Эпизод со всеми конфетами

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- You sure?

- Uh-huh.

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Okay, let me just straighten out

your helmet there.

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- Thanks, Daddy.

- No, no. One daddy, two mommies.

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- All right, it's all yours.

- Okay, okay.

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There you go, there you go.

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[ALL CHEERING]

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Wow, Ben's first big kid's bike.

This is so exciting.

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Oh, yeah, I remember mine.

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It was my sixth birthday.

My dad took me to the park...

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...and I got on it and... it bent.

- Yeah.

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- I never had a bike of my own.

- What?

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Well, we didn't have a lot of money.

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But the girl across the street

had the best bike.

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It was pink and it had rainbow-colored

tassels hanging off the handle grips...

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...and a bell,

and this big, white wicker basket...

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...with those

plastic daisies stuck on.

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That sounds like my first bike.

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My dad gave me his old one.

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- Did the girl ever let you ride it?

- No.

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But she gave me the box

that it came in.

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It had a picture of the bike

on the front.

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So I would sit on it and my stepdad

would drag me around the backyard.

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That is so unfair.

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Not really, I got to drag him around too.

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Hey, what are you guys doing?

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Making holiday candy for the neighbors.

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I'm sorry, who?

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I'm gonna hang this basket on the door.

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When the neighbors walk by,

they can all take a piece.

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- But we don't know the neighbors.

- I do.

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There's, uh, let's see,

the guy with the mustache...

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...smokes-a-lot lady,

some kids I've seen...

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...and the red-haired guy

who does not like to be called Rusty.

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See, this is exactly why

I'm making this candy.

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We can learn their names

and get to know our neighbors.

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Wouldn't it be easier if we just moved?

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Good morning.

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- Ah, somebody's in a good mood.

- Well, why shouldn't I be?

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I have great friends.

I have a wonderful job...

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Where you can make out

with your assistant.

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Come on, it's not a big deal.

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We stayed up all night

coming up with a plan...

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...so that us dating will not be a problem.

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Oh, yeah? What's the plan?

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[SIGHS]

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We... We are not...

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...going to let it...

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...be a problem.

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Wow. It took you all night

to come up with that plan?

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Oh, well, you know,

we did other stuff too.

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[CHANDLER & JOEY CHUCKLE]

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Did you two?

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Oh, Monica, you know I don't

sleep with guys on the first date.

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- Matt Wire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wise...

- Anymore.

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Hi, Tag, um, I have a conference call

today, is that correct?

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- Yes, at 4.

- Okay, thank you, that'll be all.

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Wait, wait.

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Did you see that?

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That mail guy had no idea there was

something going on between us.

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- I'd better get back to my desk.

- Okay, hard worker.

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I'll remember to put that

in your evaluation.

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- My what?

- You've been here for two months now...

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...and your boss is required

to hand in a performance evaluation.

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But you know, there is one thing

that I have yet to evaluate.

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- Are you serious?

- No, I've just always wanted to do that.

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Can you help me clean this up?

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The basket is totally empty.

My God, the neighbors ate all the candy.

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Well, either that or, uh...

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Joey.

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Yeah?

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- Did you eat all the neighbor candy?

- Uh, well, yeah, that was the plan.

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But by the time I got to it

there was only a couple pieces left.

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Yeah. They've been coming by all day.

They love it.

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They love my candy?

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- Oh, man, I gotta go make more.

JOEY: Hey, Mon.

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Make some more lasagna too. Something

might have happened to a huge chunk of it.

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Ross, the neighbors ate all my candy.

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Mine stole my newspaper.

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It's like a crime wave.

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Pheebs, you, uh, got a second?

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- Sure.

- Yeah.

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Ever since you, uh,

told me that story about that bike...

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...I couldn't stop thinking about it.

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I mean, everyone should have

a first bike, you know? So...

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[PHOEBE GASPS]

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Oh, my God, Ross.

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- You like it?

- I love it.

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- Yeah?

- Oh. Oh, God...

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- And I love you.

- Ah.

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Not that way.

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- But the bike got you a lot closer.

- Oh.

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Well, uh, take it downstairs.

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You know, give it a test drive.

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Okay. Oh, my God.

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My first bike.

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Thank you for the best present

I've ever gotten.

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You're welcome.

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Oh, and Chandler's about to cry.

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Am not.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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MONICA:

Who is that?

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Don't worry, I'm brave.

I am brave. I... I am brave.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Can you tell me who is there, please?

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GARY:

My name's Gary. I live upstairs.

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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- Do you know what time it is?

- It's candy time.

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My roommate says that they taste

like little drops of heaven.

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Oh, please. Heh.

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Did you hear that?

"Little drops of heaven."

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[CHANDLER CHUCKLES]

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Four a.m.

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So can I get some candy?

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I am sorry, but some of us

have to get up early and go to work.

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He does not know

that I am not "some of us."

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Um, listen, I'm sorry, but I'll put some out

first thing in the morning.

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Well, okay, I'll swing by later.

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- You live in this building?

- Mm-hm.

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Mm. Seems like I would have

remembered you.

