Эпизод, в котором Джоуи идёт на свидание с Рэйчел

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Oh, my goodness, where did you hide it?

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I got it for your wedding, I ordered it

weeks ago and it finally got here!

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Pheebs, you didn't have to get us

anything for our...

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I love it! It's huge! Let's open it! Open it!

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- It's a Ms. Pac-Man machine!

- Oh, my God!

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I didn't know where to put it so I left.

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- We can put it in the guest bedroom.

- Yeah, okay.

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- I kind of like it here.

- Do you really like it?

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Are you kidding? I practically spent my

entire childhood at the arcade.

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- This was, like, my second favorite game.

- What was your first?

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- I don't really remember the name of it.

- Well, what did it do?

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Well, you'd put a quarter in,

pull some handles and win a candy bar.

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A vending machine?

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Hey, don't feel bad for me.

I won every time!

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Hey! I'm so glad you guys are here.

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I've been dying to tell someone what

happened in the paleontology department.

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Do you think he saw us,

or can we still slip out?

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Professor Newman, the head

of the department, is retiring, so...

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- They made you head of the department!

- No, I get to teach his advanced class!

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Why didn't I get head

of the department?

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- Oh, hey, Rach, listen, um...

- Yeah.

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I got a big date.

Do you know a good restaurant?

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Uh, Paul's Cafe. It's got great food

and it's really romantic.

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Ooh. Great, thanks.

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And then after, you could take her

to the Four Seasons for drinks.

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Or go downtown

and listen to some jazz.

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Or dancing. Oh, take her dancing!

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You sure are naming a lot of ways

to postpone sex, I'll tell you.

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Agh, I miss dating. Getting dressed up,

going to a fancy restaurant.

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I'm not gonna be able to do that

for so long. And it's so much fun.

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Not that sitting at home worrying about

giving birth to a 16-pound baby is not fun.

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Hey, you know what?

Why don't I take you out?

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What? You don't want to go on

a date with a pregnant lady.

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Yes, I do. We're gonna go out,

we're gonna have a good time.

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I'll take your mind off of childbirth,

and C-sections...

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...and giant baby heads stretching out...

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Okay, I'll go with you. I'll go.

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- It will be fun.

- All right. Okay.

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No, no! Yes!

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[VIDEO GAME BEEPS]

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Aw, would you look at that, Monica?

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I knocked off all your top scores.

How sad.

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Okay, I'm next.

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No, don't start another game.

I'm next! Phoebe?

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I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you

over all the winning.

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- Chandler! Phoebe's hogging the game.

- Who cares? It's a stupid game.

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Oh, you only think it's stupid

because you suck at it.

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I don't suck. It sucks.

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You suck.

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If this game is gonna

cause problems between you...

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...maybe I should keep it.

- No, I love it. It is a great present.

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In fact, why don't you go home

and wait for the "Thank You" card?

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- Why do you want to play so badly?

- Yeah, it's not like it spits out...

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...a Clark Bar after every game.

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Okay. Phoebe, that's it.

Out of the chair. Come on. Out of the chair.

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Phoebe!

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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Joey, could you get that?

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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Ugh, Joey...

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What? I thought you were in your room.

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No, I'm picking you up for our date.

These are for you.

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Oh, lilies. They're my favorite.

Thank you.

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And a brownie.

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[GASPS]

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Well, half a brownie.

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Actually, it's just a bag.

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It's a long walk from the flower shop

and I was starting to feel faint, so...

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Oh, man, this is so great!

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I actually feel like

I'm going on a real date.

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With a hint of morning sickness and I'm

wearing underwear that goes up to about...

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...there.

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Hey, come on. This is a real date. Uh...

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So, nice place you got here.

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Foosball, huh? Pizza box.

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Oh, a subscription to Playboy.

My kind of woman.

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Actually, that's my roommate's.

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I'd like to meet him.

He sounds like a standup guy.

