Эпизод со свиданием Рэйчел

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- Hey, Phoebe! How was dinner?

- Hey!

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Dinner was good! Just saying hi!

Now I'm gonna go!

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All right, okay.

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- Oh. Well, hello there.

- Hi.

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I didn't see this on the menu.

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Phoebe, this is Tim, my new sous chef.

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- Oh. So you're Monica's boss?

- Actually, she's my boss.

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- "Sous" is French for "under."

- Ah! I "sous-stand." Heh.

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Tim, I need a calamari and a caesar salad.

And could you get me the pesto?

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- Yeah.

- You made pesto?

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Yes, I did.

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Would you say your pesto

is the best-o? Heh.

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I don't know.

I would say it's pretty good-o.

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[LAUGHING]

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I still need the calamari and the salad.

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- I like your necklace.

- Oh, I made it myself.

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- You are so talented.

- Well, it's no pesto.

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All right, let's just cut to the chase.

Okay? You're single, you're single.

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He gets off work at 11.

She'll be waiting for your call.

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I'll give him your number if I could

just get calamari and caesar salad!

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I did not yell.

I am not putting a dollar in the jar.

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- Wow, Bing! Burning the midnight oil.

- You know me, sir.

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Oh, I have a question. Do you know how

can I get around the computer network...

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...so I can access

the really good Internet porn?

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You're a joker, Bing.

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What's funny about that?

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- Sorry I kept you waiting so long.

- That's okay. Where do you wanna go?

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Oh, uh, I think you know

where I wanna go.

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- The Hard Rock Cafe?

- Yeah.

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- Again?

- Yeah.

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- I'm telling you, I like the food.

- You like the Purple Rain display.

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- Hey, Bob.

- Hey, Toby. Have a good night.

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- Did that guy just call you Toby?

- Yeah, he thinks that's my name.

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- Why don't you correct him?

- Oh, it's been way too long now.

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The first time, we were passing each other

so I didn't say anything.

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The next time he said,

"Hey, Toby, want a doughnut?"

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And I wanted the doughnut.

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Five years later, the doughnut's gone

and I'm still Toby.

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- Five years? Chandler, you have to tell him.

- No, that would be so awkward.

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Besides, we work in different departments.

He's on the sixth floor.

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So he calls me Toby once in a while.

Big deal. Could be worse.

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It's not like he's calling me Muriel.

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Muriel.

Why would he call you Muriel?

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Oh, my God.

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Chandler M. Bing.

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It's not just an M.

Your middle name is Muriel!

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Shh! It is a family name.

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Chandler Muriel Bing.

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Your parents never even

gave you a chance, did they?

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Drake, I've discovered the reason

for your headaches and memory loss.

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What is it?

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Apparently, your brain transplant

was not entirely successful.

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It seems your body

is rejecting Jessica's brain.

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Is it serious?

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Not if we extract tissue

from the original body...

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...synthesize antibodies,

introduce them into your system...

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...which could stop you

from rejecting the brain.

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That sounds simple enough.

Let's just do that.

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We would, but when we went

to exhume Jessica's body...

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...it was gone.

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DIRECTOR:

Cut. Very nice, people.

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- Let me change and we can go to dinner.

- Wh...? Oh.

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- What happened to Jessica's body?

- I'm not telling. You'll have to see it on TV.

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- You don't know, do you?

- No. Couldn't care less.

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- Hey, good scene, man. All right.

- You too.

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[CLEARING THROAT]

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- What? You weren't in it.

- Oh...

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Oh, sorry. Uh, Kash,

this is my friend Rachel. Rachel, Kash.

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- Hi.

- How come I haven't seen you here before?

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Well, heh. Joey probably

just thinks I'll embarrass him.

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He thinks I'm some kind

of soap opera nut. Ha-ha-ha.

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Which I'm not. I'm not. Ha, ha.

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Although, I do know your favorite

ice cream flavor is butter pecan.

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And, uh... And your dog's name is Wally.

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- Look at that, I'm just stroking your arm.

- Here we go.

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We're leaving. Bye, Kash.

Say hi to Wally.

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- Oh, Monica.

- Hi.

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Oh, my God, I had the best time

with Tim last night. He is so sweet.

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Ugh! I can't wait to get "sous-neath" him.

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- Uh, I... I have to fire him.

- Why?

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Because He's terrible.

He's slow. He burns things.

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Last night he lit my pastry chef on fire.

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He was nervous.

You can be very intimidating.

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And I've met your pastry chef.

