Эпизод с красным свитером

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We did not take a bag

of Meshugga Nuts from the minibar.

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And we did not watch

Dr. Do-Me-A-Little.

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- Hey.

- Oh.

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- Joey, were you in our room last night?

- No.

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I was told the name of the movie

would not appear on the bill.

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- Hi, we're checking out of the bridal suite.

- That's right, I'm no longer a bride.

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I'll never be a bride again.

Now I'm just someone's wife.

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And I'm the happiest guy

in the world.

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Come on, honey. Don't be upset.

We have so much to look forward to.

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Yeah, right.

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- The honeymoon.

- That's not till Thursday.

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- The wedding pictures.

- Those won't be ready weeks.

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- Not the disposable cameras from the tables.

- That's true! I knew I married you for a reason!

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I'll tell you what. I will go get them developed,

and you can go home.

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[JOEY CHUCKLING]

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- What? What did you take a picture of?

- Nothing. It was something.

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Okay, Ross has the cameras.

Is he checked out yet?

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Are you joking?

Checkout is not till noon.

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- And he has a good 11 minutes left.

- So?

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So Ross has never checked out of a room

a minute before he had to.

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Yeah, one time when we were dating...

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...we got a late checkout, he got so excited,

it was the best sex we ever had.

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Until he screamed out "Radisson"

at the end.

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Okay, I'm gonna get Ross, get the cameras,

and get them developed.

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[JOEY CHUCKLES]

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Thirty-two, Joe. You're 32!

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- Here's a copy of your bill.

- Oh, thanks.

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Champagne, strawberries...

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Oh, my God! I can't believe Chandler

ordered porn on our wedding night.

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Yeah, that's sad.

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Meshugga Nut?

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[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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Soaps, shampoos.

Are you really taking all this stuff?

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- Why not? It's built into the price of the room.

- Yeah, but you don't need...

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- What is this?

- Thread.

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Score!

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- Where are the disposable cameras?

- What disposable cameras?

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Last night I asked you to take them.

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- No, you didn't.

- Yes, before we cut the cake, I said...

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Yeah, you came up to me

and asked me for a favor.

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And then my Uncle Murray came up to you

and handed you a check.

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Then you said, "Why do they call it a check?

Why not a Yugoslavian?"

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[LAUGHS]

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- Yeah, then you did that.

- So you don't have the cameras?

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- No, sorry.

- So what? What?

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- They're gone? Monica's gonna freak!

- I'm sure they're here somewhere.

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I'll help you look.

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- Great.

- In three minutes.

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- Hey

- Hey.

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Are you gonna open the presents

without Chandler?

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No.

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They're calling out to me.

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This little guy even crawled

up in my lap.

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Come on, Chandler wouldn't mind

if I opened just one present.

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What do you think it is?

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A mirror that when you look into it,

you see yourself as an old woman.

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A tiny salt shaker!

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Oh, my God, for tiny salt!

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Oh, wow! Okay, that was fun.

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Oh, yeah.

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I'm just gonna wait for Chandler

to open up the rest of them.

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- Okay.

- Whoo!

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Although, you know, this is part

of a salt-and-pepper set.

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So I guess it may just count as half a present.

What do you think?

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Well, I guess it's okay to open one more

if it's part of a set. It's probably this one.

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Or this one!

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Hi.

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- How you feeling? Got any morning sickness?

- Shh! The guys don't know yet, do they?

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No. Joey and Ross don't know anything,

and Chandler thinks Phoebe's pregnant.

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That's right.

Chandler does still think I'm pregnant.

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He hasn't asked me how I'm feeling,

or offered to carry my bags.

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I feel bad for the woman

who ends up with him.

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After you, of course.

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Don't worry. I promise that you will only have

to be pregnant a few more hours.

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I'm going to tell the father today.

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Is it someone in this building?

That tall guy from the first floor?

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- Eww! No!

- What? I think he's cute.

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- Well, then you have his baby.

- Believe me, I'm trying.

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Wow. It's so weird.

You're gonna tell this guy today...

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...and he has no idea

what's gonna happen.

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Yeah. You're just gonna knock on his door

and change his life forever.

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You're like Ed McMahon,

except without the big check.

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Or the raw sexual magnetism.

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- Yeah, I guess it is pretty big news.

- Pretty big? It's huge!

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God, this guy doesn't have a clue.

He's walking around thinking:

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"I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock!"

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Then, bam!

He's a father, everything's different.

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Well, it's only different if he wants it to be.

I'm not gonna ask him for anything.

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Then he still has this huge decision

to make. Now he's thinking:

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"Do I want to be a dad?"

Then, bam!

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- What was that "bam"?

- I don't know. He's hit by a bus.

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RACHEL: Hi.

- Hey.

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Joey, what would you do if someone

you slept with told you she was pregnant?

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Who called here?

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Did she sound blond? Any accent?

