Эпизод, в котором выясняется, что Чендлер не любит собак»

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What, are we keeping Thanksgiving

a secret this year?

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No, we're playing this game

I learned at work.

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You have to name all the states

in six minutes.

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What? That's, like, insanely easy.

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No, it's harder than it sounds.

You always forget at least one.

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Or in some cases, 14.

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It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing

against other people...

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...so technically, I didn't lose.

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You forgot 14 states?

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Nobody cares about the Dakotas.

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[WATCH BEEPS]

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Oh, okay, time's up.

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All right, I got 48.

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Oh, that's not bad. Pheebs?

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Oh, I got tired of naming states,

so I decided to list the types of celery.

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And I have one, regular celery.

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Okay, so Rachel's got 48

and Phoebe has the lead in...

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...vegetables. Joey?

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Say hello to the new champ

of Chandler's dumb states game.

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- Wow, how many you got?

- Fifty-six.

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Hey, how is New England not a state?

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Huh? They have a sports team.

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Does South Oregon have a sports team?

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There you go.

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How come we have

one extra place setting?

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- Because you invited your assistant.

- Oh, right, sorry. Tag's not coming.

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His girlfriend came into town,

so he's spending Thanksgiving with her.

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Oh, why didn't you tell me?

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I made him his own individual

sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.

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Oh, well, I was going to,

but then I figured, you know...

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...your food is so delicious

and perfect...

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...you can never have too many

of those pumpkin things.

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You'd think I wouldn't enjoy that

because it is so fake, ha, ha, but I still do.

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Regular celery.

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Oh, I already have that.

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Done, with time to spare.

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- Ooh, this may be a new world's record.

- You know, I hate to lecture you guys...

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...but it's kind of disgraceful that

a group of well-educated adults...

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...and Joey, can't name all the states.

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You ever see a map or one of those

round colorful things called a globe?

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Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states.

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- What? That's impossible.

JOEY: Forty-six.

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Well, who's well-educated now,

Mr. I-Forgot-Ten-States?

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I'm out of oven space.

I'm gonna go turn on Joey's.

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Please, watch him.

Do not let Joey eat any of the food.

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I am only one man.

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[WATCH BEEPS]

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- Okay, time is up.

- Give me another minute.

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Ross, if you don't know them by now,

you will never know them, okay?

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That is the beauty of this game.

It makes you want to kill yourself.

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This is crazy. I can do this.

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All right, uh, I bet I can get

all 50, uh, before dinner.

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Okay, but if you can't, no dinner.

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You're on.

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All right, don't look at my list, because

there's a lot on there that you don't have.

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Hey, did you guys know

your oven doesn't work?

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But the drawer full of takeout menus

is okay, right?

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- Ross, I'm gonna use yours, okay?

- Shh.

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Chandler, give me a hand.

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Sure. Joey, do not let Ross look at any

maps or the globe in your apartment.

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Don't worry, Chandler.

It's not a globe of the United States.

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Hey, you guys, I'm gonna go out

and take a walk.

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Phoebe, why is your bag moving?

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- Oh, it's not.

- Seriously, it's moving.

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- What the hell's in there?

- It's just my knitting. That's all.

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Yes, I knit this.

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I'm very good.

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Ross' apartment is nice.

Why don't we hang out here more often?

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I don't know.

Maybe because it smells weird.

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It's like old pumpkins or something.

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- That's my pie.

- Which smells delicious.

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- Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

- What?

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We left Joey alone with the food.

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Yep, yep, I knew it.

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There he is...

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...feeding stuffing to a dog.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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Hi, Geller-Bing residence.

How can I help?

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Phoebe, why is there a dog

in our apartment?

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I'm sorry, who's this?

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Phoebe, there's a dog

sitting on my couch.

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Tell her I'm allergic, and I will sue.

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- No, there's no dog here.

- There is.

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He's black and white and shaggy.

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He's sitting next to Rachel

and licking Rachel's hand.

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Oh, my God. Where are you?

