Эпизод со свадьбой Моники и Чендлера, Часть 1

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...as six single people?

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What's happening to the coffeehouse?

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Oh! Okay.

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From now on, it's you four

and me and the missus.

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The little woman. The wife.

The old ball and chain.

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- Old?

- The young, hot ball and chain.

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- Much better.

- We gotta go.

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- Where?

- Get the dress and lunch with mom.

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Joey, you too?

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I just heard "lunch."

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Yeah, I can go. Sure.

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Actually, I'm glad they're leaving.

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I need to talk to you

about something.

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- What's up?

- This may be a little awkward.

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If you need money, it's a bad time.

I'm buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow.

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No, it's not that.

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I'm not gonna say this

as your friend...

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...but as Monica's older brother.

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- But you're still my friend?

- Not for a few minutes.

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- Right now, are you still my best man?

- No.

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- Do I still call you Ross?

- Okay.

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You guys are getting married,

and I couldn't be more thrilled.

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But as Monica's older brother,

I have to tell you this:

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If you ever hurt my little sister...

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...if you ever cause her

any unhappiness of any kind...

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...I will hunt you down...

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...and kick your ass.

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What? I'm serious.

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- Dude! Stop it! I'm not kidding.

- I hear what you're saying...

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...and thanks for the warning.

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No problem.

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So are we friends again?

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- Yeah.

- Okay.

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Ahem. You won't believe what Monica's

brother just said to me!

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What you doing, Mon?

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I'm listing all the things that

could go wrong at the wedding.

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So I can be prepared.

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- Mm-hm. What are they?

- "The dresses won't get picked up...

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...veil gets lost,

and I'm missing something blue."

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Those are all the things I'm responsible for.

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I had to go with the odds.

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Hey! You guys!

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Remember I had that audition a while ago,

and I didn't get that part?

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- The commercial?

- No.

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- That play?

- No.

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- That other play?

- No.

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- The movie?

- Yes!

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- The one about the pilot and his dog?

- No.

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But man, that one hurt.

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- This is the one about WWI soldiers.

- Oh, yeah.

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Back then we called it

"The Great War."

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It really was.

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A guy they wanted backed out

and now they want me! I start shooting today!

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Congratulations!

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- Today's the rehearsal dinner.

- I'll be done by then.

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Oh. Then way to go,

you big movie star!

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See you.

I'm off to fight the Nazis.

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Wait, Joey. We fought the Nazis

in WWll, not WWI.

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Whoa. Okay.

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Who was in WWI?

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Go ahead.

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- You're gonna be late! Go! Go!

- Yeah, I'll see you.

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Who did we fight in WWI?

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- Mexico?

- Yes. Very good.

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- Hey, Joey. We're ready.

- Yeah, me too.

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Richard, we're ready for you.

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Joey Tribbiani, Richard Crosby

is playing Vincent.

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- I'm doing my scenes with you?

- Nice to meet you.

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I can't believe this. Incredible.

You just won an Oscar.

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No, I didn't.

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I think you did.

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I think I lost, three times.

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- Uh, cookie? Would you?

- No.

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Okay. We're about an hour away

from getting the scene lit.

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- So, uh, can you guys run it a couple times?

- Yeah, sure.

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All right. Let's do it.

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And action!

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- We have to find the platoon!

- Forget the platoon. The platoon is gone!

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- What?

- The platoon's dead! Face facts, Tony!

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What'll we do?

We have no reinforcements or food.

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There's food in the basement.

Potatoes and some pasta.

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Hang on. Joey, you keep

touching your face.

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Something wrong?

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No.

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I, uh...

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I thought it might be

a cool character thing.

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He's a face toucher.

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I don't think so.

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Let's take it back

to Richard's last lines. Action!

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We may not have any weapons,

but we still have food.

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Potatoes, pasta...

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...and a few tins of tuna!

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- Honey, we gotta go!

- Okay.

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Here's a question

you never want to ask:

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My dad just called and wants to know if he can

borrow one of your pearl necklaces?

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Did he say what kind of neckline

he's wearing?

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No.

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I've only met him once

but I'm guessing, plunging?

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He is more of a "If you've got it,

flaunt it" kind of father.

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I don't have anything

but let me see if Rachel does.

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Yes, include more people

in this.

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Hey. Do you realize that tomorrow

we're gonna be getting married?

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I have a date tomorrow night.

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- I can't believe we made it.

- You don't have to sound so surprised.

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I'm sorry, but...