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But he's very protective of me...

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...so you'd better watch yourself.

- Ah.

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Hey, so, this roommate of yours,

is he good-looking?

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- Mm-hm.

- Oh, yeah.

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- Must be tough to keep your hands off him.

- Ha, ha.

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Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he's gay.

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No! No, he's not! Why are you trying

to ruin the game?

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[LAUGHING]

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Which brings us back, of course,

to Greely's Theory of Dominance.

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[BELL RINGS]

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That's it for today.

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Oh, uh, does anyone know

where the Freeman Building is?

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Yeah, it's the new building on Avenue A.

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What? That's across town.

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I'm supposed to teach a seminar there

in 10 minutes.

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Ooh, dude, that's not gonna happen.

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ROSS:

Move it. Move it. Move it!

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Hey! I'm the teacher!

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[PANTING]

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Hello.

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Sorry I'm a little late. Uh...

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Whoa, a lot late.

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Uh, well, let me start by,

uh, introducing myself.

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I'm, uh, Professor Geller.

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[BELL RINGS]

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So to sum up...

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...I'm Professor Geller. Good job today.

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Now, the filet mignon,

what comes with that?

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A side of steamed vegetables.

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Mm.

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Instead of the vegetables...

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...is there any way that I could

substitute the, um...

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...three-pound lobster?

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You know what? Bring her both.

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And I'll have the same.

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Wow, this is shaping up

to be a pretty good date.

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Oh, I almost forgot.

I didn't pay you the rent.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa,

no roommate stuff. We're on a date.

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Okay. Wow, so I get to see what

Joey Tribbiani is like on a date.

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Do you have any moves?

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No, I'm just myself,

and if they don't like me for...

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[LAUGHING]

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I'm sorry, I couldn't even

get through that.

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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I knew it. Come on, tell me your moves.

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Uh, all right. Um...

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Well...

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I start by having a bottle of wine

sent to my table from a fan.

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Oh, my God. And that works?

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It does when you combine it with,

"This is embarrassing.

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I just want to have a normal life."

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- Aw, you poor little famous man.

- Mm-hm.

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Oh, okay, how about this one?

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I was gonna wait until the end

of the night to kiss you...

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...but you're just so beautiful,

I don't think I can.

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Oh, my God! Ha.

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Wow, that was fantastic!

I almost leaned in. I really almost did.

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All right, so tell me one of your moves.

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All right. Ahem.

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So where'd you grow up?

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That's your move?

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Boy, Rach, you're lucky you're hot.

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- Come on, just answer the question.

- Ugh. Queens.

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And so were you close to your parents?

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- With my mom. Not so much my dad.

- Why not?

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I don't know. I guess there's just

always been this distance.

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I mean, we both try to pretend

it's not there, but it is.

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Mm.

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It's gotta be rough.

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It is. Yeah, it's really tough.

You know, sometimes I think...

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Wow!

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- Nice move!

- Uh-huh.

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- "Where'd you grow up?" So simple.

- Thank you.

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Ha, ha. Now, excuse me.

I'm gonna go to the restroom.

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- And now you're watching me walk away.

- Yes, I am! Again, so simple.

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Hey.

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- You're not gonna believe what I did today.

- Clearly wasn't showering or shaving.

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I got good. I played this game all day,

and now I rule at it.

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They should change the name

of it to "Ms. Chandler."

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Although, I hope they don't.

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You stayed home all day

and played Ms. Pac-Man...

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...while I went off to work

like some chump?

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Uh-huh. I got the top ten scores.

I erased Phoebe off the board. High-five!

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What is the matter with your hand?

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I been playing for eight hours.

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It'll loosen up. Come on,

check out the scores.

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And also, look at the initials.

They're dirty words.

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- Chandler, why would you do that?

- Because it's awesome.

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You think this is clever?

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They only give you three letters,

so after A-S-S, it is a challenge.