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I'll be right there.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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They're here already?

How are they doing this?

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Hi, Tag.

What are you doing here?

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I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend

Thanksgiving with you was still good.

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Well, sure. Come in.

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Well, what happened

to your girlfriend?

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We, uh, kind of broke up this morning.

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- Oh, I'm sorry.

- Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.

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Ohio, thank you.

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Huh. Where's the dog?

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What dog? There's no dog here.

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Yeah, that dog left.

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Phoebe.

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Phoebe, open up.

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PHOEBE:

There's no dog in here.

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[DOG BARKS]

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Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking.

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PHOEBE:

No, that's just me coughing.

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[PHOEBE COUGHS]

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[DOG BARKS]

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Oh, good. There you are.

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Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.

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What is it doing here?

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I'm watching it for friends

who went out of town.

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Wait.

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Hello, my name is Klunkers.

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May I please stay

with you nice people?

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Oh, I wish he could stay here,

but Chandler's allergic.

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Extremely allergic, okay?

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If I am anywhere near a dog

for more than five minutes...

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...my throat will just close up.

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That's odd, because this dog's

been living here for the past three days.

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[HOARSE]

Really?

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If the dog has been here that long...

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...and you haven't had a reaction,

maybe you're not allergic to this dog.

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Well, it still has to go, right?

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MONICA & PHOEBE:

Why?

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- Okay, it's, um...

- Don't do it.

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- Don't do what?

- I have to.

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Okay? It's time.

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Okay, I hate dogs.

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ROSS & RACHEL: What?

PHOEBE: That's crazy. Why?

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Told you.

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They are needy...

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...they are jumpy, and you can't tell

what they are thinking...

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...and that scares me a little bit.

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You're right. They are scary. Aah!

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She just ate a treat out of my hand!

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Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs?

I mean, not even puppies?

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Is there a puppy here?

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- You don't like puppies?

- Okay, you are new.

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Look, Chandler, I told you.

Never tell anyone about this dog thing.

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It's like Ross not liking ice cream.

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- You don't like ice cream?

- It's too cold.

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Okay, it's just that dogs make me

a little uncomfortable.

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Hurts my teeth.

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I don't wanna say this.

I don't want you guys to hate me...

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...but, uh, I don't think I can be

around that dog anymore, okay?

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So either the dog goes or I go. Huh.

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Oh, my God.

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How can I not get this?

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I'm a college professor.

I got 1450 on my SATs.

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Twelve fifty.

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Damn, I forgot you were here.

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All right.

We're gonna take Klunkers to Ross'.

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We'll be back in a minute.

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Oh, wait, before you go,

can I ask a question?

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Um, when a guy breaks up

with his girlfriend...

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...what is an appropriate amount of time

to wait before you make a move?

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Oh, I'd say about a month.

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- Really? I'd say three to four.

- Half-hour.

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Interesting.

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When it's your assistant,

I would say never.

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All right, Rach, the big question is,

does he like you?

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Right? Because if he doesn't like you,

this is all a moo point.

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Huh. A "moo" point?

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Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion.

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It just doesn't matter.

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It's "moo."

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Have I been living with him for too long,

or did that all just make sense?

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Please don't listen to Joey.

Okay? Would you look at him?

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He's obviously depressed.

He's away from his family.

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He's spending Thanksgiving

with strangers.

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What he needs right now

is for you to be his friend.

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Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. Thank you.

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- Okay, that's what I'm going to do.

- Fine, take their advice.

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No one ever listens to me.

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When the package is this pretty,

no one cares what's inside.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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How you holding up?

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- Not bad.

- Yeah?

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- I'm sorry about your girlfriend.

- Thanks.

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- Were you guys together a long time?

- A year, on and off.

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I thought we'd end up together.

I don't anymore.

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- Now that she broke up with you.

- Yeah.

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- Hmm.

- It's weird.

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I always used to assume that I would meet

someone and fall in love and be happy.

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That all that was just a given.

