Эпизод с книгой Рэйчел

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Me too. Eggs and milk in the fridge.

Thanks.

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Ow.

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- Oh, what's the matter, honey?

- My hand feels weird.

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I guess it's because I'm engaged.

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[ALL CHUCKLE]

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- When will that start getting annoying?

- Start?

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So let's actually get started

on the wedding plans.

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- Okay.

- Already?

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Yeah, we got a lot to do.

We gotta think about the flowers...

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...the caterers, the music...

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- Oh, I got some thoughts on the music...

- Chandler, too many cooks...

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Take it from me. All you have to do

is show up and try to say the right name.

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Okay.

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- What in God's name is that?

- Oh, my God, the wedding book?

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I haven't seen that since the 4th grade.

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This baby has everything.

Take, you know, locations for instance:

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First organized alphabetically,

then geographically...

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...then by square footage.

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That is so smart. Ha.

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Break it off. Ahem. Break it off, now.

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And that should conclusively prove...

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...that I had the idea

for Jurassic Park first.

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- Now, let's take a look...

- Hey, Ross.

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Phoebe, oh, my God,

what are you doing here?

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I need to talk to you. It's pretty urgent.

It's about Monica and Chandler.

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Oh, my God. Um, of course.

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Uh, would you please excuse me

for a moment?

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Um, heh, do you know each other's

hometowns? Why don't you?

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What's going on?

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Well, um, not much. I was just thinking

that since those guys just got engaged...

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...that maybe it'd be nice

if they had some privacy.

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So could I just move in with you

for a couple days?

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Um...

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Okay, yeah, sure. But what's wrong

with Monica and Chandler?

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Nothing. Why?

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Phoebe, you said it was urgent.

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Oh, yeah, it is. I'm going to the movies

and it starts in like five minutes.

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Do you realize I have a classroom

full of students?

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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so rude.

Does anyone want to come to the movies?

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I haven't cleared the

budget with my parents yet...

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...but tell me how this is for music.

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All right, um, a string quartet for the

processional, a jazz trio for cocktails...

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...the Bay City Rollers

for dancing...

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Wait, that was

for my 6th grade wedding.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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Well, you couldn't get them anyway.

Ian doesn't play anymore, and Derek...

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Well, Derek is a name I shouldn't know.

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Hey, Mon, do you have another pillow,

you know, something a little snugglier?

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Why are you napping over here

instead of over at your place?

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- The duck.

- What, the duck?

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What the hell

did the damn duck do now?

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Uh, well, he did not get sick

somewhere in there...

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...and it was immediately found

and properly cleaned up.

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Now, do I get to look at this book...

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...or is it just for people who are actually

involved in the wedding?

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Of course you can look at it.

Yeah, I want your opinion too.

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- Okay.

- Here you go.

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- What do you think about centerpieces?

- Centerpieces.

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- Roses or lilies?

- Definitely roses.

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Well, I just think they're a bit more

wedding-y, you know.

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- But lilies are the clear choice.

- Oh, my God, it's like one mind.

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Uh-huh.

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Guys, guys, you gotta let me nap.

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I'm gonna get cranky.

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Joey, there is a perfectly good couch

across the hall.

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Yes, it is perfectly good...

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...and it is not one of the places

the duck got sick.

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What?

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- All right, I'm gonna go.

- Joey, what did the duck do?

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I don't know,

but he did not eat your face cream.

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Hey, little buddy.

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[DUCK SNORTING]

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How you feeling? Aah.

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What the hell is in that face cream?

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That's so soft.

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Pillowcases.

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Oh, ah.

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JOEY: "Zelda looked at the chimney

sweep. Her father, the vicar..."

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Vicar?

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"...wouldn't be home for hours.

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Her loins were burning.

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She threw caution to the wind

and reached out and grabbed his..."

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Whoa.

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This is a dirty book.

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[AMBIENT MUSIC

PLAYING ON STEREO]

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Uh, Phoebe?

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Oh, Ross, hi.

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- Phoebe, what are you doing?

- I'm sorry, I'm with a client right now.

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- Phoebe.

- Okay, let's talk outside.

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Phoebe, you can't massage people

in my apartment.

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What's the big deal?

I did it at Monica and Chandler's.

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And they knew about it?

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Okay, look, Ross,

what is this really about?

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Look, this is my home, and I want to

be able to come and go whenever I want.

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Okay. I will find someplace else

to do the rest of my appointments.

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I just don't know what the big deal is.

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The big deal is I don't want naked,

greasy strangers in my apartment...

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...when I want to kick back with a puzzle...

Beer, cold beer.

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Hey, Joey. What are you doing?

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Sweeping. Why? Does it turn you on?

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No.

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Hmm.

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What if I was, uh, sweeping a chimney?

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Joey, did you eat my face cream?

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Where are you going?

