Эпизод с серьёзным шагом для Росса

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Look at that guy by the window. Wow!

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He's awfully short.

And I think he's talking to himself.

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And to be completely honest,

he's not that good in bed.

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Ugh, what is wrong with me lately?

It's, like, every guy I see.

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Look at that guy, for example.

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Normally that's not someone

that I would be attracted to.

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But right now,

with the way I'm feeling...

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...all I wanna do is rip off

his sweatpants and fanny pack.

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Wait a second! This is about

the fourth month of your pregnancy, right?

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- Yeah.

- This is completely normal.

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Around the fourth month,

your hormones go crazy.

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- Really? So this happened to you?

- Absolutely, yeah.

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And keep in mind, I was carrying triplets.

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So in medical terms,

I was thrice as randy.

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Wow, this explains so much.

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Last weekend, I went from store

to store, sitting on Santas' laps.

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Yeah, I remember trying to steal...

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...a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield

from a Footlocker.

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- Ugh.

- Yeah, ugh.

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I go see my doctor tomorrow.

I'll ask her about this.

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Maybe she can give me

a pill or something.

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Yeah, that's what you need.

A good pill.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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- Hey.

- Hi.

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Look, I got our pictures developed.

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Oh, great. Joey, wanna check out

pictures of me and Mona ice-skating?

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Oh, uh, ordinarily I would love to,

but I am just swamped right now.

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Where are the pictures that creepy

pretzel vendor took of us together?

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Oh, yeah. Probably at the end.

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Oh, my God. All he took

were pictures of my breasts!

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I'm missing picture time?

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You know, she has a face, Ross.

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- Okay, here's a good one of us.

- Wow, that is a good one.

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Wow, It looks like a holiday card...

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...with the tree in the middle

and the skaters and the snow. Heh.

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Every year I say I'll send cards

and I never do it.

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Do you wanna send

this one out together?

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Together? Like, to people?

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Yeah, "Happy Holidays,

from Mona and Ross." lt'll be cute. Okay?

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Heh. Uh, okay.

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- Oh, I gotta get to work. Call me later?

- Sure.

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- Bye, guys.

PHOEBE: Bye.

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- Bye.

- Yeah.

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Congratulations! You just got married!

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I know. Can you believe that?

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I'm sorry. What's the big deal

about a holiday card?

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Married couples send out cards.

Families send out cards.

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People who've been dating a few months

do not send out cards. Is she crazy?

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Hey, hey, hey.

That's your wife you're talking about.

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- Bing! Ho, and the Bingette!

- Ah, heh.

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- Honey, you remember my boss, Doug.

- Yes. Hi.

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So, good news, the divorce is final.

I signed the papers this a.m.

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I didn't know you were getting

a divorce. I'm sorry.

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Heh, sorry? Finally chewed my leg out

of that bear trap.

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- Hey! Congratulations to you guys.

- Heh. No leg-chewing for us.

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Well, give it time.

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So! The divorce, the marriage,

we got a lot to celebrate.

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How about we go out to dinner

tomorrow night?

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I can't think

of anything we're doing.

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Why can't I think of anything

we're doing?

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Tomorrow night it is.

I should be out of court by 6.

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They keep throwing sexual harassment

cases at me...

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...and I keep knocking them

out of the park! Ha-ha-ha.

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Okay, see you tomorrow.

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Just so you know,

we're not seeing him tomorrow.

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I cannot spend another evening

with that man.

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Remember how he behaved

at our wedding?

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- No.

- Because he wasn't invited.

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Because of the way he behaved

at our engagement party.

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Oh, yeah. Boy, urine cuts right through

an ice sculpture, doesn't it?

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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- Hi!

- Hey.

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Hey, I went by the photo shop.

Take a look.

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Here is a mockup of our card.

What do you think?

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[CHUCKLING]

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Huh. Wow, this is great.

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Now, do you think it should say,

"Love, Ross and Mona"?

