Эпизод с Великим Поцелуем Рэйчел

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Probably Monica and Chandler.

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Hi, could I have

a pack of Newport Lights?

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Oh, um, uh, we don't sell cigarettes,

but they do across the street.

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That'd be great. Thanks.

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Oh, my God.

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Melissa Worbert. I don't think

I have the energy for this.

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[GASPS]

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Oh, my God! Ray-Ray Green?

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[BOTH SCREAM]

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Melissa. Hey.

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You've been MIA

for seven sorority newsletters.

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What's up with you?

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[CHUCKLES]

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Why don't I tell you over here?

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So last I heard

you were gonna get married.

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Oh.

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Poor Ray-Ray.

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Oh, no, no. It's... It's good.

It's all good.

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- I actually work at Ralph Lauren.

- Shut up!

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I will not. Heh, heh. I'm the

divisional head of men's sportswear.

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Oh, shut up more!

Are you friends with Ralph?

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- Oh, please. Ha.

- Are you?

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No.

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Listen, we have to have dinner.

What are you doing tomorrow?

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- Oh, tomorrow. I don't know. Um...

- You're having dinner with me.

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Shut up.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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I've gotta go.

This has been so great, Ray-Ray.

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Oh, there you are.

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Um, so listen, just call me.

Here's my card.

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Oh, wow, thanks.

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- Oh, you're in real estate?

- Oh, no, heh, that's an old card.

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Um, I got out of that to do something

where I could...

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...help people and make a difference.

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Wow. What do you do now?

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I'm a party planner.

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- I'll see you tomorrow.

- Okay.

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Hey guys, look who's back.

It's Ray-Ray.

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That was my friend, Melissa,

from college.

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She seems really, really fun!

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She's actually very sweet,

and we used to be very close.

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Wait a minute.

She's not the one who you?

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Who you what? Who you what?

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- Yes.

- Wow!

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Wow... Wow, what? Who you what?

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Oh, it's not a big deal.

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They were lovers.

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- What?

- What?

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No, we weren't. It was nothing.

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It was one night, senior year,

and we went to a party...

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...had a lot of sangria,

and you know, ended up...

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...kissing for a bit.

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So that's two of my wives.

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Okay, so this is where the band is.

And here's the bar.

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And all these pins have people's names

on them. Rach, here you are.

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Oh, wow!

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Why don't we just put me

with a Manhattan in my hand...

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...talking to the cute bartender.

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[CHUCKLES]

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These pins aren't for playing,

are they?

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Okay, the red ones are my guests,

and the blue are yours.

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This is so sad.

I only have like 10 pins.

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Heh, Chandler, relax. It's not a contest.

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Certainly not a close one.

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[LAUGHS]

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- Hello.

- Hey.

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Hey, Rach.

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Stop picturing it!

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Okay, I think that's it. The seating chart

is done. This is our wedding.

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Wow.

They all look like they're having fun.

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So where are my parents gonna be?

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Oh.

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Well, if this is the wedding hall,

then, um...

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...your parents would be over here

at home in Queens.

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They're not invited?

Oh, no, they're gonna be crushed!

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Why would they think they're invited?

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You got me. I don't...

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- Joey!

- Look, I thought parents were coming.

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Your parents are coming.

Chandler's parents are coming.

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Ross' parents are coming.

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Ross' parents are my parents.

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Well, see, parents are coming.

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- We should invite them.

- You just want more blue pins.

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Well, this is just sad.

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All right. Maybe I can fit them in

if I just do some rearranging.

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Rachel may have to sit at the bar.

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That is not a problem.

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- Maybe you'll order a little sangria.

- Oh, get out of here!

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These are our tuxedos. If you like

anything, we can make a deal.

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Anything at all. But these are

the three that Monica pre-approved.

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Uh, well,

thanks a lot for hooking me up.

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And I want you to know that I want

you to attend our wedding as my guest.

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I'm Monica's maid of honor.

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Okay, don't try to blue-pin me.

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- Well, these look nice.

- They are nice.

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When celebrities are done with them,

they send them back.

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- You mean, like, for award shows?

- Some of them.