She can stand to be taken down a peg.

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Well, now she has no eyebrows.

Mission accomplished.

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But Monica, he loves his job so much.

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Can't you just give him

another chance, please?

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All right. But if he lights someone

else on fire, he is out of there.

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That's fair. Thank you so much. Thanks.

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Oops, looks like when he got the pastry

chef, he got you a little bit too.

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I paid to have this done.

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Love it!

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- Hey.

- Hi.

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Oh, you know, uh,

Kash really liked you the other day.

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- He said he thought you were charming.

- Ha!

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- I thought I was an idiot.

- I'm with you.

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- He asked if you'd go out with him.

- Oh!

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Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up a little.

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- What did you say?

- I said, "No." Heh.

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What?

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I figured since you're pregnant,

you're not gonna be seeing people.

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Okay, Joey.

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First of all, Kash Ford? Not people.

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Second, what did he say

when you told him I was pregnant?

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I didn't. I didn't know

if you were telling people.

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This was back when I thought Kash

was still "people."

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- Good. Don't. Just have him call me.

- I really don't think that's such...

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Okay, you go do it.

I'll come back to that set.

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- I'll meet more actors. I'll meet them all.

- Yup.

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- Hey, Bob.

- Hey! How's my pal Toby doing today?

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- If I see him, I'll ask.

- Aah!

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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Hey, Bing. Was that Bob from six

you were just talking to?

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- Yeah.

- You know each other?

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We're on a semi-first-name basis.

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What do you think

of adding him to our team?

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Bob? Ooh.

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Working here with us? Every day?

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Yeah, I don't know if he has what it takes.

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- Really? They love him down on six.

- But this is 11.

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It's almost twice as hard up here.

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Okay, I hear you loud and clear.

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- Bob will stay put.

- I think it's best, sir.

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We really do need to find somebody.

Work is starting to pile up.

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I've got a stack of documents on my desk

this high.

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What you should do,

toss them in the shredder...

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...and claim you never got them.

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[CHUCKLES]

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That's a good one, Bing.

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What does a guy have to do

to be taken seriously around here?

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- Hey.

- Okay, I gave him another chance...

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...but Tim has got to go.

- But...

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No! No, no. He's totally incompetent.

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I called the chef

who recommended him to me.

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He said, "Ha, ha! Gotcha!"

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- Okay, but you can't fire him today.

- Why not?

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- Because I'm dumping him today.

- What? You said he was sweet.

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He is sweet. He's too sweet.

He calls me all the time.

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"Did you get home from work okay?

Did you get out of the shower okay?"

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- Just don't pick up your phone.

- Then he comes over!

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"I was worried about you."

Ugh, be a man!

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So now I'm not allowed to fire him?

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You can't fire him and dump him

in the same day. He'll kill himself.

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I fire him today,

you go out with him another week.

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Are you kidding? Another week

with that simp, I'll kill myself.

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Then we'll both do it today

and he'll just have to deal with it.

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Okay. But the question is,

who's gonna go first?

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Whoever goes second is the bitch.

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- What do you mean?

- The boss that fires a guy...

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...that's just been dumped? Bitch!

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And the woman who dumps a guy

that's just been fired?

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Blond bitch!

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I wanted to do this days ago,

so I think I should go first.

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Ugh. All right, that makes sense.

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Agh, but...

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...screw you! I'm going first!

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- Hey, Toby, you got a sec?

- Sure, what's up?

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I just had a meeting.

I was hoping to get transferred up here.

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But I found out it's not gonna happen.

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Apparently somebody thinks

I'm not "11 th-floor material."

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Say, uh, who the hell is this Chandler?

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What do you think is the better excuse

for why I'm not drinking on this date?

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Um, "I'm a recovering alcoholic,"

"I'm a Mormon"...

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...or "I got so hammered last night

I'm still a little drunk"?

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- Hey.

RACHEL: Hi.

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So, what do you want to do tonight?

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There's a Ukrainian film at the Angelika

that's supposed to be very powerful.

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- Interested?

- No. No.

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But I'll go see

a normal-person movie with you.

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- Rach, you wanna come?

- Oh, no, I can't. I got a date.

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- Heh. A date?

- Yeah. Why, is that weird for you?

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Why, no. It's the opposite of weird.

It's, uh... It's regular. It's, uh...

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It's mundane. It's actually a little dull.

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It's no Ukrainian film, I'll tell you.

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Ooh! Earrings!

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- A date? She's got a date? With who?

- I set her up with this actor on my show.

