Эпизод после слов «Я согласен»

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Okay. I know I'm not supposed to know,

but I do and I am so excited for you.

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- Why? What's going on?

- Monica's pregnant.

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Oh, my God!

Is that why you guys had to get married?

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- Guys, I'm not pregnant!

- Ah, slow swimmers?

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What? What do you mean?

You're not pregnant?

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- You didn't tell anybody I was, did you?

- No.

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I'll be right back.

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Now why don't we get a shot

of Monica and the bloody soldier?

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Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change

before the party.

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I can't.

I don't have any other clothes.

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Find some. Please! Anything that doesn't say,

"I died tragically in France."

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Then why don't we see the bride

and the groom, and the bridesmaids?

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Hey, Mon? Why did you tell

the guys that you weren't pregnant?

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Because I'm not.

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We found your test in the trash.

If you're not pregnant...

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...it's because I am.

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BOTH:

What are you talking about?

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Yes. Ahem. I am with child.

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And I didn't wanna say anything

because it's your day.

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- I didn't wanna steal your thunder.

- So you told people I was pregnant?

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Does this look like a conversation

I wanna remember?

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- Who's the father?

- Yeah.

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I can't say.

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- Why?

- Why not?

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I can't say because he's famous.

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Oh, my God, who is it?

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Come on, you have to tell us.

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Okay, okay. It's James Brolin.

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James Brolin is the father

of my baby.

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As in, Barbra Streisand's husband,

James Brolin?

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What? He never said that to me.

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Monica, if you can step away,

we'll get Chandler and the bridesmaids.

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How about just the bridesmaids?

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I am the groom.

I was told it was kind of a big deal.

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PHOEBE: It is.

RACHEL: Yeah.

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- Oh, my God!

- Thank you for doing that.

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I just can't deal

with this just quite yet.

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- So instead you told me Monica was pregnant?

- You did, I just didn't disagree.

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- Sneaky!

- Yeah.

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PHOTOGRAPHER: Smile, ladies!

- Ohh.

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- By the way, James Brolin?

- Ugh. I know.

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I could only think of two names:

Him and Ed Begley Jr. And then...

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I remembered he's gay, so...

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- Ed Begley Jr. Is not gay.

- Really?

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[BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]

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Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen,

it gives me great pleasure...

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...to introduce to you

for the first time:

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Mr. And Mrs. Chandler Bing!

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- Before we go out there, I got a present for you.

- I'm not gonna put my hand in your pocket.

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- No.

- No?

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- I've been taking dancing lessons.

- What?

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Yeah, for the last 6 weeks. I wanted this

to be a moment you'd never forget.

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Aww. That is so sweet!

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So would you care to join me

in our first dance as husband and wife?

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- Yes.

- Okay.

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- What's the matter?

- These new shoes are all slippery.

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- Are you going to be able to do this?

- Not well.

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Well, the good news is

I don't think anyone's looking at us.

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- So you ready to talk about it?

- No.

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Now?

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No.

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Okay, we'll talk about something else.

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- Thank you.

- Who's the father?

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Uh. Look, honey,

I haven't told him yet...

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...so until I do,

I don't think I should tell anybody else.

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Yeah. That's fine. That's fair. Is it Tag?

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Ugh. Phoebe!

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- Okay. I'm sorry, I'll stop.

- Okay.

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Is it Ross? It's Ross, isn't it?

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- Oh, my God, it's Joey!

- Honey, stop it, okay?

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I'm not going to tell you until I tell him.

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Ah-ha! At least we know it's a him.

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Oh, sweet lord.

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I'm sorry, okay?

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I went down to the gift shop,

and it was either this or a bathrobe.

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Look, what's more important? The way

I'm dressed or me being with you today?

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Honey, I'm not even going to pretend

I was listening. Hey! Hey.

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Hi.

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I'm Ross. I don't believe we've met.

I'm Monica's older brother.

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- Hi, I'm Mona from her restaurant.

- Oh.

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Hello, "Mona from her restaurant."

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Mona. What a beautiful name.

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You think so?

I always kind of hated it.

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- Aw, come on! Mona Lisa?

- Uh-huh.

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Mona...

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...Klegglachen?

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The famous botanist. Huh?

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Oh, no.

She's... Well, she's dead now.

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But supposedly she was once

quite the hottie of the plant world.

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- Really?

- Yeah.

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- Well, see, I never knew about her.

- Linda Klegglachen...

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So, what table are you at?

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Oh, heh, me too.

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Good. There will be someone

who likes my name.

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Yes, there will.

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Guess what, Molly Gilbert. You've

just been bumped up to table one.

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And if it's all right with you,

I'm gonna take your place at table six.

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Martin Klegglachen!

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That's better. Just bend your arms a little more.

