Эпизод, в котором Розита умирает

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Well, you know, I was thinking

of moving the couch over here.

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Why would you want to do that?

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So that there would be a decent place

for me to sit?

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- Rach, there is a decent place.

- And your lap does not count.

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- Okay? Come on, help me move this.

- No, no, no.

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- No?

- No.

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Rosita does not move.

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I'm sorry. Rosita? As in...?

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As in "Rosita does not move."

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Joey, it's just a chair.

What's the big deal?

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The big deal is that it's the exact equal

distance from the bathroom to the kitchen...

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...and it's at the perfect angle so you

don't get any glare coming off of Stevie.

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Stevie the TV?

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- Is there a problem?

- No.

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Oh, what does he know?

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Come on, Rosita.

Us chicas gotta stick together.

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[GRUNTS]

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Ow!

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You bitch.

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Hey, Ross?

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So I was checking out

the real-estate section.

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- Yeah.

- Look at this.

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Oh, looks like Mom and Dad's house.

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Oh, it even has a tree

with a broken limb out front.

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And the, uh, window in the attic...

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Oh, my God.

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What? What happened

to the window in the attic?

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I can't believe Mom and Dad

are selling the house.

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I can't believe they didn't even tell us.

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I can't believe I still don't know

what happened to the window in the attic.

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Okay, come on.

I'll buy you a new one, all right?

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We'll go down to the store right now

and we'll get you a new chair.

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She's not even cold yet.

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But don't you think Rosita

would've wanted you to move on?

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I mean, you know, she did always

put your comfort first.

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That's true.

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Wow.

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I can't believe we have to say goodbye

to the house we grew up in.

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Man, some stranger's

gonna be living in my room.

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Well, after 15 years of Mom and Dad

keeping it as a shrine to you...

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...it's time the velvet ropes came down.

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They kept your room a while.

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Oh, please. Dad turned my room into

a gym 20 minutes after I moved out.

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And I gotta say, a tanning bed and a stack

of Victoria's Secret catalogs?

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Not a gym.

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- Come on. You know they love you.

- As much as they love you?

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I was their firstborn. They thought

she was barren. It's not my fault.

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Ugh. I hate this year.

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What's wrong with this year?

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It's already February

and I've only given two massages...

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...and they were both

the worst tippers in the world.

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That was me and Ross.

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Oh, that's right.

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If you want to pick up some extra cash...

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...some friends of mine made good money

in college doing telemarketing.

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Yeah, it'd probably be better

than the last telephone job I had.

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You know, I probably won't have to say

"spank" as much.

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What?

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Oh, yeah, like you never called.

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So, basically, this is very easy.

You read from the script...

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...and try to sell as much toner

as you possibly can.

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Okay, I can do that.

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- Oh, by the way, I love my office.

- Ha, ha.

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- Why don't we do a trial run?

- Oh, okay.

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Um, all right.

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Hi, this is Phoebe

from Empire Office Supplies.

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Can I speak to your supply manager,

please?

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I'm the supply manager.

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Um, okay. I'd like to talk to you

about your toner needs.

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- We don't need any toner.

- Well, I'm sorry to bother you. Bye-bye.

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Yeah, you're right. This is easy.

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Okay. What was wrong with that call?

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Oh, well, all right.

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Um, no offense,

but you were kind of rude.

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They're always gonna tell you

they don't need toner, but that's okay.

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Because whatever they say...

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...you can find the answer to it,

here in the script.

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- Oh.

- So I think you're ready to sell toner.

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- Do you have any last questions?

- No.

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Oh, wait, yes, I do.

I do have one question:

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What is toner?

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Joey?

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Joe?

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Full bag?

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Beer's still cold.

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Something terrible

must have happened here.

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Oh, no, no, no.

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Stevie, I was never here.

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ROSS: Dad?

JACK: I'm here.

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- Hey.

- Hi.

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God, it seems like just yesterday you guys

used to come out to watch me work.

