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- Oh, my God, that's Rachel.

- Joey, you have to talk to her.

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No, I can't. Not after the other night.

It's just... It's too weird, okay?

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Don't tell her I'm here.

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Don't eat that.

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- Hey.

CHANDLER: Rach.

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MONICA: Hey, Rachel.

- Is Joey here?

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- I don't see him. You see him?

- I don't see him.

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Maybe he's in the sugar bowl.

Joey? Nope.

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Well, at least you make

each other laugh.

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- What's up?

- Well, I haven't seen him since that night...

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...that he told me how he, you know...

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I don't know,

I think he's avoiding me.

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Why is that bagel on the floor?

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- We were playing a game.

- Ew, was Chandler naked?

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Sort of like a ring-toss

kind of situation?

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- Sure.

- What? No. No.

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All right, well, listen. If you see Joey,

will you just tell him that, uh?

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Tell him I miss him.

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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[DOOR OPENS]

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- Okay. Did you hear that?

- Yeah. That naked bagel game? Heh.

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Dude, I don't know.

That's a pretty small hole.

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- Honey, you've gotta talk to her.

- I can't.

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You guys don't know what it's like

to put yourself out there like that...

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...and then just get shot down.

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I don't know what that's like?

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Up until I was 25, I thought the only

response to "I love you" was "Oh, crap."

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Hello. No rejection?

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I got shot down at fat camp.

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Boy, kids are mean when they're hungry.

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All right, so, what do I do?

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This is Rachel. What are you gonna do,

never talk to her again?

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I know it's weird and it's awkward,

but you gotta at least try.

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Yeah, okay.

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Whoa. I almost forgot this was on your...

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We didn't play it.

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Okay, so when you're done with your tea,

I'll look at the leaves and tell your fortune.

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- I didn't know you read tea leaves.

- Oh, yeah, I've done it for years.

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I actually stopped

because I was so accurate.

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You know, and one of the great joys

of life...

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...is its wondrous unpredictability,

you know?

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And also,

tea tends to give me the trots.

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- Okay. I'm done. Read mine.

- Okay.

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Ooh. I see a ladder.

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Which can mean either a promotion

or a violent death.

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I'm the head chef.

I can't get promoted.

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Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Who's next?

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Okay, I'm done. Do mine.

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Okay.

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- Um... Oh. Okay, I see a circle.

- Oh.

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Oh, which can either mean

you're having a baby...

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...or you're gonna make

a scientific discovery.

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Well, I have been spending

a lot of time in the lab.

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- What does yours say, Pheebs?

- Um... Wow, all right.

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Wow. Yay.

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Oh, I'm gonna meet a guy.

And really soon.

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And he's gonna be

the man of my dreams.

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Probably not the guy

I had a dream about last night.

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[MOUTHS]

You.

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Hey, has anyone seen my shirt?

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It's a button-down,

like a faded salmon color?

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You mean your pink shirt?

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Faded salmon color?

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No, I haven't seen your pink shirt.

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Great, great. Then I must have

left it at Mona's. I knew it.

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I'm sure you can get another one

at Ann Taylor's.

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That's my favorite shirt, okay?

I love that shirt.

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Well, just ask Mona to give it back.

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I don't know. I mean, I guess I could.

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It's just, we didn't really end things

on such good terms.

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And if I went over there, I'd be ignoring

the one thing she asked me to do...

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...when we broke up:

Jump up my own ass and die.

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Oh, wait a second, you guys.

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For the last couple weeks, I've been

seeing that guy everywhere I go.

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We take the same bus, we go to

the same bookstore, same dry cleaner.

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Maybe he's the tea guy.

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CHANDLER:

Pheebs, did you see that?

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He totally checked you out

and he is so cute.

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Mine is a picture of the Village People.

What does that mean?

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- Hi.

- Hey.

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[CHUCKLES]

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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Tea gives Phoebe the trots.

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I thought Joey and I would be okay

once we hung out...

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...but it's like we don't even know

how to be with each other anymore.

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- I know it's tough, but things will get better.

- How do you know that?

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What if it just gets

worse and worse and worse...

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...to the point where we can't even

be in the same room with each other?

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I'm not great at the advice.

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Can I interest you

in a sarcastic comment?

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Some cheese?

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Honey, why is the Bruce Springsteen CD

in the Cat Stevens case?

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Let's just say if I can't find the right

CD case, I just put it in the nearest one.

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- Okay, well, where is the Cat Stevens CD?

- In the James Taylor case.

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- Where's the James Taylor CD?

- Honey, I'm gonna save you some time.

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Two hundred CDs,

not one of them in the right case.

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Okay. No need to panic.

Deep breaths, everyone.

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Okay, um, we're just gonna have to

spend some time...