Well, lately, it's like, what if it's not?

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Do you ever have that feeling?

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No.

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Yeah.

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All the time. Constantly. It's terrifying.

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But, you know, then I figure

it has to work out.

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Why?

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Because it has to.

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- You have all the answers, don't you?

- Yeah, I know, I do. I really do.

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- Hey, thanks for talking to me.

- Come on, what are bosses for?

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Hug it out.

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All right, he likes you back.

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Huh? Told you you should go for it.

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What?

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Street noise drown any of that out?

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No? All right, I'll see you later.

Ha, ha. Okay.

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What did Joey say? I like you back?

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Uh, yeah... You know, well, see, he...

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Joey knows that I'm very insecure

about my back.

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And... And you were hugging me...

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...so obviously you are not

repulsed by it. Yeah. Heh.

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Wait a minute,

that doesn't make any sense.

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No?

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[SIGHS]

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All right, here's the truth. Ahem.

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Joey said what he said because, um...

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...I'm attracted to you.

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- Wow.

- Yeah, I admit it.

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I have a crush on you. And, uh, I know

that's crazy because we work together...

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...and nothing could ever happen.

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And the last thing I wanted to do

was freak you out...

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...or make you feel uncomfortable.

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Which is why it would be really great

if you said something right about now.

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Oh, my God.

Those guys are stealing my car.

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- What?

- Right there. That's my car.

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[GLASS BREAKS]

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- Hey!

- Okay, that's gonna take a minute.

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Do you have anything else

you wanna get off your chest?

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I can't believe this.

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Wait, we still have time to talk,

and they're not even in the car yet.

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Oh, look, there they go. Okay.

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Okay, Phoebe.

We should probably go back now.

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Please, don't leave me. I'll be lonely.

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Stop it. Stop.

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- Okay, let's go. We can be strong.

- Yeah, okay.

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[DOG WHINES]

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Oh, my God, did you hear that?

She said "Monica."

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Oh, I can't leave her.

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If you want, we could sneak the dog

back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.

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That's not gonna work.

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I had that dog there for three days

and Chandler had no idea.

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He's not so smart.

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Hey. I didn't know either.

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Yeah, but you kind of knew that

something was going on, didn't you?

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Yeah, I knew. Heh.

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Where's Chandler?

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- Here I am.

- Wash your hands.

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How did you know?

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Hey, what's she doing back here?

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Relax, Ross.

She's not made of ice cream.

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Hey, look, Phoebe.

I, uh, laid out the states geographically.

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No, no, we don't have time for this.

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We have to keep Chandler

away from my room.

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Yeah, but, look what I...

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See, this is exactly

what we do not have time for.

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- Where's Monica?

- Uh, in Phoebe's room. You can't go in.

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Why not?

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[DOG WHINING]

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Monica's crying.

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She's very upset

about this whole Klunkers thing.

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- Well, I should go in there.

- No, no.

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No, she doesn't want to see you

right now.

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- Why not?

- Because you sent away the dog.

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- That's ridiculous.

- Oh, is it? Is it?

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Look, when Monica and I were kids,

we had a dog named Rover.

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And, um, one day, my dad decides

he doesn't like dogs.

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So Monica and her friend... Phyllis...

00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:55,286

...take away the dog, and that was

the last time we ever saw him.

00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:58,957

Don't you see? This is just like that...

00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:03,002

...only with a few details changed.

00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,591

Okay, I'm in my sweatpants.

00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,134

Bring on the food.

00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,140

- What's the matter?

- Monica's all upset...

00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,685

...because I sent Klunkers away.

00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:21,104

So? Bring the dog back. You're a hero.

00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,066

Yeah, I could be a hero.

I could do that. I could... I could do...

00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,527

What if it...? What if it attacks me?

00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,780

Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.

00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,076

And that doesn't scare you?

00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,956

[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]

00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,833

Ross, you need some help?

00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,334

From you?

00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,794

[CHUCKLES]

00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,629

Yes, please.

