Эпизод, в котором Джоуи рассказывает Рэйчел

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Yes.

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Um, you like Rachel?

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Yes. I like Rachel.

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Rachel?

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Yeah. Okay, but look, you know...

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You know who else I like? You.

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And it doesn't get said enough.

I like you, Ross.

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- "Rachel" Rachel?

- It's not a big deal.

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It's not a big deal?

I'm sorry, I just...

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What about the stuff you said?

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How you can't stop thinking about her?

How you can't sleep?

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I'm an actor, you know?

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As a group, we tend to be

overdramatic.

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Rachel-who's-carrying-my-baby Rachel?

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I know it's bad.

And I know it's wrong, okay?

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It's not like anything's

ever gonna happen.

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These are just feelings.

They'll go away.

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You know, I gotta go.

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Hey, Ross...

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You know, I just have one...

Rachel?

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[MOUTHS]

Rachel?

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Rachel?

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Oh, oh! Okay, she's kicking.

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She's growing inside you.

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- Whoa!

- Oh.

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- That was a big one.

- That's the youngest girl to reject me.

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- You guys!

- Hey there.

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Let me ask you.

Do you believe in soul mates?

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Oh, yes, I do.

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There's one person out there

for everyone.

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You know how you find him?

Stop looking.

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I've stopped looking

for Russell Crowe.

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He'll find me.

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Uh-huh. And you?

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No. I believe that, uh, certain people are

more suited for each other, but...

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- Soul mates? I don't think they exist.

- Good.

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- Why?

- Well, last night, I met Monica's.

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[GASPS]

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- What?

- Yeah.

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I had a date with this guy.

I swear he's her other half.

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You don't think there's somebody

better suited for Monica than me?

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Well, what's he like?

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- He's tall. He has brown hair.

- Of course.

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A tall guy with hair similar to mine?

Oh, unknowable universe!

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- He works with food.

- Oh, sure. Older?

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- Obviously. And he's British.

- I was just gonna ask!

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Yeah? And he's so centered,

and mature and confident.

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It's so sad they never met.

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Luckily, the guy she settled for

can't hear you.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

Maybe I'm wrong.

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We're going out again.

I'll find out more.

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He's meant for her,

and you're gonna date him?

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He may not be my soul mate,

but a girl's gotta eat.

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[KNOCKING]

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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I talked to Joey.

I wanted to see you.

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I still can't believe it.

Joey and Rachel?

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It's like you and me going out,

only weirder.

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I know you're hurting...

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...but don't say that again.

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What if they marry?

He'd be the stepfather of my child.

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You don't need to worry.

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He'll never tell her how he feels.

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If he did, you don't know

how she'd react.

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Sure, women never like Joey.

I think he's a virgin.

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- He isn't thinking about going for her.

- He's not?

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All he's thinking about

is how you're taking this.

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It's freaking him out.

He wants to move to Vermont.

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- Why?

- He wants to leave the country.

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He thinks you hate him.

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Hate him?

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No, I don't hate him.

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It's just, it's Rachel. You know?

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I can't even imagine how hard

this must be for you...

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...but I don't want you

to lose Joey over it.

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Right now, he needs to know

that you're still his friend.

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Okay, I'll talk to him.

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I'd do it soon.

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He just asked me how to convert

his dollars into Vermont money.

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- Oh, hi!

- Hi.

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- Chandler, Monica, this is Don.

- Hello.

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- Hello, nice to meet you.

MONICA: Nice to meet you.

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Soul mate.

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- What are you guys doing?

- We had lunch at Adriatica.

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- What's with the sun-dried tomatoes?

- I know! Is this 1985?

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- That's what I said! Isn't it strange?

- Not really.

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What's wrong with sun-dried tomatoes?

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On a barbecued-chicken pizza?

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No?

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- What restaurants do you like?

- Octavio. 27-and-7.

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- There's this place, Alessandro's.

- Oh, my God! I'm the chef!

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You're kidding!

Your food is fantastic!

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I want to talk about your menu.

Anyone want coffee?

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If you're talking about me,

I'll go with you.

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What are you doing?

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I swear, I didn't know you guys

would be here.

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You don't believe in soul mates, so...

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I believe in handsome strangers

who hit on my wife.

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Just because I think they're soul mates

doesn't mean anything'll happen.

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- Phoebe? Good work.

- Yeah?

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He's great. I love him.

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Don't worry, we'll find you

someone else.

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[KNOCKING]

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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I understand if you came by to hit me.

I deserve it.

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No, I don't want to hit you.

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What, then? Kick me?

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No.

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Bite me?

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I don't want to do anything to you.

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I just want to say I'm not

mad at you...

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...and that I certainly

do not hate you.

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I just came here to say that.

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Hey, wait, Ross?

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You wanna come in

for a beer or something?

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Yeah, sure.

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You got any beer?

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All I got is melon stuff

that Rachel left.

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Okay.

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You need to understand something.

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I am never gonna act

on this Rachel thing, okay?

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I wouldn't do anything to jeopardize

my friendship with you.

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Thank you.

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Mm.

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Anyway, it'll just...

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It'll take me a while to get over her.

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I'm not sure how to do that.

I've never been in love, so...

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What?

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You're in love with her?

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- Yeah. I thought you knew that.

- Um, no.

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Look, if it helps, I don't want

to feel this way, honest.

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I just keep thinking,

"I'll get over this," you know?

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But it just keeps getting harder.

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I don't know what to do, you know?

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What do I do?

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- You need to tell her how you feel.

- That's the green stuff talking.

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I'm serious.

You need to find out where she is.

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If she's not where you are,

you can start to move on.