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- Nothing.

- What?

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Well, honestly?

Ever since we got engaged...

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...I've waited for you to flip out.

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Honestly? Me too.

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- Really?

- Yeah.

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I think that something

stupid will come up and I'll...

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...go all Chandler.

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- But nothing has.

- I'm so glad.

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Thank you for staying

so calm during this.

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It's made me stay calm.

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- I could've been worse.

- Okay.

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I'll be right there.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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MONICA [ON MACHINE]:

Hi, if you're calling before Saturday...

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...you've reached Monica and Chandler.

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But if you're calling after Saturday,

you've reached Mr. And Mrs. Bing.

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Please leave a message for

the Bings!

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[CROWD CHATTERING]

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MONICA: Maureen!

- Hi.

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- Gosh. This is my cousin, Maureen.

- We're the Bings.

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Hi! You guys look so beautiful.

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Mr. And Mrs. Bing!

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Wow, Monica.

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So you know, I had my

older-brother talk with Chandler.

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- What is that?

- Well, I...

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I told him that if he ever hurt you...

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...I would hunt him down

and kick his ass.

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[LAUGHING]

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What is the matter with everybody?

I'm serious.

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I would kick his ass!

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Ross, please, my makeup!

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Hi.

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- Chandler.

- Mom.

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Thanks for wearing... something.

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Ohh. This is so exciting! I thought we

screwed you up too much for this.

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Just think, soon there will be

lots of little Bings.

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I can't believe I have to go back to work

after this and get spit on again.

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You're lucky. At least the people

who spit on you are famous.

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- Who spits on you?

- I don't wanna talk about work.

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Mrs. Bing? These are my parents,

Judy and Jack Geller.

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- It's lovely to meet you.

- Are you his mother or father?

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Jack!

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What? I've never seen one before.

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Dad, there's Ross.

Go talk to him.

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I didn't even have a chance to act

as if I'm okay with it.

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Hello, all.

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Hi... Dad.

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Hi, Mr. Bing.

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- Nora.

- Charles.

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- It's so great to see you both here.

- Yes.

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Although we may be seeing

too much of some people.

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Aren't you too old

to wear a dress like that?

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Don't you have too much penis

to wear a dress like that?

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Oh, my God.

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Of course you can kick his ass, son.

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You could kick anyone's ass

you want to.

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Thanks, you guys.

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- Rach, Rach?

- Yeah?

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Do me a favor. Talk to Chandler's dad

and keep him away from Chandler's mom.

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- Yeah, but I don't know what he looks like.

- He is the man in a black dress.

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Hi. I'm Rachel, a friend of

Monica and Chandler's.

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- I'm Amanda.

- Oh, I get it.

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"A man, duh!"

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[ROSS TAPS GLASS]

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Could I have your attention?

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- I'm Ross Geller.

- Dr. Ross Geller.

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Dad, please. As I was saying...

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...I'm Dr. Ross Geller.

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Uh, and I'm the best man.

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And this marriage

is doubly special for me...

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...um, because not only is the groom

my best friend...

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...but, uh, the bride is my little sister.

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She's the greatest sister

a guy could ask for.

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Please join me in raising a glass...

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...to the couple we're

here to celebrate.

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- To the Bings.

ALL: To the Bings!

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I'm gonna steam my dress.

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Who will make sure nothing

happens to it?

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- I'll do it.

- Who wants it? Anybody?

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- I said I'll do it.

- Nobody?

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- All right, I'll do it myself.

- I'm not gonna screw it up.

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You're right. I'm sorry.

You were a big help tonight.

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And thanks for putting my grandmother

in the cab to get to the hotel.

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- Of course! That's what I'm here for.

- Okay. Sorry.

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Ugh! Pssh.

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What grandmother?

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- Where have you been?

- Taking my parents to the hotel.

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- Going back to work?

- Yeah.

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- Nice shades.

- If I wear these in my scenes...

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...I won't get spit in my eyes.

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And, if I remember correctly, Ray-Ban

was the official sponsor of WWI.

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Great! All right!

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- I'll see you later.

- All right.

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- Where's Chandler?

- I think he's in Rachel's room. See you.

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Chandler?

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[KNOCKING]

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- Hey.

- Hi.

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- Is Monica here?

- She's steaming her dress. Why?

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- I think Chandler's gone.

- What?

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- He left that.

- "Tell Monica I'm sorry."

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Oh, my God.

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What's up?

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"Tell Monica I'm sorry."

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Tell her yourself.