The vicar won't be home for hours.

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Joey...

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...where did you learn that word?

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Where do you think...

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...Zelda?

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[GASPS]

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- You found my book?

- Yeah, I did.

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Joey, what are you doing

going into my bedroom?

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Okay, I'm sorry.

I went in there to take a nap.

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And I know I shouldn't have,

but you got porn.

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RACHEL:

Ugh.

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You know what? I don't care.

I'm not ashamed of my book.

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There's nothing wrong with a woman

enjoying a little erotica.

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It's just a healthy expression

of female sexuality...

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...which, by the way, is something

that you will never understand.

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You got porn.

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[SHRIEKS]

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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- Hello.

- Hi, is, uh, Phoebe here?

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- Uh, no, no, she's out for the night.

- Oh, great.

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Heh. Can I help you with something?

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I don't know. Are you a masseur?

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Yes, I am.

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Great. Dad?

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Thank you so much.

I'll be back to pick him up in an hour.

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So, Chandler, your parents

must've been thrilled...

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...when you told them

you were engaged.

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Oh, yeah.

I should probably call them.

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I remember when we first got engaged.

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- I don't think I've heard that story.

- Dad, you don't...

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Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant.

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I still don't know how.

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You don't know how? Your dog

thought my diaphragm was a chew toy.

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What a sweet story.

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At least you're not hearing it

at your 5th grade Halloween party.

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What? They wanted a scary story.

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Anyway, we're really excited

about our wedding plans.

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Pretty soon we'll be making a big

withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund.

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[CHANDLER & MONICA CHUCKLE]

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- What?

- You tell her, Jack. I can't do it.

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What happened?

You still have the wedding fund, don't you?

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We have it.

Only now we call it "the beach house."

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I can't believe you spent my wedding fund

on the beach house.

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We're sorry. We assumed...

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...if you got married after you turned 30

you'd pay for it yourself.

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You bought the beach house

when I was 23.

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Which means you had seven years

of beach fun...

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...and you can't put a price on that,

sweetie.

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We really do feel bad about this though.

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We started saving again

when you dated Richard.

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But then that went to hell,

so we redid the kitchen.

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What about when I started

dating Chandler?

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It was Chandler.

We didn't think he'd ever propose.

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Clearly I did not start drinking enough

at the start of the meal. Heh.

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I can't believe there is no money

for my wedding.

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We might still have some

if your father hadn't thought...

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...to sell ice over the Internet.

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- It seemed like such a simple idea.

- Stupid, Jack. The word is stupid.

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All right, enough.

I don't want to hear about it anymore.

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Good luck, Chandler.

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[AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]

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Okay, now I'm going to...

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...touch you.

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Oh, that's soft.

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I can't believe this. Do you think

your parents could help pay for it?

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I don't know.

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My mother spent most of her money

on her fourth wedding.

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She's saving the rest for her divorce.

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And any extra cash my father has,

he saves for his yearly trips to...

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...Dollywood.

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What happened at dinner?

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My parents spent the money

for our wedding.

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[GASPS]

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My God, what did you order?

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Wait, there's no money?

Well, this is terrible.

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You guys are gonna have to get married

in, like, a rec center.

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- Honey, it's gonna be okay.

- No, it's not gonna be okay. It sucks.

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- No swing band, no lilies.

- No, you know what? It's gonna be okay.

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I mean, you don't need to have this...

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...rustic Italian feast, you know?

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And you don't need this custom-made

empire-waisted, duchess satin gown.

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You can wear off-the-rack.

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Look, it really is gonna be okay.

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The important thing is that we love

each other and we're gonna get married.

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Do you even understand

what "off-the-rack" means?

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Why don't you just pay for it yourself?

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How? I don't have any money.

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- Well, I have some.

- How much?

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Well, close to...

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- Whoa! Are you kidding me?

- What? How much?

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- It's enough for wedding scenario A.

- Really?

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How great are you, you little saver? Heh.

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The amount you have is exactly

the budget of my dream wedding.

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Oh, you guys

are so made for each other.

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Well, you're not suggesting we spend

all of the money on the wedding?

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MONICA & RACHEL [IN UNISON]:

Uh, yeah.

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Look, Mon, I've been saving this money

for six years...

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...and I kind of have some of it earmarked

for the future, not just for a party.

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Wow. Hello, Mr. Chandler.

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Sweetie, this is the most special day

of our lives.

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I realize that, honey, but I'm not gonna

spend all the money on one party.

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Honey, um, I love you. Heh.

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But, um, if you call our wedding a party

one more time...

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...you may not get invited.

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We can always earn more money, okay?

But we're only gonna get married once.

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Look, I understand, but I have to put

my foot down, okay? The answer is no.

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You're gonna have

to put your foot down?

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Yes, I am.

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Wow. Money and a firm hand.

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Finally a Chandler

I can get onboard with.

