Эпизод, в котором всем исполняется по 30

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Happy birthday!

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- Rach, come on.

ALL: Come on.

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It's your birthday.

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Hey.

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She's not as pretty as she was

when she was 29.

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Ms. Green wants to establish

some ground rules before she comes out.

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She would appreciate it if you didn't

use the words "old" or "downhill"...

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...or "They still look pretty damn good."

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They do.

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Rachel, come on out.

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Monica made breakfast.

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Chocolate chip pancakes.

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We've got presents.

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Good ones?

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They all came from the list

you handed out to us two weeks ago.

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Well, can I keep the presents

and still be 29?

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Come on, Rach, look,

turning 30 is not that big a deal.

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Oh, really? Is that how you felt

when you turned 30?

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Why, God, why?

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We had a deal.

Let the others grow old, not me.

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Oh, come on, you guys, is it just me?

Am I overreacting?

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No, Rach, it is not just you. My 30th

birthday certainly wasn't that much fun.

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And now Chandler.

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We're all getting so old.

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Why are you doing this to us?

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Rach, you're in a great place in your life.

You have an amazing job, good friends.

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Your roommate's a soap opera star.

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Your character is in a coma.

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I promised myself

I wasn't gonna cry at this one.

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I know my life's going pretty well,

but I see so many people...

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...who've accomplished so many

of their goals by the time they're 30.

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Yeah, but you shouldn't

compare yourself to me.

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ROSS: Come on, Phoebe.

CHANDLER: You can do it.

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Come on. There you go.

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[ALL CHEERING]

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I did it.

One mile on a Hippity Hop.

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That's it. That's everything I wanted to do

before I was 30.

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Oh, except I wanted to

patch things up with my sister.

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Oh, well. But, yay!

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And, girls, this thing is a godsend,

if you know what I mean. Heh.

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Come on, let's have some fun, huh?

What do you want to do today?

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Nothing. I don't want to do anything.

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Doing nothing on your 30th is better

than doing something stupid, like Ross.

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Hey, that was a practical purchase.

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I needed that car for transportation.

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Okay? I have a child.

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How hot do I look in this, huh?

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Ross, a sports car?

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Wouldn't it be cheaper

to just stuff a sock down there?

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That's not what this is about, okay?

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I am a sports car enthusiast.

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- I've always been into cars.

- What's the horsepower on this thing?

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I don't know, but look how shiny.

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- I can't believe you bought this.

- So can I have a ride, stud?

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Hop in.

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Get ready for the smoothest ride

of your life.

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Damn it.

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Okay, who's next?

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You know what?

I am gonna do something today.

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I'm not just gonna sit around

like some old lady.

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I want to get something pierced.

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Like my, uh, nose

or my tongue or something.

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Really? Because, you know, that hurts.

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So what? You know, the way I see it...

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Ow! Son of a bitch.

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Look, Rachel,

I know what you're going through.

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I'm totally freaked out about turning 25.

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Get out of my apartment.

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Rach, for what it's worth,

I think that you're doing great.

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I mean, let's face it,

no one handles this well.

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Heh. Least of all you.

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Would you put that back on.

Monica's gonna be here any minute.

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But it hurts my Joey's apple.

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Okay, for the last time,

it's not named after each individual man.

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You've done a wonderful job

with this party, Chandler.

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- Everything looks so lovely.

- Oh, well, not as lovely as you.

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I mean, I can't believe

you would have a 30-year-old daughter.

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And you, I can't believe

you would have a tux that's 30 years old.

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It's older than that. Ross was actually

conceived right near this tuxedo.

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CHANDLER:

Oh.

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Okay, everybody hide.

I saw her. She's coming.

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Okay, okay. Everybody down.

Everybody down.

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[DOOR RATTLING]

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Okay, everybody stay here.

I will find out what's going on.

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Hey, you got the door open.

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Hey, are you drunk?

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No.

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Okay.

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Whoa.

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Okay.

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See, I was a little nervous

about turning...

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...30.

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[CHUCKLES]

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So the busboys

took me out for some drinks.

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Might want to puke on you later.

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Okay, here's the thing. We have thrown

a very formal surprise party for you.

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All your friends are in there

and your parents.

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- No.

- Yes.

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Oh, no. My parents have never

seen me drunk.

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That they know of.

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Here's the thing. We'll get you some coffee

and they will never know that you're drunk.

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- Really, you promise?