There you go. Look straight ahead.

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Now this time I want you

to really put your ass into it.

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Chandler, darling. Look, my date has finally

arrived. I'd like you to meet Dennis Phillips.

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- Congratulations.

- Thanks.

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Dennis is a dear old friend.

And a fantastic lover.

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Bravo, Dennis,

thanks for pleasing my mother so.

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I'm so sorry I missed the ceremony.

I was stuck at auditions.

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Dennis is directing a new Broadway show.

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Hi, I don't believe we've met.

Joey Tribbiani.

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- Dennis Phillips.

- Wow. I've admired your work for years.

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You've done some amazing stuff.

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Thank you.

Excuse me, I'll get myself a drink.

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I'll be back in a moment.

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Dennis Phillips! That's great!

How did you guys meet?

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Well, you know, it's a funny story.

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Funny "ha-ha,"

or funny "boom, uh-oh!"

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Thank you very much. Now if everyone will

please take their seats, dinner will be served.

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Hey.

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- Uh, I thought you were at table six.

- Uh, no. Nine.

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Ohh. See, before, when you showed it to me,

you held it that way...

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...which was misleading.

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Well... I'll... um...

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Hello.

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Chandler! Will you see if your mom can give

my résumé to Dennis Phillips?

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Because if I can get into a Broadway show,

I would've done it all:

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Film, television and theater.

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The only thing left would be radio,

and that's just for ugly people.

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- What size shoes do you wear?

- Uh, eleven. Eleven and a half.

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Great. My shoes are giving me

a problem on the dance floor.

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- Can I borrow the boots from your costume?

- I don't know where I left those, so...

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- Those aren't eleven and a half.

- Okay, fine, I'm a 7!

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All right, I have surprisingly small feet.

But the rest of me is good! I'll show you!

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- Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant?

- Let's not talk about that now.

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- This is so huge.

- Sure, but as big as your wedding?

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Of course not. Nothing is.

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- Wow. Between me and you?

- Yeah.

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In this day and age,

how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?

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Hey, sometimes you can do everything right,

wear what you're supposed to...

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...and one of those little guys

just gets through.

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- How?

- I don't know, maybe they have tools.

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Well, I talked to her,

and she's definitely gonna have this baby.

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She's gonna raise it on her own.

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Well, maybe that's really brave.

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I just hope she realizes

how hard it's gonna be.

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Maybe she hasn't really

thought it through that much.

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There's a lot to think about.

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How is she gonna handle this financially?

How is she gonna juggle work?

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Does she realize she's not gonna have a date

again for the next 18 years?

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I don't know.

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Are you okay?

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Mm-hm.

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I'm just thinking about Phoebe.

Poor, knocked-up Phoebe.

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- Champagne?

- Oh, yes. Thank you very much. Whew.

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That's actually how the French drink it.

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Well, I just got off the phone with my lover,

James Brolin.

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- Really?

- Yes.

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And apparently,

he is married to some singer.

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But he said he'd leave her for me.

So I said, "Are you sure?"

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- And James Brolin said...

- Rachel's the one who's pregnant?

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What?

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Why bother?

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How do you feel?

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I don't know how I feel.

This is all happening so fast.

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I have to make all these decisions

that I don't want to make.

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Mm! Oh!

Someone take this away from me!

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- Calm down. Maybe you're not pregnant.

- What?

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When I got pregnant with the triplets,

I took the test three times.

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Yes. Maybe it's a false-positive.

Are you sure you peed on the stick right?

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How many ways are there

to do that?

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I'm just saying, don't freak out

until you're 100 percent sure.

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I'll take it again at home.

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You gotta take it now,

as a present to me.

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Okay. Thank you.

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- I'll run out and get you one.

- Aw, you girls are so great.

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Wait a minute. Who's the father?

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- She won't tell us.

- Come on! It's my wedding.

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That could be my present.

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- Hey! I just gave you peeing on a stick.

- See, this is why you register.

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[SQUEAKING]

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It was the chair again, okay?

I'm not doing it!

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It was... Look, I don't.

You know what?

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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- Would you like to dance?

- Sure.

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- Yeah.

- Oh, great.

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- Dr. Geller?

- I wasn't farting!

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Uh, a little game from our table.

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- Yes?

- Dr. Geller, will you dance with me?

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Oh. Um...

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Maybe later.

I'm about to dance with this lady.

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Okay.

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Ooooh.

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Unless this lady wouldn't mind

letting you go first.

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I'd be happy to.

You are very sweet.

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Ohh. Yes, I am.

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In fact, why don't we try it my special way.

You can dance on my feet.

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- Sure.

- Yeah? Hop on.

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- Is the pretty lady looking?

- Uh-huh.

