiancé will kick your ass.

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Come on, apartment 20, apartment 20.

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You get her in, you bolt the door,

I'll be in the closet.

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Okay, wait, wait, wait. Okay, shh.

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Okay. Um.

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I just want to say that I love

you guys so, so much...

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...and thank you for being here

on my special night.

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[CHANDLER CLEARS THROAT]

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Our special night.

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It just wouldn't be my night... Our night...

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...if you weren't here to celebrate

with me... Us. Damn it!

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It's okay, I want this to be your night too.

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To Monica.

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Come on, wait, stop it.

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- Okay, to Monica.

GROUP: To Monica.

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Have you decided on a band for the

wedding, because I'm kind of musical.

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She got engaged a few hours ago,

I doubt she's had time to think...

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Speaking of chiming in,

remember burning my apartment?

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Yeah, you're on your own.

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We should get dressed up

and go have champagne at the Plaza.

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- Oh, okay!

GROUP: Yeah.

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I can't stay too long.

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I gotta get up early for an audition.

I gotta look good.

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I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old.

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What?

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So when you said get up early,

did you mean 1986?

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You guys don't think I look 19?

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Oh, 19! We thought you said 90.

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GROUP:

Oh.

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- Okay, everybody, let's go.

- Okay.

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Is my candy bar around here?

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No, you ate it all.

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I was afraid of that.

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You know what shoes would look great

with this ring?

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Diamond shoes.

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You're not getting dressed.

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Know what I mean?

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Yeah, but I don't think we have time.

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There's gonna be a wedding.

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You're gonna be the bride.

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Two hundred people are gonna be

looking at you in a clean, white dress.

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Let's do it.

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Chandler, it happens to lots of guys.

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You're tired, you had a lot of champagne.

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Don't worry about it.

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I'm not worried. I'm fascinated.

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You know? It's like biology.

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Which is funny, because in high school

I failed biology...

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...and tonight biology failed me.

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Check it out. I could play this

while the guests are coming in, okay.

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[SINGING] First time I met Chandler

I thought he was gay

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But here I am singing

On his wedding day

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Phoebe, no.

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If you'd let me finish, it goes on

to say that he's probably not gay.

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You guys don't have this problem,

you're made of wood.

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- Hey, you look great.

- Hey.

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Oh, thanks.

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You okay over there?

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I don't know. You know? I feel a little...

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You know what? Never mind. I'll be fine.

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Don't worry about it. You're probably tired,

you had a lot of champagne.

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It happens to everybody.

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- Hey. Wow.

- Hi.

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- Happy Monica's Night.

- Well, thank you. You too.

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Can you believe

they are actually getting married?

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Well, sure, but I get married all the time.

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[SIGHS]

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- You okay?

- Yeah, I guess.

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Do you think we'll ever have that?

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You mean "we," you and me?

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Oh, no, no, no.

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"We," you with someone, me with someone.

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Good, you scared me a minute.

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I know. Shake it off.

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It's just because you and I,

we were like a nightmare.

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[IMITATES SCREAMING]

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- No, but there were some good times.

- Absolutely. Like there was...

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- Surely you can think of something.

- Just give me a minute.

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Oh, well, yes.

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- I can think of one good thing.

- What?

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You were always good at the...

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...at the, uh, the stuff.

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Yeah, I...

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I was good at the stuff?

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Mm-hm. Yup.

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I really liked your hands.

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- My hands?

- Yeah.

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- Yeah?

- Uh-huh.

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Way to go, guys.

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You were really good at the stuff too.

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Oh, I know.

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Hey, you know what we never did?

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Oh, no, not that.

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We never had bonus night.

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- A what?

- You know, bonus night.

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Two people break up,

but they get back together for one night.

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One night, just sex?

No strings attached?

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Yeah, yeah, we never had that.

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- No.

- No.

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Okay, this is getting a little crazy.

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Um, I mean...

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...I'm sure it would be amazing...

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...but I really don't think

it would be a good idea.

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I really...

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...really...

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...don't.

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What's up?

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What's up, dude?

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Take whatever you want,

just don't hurt me.

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You playing a little PlayStation, huh?

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That's wack.

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PlayStation is wack.

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What's up with the wack PlayStation,

what's up?

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Huh?

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Come on, am I 19 or what?

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Yes, on a scale of one to 10,

10 being the dumbest a person can look...

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...you are definitely 19.

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Come on, really. How old?

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Young. You're a man-child, okay?

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Now get changed, everybody's ready.

And please, please, keep my underwear.

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- Oh, thanks.

- Okay.

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- Joe.

- Yeah.

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Uh.

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You've had a lot of sex, right?

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When, today?

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Some, not a lot.

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The reason I'm asking

is because I had kind of a, uh...