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Well, we haven't said that

to each other yet...

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...but I guess it's okay

to say it to other people.

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- How many did you want? I'm getting 100.

- A hundred? Ha-ha-ha.

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Well, I, uh, guess I'll take, uh...

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Mona?

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Uh, I don't... I'm not sure

about the whole, uh, card thing.

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Really? Why not?

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Sending out a holiday card together?

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I just don't know

if we're really quite there yet.

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I didn't think of it that way.

You're right. You're right.

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[LAUGHS]

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[SIGHS]

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- So can I ask you a question?

- Yeah.

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- Where are we?

- Huh?

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You know, where are we?

Where is this relationship going?

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Hmm.

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I mean, I love spending time with you.

I hope we're moving forward.

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We should talk about that,

don't you think?

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Let's do the card!

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- What?

- The card! I think we're there.

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Okay, but I still think

we should have this conversation.

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Really? I mean, even with the card?

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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Just so you know, Dr. Long can't be here

today. She was called to the hospital.

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So Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.

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Okay. Can I ask you a question?

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Was it me, or was the guy who

took my blood sample really cute? Heh.

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You know who I'm talking about?

Bowl haircut, hairy fingers?

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- Hi, Rachel. I'm Dr. Schiff.

- Yes, you are.

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So how's it going?

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Oh, it's really good.

But enough about me! Come on. Heh.

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Where are you from? What do you do?

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- I'm a doctor.

- Right. I meant...

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...you know, in your spare time.

Do you cook? Ski?

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Or hang out with your wife

or girlfriend?

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Uh, I don't have a wife or girlfriend,

but I do ski.

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I love to ski! How amazing is this?

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- Are you experiencing any discomfort?

- No, I'm very comfortable.

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- Any painful gas?

- No!

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Ew, Dr. Schiff!

What kind of question is that?

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Okay, then. Would you like

to lie down on the table?

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Would you like me

to lie down on the table?

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- Sorry, is there something going on here?

- Do you feel it too?

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- Hi.

- Oh, hey. So...

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...how did your doctor's appointment go?

- Well, let's see.

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Uh, they gave me

"cute boy" doctor today.

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In the middle of the exam

I put my pinkie in his chin dimple.

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- Oh, my God!

- Why did you do that?

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Okay, remember that problem I was having

during my fourth month of pregnancy?

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Oh, yeah, the Evander Holyfield phase.

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Oh, man. You were so hard up,

you practically came on to me.

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You wish!

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Hey, I could've had you if I wanted you.

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Oh, yeah? Come and get it.

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Okay, even this is turning me on.

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- Hey.

- Oh, hey.

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Hey, Ross. How's it going

with you and Mona?

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You guys still together?

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Oh, yeah, we're moving forward.

You'll be getting our card.

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You and Mona

are doing a holiday card together?

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We're not just doing a card.

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She also wants to have the conversation

about where the relationship is going.

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Ugh, women.

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I know! Why do you guys need

to have this conversation, huh?

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No self-respecting man would ask a woman,

"So where is this going?"

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Uh, Ross, you asked me that.

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Hey, you were a closed book, okay?

I'm not a mind reader!

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Besides, I hate those conversations.

I'm horrible at them, really.

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Maybe I need some kind of a gesture.

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Something that says we're moving forward

without having to talk about it.

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- Like asking her to move in with you?

- Wha...? Ha. Smaller than that.

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- Making her a mix tape?

- Uh, bigger than that.

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- Give her a key to your apartment.

- Whoa, hello. We were closer with the tape.

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Have you said "I love you"?

Say, "I love you."

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I don't... I don't think I'm quite there yet.

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But, oh, I could say,

"I love spending time with you."

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- No, we hate that.

- That is a slap in the face.

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Oh, forget it. You know what?

I'll just have the conversation.

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I'll just say, "I like things the way

they are," and hope for the best.

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What do you think, Rach?