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But what if,

and I'm not saying she will be...

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If she is where you are...

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...then my feeling weird

shouldn't stand in the way.

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- Are you sure?

- Yeah.

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If she ends up with somebody else...

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...the truth is,

she couldn't find a better guy.

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Hey, thanks.

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- So when are you gonna talk to her?

- Oh, my God. I have to tell her.

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I haven't thought about it.

What should I say?

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I'm understanding,

but let's not get carried away.

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Right, sorry. Sorry.

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What am I gonna say?

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Yeah, tell me about it.

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I'm phasing out the wine importing

and focusing more on the, um, cheese.

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Cheese, you say?

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That's some

pretty smelly work, huh, Don?

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- Excuse me?

- Cheese. It's smelly.

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You must smell a lot of the time too.

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Uh, not really. But with cheese,

I think the smellier, the better.

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Me too! Chandler hates it.

I can't have blue cheese in the house.

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And you're still married to him?

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[LAUGHS]

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I would like to go to France and eat

nothing but bread and cheese.

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Not even bread. Just cheese.

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No, I want the bread.

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And pastries.

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And pâté.

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I'm really not high.

I just used to be fat.

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I have a villa in the Loire Valley

you can stay in.

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Is it made of cheese?

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No. A house made of cheese,

wouldn't that be great?

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- I'd move in tomorrow!

- Oh, come on!

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- Listen to this!

- I'm so sorry.

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- What do we do?

- They both want a house of cheese.

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I don't know how you fight that.

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Okay, okay. I can do this.

I can tell her how I feel.

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Okay, stand up straight.

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Take a couple deep breaths.

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Look confident.

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Joey? What's up?

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I came by because

I want to talk to you about something.

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What's up?

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Here, in the hall?

What are we, animals?

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I'm late for a meeting.

Could you make it quick?

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I just came by to tell you that...

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...I want to have dinner with you.

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- Sure. Just tell me where to meet you.

- Okay.

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Okay. That's good.

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That gives you a couple of hours

to prepare.

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Don't you people ever knock?

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I'd like to have Don and Phoebe over.

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Sure. Set it up.

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I'll just be browsing

through the personals.

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Are you okay?

You're acting weird.

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Yeah. Fine.

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Not perfect.

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But good enough.

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Jeez, what's with you?

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I'm sorry, did you say "cheese"?

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- What's going on?

- Phoebe says you and Don are soul mates.

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I don't believe in that,

but you two get along.

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I'll step aside if you wanna go with

Don and live in a house of cheese.

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- You don't believe in soul mates?

- No, but I'm sure "tomatoes" does.

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I don't believe in soul mates, either.

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- You don't?

- Nope.

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We weren't destined

to end up together.

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We fell in love and work hard

at our relationship.

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Some days we work really hard.

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So you don't want to live with Don

in a cheese house?

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No, I've had second thoughts.

Do you know how hard it'd be to clean?

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- I love you.

- I know.

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I'm gonna take you out to dinner.

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I found this place that makes the greatest

mozzarella sticks and jalapeño poppers.

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No? They taste so good.

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It happens whenever Chandler

touches my stomach.

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I'm worried the baby won't like him.

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- Are you okay?

- Yeah, sure.

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Uh, look, the reason...

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Is it hot in here?

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No, not for me.

Why don't you take off your sweater?

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This is a nice place...

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...and my T-shirt has a picture

of Calvin doing Hobbes.

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Oh, my God, really? Can I see it?

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Yeah, sure.

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I wouldn't think Hobbes

would like that so much.

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Uh...

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How long have we known each other?

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Um, seven, eight...

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Eight years. Wow.

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- Uh-huh. A long time.

- Yeah.

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But over the past few weeks, I...

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Okay! Sorry about the wait,

but it is mega-jammed in here.

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Our specials tonight...

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- Could you give us a second?

- Sure.

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Second's up!

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Not that kind of table.

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So you were saying?

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I'm not sure.

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You asked how long we knew each other,

and I said eight years.

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Then the waiter came over

and cut his tip in half...

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...and now here we are.

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Yeah. Here we are.

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Uh...

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I think I'm falling in love with you.

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What?

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I'm falling in love with you.

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Who are you talking to?

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Oh, you're kidding. It's a joke.

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Funny. It's funny!

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I don't get it.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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Wow.

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Are you, um?

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How did, um?

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When?

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Does it really matter?

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Wow. Wow.

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It is hot in here.

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I know this is a lot.

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You don't have to say anything.

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You take as much time as you need.

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Okay, you gotta say something.

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Joey, I love you so much.

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- But...

- But.

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Joey?

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Right. Hey, that's, uh...

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That's okay. That's fine.

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It's, uh, pretty much

what I was expecting.

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It's no big deal, all right?

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- I think I'm gonna go.

- Please don't leave like this.

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You can't do this to a pregnant woman!

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Don't start doing that.

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You can't do that,

because you're gonna make me...

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Oh, there we go!

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- Can I?

- Sure.

00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:51,606

Oh, Joey. I don't want to lose...

00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,941

Hey, hey.

00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:59,488

You can't, okay? Ever.

00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,201

I'm so sorry.

00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:06,495

Please don't be sorry.

00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,956

Okay? Don't be sorry.

00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,176

You know, I was only kidding.

00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,763

Yeah, that was a real good one.

00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,317

- Is this your table?

- Yeah.

00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:39,028

- You'll be here all night.

- I know.

00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,864

I haven't even read the specials.

00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,824

What's the matter?

00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:48,829

I don't know.

I think maybe one of them is dying.

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I kind of hope it's the girl.

00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:58,256

The guy is really cute!

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