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They've been down the red carpet

with people yelling, uh...

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..."Who are you wearing?

You look fabulous!"

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Might I suggest watching

a little more ESPN...

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...and a little less E!

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Okay. Who wore those?

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RACHEL:

Uh...

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- Well, uh, this one's Tom Brokaw.

- Not bad.

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This one is, uh, Paul O'Neil.

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Who's that?

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He plays for the Yankees.

Seriously, ESPN.

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Just once in a while.

Have it on in the background.

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Ooh, this one was Pierce Brosnan.

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- Pierce Brosnan?

- Uh-huh.

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Are you serious?

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007?

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This is James Bond's tux? Oh, I have to

get married in James Bond's tux.

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Ha, ha. It's a pretty cool tux.

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Ah, it's not just that. I would be

England's most powerful weapon.

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A jet-setting heartbreaker

on Her Majesty's secret service.

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A man who fears no one,

with a license to kill.

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Would Monica let me wear this?

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We should really learn

how to play the real way.

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I like our way.

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- Ah!

- Hey, hey!

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Chess!

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- Nice move.

- Yeah.

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- Hey.

PHOEBE & JOEY: Hey.

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I hooked Ross and Chandler up

with tuxedos. Do you need one?

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No, I'm not wearing a tux.

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- What are you gonna wear?

- Multi-colored robes.

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Ooh, and maybe a hat.

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- Huh. Does Monica know about this?

- No.

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Can I please be there

when you tell her?

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Hey, Rach,

you want to go to a movie tonight?

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Oh, I can't.

I'm having dinner with Melissa.

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Can I come?

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I won't talk.

You'll just hear my video camera.

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- What? What's going on?

- Can I tell her?

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Do you want what happened,

or Joey's lewd version?

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- Joey's.

- Okay.

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Okay, come on.

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I had this college friend...

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...and I made the mistake

of telling Joey that one time...

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...she and I, you know,

kissed a little bit.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Yeah, I'm sure that happened.

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- It did.

- Sure.

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Hey, heh. It happened.

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Yeah, it was senior year.

It was after the Sigma Chi luau...

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...and Melissa and I got very drunk.

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And we ended up kissing.

For several minutes.

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Which means she had a couple spritzers

and a peck on the cheek.

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- Why are you taking this away from me?

- Ugh.

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Why is it so hard for you to believe?

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Okay. I just didn't know

that you were a lesbian.

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I'm not saying that I'm a lesbian.

I'm just saying that this happened.

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It just seems pretty wild.

And you're... You know, so...

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...vanilla.

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Vanilla? I'm not vanilla.

I do lots of crazy things.

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I mean, I got drunk

and married in Vegas.

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To Ross.

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If you don't believe me...

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...just come with me to dinner tonight

and she'll tell you.

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Okay. Because I can't picture it.

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You should get inside my head.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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Guess what I got for your wedding?

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A freakishly thin date

with a hanger for a head?

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Rachel hooked me up with a tux.

But not just any tux.

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Batman's tux!

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- What?

- That's right.

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Made expressly for Val Kilmer,

and worn by him in the hit film...

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...that Batman film he was in.

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You can't wear that.

I'm wearing the famous tux.

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- James Bond's tux.

- So?

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If you wear that,

it'll make mine less special.

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You need something to

to make it special?

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Hello! You have

the most special thing of all.

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You are marrying the woman you love.

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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

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Don't take away my cool thing.

Pretty please?

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"Pretty please?" Not very, uh, 007.

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If you were getting married,

I'd never do anything to upset you.

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- You slept with my sister.

- That was pretty 007.

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- Hey.

- Hey. Okay, good. You're here.

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All right, I figured it out.

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I'm gonna take 2 tables of 8,

add your parents...

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...and make them into 3 tables of 6.

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And I called the caterer.

We are good to go!

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Yeah. They're not coming.

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What?

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They think that you only

invited them because of me.

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They feel unwanted.

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That's too bad. It's true. But too bad.

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- If you could just call my mom.

- Oh, Joey.

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Come on. Just let her know

you want them there.

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Let's not forget this is a woman

who has sent you many lasagnas.

