Эпизод с пятном

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You did the windows!

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I have been begging for months

and you did, you cleaned!

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- And nagging works!

- No, uh, I didn't actually do this.

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Oh, no. Was I cleaning

in my sleep again?

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No, it wasn't you.

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- Well, then, who?

- I got a maid. Yay!

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Oh, well, I hope by "maid,"

you mean "mistress"...

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...because if some other woman

was cleaning...

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Now, honey, I know you don't like

to relinquish control.

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"Relinquish" is just

a fancy word for "lose."

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Look, she's really nice, okay?

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And she mentioned that she adored

the way that you arranged the sponges.

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Did she really say that?

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Yes, I distinctly remember

because I thought it was a joke.

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- Now, just give her a chance, okay?

- Fine, I can do it.

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Whoo.

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- What's the matter?

- Usually when I'm anxious, I clean.

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[CELL PHONE RINGING]

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Whose cell phone is that?

It's just so annoying.

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- Everywhere you go.

- I think it's coming from your bag.

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I never get calls!

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Hello?

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Hi, it's Eric, from the Halloween

party. Ursula's fiancé.

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Oh, my God, Eric, hi!

Wait, how'd you get this number?

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I have a friend who's a cop,

and he got it.

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Wow. What an incredible violation

and wonderful surprise!

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I just... I thought you should know

I broke up with Ursula.

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Oh, you did?

He did it, he did it!

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- Wow, what did he do?

- Shh! I'm talking.

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Anyway, I was wondering...

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...if you were the sort of person

who eats lunch?

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Are you asking me out?

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Because it'd be weird since you

just broke up with my sister.

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Yeah, um, okay.

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I'm sorry. Bye.

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No, wait! I was just saying that

so you'd think I was a good person.

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Fight for me!

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Uh, I won't take no for an answer.

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Not great, we can work on it at lunch.

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Okay, um, I can be at your apartment

in two hours.

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Great. Uh, how do you know where I live?

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I've got friends too.

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- Okay, bye.

- Bye.

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Oh, my God, I'm going out with Eric!

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Oh, this day is gonna be much better

than I thought it was gonna be. Heh.

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Oh, Ross, I can't make lunch.

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So apparently I'm available

for lunch.

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Can't, I'm busy. I'm apartment hunting.

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You're moving?

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I can't live with Joey

once the baby comes.

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I don't want my child's first words

to be, "How you doing?"

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So does Joey know you're moving?

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I haven't discussed it,

but he's gonna be relieved.

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Last week he brought this girl over...

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...and I started talking to her

about morning sickness.

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Then I showed her pictures

from my pregnancy book.

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- That's not really porn.

- Not so much.

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You know what?

If you're looking for a place...

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...I heard in the elevator this morning

that a woman in my building died.

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Oh, my God. Was she old?

Does she have a view?

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Well I don't know.

But how great would that be, huh?

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You living in my building?

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I could take care of the baby,

I could come over whenever I want...

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...with your permission.

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- That really would be great.

- Yeah.

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Well, can we see it?

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Oh, maybe we shouldn't. If she

just died this morning. Out of respect.

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Yeah. No. No, you're right.

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- Shall we?

- Yeah.

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- Yes?

- Hi. I'm Ross Geller.

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I live in the building.

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And I'm Rachel,

an admirer of the building.

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I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing

away, and I am so sorry for your loss.

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- She didn't pass away.

- What?

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- My mother's still alive.

- Oh, thank God!

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It looked like we were gonna lose her

this morning...

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...but she's a tough old bird.

BOTH: Aww.

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Are you close with her?

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Of course. Heh.

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Uh, yeah.

She and I would talk all the time...

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...in the laundry room.

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You speak Dutch?

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[SPEAKING IN DUTCH]

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You know, I would,

but it's just too painful.

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So she's really not dead.

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- No. She's hanging in there.

- Mm.

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Do you think...? Could you tell me, is she

hanging in in a one-bedroom or a two?

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Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible.

Where did you get it?

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Oh, well, um, I make it myself.

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It's two parts ammonia and one part

lemon juice. The secret ingredient is...

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You know what? We just met.

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Okay. Uh, I'm gonna get the clothes

from the laundry room now...

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...and when I come back,

I'll clean behind the fridge.

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I love her.

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I'll be back in a minute.

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Okay.

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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- See? I told you.

- She stole my jeans!

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What?

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I have been looking for them all week

and she is wearing them.

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So she stole your pants...

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...and then she came back

and wore them in front of you?

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Don't you see? It's the perfect crime.

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She must have been

planning this for years.

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I will prove it to you.

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About a week ago,

I was wearing those jeans.

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I dropped a pen in my lap

and it left an ink stain on the crotch.

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When she comes back,

I will find it and show you that stain!

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Is it possible the company

that sold the jeans...

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...made more than just the one pair?

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I guess.

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So shouldn't we give her

the benefit of the doubt before we go...

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...snooping around her crotch?

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Fine. I'm just glad I didn't give

her my secret ingredient.

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Heh. Out of curiosity,

what is your secret ingredient?