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I was unable to...

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I really wanted to, but I couldn't...

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There, ha, hm.

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There was an incident.

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Don't worry about that, man. That happens.

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- It's happened to you?

- Yeah, once.

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- Well, what'd you do?

- I did it anyway.

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Phoebe, come on, let's go.

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Come on.

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Why aren't you dressed yet?

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I wrote the best song for your wedding.

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- Check this out.

- Phoeb.

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If you get ready now, you can play.

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- Really?!

- Yes.

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That's so exciting! Thanks, Mon.

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But if you touch my guitar again,

I'll have to pound on you a little bit.

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Fair enough. Get ready. I'll get everybody.

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Finally we can start celebrating my...

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[MONICA GASPS]

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I'm sorry, apparently I opened

the door to the past.

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Okay, Monica, Mon.

Okay, what you just saw...

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Can I ask you just a little question?

Why tonight?

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- What?

- I waited my whole life to be engaged.

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And unlike some,

I only plan on doing this once.

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Maybe it's selfish, I'm sorry, but I hoped

tonight could just be about that.

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- Oh, honey, but it is.

- No, it's not.

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Now it's about you getting back together.

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See, you kind of stole my thunder.

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We did not steal your thunder.

We are not getting back together.

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- Yeah, no, and nobody even saw.

- Yeah.

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That's true.

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- We just kissed.

ROSS: It was just a kiss.

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You guys kissed?

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What does this mean?

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Are you back together?

Can I sing at your wedding?

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Thunder being stolen.

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- Phoebe, it's nothing.

- Let's not make a big deal of this.

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ROSS: It was a one-time thing.

It doesn't even matter.

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Oh, my God.

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I cannot believe you guys

are talking about this.

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Problems in the bedroom

are between a man and woman.

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All right? Now, Chandler

is doing the best he can.

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I don't think that's

what they were talking about.

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What a great night.

Chandler can't do it, they kissed.

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- What?

- You guys kissed? This is huge.

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No, it's not huge.

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People thinking it's huge

has led Monica to believe...

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...we're stealing her thunder,

which we aren't.

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We're still talking about it.

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That, and Chandler's problem.

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Monica, listen, listen.

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Would you feel better if we stopped

talking about Ross and Rachel?

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- That would be lovely.

- You got it.

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Now, I can pass for 19, right?

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Yes, you can pass for 19.

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- Really?

- Yes.

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- Seriously?

- Seriously?

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Seriously, no. Okay? You can play

your own age, which is 31.

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[GASPS]

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I'm 30!

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Joey, you are not. You're 31.

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Oh, crap!

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So, the Plaza. We'll get some mai tais?

Maybe no more for you though.

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You know, I think I don't feel like

going to the Plaza.

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GROUP: Why?

RACHEL: This is ridiculous.

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I don't want to talk about it.

I don't. Especially with you.

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Pssh. That is wack.

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[PHOEBE PLAYS GUITAR]

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Yeah?

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I'll play it at the wedding.

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Yeah, well, we'll see if they

actually let you play, huh?

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They tell you anything you want to hear...

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...like, "You look 19."

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Then they just take it away,

like, "No, you don't."

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Monica won't take this away.

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- Wouldn't she?

- Would she?

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Would she?

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[SNIFFING]

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[GASPS]

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You ate my candy bar!

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ROSS:

Guess who.

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Hey.

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Hey, I just realized we kind of left

some stuff up in the air.

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What did Monica mean:

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"I don't want to talk,"

especially with me?

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Why not especially you and me?

We were both kissing.

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Still thinking about it?

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I'm serious. What did she mean by that?

"Especially you."

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- Oh, who cares?

- I care.

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And so do I.

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I have to talk to her.

Will you let me get changed?

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Okay, sure.

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Am I going to let you watch me?

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No.

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I can't believe her. It's just so typical.

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I know you're upset, but don't forget

there is going to be a wedding.

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You are going to throw the bouquet,

and then a honeymoon.

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- Maybe in Paris.

- Paris?

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We will take a moonlit walk

on the Rue de la blah-blah-blah.

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Keep talking.

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We will sprinkle rose petals

on the bed and make love...

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...not just because it's romantic,

but because I can.

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I love you.

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CHANDLER:

Mmm.

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Bonjour, monsieur.

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Don't say anything,

you might scare it away.

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[KNOCKING]

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It's Paris. Who knows we're here?

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Hi, Pheebs. What's up?

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You said I could sing at your wedding,

so I need a small deposit.

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- What?

- Good-faith money to hold the date.

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We're not giving you a deposit

for our wedding.

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Oh, I see.

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They break your heart, don't they?

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You know, I don't really need

their permission.

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You want to sing at their wedding,

sing at their wedding.