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- You set her up?

- No.

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- Joey, what were you thinking?

- That it would probably be okay...

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...because Ross hasn't gone out

with Rachel in five years.

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Joey, I'm not worried about her.

I'm worried about my baby.

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Whoever she dates, my baby dates.

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- Where is this "actor" taking them?

- Hey! I'm an "actor" too.

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I'm not sure. I think they're taking the ferry

to some Italian place on Staten Island.

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A ferry? My baby's going on a ferry?

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Do you have any idea

how dangerous those are?

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Aren't we talking about those big boats

that go, like, five miles an hour?

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Why don't they just jump out

of an airplane? That's a fun date.

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Or burn each other with matches?

That's fun too.

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Whoo!

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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- Hey, Joey.

- Hey, Kash.

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- Uh, hey, Ross, this is Kash.

- Hey.

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- Hey, I hear you're going on a ferry tonight.

- Yeah.

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Bit of a daredevil, are we?

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Hey, you guys, do you think

this is too slutty? Hi, Kash.

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- Hey, Rachel. You ready to go?

- Yeah. See you guys later.

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- Okay. Have a great time, you guys.

RACHEL: Thank you.

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And yes, it is too slutty!

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- Hi.

- Ah!

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Hi.

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I'm so glad you called.

I feel like it's always me calling you.

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So, what's up?

Is everything okay with Phoebe?

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It will be in a minute. Listen.

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- Tim, you're a really great guy.

- That's because I'm with you.

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Aw.

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I'm just... I'm in a place in my life

right now where I...

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[BEEPER BEEPING]

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Whoops! So sorry. "This just in." Heh.

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[LAUGHS]

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It's 911 from the restaurant.

That means Monica needs me.

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Oh, no, she doesn't! I know what that is.

You can stay.

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Aw...

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I'll miss you too, Pheebs.

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And I will be holding you right here.

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So, what movie do you wanna see?

And not another one I have to read.

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I get enough of that from books.

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- Books?

- All right, car magazines, cereal boxes...

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...but it's, like, enough!

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I tell you what, why don't we...?

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Why don't we stay. Let's not see a movie.

We'll just hang.

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Just wait for Rachel

to come back from her date?

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Hey, if that's what you wanna do,

I'm not gonna say no.

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Dude, what is going on?

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- I just... I have to find out how it went.

- Why?

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This guy could be my baby's stepfather.

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They go on one date and you're worried

about them getting married?

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He's not you.

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I just, I can't believe she's dating.

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- What did you think she was gonna do?

- I don't know.

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I guess I can't believe

any of this is happening.

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What do you mean?

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I always thought when I had another kid,

it'd be different.

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I love Ben. But every time

I drop him off at Carol and Susan's...

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...it breaks my heart a little.

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I've always had this picture

of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday.

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My kid comes running in, leaps up on

the bed and we all read the paper together.

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You know?

Maybe fight over the science section.

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That's a nice picture.

Maybe you can still have that.

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No, I can't. Rachel's out with some guy.

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My baby went with her.

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If anything, that picture

keeps moving further away.

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Hey, can I ask you something?

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In this picture of you and your wife,

is your wife Rachel?

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It used to be.

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Now she doesn't really have a face.

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Smoking body, though.

00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:24,130

Good call. But the face, Ross,

the face isn't Rachel.

00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:28,426

No. But, ugh, how much easier

would it be if it were?

00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,762

I know, but I don't think

that's what she wants.

00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,263

It's not what I want either.

00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,016

And I can't force myself

to fall in love with her again.

00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:38,019

Ross, maybe you need a new picture.

00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:42,982

Okay? It's not gonna be what you thought.

But no matter what...

00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:46,945

...there's gonna be

a brand-new little baby. Your baby.

00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,657

Who cares what the picture looks like?

00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,409

Yeah.

00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:57,372

Hey, tell you what. Let's you and me

go out and have some fun.

00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:00,249

Huh? Whatever you want. Come on.

00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,712

- We can catch that Ukrainian film.

- No, I said fun.

00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,425

- Hey, Toby?

- Hey, Bobby.

00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,052

It's Bob, actually.

00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:17,225

You work up here. Can you tell me

where Chandler Bing's office is?

00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:21,854

Uh, yeah, it's right...

00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,942

Right there.

Let me ask you, why?

00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,945

Ha, ha, I wanna talk to that bastard,

see what his problem is.

00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,197

Okay, Bob, listen. Uh...

00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:35,410

I'm the reason you didn't get the job.