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...and put the CDs in the right cases.

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If we're gonna do that,

we should come up with some order.

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Like alphabetically, or by genre.

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Hmm, I don't know.

We really have to talk this through.

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Oh, my God, you guys have such problems.

I feel so terrible for you.

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All right. Okay, I'm sorry.

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Look, you and Joey, you're both focusing

on this uncomfortable thing.

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What you need to do

is change the subject.

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Next time you see him, try to get him

talking about something else.

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- Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

- Yeah.

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I don't know, maybe you have

a work problem you need his advice on.

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- Ooh, I could do that. I could do that.

- Good.

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Honey, the Miami Vice soundtrack?

Really?

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They were just giving those away

at the store.

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In exchange for money.

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Hey.

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Hi.

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I really don't know what to tell you, Rach.

I really don't.

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Maybe Joey could help you out

with your big work problem.

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- What?

- Yeah, Joey, she's...

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Rachel's got this really big work problem.

It is a head-scratcher. Heh.

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Well, you know what? If we're gonna make

dinner, we're gonna have to leave. Yeah.

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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So you, uh, have a big work problem?

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Yeah. It's, um...

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Yeah, it's, uh...

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You know, it's nothing.

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Oh. Okay.

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So, uh, I think I'm gonna take off.

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No, wait, Joey, it is.

It's something. It's, um...

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It's my boss.

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- Yeah?

- Yeah. And, um...

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And my baby.

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Yeah?

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My boss wants to buy my baby.

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What? Oh, my... Oh, my God.

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I know, I told you,

it's a really big problem.

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- He wants to buy your baby?

- Can you believe that?

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- That's crazy.

- That's what I told him.

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- How did this even happen?

- Well, I'll tell you.

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See, uh, my boss and, uh, his wife,

they can't have children, so, um...

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And then when we were

at the Christmas party...

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...and he got drunk and said to me,

"Rachel, I want to buy your baby."

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Man. When you said it was a problem

about your boss and the baby...

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...I figured it was something

about maternity leave.

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Oh. Yeah.

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Yeah, that would have been

a much simpler problem.

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- Oh, hello.

- Oh, it's you. I see you everywhere.

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- Mm-hm.

- I'm Jim. Jim Nelson.

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Jim-Jim Nelson.

I'm Phoebe-Phoebe Buffay.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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We certainly have been seeing

a lot of each other.

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We have. Maybe we'll see each other

at dinner tomorrow. Say, around 8:00?

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Well, maybe we will.

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Oh.

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Mona?

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Ow.

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Okay, if I were a salmon shirt,

where would I be?

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[KEYS RATTLING]

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I am so sorry I spilled wine

all over your shirt.

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- Oh, it's okay.

MONA: No, it's still wet.

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Let me get it out before it sets.

Oh, I have something you could wear.

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- Here.

MAN: Oh, uh...

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I don't know if I wanna wear

a woman's shirt.

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- No, no, that's a man's shirt.

- Awfully pink.

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[MOUTHS]

It's not pink.

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Oh, my God, honey,

we are so meant to be together.

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- Look, we both have the Annie soundtrack.

- Honey, both yours.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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Hey, great advice on that Joey thing.

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- Yeah, the work problem?

- It was perfect.

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It felt like he was my friend again.

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- What problem did you tell him you have?

- Oh, that's not important.

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The point is,

I really think everything's gonna be okay.

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May I help you?

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You think you can just buy

my friend's baby?

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Isn't it funny how we kept

running into each other?

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It's as if someone really wants us

to be together.

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Someone does. Me.

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Ooh. Witty banter. Well done. Good.

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- So tell me a little bit about yourself.

- Oh, okay. Well, I'm a masseuse.

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- And I used to work at this place...

- Do you like to party?

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I... I like parties.

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You're wild, aren't you? Heh.

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- Yeah, I guess. A little.

- Ain't no thing. I'm wild too.

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So, um, anyway...

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...I... I've lived in New York,

somewhat wildly, I guess...

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...for, um... Well, since I was 14.

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I'm sorry. I'm staring.

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It's just that you have

the most beautiful eyes.

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Oh, stop it.

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And your breasts. Mm!

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Okay. Ahem.

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Look, uh, you're coming on

a little strong.

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But I'm gonna give you

the benefit of the doubt.

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Because it seems the universe

really wants us to be together.

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So why don't we start over, okay?

You can just tell me about yourself.

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- All right.

- Okay.

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I write erotic novels...

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...for children.

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- What?

- They're wildly unpopular.

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Oh, my God.

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Also, you might be interested to know

that I have a Ph.D.

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- Wow, you do?

- Yep. A pretty huge...

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All right.

