Эпизод, в котором никто не спит

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Well, technically, it started

7 billion years ago.

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RACHEL: No, no.

JOEY: Oh, God.

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Okay. Fine, I'll stop.

No teaching, okay?

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We'll just watch the pretty light

streaking across the sky.

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- Okay?

CHANDLER: Okay.

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Whose official name is Bapstein-King.

Okay! Okay!

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There it is. Oh, look at that!

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Isn't Mother Nature amazing?

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That's a plane.

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Well, all right, 1700 bags

of peanuts flying that high...

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...that's pretty amazing too.

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- I wonder if you can see my apartment.

- No, you can't.

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- What?

- I don't know.

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Man, look at all those stars.

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Infinite space. It really makes you

wonder, doesn't it?

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- Know what else makes you wonder?

- Huh?

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Check out the rack on that chick.

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We've been out here for two hours...

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...and we haven't seen any

stupid comets. Can we go now?

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I mean, Chandler's getting chilly.

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No, I'm not.

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Then why are you wearing

Monica's jacket?

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Because it's flattering!

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Come on, Monica. Come on, Monica.

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- We're taking off too. We rented a movie.

- Oh, I won't say no to a movie.

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Oh, Pheebs, we just actually

wanted to be alone.

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- Shh. Get me out of here.

RACHEL: Oh, okay.

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- Hey, Ross.

- What?

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- Check this out.

- Is it the comet?

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No. Look, there's a bug

stuck in tar right here.

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I can't believe...

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I bring you to see

the Bapstein-King comet...

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...one of nature's

most spectacular phenomena...

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...and all you care about are bugs

stuck in tar and some woman.

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You know, there's two women, dude.

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Show me where.

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Right... Right up here.

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Joey, where's the pipe

that was holding the door open?

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I don't know.

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Yeah, I do.

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- Joey!

- What? Hey, don't look at me!

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You wanted to come up here and look

for some stupid Burger King comet.

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It's called the

Bapstein-King comet, okay?

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Hey, Bapstein was a very

well-respected astronomer from...

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No! No!

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No!

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- Monica.

- She's sleeping.

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I know. Just a quick question.

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Which one was Deep Impact

and which one was Armageddon?

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Deep Impact was the one

with Robert Duvall.

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Armageddon is what's going

to happen to you if you wake me up.

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Sorry, I just can't sleep.

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Ooh!

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Where's that book you're reading

with two women who are ice-skating...

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...and wearing those hats

with the flowers on it.

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Because every time I look

at that cover, I'm like:

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[SNORES]

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It's in the living room,

where there's also a light...

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...and no one will

kick you in the shin.

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What?

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Ow!

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[SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]

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Please don't be a spaceship.

Please don't be a spaceship.

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Oh, thank God.

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[BEEPS]

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Hm.

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[BEEPS]

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How could you be beeping?

I just disconnected you!

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I took out your battery! How can...?

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[BEEPS]

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Don't interrupt me!

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ROSS:

Monica! Monica!

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JOEY:

Come on!

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I can't believe this!

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All right, well, I guess we know

what we have to do to get down.

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Yeah, I guess we don't have a choice.

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Help us! Please, help us!

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We're stuck up on the roof,

and we can't get down!

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Ross.

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I was thinking we'd just

go down the fire escape.

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I know. I wasn't finished.

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But don't worry!

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We're gonna go down the fire escape!

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Shh-shh-shh!

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I'm sorry, I thought I'd make some

warm milk and it would help me sleep.

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With a wok?

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I thought my boring book was gonna

put you to sleep.

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It got interesting.

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Damn you, Oprah!

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Here, let me make the milk.

I'm up anyway.

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You know what we could do

now that we're up?

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We could just talk

to each other all night long.

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Like when we were first going out.

It'd be fun.

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- Okay, that does sound fun.

- Yeah.

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So how bummed were you

when the second sister died, huh?

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The second sister dies?!

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No.

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No, I was talking

about the book I was reading.

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The second sister dies in

Archie and Jughead Double Digest?

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That's correct.

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Want to go in the bedroom?

It's more comfortable.

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- Sure.

- Okay.

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Oh, wait, did you send

those contracts to Milan?

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- If this is your idea of sexy talk...

- No.

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Seriously. Did you overnight

the contracts I gave you?

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What contracts?

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Please tell me this is just one

of your jokes that I don't get. Heh, heh.

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Like what?

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Like the thing when you

put the phone in your pants?

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[LAUGHS]

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Tag, I'm serious.

This isn't funny.

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Those contracts had to go out today.

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You didn't give me any contracts.