00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,495

- Toby, don't.

- Bob.

00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:42,166

Toby, I'm not gonna let you

cover for him.

00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,920

Anything you say will just get me

more upset with Chandler.

00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,590

Well that puts me in a difficult position.

00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:56,597

- I got your page. Is everything okay?

- Uh, well, that depends.

00:16:56,765 --> 00:17:00,643

- How are things with Phoebe?

- It's great. Thank you for introducing us.

00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:05,064

Oh, my pleasure. Okay,

I'm afraid I've got some bad news.

00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,151

- Phoebe!

- Monica!

00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,654

- I'm breaking up with you!

- You're fired!

00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,657

- What?

- I'm breaking up with you.

00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:18,119

- You're fired.

- Why?

00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:22,540

I'm sorry. I'm not ready

for a relationship right now.

00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:27,211

And I'm sorry too. But, well,

I like things done a certain way.

00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:32,675

- And the chemistry's just not right.

- Ooh, good. The chemistry thing for us too.

00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:38,264

Wow, heh. Um, okay. Um...

00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,684

I realize I came on a little strong.

00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,437

But it's only because

I think you're so amazing.

00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,731

And, uh...

00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:51,027

I just wanna tell you how much I appreciate

you giving me an opportunity here...

00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:54,530

...because you're the most talented chef

I've ever worked for.

00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,201

Anyway, heh.

00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:07,335

- Tim, wait. Wait. Um...

- Yeah?

00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:12,965

I think I spoke too quickly.

There's a learning curve with this job.

00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,760

- Maybe we could try it again.

- Really?

00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,011

Thank you so much.

00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,138

- Because I know I can be better.

- Okay.

00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:25,019

And Tim, I just want to say

good luck here.

00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,987

- Hello. Ha, ha.

- Hi.

00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,948

Uh, how was the date?

00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:43,329

Well, I'm alone and I just bought $15

worth of candy bars. What do you think?

00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,748

- Huh. What happened?

- Made the mistake...

00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,126

...of telling him that I was pregnant.

00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:52,547

- He didn't, uh, take it so well?

- Well, better than you.

00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,467

- But still not what you want.

- Oh?

00:18:56,635 --> 00:19:00,304

Yeah. He got all weird and sputtery.

Then he said, uh:

00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:03,474

"I hear those hemorrhoids

are a bitch."

00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,644

- He sounds swell.

- Doesn't he?

00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,522

Hey, you want a little cheering up?

00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,066

- Yes. Okay.

- Sit down.

00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,778

Guess whose middle name is Muriel?

00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,283

[GASPS]

00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,410

- Chandler M. Bing.

- Yu-huh.

00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,412

Oh, my God.

00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,622

[BOTH LAUGHING]

00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,878

- I'm sorry about your date.

- It's all right.

00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:35,256

I guess I'm just done

with the whole dating thing.

00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:40,261

Just one more thing in my life

that is suddenly completely different.

00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,931

- This is hard.

- Yeah, I know.

00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,686

On the other hand, in, um...

00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:52,523

In about seven months

you're gonna have something...

00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:57,278

...that you're gonna love more than

any guy you've ever gone out with.

00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:02,366

Just wait. Wait until, uh...

00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:06,454

Wait until the first time

your baby grabs your finger.

00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,123

You have no idea.

00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:14,003

Thanks, sweetie.

00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:23,638

- You wanna grab some coffee?

- No. I'm gonna go eat 10 candy bars.

00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,848

- I thought I cheered you up.

- Oh, you did.

00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,601

- There are 20 in here.

- Right.

00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,938

- Good night.

- Good night.

00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,404

- Ross?

- Yeah?

00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,074

Hey, it's Mona. From the wedding.

00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,826

- Oh, hi!

- Hi.

00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,203

Wow, uh...

00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,497

- How are you?

- I'm good, except, um...

00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,290

...you still owe me a dance.

00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,959

- Oh, that's right.

- Mm.

00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:56,170

Well, uh, would you be interested

in seeing a Ukrainian film?

00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,297

[LAUGHING]

00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,383

Oh, you're serious. Sure.

00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:04,178

ROSS:

Great. Well, uh...

00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,390

I think I might need

one more cup of coffee.

00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,726

- Sure, uh, let me get it for you.

- Okay.

00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:31,163

Bob? Bob!

00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:32,832

Bob!

00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:38,587

- What the hell are you doing?

- I just found out this is Chandler's office.

00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,673

Come on, Toby. Give me a hand!

00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,104

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