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Dad, we can't believe

you're selling the house.

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It's time for a new family

to start their memories here.

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And hopefully their check will clear

before they find the crack...

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...in the foundation

and the asbestos in the ceiling.

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Let's just grab our stuff

and get the hell out of here.

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I'm sorry we can't store

your childhood things anymore.

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Oh, it's okay. I can't wait to see

everything again. All the memories.

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I don't know what's in the boxes

down here.

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But I do know that there are six or seven

Easy-Bake Ovens in the attic.

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I used to love to play restaurant.

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Yeah, not as much as you loved to play

"uncooked batter eater."

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Hey. It is unreasonable to expect a child

to wait for a light bulb to cook brownies.

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So I think your boxes are over here.

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ROSS:

Oh, great.

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Hey...

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...Dad, whose cigarettes are these?

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I don't know.

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They must be your mother's.

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But please, please don't ask her.

I'll throw these away.

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Cool. Dad, my report cards.

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Hey, check this out. Dad.

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Math, A. Science, A. History, A. Gym...

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Ooh, my rock polisher.

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- Uh-oh.

- What?

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You know how the garage

floods every spring?

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How are you ever gonna sell this place?

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I think I accidentally

used Monica's boxes...

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...to keep the water away

from the Porsche.

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Oh, no, Dad. Dad?

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What the...?

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Oh, God.

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Everything's ruined.

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Dad, she's gonna be crushed.

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You don't secretly smoke, do you?

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No.

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So it's just your mother, then.

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Hi. This is Phoebe

from Empire Office Supplies.

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Can I speak to your

supply manager, please?

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Earl. Thanks.

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Hi, Earl. This is Phoebe

from Empire Office Supplies.

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I'd like to talk to you

about your toner needs.

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I don't need any toner.

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I'm hearing what you're saying,

but at our prices, everyone needs toner.

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Not me.

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May I ask why?

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You want to know why?

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I surely do.

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Okay.

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I don't need any toner...

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...because I'm gonna kill myself.

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Um...

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Is that because you're out of toner?

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Okay, so no toner today.

Thanks anyway. Bye-bye.

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No, no, wait, wait.

I can't just let you hang up.

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Just please talk to me.

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Well...

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I only had one thing to do today.

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I guess I could push it back.

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Yeah. Now, why do you

want to kill yourself?

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I've been working for 10 years

now at this...

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...meaningless, dead-end job...

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...and nobody here

even knows that I exist.

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Chandler?

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I'm sorry?

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Oh. Look...

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...I'm sure that people know you exist.

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Oh, yeah? I work in a cubicle

surrounded by people.

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I've been talking to you

for five minutes now about killing myself...

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...and no one's even looked up

from their desk. Hang on.

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Hey, everybody, uh...

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...I'm gonna kill myself.

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I got nothing.

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Good chair.

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Now, if anybody asks...

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...your name is Rosita.

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[JOEY AND RACHEL

SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

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Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.

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Joey, the new chair

will be here in an hour.

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Maybe we should actually

move Rosita out of here, you know?

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Start the healing process.

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- Yeah, I guess you're right.

- Okay.

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She's healed.

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- That's weird.

- No, it's not weird.

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It's a miracle.

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It's not a miracle, Joey.

I'm sure there's an explanation.

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There is. If you want something enough

and your heart is pure...

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...wondrous things can happen.

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Well, she'll understand, right?

It's not like I did it on purpose.

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Dad, that won't matter to her.

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Look, all my stuff is safe and dry.

And all her stuff is...

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...growing new stuff.

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See, this is exactly the kind of thing...

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...that makes her think

you guys love me more than you love her.

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Oh, my God. Does she really think that?

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Well, can you blame her?

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I don't know. I suppose

we may have favored you unconsciously.

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You were a medical marvel.

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- The doctors said your mom couldn't...

- I don't want to hear about it.

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- Really?

