Эпизод с сапожками Моники

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New haircut? Necklace? Dress?

Boots? Boots!

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Yes! They're a little more than

I usually spend on boots. Um, or rent.

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Oh, my God.

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- I know.

- I'll miss being able to afford food.

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I'm sorry. They just looked so good.

The saleswoman was like:

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- "These are too expensive for you."

- She had a point.

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- Hey.

- Hi. Oh, my God.

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- Oh, Monica, those boots are amazing!

- They're mine!

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- Too bad we'll have to return them.

- Return them? Shh! They're gonna hear you.

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I'm not returning them.

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I know they cost a lot,

but I'll wear them all the time. You'll see!

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Besides, I love the compliments.

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Have you ever had something

everyone wants?

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- I have you.

- Nice try. I'm keeping the boots.

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That's right. I love you.

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And I'm gonna play with you

all the time.

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How can you let him talk

to your crotch like that?

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- He's talking to the baby.

- Oh! Okay.

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Okay. When he said, "I can't wait

to hear your first words"...

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...I thought, "There's a trick."

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Okay, well I gotta go, you guys.

I'll see you later.

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- Okay.

- All right.

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Bye.

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- Oh, hey, Rach. Um...

- Hi.

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Can you do me a favor? My sister

knows you work at Ralph Lauren...

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Forget it! No way.

I'm not sending more clothes to prison.

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- It is a waste.

- No! Not her.

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My youngest sister, Dina.

She's interested in fashion.

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She wants to talk to someone successful

to give her some advice.

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- I'll talk to my supervisor.

- No, no. She wants to talk to you.

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Really? Oh, my God. I'm successful.

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- Would you meet with her?

- I'd love to. Have her come by.

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Great. You'll love her. She's the smartest

of all the Tribbiani children.

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- Yeah, you know the SATs?

- Yeah.

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She took them.

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Hey, Ross,

doesn't Ben go to Smithfield School?

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Yeah. Why?

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- Sting has a son that goes there.

- I know. He's in Ben's class.

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You knew and never said anything?

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With all the stupid

dinosaur stuff you tell us?

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Fine, no more dinosaur stuff.

Can I talk about fossils?

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[GROANS]

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"Sting's son, 7." There's a picture.

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What are you reading? "A Kidnapper's

Guide to Manhattan Private Schools?"

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It's New York Magazine, an article

about the best schools in the city.

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- So how well do you know Sting?

- I haven't met him.

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Uh-huh. That's too bad. I wanna go to

his concert Friday, but it's sold out.

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I know! Why don't you meet him

and get tickets?

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If you get two, I'll take you.

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I'm picking Ben up tomorrow.

Maybe he'll be there.

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There you go. Ugh, you're so lucky.

You might meet Sting tomorrow.

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That's why you have kids.

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- Hey, guys.

- Hey.

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Hi, Monica. Hi, boots.

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See? I'm getting a lot of use

out of them already.

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They're very practical. You can wear them

with dresses, skirts, pants...

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Wear them with shorts on the corner

and earn money to pay for them.

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- Wow, they're beautiful.

- They hurt so much.

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- What?

- The guy who made these...

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...hates feet

and wants to see them die.

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Give them to me.

I haven't felt my feet in years.

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I can't. I spent so much on them, and

told Chandler I'd wear them all the time.

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- I can't just give them away.

- Then get your money back, return them.

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I can't do that either.

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The soles are scuffed up, and the

insides are filled with my blood.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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- Hey, I, uh, just picked up Ben from school.

- Oh.

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I don't think you did

a very thorough job.

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I dropped him off at Carol's.

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Anyway, I'm not gonna

get those tickets.

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Oh, no. Why not?

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Well, it turns out Ben and Sting's son

do not get along.

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- How come?

- Apparently, Sting's son made fun...

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...of the fact that Ben's moms

are "les-be-nims."

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Wait! If they don't get along,

you should smooth things over.

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- Make them be friends.

- You can't force kids to be friends.

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Sure you can. Give them some blocks.

Put them in a playpen.

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- Playpen? Ben's 7.

- Your kid is 7?

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He's really small.

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- Please! Please get the tickets.

- I'm sorry. I just can't do it.