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- This one's not dirty.

- It is when you put it together with that one.

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Oh. Heh.

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If you don't clear this off,

you won't get one of those from me.

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Ben's coming over here tomorrow.

This can't be there.

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- He won't know what they mean.

- He's 7, not stupid.

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- Have you talked to him lately?

- Look, I'm gonna unplug it.

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No, no! I'll have nothing

to show for my day.

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It'll be like I was at work.

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No!

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[VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING]

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Hey, look! It's still there!

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This thing must have some kind

of primitive ROM chip in it or something!

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- You gotta beat your scores.

- With the claw?

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Fine, I'll do it.

We gotta get this off the screen.

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Carol's still upset that

you taught him "Pull my finger."

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Pull my finger. My hand is messed up!

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- I am not gonna answer that.

- Oh, come on. Just pick one.

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Between Monica, Phoebe,

Chandler and Ross...

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...if you had to... If you had to,

who would you punch?

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No one. They're my friends.

I wouldn't punch any of them.

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Chandler?

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Yeah, but I don't know why.

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- I'm having a wonderful time!

- Me too.

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Hey, Rach, can I just say...

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...I think this is the best date I ever had.

- I know!

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I've never laughed so hard. Did you

see the wine come out my nose?

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Yes. Joey, I think everybody saw

the wine come out of your nose.

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I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy

the non-sex part of a date so much.

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That's because you have never

been on a date with me before.

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Huh.

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All right. Now don't judge me.

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I normally wait till my date leaves,

but you live here.

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I'm ripping into the swan.

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Okay, well then, you don't judge me.

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I'm gonna suck on the cellophane

from the brownie I had before.

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Mm. Mm.

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So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani's

end-of-the-night moves?

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Uh, well, if I want the girl to kiss me...

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...first thing I do is make my lips

look irresistible.

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How do you do it?

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Now you can't tell anyone, but, uh...

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...I put on shiny lip balm.

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- Oh, my God.

- Like a moth to a flame, I'm telling you.

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- Okay, all right, so now you go.

- No, I don't want to tell you.

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- Why not?

- It's embarrassing.

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More embarrassing than

shiny raspberry lip balm?

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I didn't say raspberry before, did I?

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- Just tell me, Rach. Just tell me.

- Ha, ha.

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Okay. All right, stand up.

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Well, when we're at the door...

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...I lightly press my lips against his.

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Then move into his body,

just for a second.

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And then I make this sound:

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Mmm.

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I know it doesn't sound like anything,

but it works.

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Oh, yeah. That would work, yeah.

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All right, I gotta go to bed.

I had such a wonderful time.

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- Mwah.

- Oh, yeah.

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Me too.

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You were 50 minutes late to the class?

Did you crawl there?

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No, I ran, okay? It's really far.

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When did people stop understanding

"Get the hell out of my way"?

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Why didn't you take a cab?

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Ugh. Between the traffic and one-way

streets, it'd take me twice as long.

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Besides, I teach the class three times

a week. Who am I, Rockefeller?

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You're not gonna be able

to keep doing this.

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I have to. If I don't,

they'll take the class away from me.

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And I already put it

in my family newsletter.

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- Your what?

- You've seen it, The Geller Yeller.

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Right. Wow.

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Besides, I figured out a faster route.

I'm sure I can make it this time.

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I just can't be afraid

to get a little bit hit by cars.

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- Hey.

- Hi!

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Hey, remember, um, last night

when we were talking about Cujo?

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Oh, yeah, I can't believe you haven't

seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?

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Relax, it's not like it's Citizen Kane.

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Have you ever tried to sit through

Citizen Kane?

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Yeah, I know. It's really boring.

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- But it's a big deal.

- Yeah.

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Anyway, I was thinking

about renting Cujo sometime.

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Well, yeah, all right.

Let's do it tonight.

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- Don't you have that big date tonight?

- Oh, right.