- Well, not right now.

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Okay, look.

Monica came here for some memories.

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Damn it, we're gonna give her some.

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Okay, grab...

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Grab some empty boxes, okay?

We'll take stuff from mine...

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...and whatever we can pass off

as hers, we'll put them in there.

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- Right.

- Like, this. She could have made this.

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- This could have been hers.

- Sure.

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You know, if you want to tell

the medical marvel story while we work...

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...that'd be fine.

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I am so psyched

I kept this chair for myself.

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Yeah. Me too.

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Wow, you know, that this thing

has speakers in the headrest?

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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING

OVER SPEAKERS]

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- No, really?

- Yeah.

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You can hook it up to your TV

and you get radio.

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My chair heals itself.

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All right. Earl, let's just forget about

the people at the office, okay?

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There's gotta be someone else in your life

that's worth sticking around for.

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What about your family or friends?

Or maybe a girlfriend?

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Heh. Yeah, right.

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Oh, sorry. Boyfriend?

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Okay, I should...

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I should probably be getting back

to my thing now.

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- See you.

- No.

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I'm not finished yet.

Don't you dare hang up on me!

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The new girl's good.

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So which boxes are mine?

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- These are yours right here.

- Okay.

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- Oh, a coloring book.

- Yeah, yeah. Oh, you loved that thing.

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You always had it with you.

You never went anywhere without...

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Without that coloring book.

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Really?

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Wow. Looks like I had some trouble

staying inside the lines.

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Uh-uh.

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Wow, look at this.

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I can't believe I even fit into this shirt.

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Oh, this is yours.

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I don't know how that got in there.

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Hey, this isn't my stuff.

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Ross, these are your boxes.

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Where are my boxes?

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The garage flooded, sweetie,

and it ruined everything in your boxes.

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I'm sorry.

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- Just mine?

- I'm afraid so.

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So why wasn't Ross' stuff ruined?

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I used your boxes to divert

water away from the Porsche.

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So wait. Ross' stuff is fine,

but I have no memories...

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...because you wanted to keep the

bottom two inches of your car from water?

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Well, there was also leaves

and gook and stuff.

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I can't believe this.

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Screw it. I'm having one.

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- Hey, Chandler.

- Hey.

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How would you like to sit

in a chair that fully reclines...

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...has a rolling massage...

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...and speakers in the headrest?

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Yeah, I'd love to,

but I've tried that so many times...

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...they won't even let me

in the store anymore.

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Well, what if I told you

that you could do it in my apartment?

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Are you telling me...

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...that you bought the chair that is making

all other lounge systems obsolete?

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The chair that Sit Magazine

called "Chair of the Year"?

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I just purchased...

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...the La-Z-Boy E-Cliner 3000.

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Well, that's awesome. That's great.

What made you do it?

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Well, it's a long story,

but I broke Joey's chair...

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You broke Joey's chair?

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- Yeah.

- I thought I broke Joey's chair.

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- That's why I replaced it with mine.

- Oh.

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That's how it got fixed.

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Well, what did you think?

That elves came in and fixed it?

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No.

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Angels.

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- I'm getting my chair back.

- Hey.

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Well, looks like it wasn't healed after all.

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So I guess this chair's mine now.

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[GROANS]

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Joey, you broke my chair!

00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:02,812

Your chair?

00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,024

Yeah, he thought he broke your chair,

so he switched the chairs.

00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:09,861

- So there was no miracle?

- No, Joe. No miracle.

00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,196

Oh, no. This is devastating.

00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,033

My faith is shaken.

00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,411

I'm so glad I have the new chair to get me

through this difficult time in my life.

00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,458

Excuse me, could you tell me

where can I find Earl?

00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,209

He's the supply manager here.

00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,627

Sorry, I don't know any Earl.

00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:29,255

I'm right here!

00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,968

Earl?

00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,723

- I'm Phoebe.

- Phoebe?