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Mm. Night, Gar.

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So did you read your evaluation yet?

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No, it was marked "confidential."

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I just sent it down to human resources.

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Okay, please, you're kidding, right?

I wrote that one as a joke for you.

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A joke they would appreciate?

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I'm thinking no.

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- What did you say?

- Um, I said that you were a good kisser...

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...and, uh, that I liked

your teeny, tiny tushy.

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No, not my tushy.

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Well, it gets worse.

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When asked if you take initiative,

I wrote:

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"Yes, he was able to unhook my bra

with minimal supervision."

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And under problems with performance,

I wrote, "Dear God, I hope not."

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And then, uh...

And then I drew a little smiley face.

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And then a small pornographic sketch.

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Ross, that is so sweet of you

to get Phoebe that bike.

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When I heard the story, I almost cried.

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Almost cried, huh?

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Hear that, Chandler? "Almost" cried.

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Hey, you cry every time

somebody talks about Titanic.

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Those two had only each other.

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Phoebe really likes the bike, huh?

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Oh, yeah. I saw her

walking it down the street the other day.

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She had these flowers in the basket.

It was so cute.

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Yeah, I saw her this morning

walking it by the park.

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Wait a minute, she was walking the bike?

Both times?

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- Hey, Pheebs.

- Oh, hi.

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- Hey, so you enjoying the bike?

- Oh, uh-huh, so much. Heh.

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Pheebs, you, uh... You do know

how to ride a bike, don't you? Heh.

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Of course.

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[ALL CHUCKLE]

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Can we see you ride it?

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Okay.

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See?

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This is why I told you

never get involved with your assistant.

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And there's no such thing as keeping

secrets when it comes to having affairs.

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Did you hear that, Chandler?

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No such thing.

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What happened? I'm just eating candy.

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Maybe it's not as bad as I think.

Maybe they didn't take it the way I meant it.

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Absolutely, you know?

Because "tushy" can mean both ass...

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...and good worker.

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Ugh, I just gotta get the thing back.

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Rach? That sketch you mentioned?

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Might it have looked

a little something like this?

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Oh, my God, Joey.

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- What is the matter with you?

- God.

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I tell you, this little talent came in handy

before I could afford porn.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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Hi, I'm sorry. I know it's after hours,

but I really need candy.

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I'm sorry, I can't help you.

See? Rules are rules.

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Please, I have people coming

from out of town today.

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- I told them all about your candy.

- You're kidding.

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Out-of-towners, huh? Heh.

What did you tell them?

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I told them your candy

was absolutely indescribable.

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Well, some people have been saying it's

"little drops of heaven," but whatever.

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- Please, can't you help me out?

- Hey, Chandler, do we know that lady?

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Maybe. Isn't she the woman who lives

below you and has sex really loud?

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All right, I'll do it just this once.

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- But you can't tell anybody.

- Yes, yes, please, just give it to me.

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BOTH:

Yeah, that's her.

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- Thank you.

- Unbelievable.

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I can't believe that sign didn't work.

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You know what would work?

Stop making candy.

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But they like it.

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You mean they like you.

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Maybe.

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Is that why you became a chef,

so that people would like you?

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Heh. You want to talk about getting

people to like you, huh, funny man?

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Okay, now, just remember

everything I taught you and you'll be fine.

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Okay? Here we go.

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Ready, set...

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Wait, this seat is really uncomfortable.

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Maybe before we start

we should just get another one.

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Perhaps like an airplane seat,

or a beanbag chair.

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Phoebe, you can't get out of this, okay?

You have to learn how to ride a bike.

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Why? Why do I have to learn?

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- Well, in case of an emergency.

- What kind of emergency?

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Well, what if a man comes along

and puts a gun to your head and says:

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"You ride this bike or I'll...

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I'll shoot you."

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Okay. I would ring the bell

to distract him...

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...and then I would knock the gun out

of his hand with a Chinese throwing star.

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Okay, Phoebe, just get on the bike...

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...and, hey, I'll hold you up

and push you. Okay?

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You won't let go?

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- No.

- You swear?

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I swear.

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- Okay.

- Come on.

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- Here we go. All right? All right?

- All right.

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Feel good?

All right, try pedaling.

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That's it, you're doing great.

Yes, take control.

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- Yes, yes, yes.

- Whee! Hey!

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Oh, oh!

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Oh, no.

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You swore.

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- I just thought you were doing so well.

- I am shocked. Shocked.

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It's a legitimate learning technique.

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Wow.

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Hey.

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There's, uh, some people outside

asking about candy.

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They're just gonna have to wait,

aren't they? I only got two hands.

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- Need some help?

- No, you don't know the system.

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I don't need nobody messing

with the system.

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By the way, the week before your wedding,

you may not see a lot of me.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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Oh, hello, liar.

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Look, I'm really sorry I let go of the bike.

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I could've been killed, I hope you know.

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I know, I know.

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But can we please try it again?

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I mean, you were so close, Phoebe.

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Well, I would love to...

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...but the bike got stolen

and the police have no suspects.

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- Phoebe.