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Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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- Hi.

- Come in. I'm so glad you're here.

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Yeah. Me too.

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Not in the shaky,

angry way you are, though.

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Sorry. I just saw Ursula.

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- I had to get the engagement ring back.

- Ugh.

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Just seeing her brought it all back.

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All the lies, the way she used me.

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I just... I get so angry,

just looking at her...

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- Face.

- Yeah. Yeah.

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I'm sorry. It's just, when I look at you...

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...I see her.

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And when I see her,

I get a little bit angry.

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- Maybe this is too weird.

- No, wait.

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There's only a problem...

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...when I look at you.

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I got it. I got it.

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No, don't tear out your eyes!

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- I was just gonna take out my lenses.

- Oh, yeah. Try that.

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So is that better?

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Not really.

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You... Ugh. You're blurry.

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But you still look like Ursula.

You're "Blursula."

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Okay, wait. Maybe...

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If I just don't look at you for a while.

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See? It works.

I'm not angry at all anymore.

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This is a great date!

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Look, Eric, turn around.

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Look, I like you, but it shouldn't

be this hard. It's our first date.

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First dates are supposed to be

about excitement and electricity.

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And "Ooh, he touched my hand,

did he mean touch my hand?"

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And, you know, first kisses, and...

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...second kisses.

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Thanks for the coffee, or, uh, ahem:

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[BOTH SPEAKING IN DUTCH]

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Yeah, we're done.

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[SPEAKING IN DUTCH]

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"Ezel"? Ezel...

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Hey, Ross. Listen.

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You wanna go see

that new IMAX movie on tide pools?

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- Really?

- No, ha, ha.

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But I got Knicks tickets

for you, me, and Chandler.

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- Sweet!

- All right, finish your coffee. Let's go.

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I have to stop by my place.

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To tape the game? You do this every

time. You're not gonna be on TV!

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No, no, I have to see

if this apartment became available.

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- You're switching apartments?

- Not for me, it's for Rachel.

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- Rachel has an apartment.

- When the baby comes, she's gonna move.

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- She is?

- Yeah.

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You didn't expect her

to live there with a baby, did you?

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I guess I didn't really think about it.

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Ezel.

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Hey, Gunther, you're an ezel. Huh.

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[SPEAKING IN DUTCH]

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Damn it.

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- Nice jeans.

- Oh, thanks.

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- I like your top.

- Oh. You're not getting it.

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- What happened?

- Oh. I fell asleep.

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I was thinking about taking

my lunch break.

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Will you do the top of the cabinets?

That'll really work up your appetite.

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All right.

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[GRUNTS]

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Hello.

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What's going on?

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I'm sorry. I've never had a maid

before. Is this not okay?

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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- How was the game?

- Uh, it was okay. I ate way too much.

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- Mm.

- Ooh.

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So, um, I was talking to Ross and he said

you were looking for a new place?

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Oh, yeah. Hopefully across the street.

If certain Dutch people would just let go.

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I was kind of hoping you'd stay.

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But Joey, I have to go.

There's no room for a baby here.

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No room? It's a baby.

It's, like, this big.

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You could put it over here.

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Or we could put it right here.

Aw! Cute, right?

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Or over here.

You wouldn't even notice it.

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"Where's the baby?"

"Oh, it's right over..."

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[GIGGLES]

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Honey, it's not just a matter

of where you put it.

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A baby changes everything.

They cry all the time.

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Imagine bringing home some girl...

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...and trying to score

when there's a screaming baby.

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I could use a challenge.

It's getting pretty easy.

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It's so sweet that you want me

to stay, but I can't do that to you.

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I mean, it would disrupt your entire life.

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It's just...

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I love living with you so much.

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- I wish things didn't have to change.

- I know.

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You know, I blame Ross for this.

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- I do too, a little bit.

- Yeah.

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I'm gonna miss you.

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You're the hottest roommate

I ever had.

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Mm. Ooh.

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Oh, no, I have to go.

Ugh, I have a massage appointment.

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No, stay here. We'll keep doing this.

I'll pay you.

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No, I've gotten in trouble

for that before.

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- I'll see you later?

- Absolutely.

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I love the way you kiss.

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Really? That's the thing I'm worst at!

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Heh, you'll see.

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- Hey.

- Hey! Um...

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- I think Brenda needs a raise.

- How come?

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Because I put my head

between her legs.

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- To see her pants?

- They're my pants!

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Are you sure? Did you see the stain?

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No. I was getting into position,

and everything went dark.

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God, she is not stealing from us, okay?

Will you let this go?

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Fine.

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- She's wearing my bra!

- Oh, dear God.

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My pink flowered bra!

I recognize the strap!

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And yet you don't recognize

that you're crazy?

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Here's the plan, okay?

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I'm going to leave,

and you're gonna look at Brenda's bra.

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Here's another plan. No.

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I would do it, but she thinks

I'm attracted to her.

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- Why?

- Did you not hear where my head was?

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Come on! We're a team.

We're in this together.

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I fear a jury will see it the same way.

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Do this for me. I catch you looking

at women's breasts all the time.