I gotta make a call.

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Should have never walked

into that Sunglass Hut!

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Oh, Joey! Joey! It's not you!

You didn't get anyone pregnant.

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Why would you scare me like that?

What the hell's going on?

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Is somebody pregnant?

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Oh, yeah! That's me.

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Oh, my God, Pheebs!

You're gonna have a baby?

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Yes, I am.

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Oh, my God, I'm gonna have a baby!

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- Wait, who's the father?

- You don't know him.

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He wants nothing to do

with me or the baby.

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Who is this guy? Who is he?

Because I'll track him down and kick his ass!

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- David Linn.

- David Linn!

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David Linn! David Linn!

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- Who's David Linn?

- Some guy from my gym. A little annoying.

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- Chandler?

- Hey. Did you find the cameras?

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No. Did you?

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Yes, that's why I'm under the table.

Celebrating.

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I checked in the lost and found.

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I talked to the manager.

No one's turned them in.

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Great. Those cameras were the only thing

that will cheer Monica up. She's depressed.

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You guys just got married.

Why is she so depressed?

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All my energy is going into

not asking that question.

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- I can't believe I screwed this up!

- I'm sorry, man.

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Here's a thought.

This is the same ballroom.

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There's a band. There's gonna be

plenty of dressed up people.

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Are you suggesting

we dance our troubles away?

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No, we buy more of these at the gift shop,

throw our tuxes on and take a few pictures.

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All have to do is make sure

not to get people's faces.

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Are you serious?

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I'm just thinking about your new bride.

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Okay? Do you really want to start your

life together by letting her down?

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Marriage advice? Really?

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I'm telling you,

this looks exactly like your wedding.

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- Aren't these the same flowers?

- I don't know. Monica picked them.

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- The chairs?

- Those too.

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- The place settings?

- Her.

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- What did you do?

- I was in charge of the cameras.

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- Gift shop?

- Mm.

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Hey.

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- Did you do it yet?

- Not yet.

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Then what are you doing here?

Are you about to do it?

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- Is it Gunther?

- No...

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- It's not Gunther!

- Thank God. That hair on a baby?

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The father is not here. I haven't

told him, and I don't think I can now.

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- Why not?

- Now let me think.

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I was walking down the street, thinking, "I'm

gonna tell the father today." And then, bam!

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Bus?

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No, you! You freaked me out.

You kept saying how huge this all is.

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- But it is huge.

- I know.

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But I was just thinking

about how huge it was for me.

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I didn't go to how huge

this is gonna be for the father.

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You're thinking about this

way too much.

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Just tell him and get it over with.

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It's like ripping off this Band-Aid,

quick and painless. Watch.

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Oh, mother of...!

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See?

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- Ooh. Are we opening presents?

- No. I shouldn't have even opened these.

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Joey, I am out of control!

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You have to do me a favor.

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No matter what I say, no matter what I do,

please do not let me open another present.

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- Okay?

- Okay.

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- Give me one more.

- Okay.

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- Hey.

- Oh, good. You're here. Pheebs? Listen...

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- Sit down, I got something I want to say.

- All right.

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Um...

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It's a scary world out there,

especially for a single mom.

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Now, I always felt that you

and I have a special bond.

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So, Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?

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Oh, my God!

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- Joey!

- Oh, yeah, I'll marry you.

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- You can't marry him!

- Hey, lady, your day's over, it's my turn.

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- Phoebe!

- What? Why can't she marry me?

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I can and I will.

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She's not pregnant. It's Rachel.

Rachel's the one who's pregnant, okay.

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- Oh, my God!

- Hey.

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He'd notice when you didn't

have a baby in nine months!

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It's Joey!

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[MOUTHS]

I love you.

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I can't believe it! Rachel's pregnant?

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- Yeah.

- Who's the father?

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We don't know.

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- I wonder if it's that dude.

- There's a dude?

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- Yeah.

- Who is it?

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A month ago this guy spent the night.

I didn't see who it was, but...

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Was that story over?

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The guy left this.

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Oh, my God!

I know who the father is.

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People have got

to finish their stories.

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- Excuse me. Could you take a picture of us?

- Oh. Of course.

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- Would you take one of us?

- Uh. Yeah, sure.

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Click.

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- It didn't click.

- I heard it.

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- But there was no flash.

- Why won't you take our picture?

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Yeah, I'll take your picture.

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- Your finger was covering the lens.

- Who are you, Ansel Adams? Get out of here!

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Look, I feel really bad about how

I freaked you out before...

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...so I called the father

and asked him to meet you here. Go!

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What? Wait a minute.

How do you even know who the father is?

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I may play the fool at times...

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...but I'm more than a pretty blond

with an ass that won't quit.

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I believe this belongs to the father

of your baby.

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Oh, God.

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- Oh. He's in there right now?

- Uh-huh.

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You can turn around, or you can go in there

and rip the Band-Aid off.