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I think if it was

a little colder in here...

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...I could see your nipples

through that sweater.

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Bing, we're all set for tonight. 8:00.

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Oh, uh, as it turns out, we can't do it.

Monica has to work.

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Oh. My ex-wife didn't work.

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Unless you call turning

into her mother "work."

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Now, fine. Tomorrow night, then.

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Oh, uh, well,

tomorrow's no good for her, either.

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Oh? Why not?

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It's the semifinals...

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...of her...

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...bocce ball tournament.

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- Ahem.

- What's going on, Bing?

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Does, uh, your wife have a problem

with me, or something?

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Well now you're just talking crazy.

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Then why can't the three of us

go out together?

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Because, uh, we split up.

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Monica and I split up.

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Hold me.

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Good God, Bing.

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Well, I can't say

I'm altogether surprised.

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I saw the way she looked at you,

and there was no love there.

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And the way she looked at me,

pure lust.

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What would help me

through this tough time...

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...is choking someone.

Can I choke you?

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Bing, my boy,

we're gonna get you over this.

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Here's the plan: Grab your coat,

we're going to a strip club!

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Oh, no, Monica would freak.

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But to hell with that bitch!

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Here we go.

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Ah, Mona, um...

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...I think it's time we had a conversation

about where things are with us.

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Yeah, I think I suggested that.

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Heh. Uh, we are so...

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So, um...

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...well, I really like you.

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And I love, um, you know,

hanging out with you.

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And I'm having a lot of fun.

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Okay.

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I mean, there's no point in spending time

with someone if it's just fun.

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- It's gotta be going somewhere, right?

- Ha, ha.

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So where is it going?

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Ah.

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That's the real question.

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And the answer is...

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...it's going somewhere...

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...fun.

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I know what you're thinking.

Fun was fine for you 10 years ago.

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- Ha-ha-ha.

- But you're not getting any younger.

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No, I mean, not you. Not you.

You are getting younger!

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[BOTH LAUGH]

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You look like you're getting younger

by the second. What's your secret?

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I'm sorry, so, uh, where are we?

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Well, to sum up:

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We're having fun. You look young.

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- Okay...

- But that's not enough.

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[CHUCKLES]

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So, heh, so...

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...here's a key to my apartment.

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- Really?

- Really.

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- You don't think this is too fast?

- Mm-mm.

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You gave her a key

to your apartment?

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Not just a key,

I gave her the only key!

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I am now a homeless person

in a very serious relationship.

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- Oh, Ross, how'd the conversation go?

- Great. I live on the street.

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Where?

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- Hey!

RACHEL: Hi.

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Okay, Monica, Rachel,

this is my friend Roger.

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- Hi, Roger.

RACHEL: Hi, Roger.

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- Hi.

- So, um, I'm gonna get us some drinks.

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- Okay.

- Could you help me?

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Yeah, okay.

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Um, he's here to have sex with you.

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- What?

- You're welcome.

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Phoebe, no!

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It's okay. He's a virgin.

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Rachel, um, I was talking to this guy...

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...and I think he'll have sex with you.

- Okay...

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- Yeah, okay. Let's leave these two alone.

- Aah!

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No. I don't care

what my hormones are doing.

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I'm not gonna just do it

with some random guy.

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Fine. Then you tell Roger.

He was really looking forward to this.

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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING

OVER SPEAKERS]

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Ooh, Bing, look at those twin sisters

dancing together.

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Let me buy you a lap dance

with those girls, huh?

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That's all right, sir.

And that's just one girl.

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Bing, what's this?

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It's a hand. It's a thing you use

as a Jack and Coke holder.

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No, it's a wedding ring.

You gotta get rid of it.

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We're gonna go to the East River

and throw it in!

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- Oh, no, no, no!

- Yeah, yeah!

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I did, and I felt a hell of a lot better!

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If you whip it right,

you might hit a seagull in the head.