00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,008

[JOEY CLEARS THROAT]

00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,554

First of all, Utah?

00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,473

Dude, you can't just make stuff up.

00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,190

I hate America.

00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,944

When I finish this game,

I swear I am moving.

00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:15,158

- Hey. Tag still talking to the police?

- Yeah.

00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,910

Ugh, damn it. Why did I open my mouth?

00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,830

"I have a crush on you.

I'm attracted to you."

00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,207

I know that I freaked him out.

00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,002

If you said it like that,

you probably did, yeah.

00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:29,547

Hey, is Chandler here?

00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,133

Uh, no, no, he went for a walk.

00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,802

Okay, well, you cannot tell him,

but look who's back.

00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,304

[BARKS]

00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,265

- Hi.

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,893

He went over to Ross'

to bring the dog back here.

00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,896

Oh, no, the dog's not going to be there.

00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:47,899

You think?

00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:53,446

Hi, honey.

00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,699

Please, please, please,

don't be mad at me.

00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,868

- What? Why would...?

- Shh. Wait and see.

00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,370

Maybe we will, maybe we won't.

00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:06,084

Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to

bring back Klunkers, you know, for you...

00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:10,838

...and, ahem, I left the door open,

and she must've gotten out.

00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:15,593

And I looked everywhere, all over

the apartment, including the roof.

00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:19,764

Which, FYI, Ross,

one of your neighbors, growing weed.

00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,059

I couldn't find him...

00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:27,230

...and I am so, so, so sorry.

00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:32,026

But I do know where we can all go

ease the pain.

00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,823

We have good news. Look who's back.

00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,574

Hi.

00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,827

Klunkers. Oh, my God.

00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:46,624

- That's right. She came back all by herself.

- It's a Thanksgiving miracle.

00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,878

It is so good to see you.

00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,214

Yeah, she came all the way back

from Ross' building.

00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,175

Oh, the things she must've seen.

00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,553

Then she climbed up the fire escape...

00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,430

...and she tapped on the window

with her teeny little paw...

00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,516

...and we ran to let her in.

00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,270

I went too far, didn't I?

00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,189

When should I have stopped?

00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:20,116

Okay, maybe this is so hard

because there aren't 50 states.

00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,413

Let me tell you something.

I have 49 states.

00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,707

Now, there are no more.

00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:32,003

Now, I think I should be able

to eat something.

00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,213

It's up to you.

00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,716

[SQUEALS]

00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,888

- Oh, hi. How are you doing?

- I'm okay.

00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,099

I gotta go down to the police station

and look at mug shots.

00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:49,437

- Thanks for having me over, you guys.

- Tag, you're going? Uh...

00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,023

We didn't, uh, get a chance to talk.

00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,650

So where did you say you're from again?

00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,320

- Colorado.

- Ah, what good are you?

00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:07,496

Look, um, I think we should talk about

what happened on the terrace.

00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,081

- Okay.

- Uh...

00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,000

I never should've said what I said.

00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,211

You know what?

It just doesn't matter how I feel.

00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:17,465

We work together, so nothing could really

ever happen between us.

00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:22,595

What I would love is just to go to work

on Monday and never talk about this again.

00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,264

Okay? Big day, Monday. Lots to do.

00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,807

[CHUCKLES]

00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,309

So we okay?

00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,686

Um, I'm not.

00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,232

- Oh, God, I knew it. I freaked you out.

- No, you didn't.

00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,609

The only thing that freaked me out

was you saying...

00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,694

...that nothing could happen between us.

00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,031

- Really?

- Yeah.

00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:45,409

So please don't fire me

for doing this.

00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,673

Okay, well, that's one less thing

we have to do on Monday.

00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,638

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,654

Delaware.

00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,116

[SOBS]

00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,867

Delaware.

00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,621

- All right.

- I want my turkey now.

00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,707

You got it.

00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,006

You got Nevada twice.

00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,468

- I know.

- Yeah.

00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,602

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