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No, she hasn't.

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Is it her fault

if some didn't make it to you?

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What am I gonna say?

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Just tell them you mixed up invitations.

No, no, no, blame it on the post office.

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They hate the post office.

And the Irish.

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But I don't think

you could blame it on them.

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Hello? Yeah, hi. Uh, Mrs. Tribbiani?

Hi, this is Monica Geller.

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I'm just calling to say that I really

hope you can make the wedding.

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Apparently some of our invitations

weren't delivered.

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Um, I guess there was some screw-up

at the damn post office.

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[MONICA CHUCKLES]

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Tell me about it.

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Yeah, the U.S. Post Office?

No. More like U.S. Lost Office.

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What are they, Irish?

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Anyway, his name's Allen. And we've

been going out for three years.

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He was my first client

when I became a party planner.

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He was actually planning a party

for his girlfriend at the time.

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- Oh, well.

- No.

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- Ah. He was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse.

- Oh! Oh, that's great.

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Mm-hm.

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- Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority?

- Of course.

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Yes. I was a, um,

Thigh Mega Tampon.

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What one?

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Yeah, we were huge too.

But they had to shut us down...

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...when Regina Phalangie

died of alcohol poisoning.

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Ugh.

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Isn't it a shame when one girl

ruins it for the whole bunch?

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Hmm. Mm-hm. Ugh.

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Anyway...

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Speaking of drinking too much,

I was, uh, telling Phoebe...

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...about that crazy night after the

Sigma Chi luau where we made out.

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What?

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Remember we... Come on, we had

sarongs on and the coconut bikini tops.

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We went back to the house

and got really silly...

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...and we made out.

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Wow, Ray-Ray, I have no idea

what you're talking about.

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Really?

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Ross is Batman.

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Well, he did manage to keep

his identity secret for a long time.

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Rachel got Ross the tuxedo

that Val Kilmer wore in Batman.

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Batman is so much cooler

than James Bond.

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- What? 007 has all those gadgets.

- Batman has a utility belt.

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- 007 has a fancy car.

- Batman has the Batmobile.

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- 007 gets all the ladies.

- Heh. Batman has Robin.

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We get ESPN, right?

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How about you go put on your 007

tuxedo, and I'll make you a nice martini?

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Actually I don't like martinis.

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- A Yoo-Hoo with a funny straw?

- Ooh, yum.

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- Hey.

MONICA: Hey.

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I know the invitation says 6:00...

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...but does that mean get there at 6,

or the show starts at 6?

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The show?

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Right, the wedding. Gotcha.

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But weddings start a little late, right?

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Have you ever

been to one of my weddings?

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Ah, well, it's the same day

as my niece's christening...

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...and I want my parents to see me.

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My part's in the beginning. I'm not

in the rest of the show... Wedding.

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The wedding starts at 6.

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Okay. I totally hear you.

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Ooh! How about this?

I vamp till they get there.

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Heh. You'll "vamp"?

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Yeah, yeah, like warm up the crowd.

Ask where they're from.

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In Joey Tribbiani, you get

a minister and an entertainer.

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I'm a "ministainer."

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All right?

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There's no one better.

There's no one greater.

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Huh?

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How can you not remember us kissing?

00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:57,997

I don't know. I don't remember

a lot of things that never happened.

00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,248

Wha...

00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:05,046

Remember, we were on the sleeping

porch? We couldn't stop giggling.

00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,548

Our coconuts kept knocking together.

00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,218

Somewhere Joey's head is exploding.

00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,180

I don't want

to make you uncomfortable...

00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,892

...but I told Phoebe it happened,

and she doesn't believe me.

00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:23,940

I'm sorry. I mean, if I thought

it happened, I would say it.

00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:27,568

Maybe I passed out and you did stuff

to me while I was sleeping.

00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,405

No.

00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,032

It's okay, you don't have to do this.

I believe you.

00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:37,203

If you say you kissed Melissa,

then you kissed Melissa.

00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:40,415

- Thank you, Phoebe.

- Okay.

00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,291

- But she didn't.

- I know.

00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,338

- Hey.

- Hey.

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You carry that around?