- Yeah, I'll take care of it.

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I love you so much.

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Okay, we have to do something

about your breath.

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What about your breath?

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That's still yours.

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Okay, now, remember,

it's a surprise party.

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So when you go in, act surprised.

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- Okay.

- Okay. Shh.

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Ready?

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ALL:

Surprise!

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Okay, forward. Forward.

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Stop!

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Okay, back... Stop!

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Okay, for... Stop! Stop! Stop!

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Okay. Okay, here's what we're gonna do.

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I'm gonna break into this minivan,

put it in neutral.

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You guys push it forward

so Ross can drive out of the spot.

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Okay? All right. Here we go.

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[CAR ALARM WAILING]

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Haul ass!

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Happy 30th birthday. Here.

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It's for the child in you.

And the woman.

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Happy 30th.

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Why do you keep saying that?

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Because it's our 30th birthday.

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Yeah, no, we're not 30.

We're 31. Okay.

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Wait.

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Oh, it's you.

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Yeah. What?

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Yeah, we're not 30. We're 31.

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Nuh-uh.

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Yuh-huh. That's what it says

on my birth certificate.

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You have your birth certificate?

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Yeah, I got a big box of family stuff

when my mom died.

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Our mom.

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Right. Okay.

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- Do you have my birth certificate?

- No, I sold it to a Swedish runaway.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God, we are 31.

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Yeah.

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I just lost a whole year of my life.

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Okay.

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- Your middle name is Pamela?

- Yes.

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Oh, I never knew mine.

Do you remember what it is?

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Yes. Phoebe.

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- That's my first name.

- Right. Okay. Then, no.

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Look at that. We made it all the way

across the room. You're doing great.

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- What's going on?

- Monica's a little drunk.

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Yay, I love drunk Monica.

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Oh, she's so much more fun

than regular Monica.

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She doesn't want her parents

to know she's drunk.

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Oh, all right, all right.

Here's what we'll do.

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I'll get twice as drunk as Monica

and then no one's even gonna notice her.

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RACHEL:

What's going on?

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Monica's wasted.

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Maybe that'll liven up this party.

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Okay, will you just go help her

get changed, please?

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Okay, but taking care of a drunk,

naked woman seems like a job for Joey.

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Yep.

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- This one's from me.

- Ah.

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It wasn't on your list,

but hopefully you'll think it's really fun.

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A scooter.

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Stick to the list.

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Always stick to the list.

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No, no, no, I love it. Thank you.

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Okay, open ours next. Open ours next.

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Now that you're a couple,

we don't get two presents from you?

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For my last birthday,

you gave me a hug.

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- Okay, read the card, read the card.

- Okay.

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"Happy birthday, Grandma.

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It's better to be over the hill...

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...than buried under it.

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[SOBBING] All our love,

Monica and Chandler." That's funny.

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No, no, no, no. That was a joke.

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I know, I get it. It's funny.

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No, because you're not a grandmother.

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I know, because to be a grandmother,

you have to be married and have children.

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I don't have any of those things.

That's why it's so funny.

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I'm just gonna go...

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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All you had to do was buy the card.

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Okay, you know what?

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It was stupid to get upset

about not having a husband and kids.

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All I really needed was a plan.

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See, I wanna have three kids.

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Let me guess. And you want to have them

all at the same time...

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...and you want to have them

for your brother. Ha, ha.

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As I was saying...

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I should probably have the first

of the three kids by the time I'm 35, right?

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Which gives me five years.

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So if I wanna have a kid when I'm 35,

I don't have to get pregnant until I'm 34.

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Which gives Prada four years

to start making maternity clothes.

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Oh, wait, but I do want to be married

for a year before I get pregnant.

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Really? That long?

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Look all you want, it's happening.

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So I don't have to get married

until I'm 33.

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That's three years.

That's three whole years.

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Oh, wait a minute though.

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I'll need a year and a half

to plan the wedding.

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And I'd like to know the guy

for like a year, year and a half...

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...before we get engaged.

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Which means I need to meet the guy

by the time I'm 30.

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Which is fine,

because you just turned...

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...28.

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No, Ross. No, it is not fine.

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According to my plan, I should already

be with the guy that I'm gonna marry.

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[TAG CHEERS]

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Will you quit hogging it?

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Oh, I'm telling you, it's like

watching Bambi learn how to walk.

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You're drunk.

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Mom and Dad are gonna be mad.

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Maybe I'm a little drunk.