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- Yes, you can. Sting says so himself.

- What?

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[SINGING]

Ross can!

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Look, Pheeb, I'm sorry...

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Ross can!

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Phoebe?

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Ross can get me the tickets!

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Here she is.

Future fashion superstar.

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- Oh, Joey, I'm hardly...

- My little sister, Dina!

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- Right. Hi, Dina. Nice to meet you.

- Hi.

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Thanks for meeting me.

Joey's told me so much about you.

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JOEY:

This is exciting for her.

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Well, I'll let you two fash...

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...ists get down to business.

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Okay. All right, Dina.

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Let's talk about the different

areas of fashion...

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...you could get involved in.

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Let's see. There's design.

But you may need another degree for that.

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Uh, there's sales, which is great.

You get to travel.

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I don't care about fashion! I'm pregnant.

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And I know you are too,

so you gotta help me.

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And there's marketing.

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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

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Oh, oh, oh, oh!

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[YELLING]

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- What's wrong?

- Oh, nothing. I'm just... I just was yawning.

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[YAWNS]

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Don't forget my office

holiday party tonight.

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We don't really have to go tonight,

do we?

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Sweetie, I know that you don't like

my office parties.

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- But you can wear your new boots.

- Ha, ha.

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See? Every cloud has

a supple leather lining.

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- I don't wanna wear the boots tonight.

- Why not?

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I'm worried your bosses might see them

and think they pay you too much money.

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Or your assistant will see them

and want a raise.

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Do you think I work at

a boot-pricing company?

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Anyway, I picked an outfit,

and the boots don't go with it.

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You said you paid all that money...

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...because those boots go with skirts,

dresses and pants.

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Fine, if you want me to wear the boots,

I'll wear the boots.

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In fact, I'll go in to my room now

and try the outfit on.

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- Okay.

- Okay.

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Ooh-wee! Ha, ha.

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Christmas party in my boots!

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Ha, ha, ow, ha, ha, ow.

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I can't go in there. I can't tell him.

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It'll be okay.

He's been incredibly supportive of me.

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And if he gets a little upset,

that's what the meatball sub is for.

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- Thank you.

RACHEL: Okay.

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Hey! It's my fashion girls!

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- What's wrong?

- Why don't you sit down?

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Dina has something

that she wants to tell you.

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Oh. What's going on? Is it Mom?

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Is she sick? Is it Dad's heart?

Is that a sandwich?

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- Joe, Mom and Dad are fine.

- Is that a sandwich?

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Joey, there's something

that you should know. Dina?

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- I'm pregnant.

- What?

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Now. Give him the sandwich.

Give him the sandwich!

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Obviously, this is a mistake.

You can't be pregnant.

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You have to have sex to get pregnant.

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Joe, I tried to wait until

I was 25, like you did.

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- What? Dina...

- Bub!

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Sh...

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I can't believe this! You're

the good one. You went to college.

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Both years!

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- Who did this to you?

- Bobby Corso. But he's a real nice guy.

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I like him a lot. He's real funny.

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You got pregnant for "funny"?

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Dina, if he's funny, laugh!

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- I'll be back in a while. Stay here!

- Why?

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I can't look at you right now.

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- Wow.

- I know.

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Oh, there you are, Ben.

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Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here?

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I heard you have a problem

with a boy in your class.

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And so I thought

I'd just come down here...

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...I'd sit you both down,

have a talk and make it all okay.

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Now, um, the boy's name is Sting's son.

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Jack? I hate him. He's a jerk.

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Now, Ben, sometimes people may seem

like jerks on the outside...

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...but they have famous fathers.

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I have to go.

My friend Doug is waiting for me.

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Him you're friends with.

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Excuse me,

can I help you with something?

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Yes. Yes you can.

I'm looking for Jack's parents.

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- Are you with a student?

- Uh-huh. I'm with Ben.

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- Are you one of Ben's mothers?

- I am one of Ben's mothers.

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I'm a lesbian.

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It was difficult coming out

to my parents.

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Heh, well, hi. I'm Jenny Boon.

I'm the new teacher here.

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- Oh.

- I've only met your partner, Carol.

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- Ah! Okay, that would make me Susan.