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- Hey, Rach.

- Joey.

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Hey, Rach, do you smell smoke?

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Uh-huh. I get it. Smoke, chimney,

chimney sweep. Very funny. Ha, ha.

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No, no, no, I'm serious.

You don't smell it?

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Something's on fire.

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No, I don't smell anything.

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Oh, you know what?

It's probably just your burning loins.

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- Hey, what are you guys talking about?

- Nothing.

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Mm, damn, this coffee's cold.

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Hey, Rach, do you mind

if I heat this up on your loins?

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You know, I cannot believe

you told him. Joey...

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So I guess you bought that book

after we broke up, huh?

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Uh-huh, I did, because I wore out

my first copy when I was with you.

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Oh, yeah? Yeah?

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Well, uh, when we were going out,

I read tons of porno magazines.

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'Sup?

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Ross, how could you do that

to an old man?

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Excuse me, ladies.

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I'm sorry?

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My massage client, Arthur.

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His daughter called and said

some guy that worked for me...

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...gave him a really weird massage

this afternoon.

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I gave him an extremely

professional massage.

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He said you poked

at him with wooden spoons.

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Okay, so it wasn't

a traditional massage.

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But I did give him acupressure

with a pair of chopsticks...

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...and I gently exfoliated him

with a mop.

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Well, he's never coming back, okay?

You just cost me $80 a week.

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You know what? This is your fault.

You didn't move his appointment.

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Oh, it's my fault?

You didn't have to massage him.

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You could've sent him away.

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You could've not rolled Tonka trucks

up and down his back.

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He said he liked that.

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You're right, you're right.

I'm sorry.

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Dude, what are you massaging

an old man for?

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- His daughter was hot.

- Gotcha.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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Listen, um...

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...I've been thinking.

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And it's not fair for me to ask you

to spend all your money on our wedding.

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I mean, you work really hard for that.

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- Well.

- Well, you work for that.

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Look, I thought about it too.

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And I'm sorry. I think we should spend

all of the money on the wedding.

00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:29,190

- You do?

- Yeah, I'm putting my foot down.

00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,986

Yeah, look, when I proposed, I told you...

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...that I would do anything

to make you happy.

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And if having the perfect wedding

makes you happy...

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...then that's what we're gonna do.

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You are so sweet.

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Oh, but wait.

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What about our...?

What about the future and stuff?

00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,716

Ah, forget about the future and stuff.

00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,343

So we only have two kids.

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You know, we'll pick our favorite

and that one will get to go to college.

00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:05,059

- Have you thought about that?

- Yeah.

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How many kids were we gonna have?

00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,857

Uh, four. A boy, twin girls

and another boy.

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What else did you think about?

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Well, heh, stuff like where we'd live,

you know.

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Like a small place outside the city...

00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:23,995

...where our kids could learn

to ride their bikes and stuff.

00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,081

We could have a cat that had a bell

on its collar...

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...and we could hear it every time

it ran through the little kitty door.

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Of course we'd have an apartment

over the garage where Joey could grow old.

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You know what?

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I don't want a big, fancy wedding.

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- Sure you do.

- No.

00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:55,610

I want everything that you've just said.

I want a marriage.

00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,113

- You sure?

- Mm-hm.

00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:04,118

- I love you so much.

- I love you.

00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:13,127

Hey, listen, when you were talking

about our future, you said cat.

00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,838

But you meant dog, right? Ha, ha.

00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,635

- Ha, yeah, totally.

- Oh, good.

00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,065

Hello, Zelda.

00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:39,278

- Who are you supposed to be?

- The vicar.

00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:44,116

- Do you even know what a vicar is?

- Like a goalie, right?

00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:45,743

Yeah.

00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,870

Look, Joey, it's enough, all right?

00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:51,123

You keep making these stupid jokes

and these sleazy innuendoes...

00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,209

...and it's just not funny anymore.

00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,712

All right, I'm sorry. Rach, I'm sorry.

Okay? I'm sorry.

00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:01,217

Maybe I could make it up to you

by taking you roughly in the barn.

00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,885

Ugh.

00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:07,265

All right, you know what? That's it.

You want to do it? Let's do it.

00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,392

Huh?

00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,186

That's right.

I want to do it with you.

00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:18,651

Been trying to fight it,

but you just said all the right things.

00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,278

Uh, I did?

00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:23,698

Yeah, oh, I've been waiting so long

to get on that body.

00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:27,159

- This body?

- Yeah, that's right.

00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,453

Come on, Joey, sex me up.

00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:33,332

Hey, you're starting to sound like

the butcher's wife there in chapter seven.

00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,837

Oh, come on, now. Don't keep me waiting.

Get those clothes off.

00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:42,300

But I would keep that helmet on,

because you're in for a rough ride.

00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,303

I don't want to. I'm scared.

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