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What do you wanna do?

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- Let's rip.

- Really? Are you sure?

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- Phoebe!

- Okay. Sorry. Yeah.

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Hey, Rach.

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Go on-stage. I'll get a picture

of you doing the speech.

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Okay. Okay.

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[GLASSES CLINKING]

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Will the owner of a 1995 Buick LeSabre

please see the front desk?

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Your car is about to be towed.

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That's my car!

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- A '95 LeSabre?

- Yes.

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- A green LeSabre?

- Yes!

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- I'm sorry, I meant blue.

- Yes, green-blue.

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Well, go. Go move it!

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- Okay. Ready for the last picture?

- Yeah.

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Get ready to run.

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Congratulations on your wedding.

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So, what's this about?

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Rachel has something

that she wants to tell you.

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And I believe that

this is your red sweater.

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No, this is my red sweater.

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Oh, no.

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Could I get anyone a coffee?

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Or poison? No? Just for me? Okay.

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What's going on?

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Nothing.

Phoebe kind of made a mistake.

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But you do wear that sweater a lot.

Are you involved in some kind of dare?

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I'm actually glad Phoebe called.

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I know we broke up because you thought

I wasn't mature enough...

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...but I've really grown up.

And I think we should get back together.

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It's just not the right time.

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- It is the right time.

- Okay.

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- I'm ready for more.

- Tag.

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Come on, Rach.

Let's give it another try.

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- I'm having a baby.

- Oh.

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- You can go.

- Thank you.

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I don't know how

any of these got opened!

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- You opened them all?

- I know, I am a terrible person.

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Chandler's never gonna trust me

with anything ever again.

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- Hey! You got my parents' gift.

- Yeah. What is that?

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I don't know.

I think it does something to salami.

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- Hey. How'd it go?

- Yeah. What did Tag say?

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Tag is not the father.

And Joey knows now?

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I do, Rach. I do.

And I'm so happy for you.

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Oh. Wow, you didn't even try

to unhook my bra.

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So are you ever gonna tell

whoever it is?

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I will, I'm just not up for it tonight.

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Hey, Rach, listen. No matter what he says,

you're not gonna be alone.

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- I'm not?

- No.

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Listen, I, uh...

00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:22,683

It's a scary world out there,

especially for a single mom.

00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:23,893

Aww.

00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:28,064

I've always felt like

you and I have this special bond.

00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,110

- Rachel Green, will you marry me?

- What?

00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,903

- What?

- What?!

00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:38,032

- Pheebs, give me the ring back.

- No!

00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:42,495

Joey, you're so sweet.

You are so, so sweet, honey.

00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,789

But I'm not looking for a husband.

00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,419

I understand.

00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:55,716

Now if you'll excuse me,

I'm going to go and lie down.

00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,349

I can't say that didn't hurt.

00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:09,939

- But I'll take you back, Joey.

- About that, I...

00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,359

- Ohh, a Salami Buddy!

- There you go!

00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,404

- We're back!

MONICA: Great.

00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:20,032

We're hanging in the kitchen.

Let's stay in the kitchen.

00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:24,537

- It's picture time.

- You're gonna love these.

00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,581

Here's a picture of Ross.

00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,375

And that's me.

00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,129

And that's me and Ross.

00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:38,509

Aww. And here's our first kiss

as a married couple.

00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,554

Wow. That is a great picture.

00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:46,100

Yeah. And interesting, because I found

the cameras in one of our bags.

00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,273

Huh. Didn't see that coming.

00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,568

Okay, so this isn't

the picture of our first kiss...

00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:59,822

...but it is a picture of my first kiss

with this lady.

00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:06,829

Which, by the look on your face, I'm sure

you'll remember, so there's no need...

00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,249

I'll take the real pictures

to them developed.

00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,543

- That'd be a good idea.

- Okay.

00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:20,593

You opened all the presents without me?

We were gonna do that together.

00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,012

You kissed another woman?

00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,307

- Call it even?

- Okay.

00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:37,318

- Well, I'm gonna go get these in some water.

- You stole those from that wedding?

00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:41,989

No, the hotel lobby. They think

they can charge me for some dirty movie...

00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:45,743

...and a bag of Meshugga Nuts

they got another thing coming!

00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,123

Hey, my sweater!

00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:57,004

I've been looking for this for like a month.

00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,719

BOTH:

Oh, my God!

00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,395

Oh, my God!

00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:23,447

- Hey, how you doing?

- Good. Long time no see.

00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,827

- Like your sweater.

- Oh. Hey. Right back at you.

00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,537

[CHUCKLES]

00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:35,418

- It's crazy about Rachel.

- Yeah. Well, she's one crazy lady.

00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:41,173

- So whose is it?

- Um, I don't know, some Italian guy.

00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:46,053

Come on, read your own label.

See you later.

00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,931

- Okay.

- He is so weird.

00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,228

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