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Okay. Oh, I'm gonna need

a bunch of extra keys.

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Apparently, I give them away

for no reason at all.

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Hey, Ross, what's going on?

You changing the lock?

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No, heh.

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That guy is.

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I don't understand.

00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,805

You give me a key to your apartment

and then change the lock?

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- Uh...

- Good luck, buddy.

00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,522

Um, I thought we were moving forward.

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And now you're sending me

all these mixed signals.

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What are you trying to tell me?

00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,574

I'm trying to tell you...

00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,619

...I made you a mix tape.

00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:22,457

- What?

- I love you.

00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,918

Oh! Aww!

00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,628

Heh, oh.

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And I love spending time with you.

00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:41,893

- Hi, honey, I'm home.

- From the tequila factory?

00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,270

It was awful.

00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:47,774

To get out of dinner with Doug,

I told him you and I split up.

00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,985

So he took me to all these strip clubs

and sleazy bars.

00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:55,907

And when I wouldn't give him my wedding

ring, he threw a soda can at a bird.

00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:59,285

Come here.

I can breathe through my mouth.

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Know what the worst part was?

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I got to see what my life

would be like without you.

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It was like It's a Wonderful Life

with lap dances.

00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:15,760

Please promise me

that you'll never leave me...

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...that we'll grow old together,

and be with each other the rest of our lives.

00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,517

I promise.

00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:28,356

Hey, speaking of together, how about

we send out a holiday card this year?

00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:31,275

Ooh, I don't know if we're there yet.

00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,491

Yes, I'd like to order a pizza.

Can I ask you a question?

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Is the cute blond guy delivering tonight?

Very "Abercrombie & Fitch."

00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,916

- I'll call you back.

- Who was that?

00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:51,504

- Just the pizza place.

- You hung up on the pizza place?

00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,840

I don't hang up on your friends.

00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:58,302

- Sorry, I'm just having a rough day.

- Oh. What's wrong?

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- Oh, you really don't wanna hear about it.

- Then why did I ask?

00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,601

Okay. It's just that

this is really embarrassing.

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But lately with this pregnancy thing...

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...I'm just finding myself...

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How do I put this? Um...

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Erotically charged.

00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:21,951

Is that college talk for "horny"?

00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,913

Yeah. So, you know,

I have all of these feelings...

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...and I don't know

what to do about them.

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Because I can't date

like a normal person.

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Which is fine,

I don't need a relationship.

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All I really want is one great night.

Just sex.

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You know?

No strings attached. No relationship.

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Just with someone I feel comfortable with

and who knows what he's doing.

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For just one great night.

I mean, is that really so hard...

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...to find?

00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:00,239

So how was your day?

00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:04,702

Good. I, uh, saw a pretty big pigeon.

00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,585

I gotta get up early,

and it's almost 7:00.

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Yeah, I gotta go to my room too.

00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:17,298

RACHEL: Okay, good night.

- Good night!

00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,762

- I can't do it!

- I didn't ask you to!

00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,347

- You're Rachel!

- You're Joey!

00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:27,266

- You're my friend! Yeah.

- Right back at you.

00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:30,770

Plus, it would be wrong,

and weird and bad!

00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:34,899

So bad! I don't know what you're talking

about. I didn't ask you to do anything.

00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,235

I know!

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- You wanna do it?

- No!

00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:51,207

- Me neither, I'm just testing you!

- That's the end of this conversation!

00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,918

- This conversation never happened.

- Never happened.

00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,212

- Good night.

- Good night!

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Get back in there!

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Hi. Listen, ahem, I'm sorry about

that whole thing with Roger.

00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,609

It really wasn't right,

and I wanna make it up to you.

00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,612

So, um, I brought you something...

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...that I think you'll really enjoy. Okay.

00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:37,295

Now this is just a loan, okay?

I'm gonna want him back. So...

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I'm gonna go now.

00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,430

I'm sorry, I thought I could do it,

and I can't.

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