- Heh.

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Right. Are you looking

for Jack's parents to discuss...

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...the problems he's having with Ben?

Yeah.

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I think the parents should sit

down together and converse.

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Yeah, let's do that!

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That sounds good.

We should sit and talk.

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Just me, my lover, Carol, and the Stings.

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- How will I get in touch with them?

- Their number's on the contact sheet.

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Uh-huh. Um, could I get a copy of that?

Carol threw it out. She lost ours.

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She's such a scatterbrain.

But, man, what a hot piece of ass.

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- That wasn't bad.

- I didn't know there'd be dancing.

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That was a fun surprise!

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- I don't see any, uh, cabs. We should walk.

- No, we can't walk.

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It's, like, 15 blocks to the subway.

Let's go.

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Do you think we can get to the subway

if we climb through that manhole cover?

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- What's going on?

- I can't walk, okay? Okay?

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- These boots were a huge mistake.

- What?

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You were right.

I never should've bought them.

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They're killing me, one toe at a time.

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I was right. This is what

it feels like to be right.

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It's oddly unsettling.

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How are will gonna get home?

Maybe a piggyback ride?

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- Hop on.

- Okay, wait. Give me a second.

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Let me just get my boots off first.

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[GRUNTS]

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Ow.

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[MOANING]

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Oh, God.

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[MOANING]

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Honey, I know you're in pain

right now, but I'm a little turned on.

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Do you worry that you'll be walking

and your baby will slip out?

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What college was that, Dina?

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Oh, my God! Bobby?

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Hi, Dina. Good to see you.

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- Joey, what are you doing?

- Just what needs to be done.

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- Dearly beloved, we're gathered here...

- Ugh, Joey, this is crazy.

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Don't interrupt me

when I'm talking to God!

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- Where were we? Do you take this man...?

- No!

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- Oh, you'll take him.

- No I won't!

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- Hey, you don't get a say.

- Yes I do.

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Ah, I heard "I do." We're halfway there.

Okay, you.

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All right, Joey, that is enough!

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Listen, as beautiful and moving

as this ceremony is, this is not legal.

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They don't have a marriage license,

they don't have witnesses...

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...and the groom only has on one shoe.

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Yeah, he took the other one off

and hit me with it.

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What am I supposed to do?

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You're supposed to realize they are adults

and can make their own decisions.

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No, they can't.

They're stupid enough to get knocked up!

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Hey!

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Contraceptives are not always

effective. Right?

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- Yeah. We kind of didn't use any.

- Oh, come on, kids, a little help here.

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Wow! This place is incredible!

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[GASPS]

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Sting's pen. That he gave to Phoebe.

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[GASPS]

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Come on, secret passageway.

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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- I'm Trudie. You must be Ben's mum.

- Uh-huh.

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Why else would I be here?

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- Why don't you sit down?

- Uh-huh.

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I gather Jack and Ben

haven't been getting along.

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- Yeah.

- I'm sure there are two sides to this.

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But all I've heard is that Ben's

a bit of a "poo-poo head."

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Um, I'm sorry.

Won't Jack's father be joining us?

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I'm sorry, Jack's father's not available.

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Mm-hm. Okay.

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Well then could we reschedule

for Friday night, perhaps at 8:00?

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Oh, no, that wouldn't work.

My husband's in concert.

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Concert. Yeah.

Mm. That just put us in quite a pickle.

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Because I'm very busy before

and after the concert...

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...and he's obviously busy during.

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So you and I should talk about

Jack and Ben now.

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Unless... Unless, um...

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Okay, I would be willing

to go to the concert...

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...um, all the while

thinking about the children of course.

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- Are you here for tickets?

- Ugh, thanks. Four would be great.

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I'm not giving tickets to someone

who'd use their son like this.

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Oh, then you're in luck.

Ben's not my son.

00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:50,383

I've pressed a button

triggering an alarm.

00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:54,887

- Any minute now, the police will be here.

- The Police? Here?

00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:58,057

A reunion? Ooh!

00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:08,693

Okay, 10 blocks down, five to go.

00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:13,823

- Oh, wait! Stop!

- Oh, I'm sorry. Do you need a break?