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You see that?

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Do you see this? Unh...

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All right. Yes, okay. I get your point.

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But if it's not her bra,

will you just let the woman clean?

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Yes. Absolutely. Okay?

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You'll know it's mine because on

the right cup, the lacy part...

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...there's very a noticeable rip.

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You need new clothes.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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- Hi. How is she?

- It's not looking good.

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Oh? Oh. Aw.

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Well, I, uh, brought her some bloemen.

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[CHUCKLES]

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That's so sweet.

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Would you like to say goodbye?

I'm sure it would mean a lot to her.

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Oh, I don't know that it would. Heh.

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- Well, her memory is pretty much gone.

- All right, then.

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- Hey!

- Welcome back.

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- Should we pick up from where we left off?

- I don't know.

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I'm still tired from this afternoon.

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- Why?

- Uh, the sex.

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- What sex?

- Our sex.

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We didn't have sex.

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Well if I didn't have sex with you...

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...I had sex with somebody

that looked an awful lot like...

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- Ew. Ew. Ew, ew!

ERIC: No, no, no, no!

00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:04,355

- You had sex with Ursula?

- A little bit.

00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,608

She walked in, I thought she was you

and I kissed her and...

00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,736

You didn't notice different clothes?

00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:13,489

- I was just so excited to see you.

- Aw.

00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:15,950

Ew! Ew! Ew!

00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,745

Ugh! You know what? This is too weird.

00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,998

No. I don't wanna lose you.

It's like I was saying to Ursula...

00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,876

...when I was making love to her

and thought she was you...

00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,919

Yeah. It's too weird.

00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,256

So I guess this is it.

00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,051

Yeah.

00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,763

Maybe it's for the best.

00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,475

- You smell just like her.

- Yeah, so do you.

00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:03,706

- What are you doing?

- I'm leaning.

00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,667

This is where I lean.

00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,670

Okay.

00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,300

- Brenda, a bee!

- What?

00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,219

Yes, it's flown into your blouse.

00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,639

You better undo your buttons

lest it sting you.

00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:25,311

- I think I know what's going on here.

- You do?

00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:28,940

Look, I know it must be hard

that your wife is a lesbian...

00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,695

...but it's wrong. You're married.

00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:38,116

- I totally understand.

- Okay, good. Ha-ha-ha.

00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,035

Could I just see your bra?

00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:45,873

Hi.

00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,920

- Where'd you get those jeans?

- You gave them to me.

00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:54,423

- No, I didn't!

- All right, I took them.

00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,803

I figured it was okay,

you've got an ink stain on the crotch.

00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,849

- Oh, no! Did you take my bra too?

- What bra?

00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:06,477

- The pink one with the flowers.

- You mean the one you're wearing?

00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,234

I quit!

00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,320

Sounds about right.

00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,079

- What is this?

- Hey.

00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,248

Uh, this is just to give you an idea.

00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,877

We can put screens here

so the baby has privacy...

00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:34,255

...and maybe a mobile,

you know, over the crib...

00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:37,592

...and, uh, here's a baby monitor which,

until the baby comes...

00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:41,012

...we can use as walkie-talkies. Eh?

00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,389

You're so sweet!

00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:48,019

Oh, my God!

And you gave the baby Hugsy!

00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,520

[LAUGHS]

00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,898

Uh...

00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:58,112

That's really just to show

where the baby would go.

00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,948

Why don't I hold on to him

so there's no confusion?

00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:09,457

Joey, the baby is gonna be crying.

It's gonna be loud.

00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,210

- I'm loud.

- It's gonna be up all night.

00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,712

- I'm up all night.

- It's gonna poop.

00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,923

Hello?

00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,384

What about the women

you wanna bring home?

00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:24,263

Look, if I'm bringing home a woman

who can't stand being around a baby...

00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,974

...then maybe I don't wanna

be with that woman.

00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,187

Or maybe we'll do it

in the bathroom of the club!

00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,815

- Joey, are you sure?

- Yeah.

00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:38,986

Look, I know sometimes

it'll be hard, okay...

00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:43,616

...but it'll also be really,

really great.

00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,577

Please, Rachel,

I really want you to stay.

00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:52,416

- I want me to stay too. Thank you.

- Aw.

00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,464

Joey, look at this crib! It's so cute!

00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,675

I know. I found it on the street.

00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:02,343

Are you...? Really?

00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,887

- This is in such good condition.

- Yeah.

00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,473

Wow. Whoa, what's under the cover?

00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,141

- I don't know.

- It's moving.

00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:10,685

- Ew.

- Still...

00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:13,187

- Aah! It's got a tail! Get it out!

- Oh, aah! Okay!

00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,022

[BOTH YELLING]

00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:25,950

Well, the old lady died.

And how do I know?

00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,495

Because her dying wish

was for one last kiss.

00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:35,751

But I don't care because

you got the apartment. Yes!

00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:38,587

Ew, yeah.

00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:41,966

Um, I think I'm gonna stay here.

00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,260

Isn't that great?

00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:47,221

[STAMMERING]

00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,973

Ezels!

00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:55,938

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