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Yeah, and if you want to look 19, then you...

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You got to do something about your eyes.

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What's wrong with my eyes?

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They give you away.

There's too much wisdom in there.

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Put some tea bags on them for 15 minutes.

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- That'll get rid of my wisdom?

- Maybe 10 minutes for you.

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[KNOCKING]

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Give her the deposit,

give her the ring. I don't care.

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- Yes?

- What did you mean when you said...

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...you didn't want to talk to anyone,

especially me?

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What a great apology.

And you accept it. Bye-bye.

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No, seriously, what was

the "especially me" part about?

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Let's just say it's not the first time

you've stolen my thunder.

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Wha?

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Hey, here's a thought...

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Monica, what are you talking about?

00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:21,414

My sweet 16. You went to third base

with my cousin Charlie.

00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:23,875

Ah, third base.

00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:27,128

It was all everybody could talk about.

00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:31,340

The only reason I did that

was because your party was so boring.

00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,675

[GASPS]

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- We had a caricaturist.

- Oh.

00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:40,600

[SINGING] Whenever I get married

Guess who won't be asked to sing

00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:45,271

Somebody named Geller

And somebody else named Bing

00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,653

Monica, your sweet 16

was like a million years ago.

00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,614

Yet here you are doing it again.

00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,158

Oh, I don't want to steal your stupid thunder.

00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,244

Why else would you have

made out with Ross?

00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,538

Got me.

00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:07,585

Easy, mimey, the moment has passed.

It ain't gonna happen.

00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,422

It'd be nice if I could have this night.

00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,841

I never wanted any part of your night.

00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,635

No one was supposed to see us.

00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:19,555

Is that why you did it in the secret hallway,

where nobody ever goes?

00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,975

Uh, Rachel, I've been thinking.

00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:27,522

I don't think us getting together

tonight is such a good idea.

00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,899

I'm calling it off.

00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:34,153

Way to save your dignity, my man.

00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:39,659

Mon, why, why would I ever want

to take away from your night?

00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,453

I don't know, maybe you feel

a little resentful.

00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:45,414

Maybe you thought you'd get married first.

00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:46,874

Maybe you can't stand...

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...that your formerly fat friend

is getting married first.

00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:54,757

Oh, wow, that... You know what?

That is so unfair.

00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,593

Now I want to steal your thunder.

00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,263

Come on, Ross. Let's go have sex!

00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:13,067

I can't believe you're gonna have sex

on my engagement night.

00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,986

Well, somebody should.

00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,074

Look, if we're gonna do this...

00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,869

We're not. She's just gonna think we are.

00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,288

I see, so everybody wins.

00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:27,915

[KNOCKING]

00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,792

- Who is it?

MONICA: It's Monica, open up.

00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,629

Okay, Ross, stop it. Please, wait a minute.

00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,757

Ow!

00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,135

Yeah, you like that, baby?

00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,056

May we help you?

00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:49,187

I wanted to say I hope you have sex,

and I hope you get back together.

00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,481

I warn you, the night

you announce your engagement...

00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,443

...I'm going to announce

that I'm pregnant.

00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:58,696

How is that ever going to happen?

00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,741

Do you want to know why

I was with Ross tonight?

00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,284

- I know why.

- You don't.

00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:06,662

- Okay, why?

- Because I was sad.

00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,331

What do you mean?

00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,667

Look, I am so...

00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:15,213

...so happy for you guys.

00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:19,217

But you getting married reminds me

of the fact that I'm not.

00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,927

I'm not even close.

00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:24,263

Maybe I just wanted

to make myself feel better.

00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:27,558

I know that that's dumb,

but you were so depressed...

00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:30,269

...when Ross got married,

you slept with Chandler.

00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,233

I don't care, she slept with me.

00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:40,696

Anyway, sweetie,

I am so sorry I ruined your night.

00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:45,576

I'm sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross.

00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:52,917

I'm gonna take off.

00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,463

- Congratulations, man.

- Thanks.

00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,715

- And Rachel.

- Yeah.

00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,008

ROSS:

What can I say?

00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,010

You missed your chance.

00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:08,391

From now on, the only person who's

going to enjoy these bad boys is me.

00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,861

[SINGING]

We thought Phoebe would leave

00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,906

But she just stayed and stayed

00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:26,409

That's right, I'm here all night

00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,202

And Chandler will never get...

00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,997

Hey, here's a dollar.

00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:34,041

Consider it a deposit.

Please sing at our wedding.

00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:36,377

- Oh, thank you.

- Okay.

00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:40,381

[SINGING]

Now who will perform the ceremony?

00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,133

Who will perform the cer...?

00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,634

Oh, oh.

00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:48,597

I'll pound on him in the morning.

00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,812

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