00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,309

The lady who sells toner?

00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,187

Um, look, you can't kill yourself.

00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,607

Look, um, I really appreciate

you coming down...

00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,484

No, no, I can't let you do it.

00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:50,818

Why?

00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,946

Because it was fate

that made me call you today.

00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,865

I thought it was toner.

00:17:56,575 --> 00:18:01,621

No. Think about it, okay?

This isn't even my regular job, okay?

00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,540

And my first day on the job,

you're my first call.

00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,794

And somebody else might have hung up

on you, but I wouldn't do that...

00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:10,338

...because I know about this stuff.

00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,673

- My mom killed herself.

- Really?

00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,467

PHOEBE: Yes.

- How?

00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,260

I'm not gonna give you tips.

00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,181

Look, don't you see that this...?

00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:24,143

This all came together

so that I could stop you from doing this.

00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:28,523

- Couldn't it just be a coincidence?

- No, it's fate.

00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,693

It doesn't really seem like enough

to be fate.

00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:36,364

Oh, well. Um, okay, here's a weird thing.

00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:40,701

My mother was also a supply manager.

00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,871

I'm actually the office manager.

00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,249

Oh, my God. So was she!

00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,793

And get this, okay.

00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,755

Your name is Earl, right?

Her name was Pearl.

00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,882

Pearl.

00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,844

Was there anything else?

00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,428

Sure.

00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,890

Um, where are you from?

00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,726

- Philadelphia.

- Oh, my God, so was she!

00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,438

Oh, I've got goose bumps.

00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:10,857

Really?

00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,651

- Well, I'm wearing layers, and it's warm.

- Yeah.

00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:17,196

But... Look. Okay.

These jerks might not care about you...

00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:21,200

...but the universe does,

and that says a lot.

00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,996

Did you hear that?

00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,874

I don't need you guys

to care about me...

00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,334

...because the universe cares.

00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,712

The whole universe!

00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,297

[LAUGHS]

00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,553

I really wish they'd care just a little bit.

00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,974

Oh, this is terrible.

00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,727

Everything is destroyed.

00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,562

Look at this.

00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:53,649

It obviously meant enough for me

to save it, and now I can't tell what it is.

00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,153

It's still soft.

00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,949

What do you think this is?

00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,077

Mon, I think it was a mouse.

00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,495

[SCREAMS]

00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:16,297

- How are you, honey?

MONICA: How do you think I am?

00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,050

You've wrecked all

my childhood memories...

00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,052

...you love Ross more than me.

00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,472

And I just rubbed

a dead mouse on my face.

00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:30,478

Sweetheart, we love you

just as much as Ross.

00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,647

Now, I'm sorry about everything

that happened...

00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:36,442

...and I'll probably never be able

to make it up to you...

00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,486

...but here's a start.

00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,450

- What's this?

- It's the key to my Porsche.

00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,786

Well, the key to your Porsche.

00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,915

- What?

- What?

00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,793

I've been thinking of getting rid of it...

00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:57,088

...and I was driving it the other day

and I saw my reflection in a window.

00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,424

Your mother's right,

I do look like an ass.

00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,220

You're giving it to me?

You're kidding me, right?

00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:07,431

Well, wait a minute.

00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:11,310

I mean, a couple of stupid boxes get wet,

and she gets a Porsche?

00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,481

- Why don't we take it for a spin?

- All right.

00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:19,318

What about me? I'm a medical marvel!

00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,826

[CHAIR VIBRATES]

00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,287

- Oh, yeah.

- Oh.

00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,540

[BOTH GROANING]

00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,126

- Hey, guys.

RACHEL: Hey.

00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,169

Know what happened

to Chandler's Barcalounger?

00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,380

Oh, yeah. Joey broke it.

Had to get rid of it.

00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:44,093

Are you kidding? I get a Porsche

and the Barcalounger's gone?

00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:47,138

Heh. This is the best day ever!

00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,895

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