- What?

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[BELL RINGS]

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What the hell?

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All right, you know what?

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If you are not going to learn

how to ride this bike, then I'm sorry...

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...I'm just gonna have to take it back.

- What? Why?

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Because. Because it's...

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It'd be like you having this guitar...

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...and never playing it.

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Okay, this guitar wants to be played.

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And this bike wants to be ridden.

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And if you don't ride it...

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...you're killing its spirit.

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The bike...

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...is dying.

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All right. If you care enough

to make up that load of crap, okay.

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Great.

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You're making the bike very happy.

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Okay, Ross.

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Please don't die.

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Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back

before they see it.

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We have to get into Mr. Zelner's office.

He doesn't get in until 10, so no problem.

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But his assistant, Betty, comes in early

to eat her breakfast at her desk.

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- That's kind of sad.

- Yeah, well, Betty's kind of sad.

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Which is why I believe I can lure her away

with these chocolates.

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Now, while I distract her,

you go in the office.

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- Got it.

- Let's roll.

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Hello, Rachel. You, uh, got a minute?

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Yeah, sure, Mr. Zelner.

For you? Anything. Minute.

00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,294

Okay, great.

00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,130

Abort the plan. Abort the plan.

00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:50,591

Uh, actually,

I'd like to speak to both of you.

00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,260

Okay.

00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:57,849

Uh, well, can we get you anything,

Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates?

00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:02,145

Um, no, thanks,

but I'll give these to Betty.

00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,858

So I read your evaluation of Tag.

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Or, uh, to use his full name,

Tag "Sweet Cheeks" Jones?

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Is something going on with you two?

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[LAUGHS]

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Oh, my God,

can you imagine if there was?

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I mean, what would happen exactly?

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Well, I'd be forced to file a report.

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I'd have to consult

with the legal department.

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And your future at the company

would be in jeopardy.

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- Well...

- Uh, Mr. Zelner...

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...I'm the one

who filled in that evaluation.

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- Oh, no...

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I thought it would be funny.

00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,983

You wrote that you have a cute tushy?

00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:51,569

Yes.

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I have a weird sense of humor.

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And I'm kind of strangely

proud of my butt.

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It's kind of a risky joke, Tag.

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And what is this drawing?

I can't figure out what this is.

00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,543

You're looking at it upside down...

You know what? It doesn't matter.

00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:11,464

Hey, it's not like I don't have

a sense of humor, huh?

00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:15,259

Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick

every now and then.

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But there's a time and a place, huh?

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Unless you, uh,

have a limerick right now.

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No? Okay.

Well, uh, you've got my fax number.

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I can't believe you did that.

That was really sweet.

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- Ah, don't worry about it.

- No, you could've lost your job.

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Are you kidding me?

With a cute butt like this, I'd find work.

00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,921

Thank you, you're great.

00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,925

- You know what?

- What?

00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,010

I feel great.

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In fact...

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What?

00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:10,857

It's just... It took me so long

to get that desk organized.

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I'm sorry.

00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,070

There it is.

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[CHATTERING]

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What is going on?

00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,753

We're waiting for the candy.

Bring out the candy.

00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,339

Yeah, lady, give us candy.

00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:37,925

Joey.

00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,012

- What's up, buddy?

- What are you doing?

00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,307

Waiting to get candy.

00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,601

Get in here.

00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:50,354

Hey, and you cannot smoke in here.

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Merry Christmas.

00:19:56,445 --> 00:20:00,656

Okay, guys, the candy is coming. I just

need 15 minutes for the chocolate to cool.

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[ALL GRUMBLING]

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All right, everybody, just be quiet.

Be quiet. Be quiet. Pipe down.

00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,165

What is the matter with you people?

00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,501

This woman was trying to do

a nice thing for you.

00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:16,172

She was making candy so she could

try to get to know all of you...

00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,842

...and I'll bet that not one of you

can tell me her name.

00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,510

Am I right?

00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,096

Candy Lady?

00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,725

No, not "Candy Lady."

00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,853

If we know it, can we have candy?

00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,773

All right, you know what?

00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,525

Forget it. All of you, forget it.

You've ruined it.

00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,778

Go home. You've ruined it.

You've ruined it.

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That's all wrong. You guys

ruined everything. You ruined it.

00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,124

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,294

Did you smoke?

00:20:55,963 --> 00:21:01,384

No, smokes-a-lot lady blew smoke

directly into my mouth.

00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:03,761

Uh, are you okay?

00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,597

I'm fine now, but it was

really scary there for a while.

00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,892

Someone slipped a threatening note

under the door.

00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:14,021

Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.

Mob mentality or whatever. I don't know.

00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,404

[LAUGHS]

00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,910

I can't believe it. I did it.

I rode a bike.

00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,247

I never thought I'd be able to do that.

Thank you, Ross.

00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,791

Oh, hey, don't thank me.

Thank yourself.

00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:37,837

You're the one who faced your fears

and ultimately overcame them.

00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:41,924

Don't be so corny, Ross.

It's not an After School Special.

00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,635

[BELL RINGING]

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