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Yes, I did. I put a little

Post-it on it that said:

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"Must go out today," and I

underlined "today" three times.

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Then I put a little heart in the corner

because I didn't wanna seem too bossy.

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You never gave them to me.

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If we went to the office, you would see

those contracts sitting on your desk.

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No, I'd see you looking embarrassed

because they are not on my desk.

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Maybe I'm embarrassed because you

talk on the phone with your crotch.

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- You want to go to the office now?

- No.

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Come on, it's late.

We're not going down to the office.

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Yeah, I understand. I wouldn't

want to be proved wrong either.

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All right, get your coat!

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Oh! When did you unhook this?

Nice work!

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It won't go down any further.

It's stuck.

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We'll just have to jump.

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Yep. Now, we're gonna have

to make sure to land...

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...to the right of that

patch of ice, okay?

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Not hit the dumpster

on the other side.

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And try to avoid that weird

brownish-red stuff in the middle.

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So when you get down there...

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...you go up to the roof

and you let me in.

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- Whoa. Wait a minute. I have to do it?

- Yeah. You'll be fine.

00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:07,522

It'll be just like

bungee jumping, you know?

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But instead of bouncing back up,

you won't.

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Well, what if I smack

my head on the concrete?

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Well, I'm not gonna lie to you, Joey.

It's a possibility.

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I don't know. Tell you what,

let's flip to see who does it.

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- You call it in the air, all right?

- Oh, all right. Tail. Oh!

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- Can you see what it is?

- No.

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- Okay. Well, you be careful.

- No. No, Ross, stop.

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I'm not jumping.

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Look, I have an audition tomorrow,

and I can't go if I break my leg.

00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:52,442

Well, I'm not jumping. I have a son.

He won't have a father if I die.

00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,569

So it looks like we're even.

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[SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]

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Okay, so this wire...

00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:06,748

...is connected to this wire,

which plugs into here.

00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:10,710

Okay, so to get the beeping to stop,

all I have to do...

00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:12,420

[BEEPING CONTINUES]

00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,255

Okay.

00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,259

[BEEPING STOPS]

00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,933

Well done, Pheebs.

00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,602

[CONTINUOUS BEEPING]

00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:32,607

What do you want from me?!

00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:39,114

Here's your milk.

What should we talk about?

00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:43,993

What? What? What?

00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:48,665

Oh, were you sleeping, sweetie?

I'm sorry. Here.

00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,714

Okay. Feel free to look...

00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,800

...but I'm telling you

those contracts are not on this desk.

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How could you know?

Look at this mess, Tag.

00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,973

This is what I'm talking about.

You have to be more organized.

00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:09,144

You've got newspapers,

you've got magazines, you... Oh!

00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:12,105

And who's this chippy?

00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,983

A little young for you, but whatever.

00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,317

That's my sister.

00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:20,155

Really? Very cute braces.

00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:24,242

Anyway, you know what?

The point is, Tag, start looking...

00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:27,704

...because you're gonna find

those contracts on your desk.

00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:33,334

So when do you imagine you gave

them to me? Morning or afternoon?

00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:37,714

In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner

came into my office after lunch...

00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:41,384

...he put them on my desk,

and then I put a Post-it on it...

00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,512

...that said:

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"Must go out today."

00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:52,562

So you just keep looking

in there, all right?

00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:00,862

Not here.

00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,531

Puzzler.

00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,745

Bit of a puzzle.

00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:12,999

Why don't you check the copy room?

Maybe the contracts are in there.

00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:16,044

- How could I have left them in the copy room?

- I don't know.

00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,713

How can your genitals

make phone calls?

00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:23,218

Okay? It's not a perfect world.

Just go, please?

00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,054

- Fine.

- Thank you.

00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,902

Hello?

00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,574

I still don't get it.

00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:52,956

You still awake?

00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,208

Yeah. You?

00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:59,254

You do know that was me

that just said that, right?

00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:04,717

Hey.

00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,761

As long as we're both up...

00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,430

Yeah?

00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:15,603

I hope you're not thinking

about cleaning the living room.

00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,820

Man, I'm starving. What the hell

was I thinking at dinner?

00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:27,615

"Do you want soup or salad?"

Both, always order both.

00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:33,955

You know, I'm looking,

and I don't think anyone's home here.

00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,791

I say we just break the window...

00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,293

...crawl through...

00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,837

...and you know, explain later.

00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,964

- No one's home?

- I don't think so.

00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,299

Hello?

00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,009

[DOG BARKING]

00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,850

So when you get in there...

00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,147

[SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]

00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:05,153

Okay. This is where

you and I part ways.

00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:06,613

Noisy bitch!