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Oh, my God.

Chandler just left, though?

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Maybe it's not what we think.

Maybe it's:

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"Tell Monica I'm sorry

I drank the last of the milk."

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Or maybe he was writing to tell

her that he's changed his name:

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"Tell Monica, I'm Sorry."

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- It means he freaked out and left!

- Don't be so negative!

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Good God, isn't it possible that

"Sorry" is sitting in there right now?

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Phoebe, I think Ross is right.

What are we gonna do?

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I'm gonna have to go find him

and bring him back.

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You make sure Monica

does not find out, okay?

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But, if you don't find him

and bring him back...

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...I am gonna hunt you down

and kick your ass!

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[SCOFFS]

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I will find him.

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Joey? Can you

go through these lines with me?

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Oh, man, they just re-did my makeup.

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- Just the last two pages.

- All right.

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I found the picture!

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Picture? What picture?

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The picture of my wife!

I found it in your pack!

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Could you lower the script?

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I don't want to.

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I need to see your face so

I can play off your reaction.

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Okay, look.

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I know you're great

and play all those Shakespeare guys...

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...but you're spitting

all over me, man.

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- Of course I am!

- You know you've been spitting?

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That's what real actors do.

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Enunciation is the mark

of a good actor.

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And when you enunciate, you spit!

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Wow. Didn't know that.

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Thanks. Okay, check it out.

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Picture? What picture?

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- Have you seen Chandler?

- No, I haven't seen him.

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- Damn.

- He's getting married tomorrow, right?

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Yes. Don't worry. Everything's fine.

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- See you at the wedding.

- I wasn't invited.

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Then we'll see you

the day after tomorrow.

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Mom? Dad?

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What are you doing here?

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You kids talk about this place so much,

we thought we'd see what the fuss is all about.

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- I see why the girls like coming here.

- Why?

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The sexy blond behind the counter.

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- Gunther?

- She just added him to her list.

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- Your list?

- Of people we're allowed to sleep...

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I know what the list is.

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Sit down, have a cup of joe.

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I can't, I'm sorry.

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If you see Chandler,

tell him I'm looking for him.

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And if you see Rita Moreno,

let her know I'm looking for her.

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DIRECTOR:

Action!

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I found the picture!

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What picture?

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A picture of my wife, in your pack!

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You went through my personal property?

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Why do you have a picture of Paulette

in your pack?

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Because, Vincent, we were lovers...

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...for two years!

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DIRECTOR:

Cut! Wonderful!

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Great scene, huh?

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You were awesome.

In that last speech, you soaked me.

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- Tomorrow's call sheet.

- I'm not working tomorrow.

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- You are now.

- No, you gotta get me out of it.

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I have plans. Important plans!

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- Still no word from Chandler.

- Oh, man.

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But they found the grandmother

wandering down 5th.

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Okay, well there's one down.

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I'm getting married today!

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I cracked a rib, but I don't care.

Today's my wedding!

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My day is finally here!

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She might not even notice he's gone.

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I'm gonna start getting ready!

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We can't let her start getting ready.

This is too awful!

00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,478

She'll be in the gown,

and he won't show up.

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Then she'll

have to take off the gown...

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Stop it. You can't do this here.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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It's just so sad.

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Pull it together.

She can't see you like this.

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- She'll know something's wrong.

- I know. I know.

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There's no tissue.

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Can you grab me some toilet paper?

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Oh, that's gone too.

This is Monica's bathroom, right?

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- I found one.

- Okay.

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Thank you.

00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,391

Oh, God.

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Can I have another one?

00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,232

Sure.

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Do you need some floss?

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I can't imagine what will happen

if he doesn't show up.

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Here's a whole bunch.

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She'll be at the wedding waiting...

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...and people will be whispering,

"That poor girl."

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Then she'll have to come back here

and live alone.

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- Oh, my God.

- What?

00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:03,970

There was a pregnancy test

in the garbage, and it's positive.

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Monica's pregnant.

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So I guess she won't be totally alone.

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NARRATOR:

Next time on Friends:

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- We've gotta tell her that he's gone.

- No, we can't.

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She's gonna start getting ready soon.

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Can't you stall her a little?

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I'm never gonna get married.

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We've just got one short scene.

It's just you and Richard, and he's a pro.

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- Are you drunk?

- No!

00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:40,881

- Yes, you are!

- All right.

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- How's Chandler?

- Great!

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- Where are you?

- On the set.

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This is turning into the worst

wedding day ever.

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