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Keep dancing.

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[EASY LISTENING

MUSIC PLAYING]

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And the world will never know.

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- Hey! Did you talk to Dennis?

- Yes. I told him how talented you were.

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- I told him all about Days ofour Lives.

- No, you don't tell a Broadway guy that!

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- Now he thinks I'm just a soap actor.

- But you're not just a soap actor.

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You are a soap actor

with freakishly tiny feet.

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Hey.

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- Thank you.

- No, thank you, Miranda.

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- Melinda.

- All right.

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- How cute was that?

- Oh! Were you watching?

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- Can I go next?

- Uh...

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Of course you can. Hop on.

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Okay. But I get to hop on after her.

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- I am so gonna score!

- What?

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I like your bow.

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I'd like to propose a toast

to Monica and Chandler...

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...the greatest couple in the world,

and my best friends.

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When I first found out they were

getting married, I was a little angry.

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I was like, "Why, God? How can you

take them away from me?!"

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But then I thought back over our

memories together.

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Some happy memories.

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[LAUGHS]

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Then there were some sad memories.

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[SNIFFS]

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I'm sorry.

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And some scared memories.

Whoa!

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Huh?

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And then I realized

I'll always be their friend.

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Their friend who can speak

in many dialects...

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...has training in stage combat

and is willing to do partial nudity.

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Oh... To the happy couple.

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- That was nice.

- Can we do it again?

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No, no.

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- So is it my turn?

- I'm next.

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Oh!

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- That's okay, you can dance with her first.

- Are you sure?

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Okay.

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- So what's your name?

- Gert.

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That's pretty.

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Come on.

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Whoa! Whoa!

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What are you doing, Gert?

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Dancing on your feet

like the other girls did it.

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Okay.

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Hop on, Gert.

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- Why aren't you moving your feet?

- I'm trying.

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Faster! You're not going fast enough!

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Maybe I should stand on your feet!

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So did you happen to catch my toast

up there?

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Oh, my God. That was for my benefit?

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Well, I like to think

there was something for everyone.

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- I know you're casting for this new show.

- Look, Joey, I don't think you're right for it.

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See, that's where you're wrong.

Whatever it is, I can do it.

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- And if you didn't see it up there, just try me.

- It's an all-Chinese cast.

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Can you be Chinese?

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- I'm not proud of this, but...

- Oh, my God. No, please! Don't!

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[BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]

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- Ready to get back on the dance floor?

- Did it turn into sand?

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- Come on, I love this song. You'll be fine.

- No, I won't.

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Do you know why I took all those lessons?

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For the first time, I didn't want you

to be embarrassed...

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...to be seen on the dance floor

with some clumsy idiot.

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Aww. Sweetie, you could never

embarrass me.

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Okay, you could easily embarrass me.

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But it doesn't matter. Right?

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I married you.

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So I'm gonna dance on my wedding night

with my husband. Come on!

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- Just try not to move your feet at all.

- Oh.

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There you go.

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- Chandler, I'm gonna have you arrested.

- Why?

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You stole my moves.

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- How much longer?

- Thirty seconds.

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Thirty seconds. Okay.

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Did I miss it?

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Rachel, I want you to know...

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...that if it's positive, we...

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- I know. I know.

- You do? Okay.

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It's time.

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ALL:

No!

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- Go ahead, Rach.

- Oh, wait. You know what? I can't look at it.

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I can't look at it.

Somebody else tell me.

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PHOEBE: Okay.

- Okay.

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It's negative.

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- What?

- It's negative.

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Oh.

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Well, there you go.

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Whew!

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That is... That is really great, great news.

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Because the whole...

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...not being ready,

the financial aspects, all that...

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This is so just the way

it was supposed to be.

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Well then, great.

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God. This is so stupid.

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How can I be upset

over something I never had?

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It's negative?

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No, it's positive.

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- What?

- It's not negative, it's positive.

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- Are you sure?

- Yeah, I lied before.

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Oh!

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Oh, my God!

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- Now you know how you really feel about it.

- Oh! That's a risky little game.

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Are you really gonna do this?

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Yeah. I'm gonna have a baby.

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I'm gonna have a baby!

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- With who?

- No, it's still not the time.

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[BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]

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I just didn't see

the fast song coming.

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Shh. Don't try to talk. We'll get you up to your

room, soak your feet. You'll be okay.

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- Oh, thank you.

- That is so sweet!

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- Yeah.

- No, I mean it.

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There's so few

genuinely nice guys out there.

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Tell me about it.

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I feel like I'm holding down

the fort all by myself.

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- It's Joey, right?

- Yeah.

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Wait a minute! No! I'm the nice one!

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I'm the one that danced

with the kids all night.

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How small are your feet?

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