00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:49,924

Yes.

00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,052

I find it to be something

of a conversation piece.

00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:57,306

- Between you and?

- Gunther.

00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,809

Hey, hey. Why don't we put them on?

00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,062

Get a picture of Batman

and James Bond, together.

00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,732

I would, but my pants

are a little tight.

00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:10,903

A little tight?

I could see 00 and 7 in those things.

00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:15,783

I was looking forward to wearing

our celebrity tuxes together.

00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:20,079

- So you're not gonna be wearing yours?

- Are you kidding? It's Batman's tux!

00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,291

Let me try it on.

00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:28,588

Okay. But just the jacket.

00 and 7 are not getting in there.

00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,592

Okay.

00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,305

Holy double-vented comfort, Batman!

00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,476

- What's this?

ROSS: Huh?

00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,562

An invitation to

the At First Sight premiere?

00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:45,855

Oh, my God.

00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,815

Val Kilmer didn't

wear this in Batman.

00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:52,320

He wore it to the premiere of a fruity

love story where he was a blind guy.

00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,906

Let me see that.

00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,867

Oh, man.

00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:01,746

The only super power you have is the

slightly heightened sense of smell.

00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,291

Hey.

00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,210

Uh, can I talk to you guys

for a second?

00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,754

I give up.

Whatever you want, you can have it.

00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,298

You want to sing a song or do a dance?

00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:16,886

You want your mom at the altar

screaming racial slurs? I don't care.

00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:22,642

No. I just want to thank you guys

for what you did for my parents.

00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:25,353

They're so happy

to get to be a part of your special day.

00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,687

Oh.

00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:29,649

Well, your welcome.

Tell them we're glad they're coming.

00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:34,362

I will. Oh, check out what they got

me to wear for the ceremony!

00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:37,949

Huh?

00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:42,245

I wear it like this when I

marry you guys. And then this...

00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,956

...is for party time.

00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:54,715

It happened.

I am telling you it happened.

00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,759

Hey, it was great meeting you.

00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:01,013

And, uh, Rachel? I don't think

I'll be calling you because, uh...

00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,932

...you know, you've gotten weird.

00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,853

Take care, you guys.

00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,480

Wha... Wait a minute. Okay, look.

00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:13,985

That night was the one wild thing

I've ever done in my life.

00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,279

I won't let you take it away from me.

00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:19,699

So if you don't remember that,

maybe you'll remember this...

00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:31,377

Oh, my God. You love me.

00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,298

- What?

- Of course I remember our kiss.

00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,717

I think about it all the time.

00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:41,429

I can still hear

the coconuts knocking together, I...

00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:47,643

I didn't want to tell you, because I

didn't think you'd return my love.

00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,020

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:55,151

Aw! Look who's being suddenly shy.

00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,360

[GIGGLES]

00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,821

You have to feel what I feel.

00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,699

Nobody can kiss that good

and not mean it.

00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,077

I'm just a good kisser.

00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,705

Shut up.

00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,708

I'm sorry.

00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,418

Oh.

00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,669

[LAUGHS]

00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:17,340

Oh, you don't have to be sorry.

00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,760

I'm obviously kidding.

00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,971

I'm not in love with you.

I'm not in love with her.

00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:27,642

I don't hear coconuts

banging together.

00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:33,439

I don't picture your face

when I make love to my boyfriend.

00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,734

Anyway, I gotta go.

00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,153

A kiss goodbye?

00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,947

No? Okay.

00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,207

Wow!

00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:55,711

I mean, I had no idea

that that would...

00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,261

What the hell was that?

00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,972

Just wanted to see

what all the fuss was about.

00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,600

- And?

- I've had better.

00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,776

CHANDLER:

I found one that fits.

00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:23,864

Well, you know what they say?

23rd time's a charm.

00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,869

Aw! Look at you, all handsome.

00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,539

- Whose is it?

- Oh, does it matter?

00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:35,126

All that matters

is that you look so handsome.

00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,590

- Whose is it?

- I don't want to say.

00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:45,052

Come on, I don't care. Whose is it?

00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:46,971

Diane Keaton.

00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,228

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