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Hey. Are those crab cakes?

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Did I not tell you to come straight to me

when more crab cakes were ready?

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How you feeling?

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You are so handsome.

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I want to make love to you

right here, right now.

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[MONICA GROWLS]

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I really wish that you wouldn't.

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All you have to do is just get through

a little bit more, okay?

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Then we can put you in bed, okay?

Just smile and don't talk to anyone.

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Speech, speech.

Let's hear from the birthday girl, huh?

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Pheebs.

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Don't you see,

everybody's looking at me.

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The plan's working.

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I didn't even have to take off my top yet.

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Speech. Come on, speech.

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ALL:

Come on. Speech.

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Hey, Chandler, you can't keep

your hands off her for one second.

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Oh, I think it's nice.

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I think it's necessary.

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I wanna thank you all for coming.

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My family and my friends.

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Whoo-hoo.

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I'd really like to say that I'm, um...

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You know what I'd really like to say?

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I'm drunk.

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That's right, Mom and Dad.

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Your little "Harmomica" is hammered.

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[LAUGHING]

And guess what? I've been drunk before.

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And I've smoked a cigarette.

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But you know what? You know what?

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It's all okay.

It's okay, because I turned 30 today.

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And I can do anything I want.

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Because I am a grownup.

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- Okay, quick. Help me get this off.

- Yeah.

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I lost a whole year.

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I can't believe it. This is so unfair.

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Come on, Pheebs, it'll be okay.

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Will it? Will it?

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How would you feel if you found out

you were 31?

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That's not gonna happen, you know,

because we have a new deal.

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Plus, it totally ruined my schedule.

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I haven't done any of the things

I wanted to do by the time I was 31.

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- Like what?

- Like, okay...

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...I haven't met any Portuguese people.

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I haven't had the perfect kiss.

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And I haven't been to sniper school.

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Phoebe, why don't we go upstairs

and have some birthday cake?

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No, I just feel like being by myself for a

while, all right? I'll see you guys later.

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Thanks.

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Oh, poor Pheebs.

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Hey, you know what, you guys?

I think I'm gonna go walk her home.

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- Oh, man.

- What?

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He's gonna eat the cake.

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Pheebs. Wait up.

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Listen, I...

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Close your eyes.

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Maybe that's one

you can cross off your list.

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Oh, yeah. Heh.

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Oh, and plus,

I'm one-sixteenth Portuguese.

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Okay, is everybody clear?

We're gonna pick it up...

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...and move it.

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All we need is teamwork, okay?

We're gonna lift the car...

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...and slide it out.

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Lift...

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...and slide.

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- Ross, I really don't think this...

- Lift...

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...and slide.

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- Okay, here we go.

ROSS: All right, everyone.

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Lift...

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...and slide.

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- Hey, Joey...

- Oh, come on, Rach, my turn just started.

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Actually, I just want to talk to Tag.

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Oh, okay.

Hey, can I ride this outside?

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- Whatever, okay? I'm not your mother.

- Okay.

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- Not in the street!

JOEY: Yeah.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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- How you doing, you feeling any better?

- Yeah, I'm doing okay. I'm, um...

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- Let's talk.

- Okay.

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- Um...

- What's up?

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Uh, Tag, um...

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You're such a great guy,

and we have so much fun together.

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- But I...

- Wait.

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I think I see where you're going.

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But before you say anything else,

can I just say one more thing?

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Well said.

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And a, uh, good example of the fun

I was referring to.

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Uh, but, heh, I think I'm past the point

where I can, you know, just have fun.

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Rachel, don't do this.

This is just because you're turning 30.

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Yeah, it is.

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But you're just a kid.

I mean, you're 25.

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- Twenty-four, actually.

- Oh, God.

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You know what I wish?

I wish you were six years older.

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Well, actually, if I'm wishing for stuff,

I actually wish I was six years younger.

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- Me too.

- Yeah. I'm sorry.

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Hey, how'd it go?

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Oh.

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If I only want two kids,

can I keep him for another year?

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You did the right thing.

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I don't like this anymore.

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Well, here we are.

Just a bunch of 30-year-olds.

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Wow, do you realize in 10 years

we're gonna be 40?

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Why, God?

Why are you doing this to us?

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Yes. My baby's finally free.

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All right.

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Start it up. Let's go.

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ROSS:

Whoo-hoo!

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How hot are we?

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You wanna buy a car?

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