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- Hey, Joey, can I ask you something?

- Yeah.

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After our date last night,

did you feel a little weird?

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Oh, my God. You did too?

It freaked me out. What was that?

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I don't know.

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I'm kind of thinking it was the lobster.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, the lobster.

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- I was up sick all night.

- Yeah, me too. All night.

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Really? How come

we didn't cross paths?

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Yeah, well, that's because, uh...

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...I stayed in my room.

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Yeah, you don't want to look

in my hamper.

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[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]

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Okay, I got that.

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I'll escape there.

I'll come back here.

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All right. Come on, Ms. Pac-Man...

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[BEEPING DIES OUT]

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Well, you're just a little bitch, aren't you?

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Hey, you guys?

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I'm sorry that I was

hogging the game before.

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Oh, my God, your friends

have some unfortunate initials.

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- They're all Chandler.

- Chandler sucks.

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- He couldn't have gotten this good.

- I did.

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- But it came at a price.

- Ugh.

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Ben's coming, and he can't see this.

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Come on, by age 7,

kids have already seen orgies.

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Was it just me?

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[PANTING]

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[LAUGHS]

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Yes, I made it! I'm on time!

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Agh.

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Okay, why don't we all, uh...

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[GASPING]

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...open our books to page 23...

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...where...

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...where you will see a, uh...

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[WHEEZES]

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...a bunch of, uh, red spots.

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Okay, why don't, uh,

you all start to read, while I...

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Hey, are you all right?

You seem a little distracted.

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No, no, I'm fine. It's just...

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Hey, can I ask you something?

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Have you ever looked at someone

that you've known for a while...

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...and suddenly seen them

in a different way?

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You mean like from behind?

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Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly it.

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You know what?

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One time I saw this guy from behind,

and he seemed totally normal.

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And then he turned around

and it was Stephen Baldwin!

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Ooh, yeah. So you know

exactly what I'm talking about.

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- Totally! Wow.

- Ha-ha-ha.

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- Would you excuse me for a sec?

- Yeah, sure.

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Eh.

00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,812

- God, Phoebe! You're on fire!

- I know!

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[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]

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- You can do it!

- Don't touch me!

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Don't touch her!

00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,694

All right, go left! Go right! Go right!

00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,028

I can't! I can't!

00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,238

[BEEPING DIES OUT]

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[SHOUTING]

No! You son of a...

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[OPERA MUSIC PLAYING]

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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

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Phoebe!

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Oh, hi, Ben.

No, don't look at the machine!

00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,306

[DOG GROWLING ON TV]

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[DOOR OPENS]

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Aah! God! Thank God you're home.

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- I'm watching Cujo.

- Alone?

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- Yes! What is wrong with this dog?

- Did you get to the part...

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...where they're in the car and Cujo's

throwing himself at the windshield?

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No. No! Seriously,

what's wrong with the dog?

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What are you doing home?

What happened to your date?

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Oh, uh, it didn't work out.

00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,169

Want to watch

the rest of the movie with me?

00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,796

Oh, uh, okay. Yeah.

00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,299

I never thought I'd say this

about a movie...

00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,593

...but I hope this dog dies.

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What are you doing over there?

Come sit here. Protect me.

00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:29,101

Oh. Sure, yeah. Why not?

00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,191

Okay.

00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,654

[DOG SNARLING ON TV]

00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:43,658

- That's him, that's him! That's Cujo!

- All right, I know.

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It's gonna be okay.

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Oh, my God. What's he gonna do now?

I can't watch.

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[WHIMPERING]

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Ugh, seriously, how can you watch this?

Aren't you scared?

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Terrified.

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So is everybody here?

I got here a little early, myself.

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Let us begin.

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Now, the hadrosaurids have been

unearthed in two main locations.

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Here...

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...and here.

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Now, as for the hadrosaurus...

00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,761

[POINTER CRACKING]

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