00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:18,161

My boots in tan!

Get closer so I can see the price.

00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:22,832

I can see it from right here.

It'll cost you one husband.

00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:28,004

Okay, I think I can walk the rest

of the way now. Just give me my boots.

00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:32,216

- I don't have your boots.

- I don't either. Where are they?

00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,510

Why don't you check

in one of my saddlebags...

00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,388

...while I chew on a bale of hay?

00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:41,642

Okay. My God, we gotta go back

and get them!

00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:45,605

Are you seriously

ever gonna wear the boots again?

00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:51,903

Okay, I'll never wear them again.

I didn't get a chance to say goodbye.

00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,822

Know what? You can say goodbye

to the tan ones.

00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:59,911

- Okay. All right. Unh.

- Okay.

00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:04,665

Bye, boots. Wait! Half off!

00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,836

Joey, because they're not

getting married...

00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,838

...doesn't mean this is a disaster.

00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:15,968

- Maybe they have a plan.

- Oh. Oh! Okay, let's hear their plan.

00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,305

What's the future look like

for Dina and Bobby?

00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:24,602

Well, I really have high hopes

for my band.

00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:29,232

You were right. He is funny.

00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:33,820

Wait! I bet when you told people

you wanted to act, they laughed at you.

00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:36,948

Bobby, tell us a little

about your band.

00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:42,120

It's just me and my pal, Rooster.

The band's name is Numbnuts.

00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:46,999

Really?

00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,921

Dina, if you're having a baby,

you should be married.

00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,967

Even if it is to Bobby.

Dude, that's not a compliment.

00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:01,139

- I knew you wouldn't be supportive.

- What are you gonna do?

00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:05,226

You're gonna have the baby and raise it

by yourself, without a husband?

00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:09,313

You can't be a single mother alone!

You're gonna ruin your life!

00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:13,985

- Excuse me. Am I ruining my life?

- No, no, it's different for you.

00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,528

You're strong and together.

00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:18,406

You're not some dumb kid

who doesn't know what she's doing.

00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:23,286

- Excuse me?

- One pregnant woman at a time, please!

00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,123

I just want you to be okay.

00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,876

Forcing her to marry Bobby

is gonna make that happen?

00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,128

Maybe.

00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:37,967

Yeah. So, uh, what kind of music

does Numbnuts...?

00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,803

Ah, forget it! I can't!

00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:43,764

Joey, I am scared to death

about this.

00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,642

But I think I can do it.

I just need some help.

00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:50,771

- And Bobby's gonna be here the whole time.

- You bet I am.

00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:55,943

To answer your earlier question,

we're straight-up gangster rap.

00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:03,284

Rachel's told me how much easier

you've made this on her.

00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:07,455

- Why can't you do that for me?

- Because!

00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,582

Because you're my baby sister!

00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,250

And you're my big brother.

00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:14,670

I mean, you're my favorite guy

in the whole world.

00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:20,426

I'm not even scared to tell Mom

and Dad. I was scared of telling you.

00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,138

I'd be scared of them, but all right.

00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:28,809

I can't stand the thought of

having this baby with you mad at me.

00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,938

I want him to have his uncle.

00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:34,523

Is my baby gonna have his Uncle Joey?

00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:40,655

Of course he's gonna have

his Uncle Joey.

00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:47,495

We'll be all right. Even if we're not

married, this baby is gonna be so loved.

00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,915

- And not just by us.

- That's right.

00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:56,712

- By his uncle too.

- And by you.

00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:04,887

Okay, Bobby, come over here and let them

have a little moment, okay?

00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,102

Come here!

00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:15,106

No, seriously, what's wrong with you?

00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:24,031

You're gonna love me so much.

I got Sting tickets!

00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,952

Oh, my God, I do love you!

How did you do it?

00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,121

Well, let's just say:

00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:33,416

[SINGS]

Ross can!

00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,084

Ohh!

00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,378

- Where are the seats?

- Middle balcony.

00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,964

Would you say that that's

more than 50 yards away...

00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:43,926

...from Sting, his wife,

or a member of his family?

00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,970

- Yeah.

- Then that's not breaking the law!

00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,097

I'm there!

00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:53,936

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