00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,162

Oh, what? What are you doing?

00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,831

Do you know what just happened?

00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,836

Yeah. We had sex

and then we fell asleep.

00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:27,258

No. We were in the middle of sex...

00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,553

...and you fell asleep.

00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:35,016

No. No, that's not true.

00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,477

No, best time ever.

00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:42,023

Yeah. You rock my world.

00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,861

- Monica?

- What?

00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:50,657

I was giving you some of

my best moves, and you missed it.

00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:55,370

So please wake up

so we can do it right.

00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,374

Okay. Okay. I'm ready.

00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,668

- Come on, big fella.

- Okay.

00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,920

- Give me the good stuff.

- Yeah.

00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:08,716

No, no, no. Don't fall asleep.

00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:13,096

Okay, I'm going

to make you some coffee.

00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:19,394

Well, I probably won't spill coffee

grounds all over the kitchen floor.

00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,229

Okay, I'm up. I'm up.

00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:27,735

Hi. I got you some coffee to...

00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,238

So you got anything for me?

00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,240

- Still no luck.

- Oh, my God.

00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:35,243

You checked your entire desk

and all the drawers?

00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,954

- Want me to check again?

- I wish you would.

00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,916

Well, no, it's not in there.

00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:43,918

How about that drawer?

00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:55,263

Well, it's not out here.

Any chance it could be in your office?

00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,146

I don't know.

00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,065

I mean, let me check.

00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,492

Any luck?

00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:20,163

Can I see you in my office for a minute?

00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:21,664

Yeah.

00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,959

You found them!

00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,963

I'm not even gonna gloat.

00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:32,467

- I'm just really relieved it's...

- You put these on my desk.

00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:33,801

- I did not.

- Oh, really?

00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,095

So they slid out of your bottom drawer...

00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,973

...crawled across the floor,

then jumped onto my desk?

00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,976

How did you know

they were in my bottom drawer?

00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,775

I am so hot for you right now.

00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,154

[POUNDING ON DOOR]

00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:58,326

[SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]

00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:05,583

Oh, my God!

How did you get back here?

00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,585

MAN:

Phoebe Buffay?

00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,756

Fire Alarm?

00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:20,723

Oh, hi, Officer Fireman.

Can I help you?

00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,850

Your fire alarm was in the trash.

00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,936

- That's not mine.

- Yes, it is.

00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,104

How do you know?

00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:29,232

If you dump a fire alarm,

don't use a blanket that says:

00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,401

"Property of Phoebe Buffay,

not Monica."

00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,113

Do you have a search warrant?

00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:38,783

Because the last time I checked,

this was still America.

00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,912

Please reattach it.

It's against the law to disconnect them.

00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:47,208

Fine. But please, God, tell me

how to stop it from going off?

00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,001

Press the reset button.

00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:52,839

There's a reset button?

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:55,925

Oh. There's a reset button?

00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,177

My God!

00:18:58,428 --> 00:18:59,971

Why didn't I see that?

00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,722

[SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]

00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,976

Reset button. Reset button.

00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:08,396

Where is there a reset button?

Oh, here it is! Oh!

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[SMOKE ALARM CONTINUES BEEPING]

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God!

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- Okay, you have a good grip?

- Yeah.

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Okay, I'm gonna start

to climb down you now.

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- All right, just hurry up.

- Okay.

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Now, should I climb down your front

so we're face to face...

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...or should I climb down

your back so we're...

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...butt to face?

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- Face to face.

- I like face to face.

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- Okay, here I come.

- All right.

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Oh, my... How much do you weigh, Ross?

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I prefer not to answer that right now.

I'm still carrying a little holiday weight.

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[ROSS GRUNTS]

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When we talked about face to face...

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...I don't think we thought it

all the way through.

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- What do you want me to do?

- Just shimmy down me and drop.

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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You know, maybe I should hang,

and you should climb down me.

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Yeah? Maybe we should talk

about that for a little while!

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- It still looks pretty far.

- It's not that far. Just drop.

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Do not rush me!

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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Ross, my pants are starting to come down,

and I'm not wearing any underwear.

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ROSS:

Whoa!

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[THUDS]

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Ow! My ankle!

I really hurt my ankle!

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I think I twisted it when...

Ooh, a quarter!

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That really was

some of your best work.

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I told you.

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[SNAPS FINGERS]]

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I can't believe it.

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I've only got two hours

until I call in sick for work.

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I have to be up in seven minutes.

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Well, you're not gonna believe this,

but if you have seven minutes...

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Really?

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You want to?

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Okay. You get the vacuum cleaner.

I'll get the furniture polish.

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