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[SINGING]

The sun will come out tomorrow

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Bet your bottom dollar

That tomorrow

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[IN DEEP VOICE]

There'll be sun

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[DOOR OPENS]

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- Hey.

- Hey, Joey, honey, listen.

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Thank you for talking to me yesterday

about that thing with my boss.

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- That really meant a lot.

- Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know...

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...that guy's not gonna be bothering you

about that baby thing anymore.

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- What?

- Let's just say I took care of it.

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Ooh, let's say more.

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Don't worry, don't worry.

I just told him, very nicely:

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"You don't go buying people's babies,

so back off."

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- What?

- What?

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No, no, no.

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Joey, he doesn't wanna buy my baby.

I made that up.

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What? Why?

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So that we would have something

to talk about so it wouldn't be awkward.

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And you couldn't think of anything else?

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You said your boss

wants to buy your baby?

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I can't believe you yelled at my boss.

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I'm gonna lose my job.

What am I gonna do?

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You could always sell your baby.

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Joey, I cannot believe you brought

my boss into this. I'm gonna get fired.

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- You lied to me.

- Well, she told me to.

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Chandler has two copies of Annie.

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Ah.

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[MONA CHUCKLES]

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[TABLE THUDS]

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Oh, my God.

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- Ross!

- Hello.

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Ross, what are you doing?

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Not touching myself, if that makes

anyone less uncomfortable.

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Morning. You wanted to see me?

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Please, come in. Have a seat.

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- Okay, look, Mr. Zelner...

- Oh, I think it's best that I speak first.

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Yeah.

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I've asked Lee from human resources

to be here as a witness to our conversation.

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Oh, God.

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If I in any way implied

that I wanted to buy your baby...

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...I am sorry. Okay?

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Last week, when I asked you

when your due date was, uh...

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...I certainly did not mean that

I felt that I was due your baby.

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Yeah, I want to be very clear...

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...that I understand that it's your baby...

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...and it is not mine to purchase.

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Well, as long as we are clear about that.

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Oh, there it is.

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- That's not your regular dry cleaners.

- I know.

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But that creep I went on that date with

goes there so I had to find a new one.

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I also have to find a new video store,

a new bank...

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...a new adult bookstore,

a new grocery store...

00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:50,109

- What?

- A new grocery store.

00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,864

The universe said I was gonna meet

a nice guy and that's what they gave me?

00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:58,326

When I get up there,

I'm gonna kick some ass.

00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,536

Don't worry, Phoebe,

you're gonna meet someone.

00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,705

If I can meet a great guy,

so can you.

00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,750

Yeah, we both can. And we both will.

00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:13,216

- Oh, you didn't have to come in with me.

- Are you kidding?

00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:17,095

This is where they get out stains.

This is like Disneyland for me.

00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:22,975

I'm gonna be over here

watching the dance of the clean shirts.

00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,315

Oh, excuse me.

I think you, uh, dropped...

00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,027

- Wow.

- What?

00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,822

I'm sorry, it's just that

you're so incredibly beautiful.

00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:40,118

Oh, yeah, well, I'm sorry about that too.

But what are you gonna do?

00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:43,746

I hope you don't think I'm crazy,

but I feel like I was meant to pick this up.

00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:48,042

- Do you believe in that kind of thing?

- A little. Heh.

00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,128

Now you're talking.

00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,465

- Would you like to go have a cup of coffee?

- I'd love to. Let me just tell my friend.

00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:58,594

Ooh. An ink stain.

Hey, can I watch how you get this out?

00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,889

She must have left.

00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,187

- Hi.

- So, what happened?

00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,397

It's all gonna be okay.

00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,232

They're just so happy

I'm not suing them...

00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,318

...that they gave me one extra month

paid maternity leave.

00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,530

So long as I understand that the money

should not be construed...

00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:22,243

...as a down payment on this

or any other child that I may bear.

00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,871

Wow. Ralph Lauren

is going out of their way...

00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:27,832

...to show that they're not

in the baby-buying business.

00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,669

- Chandler, can you give us a minute?

- Oh, I'm sorry.

00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,172

- You're kicking me out of my living room?

- Yeah.

00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,383

I'll be in there.

00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:46,309

Joey, I'm really sorry that I lied to you.

I was just trying to make things...

00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,853

I know. I know.

00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,355

But it kind of worked.

00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,191

I mean, you know,

I don't know about you...

00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,693

...but I haven't thought about our thing

since all this.

00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,070

Yeah, you're right.

00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,617

Yeah. It's kind of been like us again,

a little bit.

00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:06,037

- Yeah, I know. I've missed that.

- Me too.

00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,790

I mean, I haven't thought at all

about how I put myself out there...

00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:13,377

...and said that stuff and how

you didn't feel the same way about me...

00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:17,924

...and how it was really awkward.

00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,892

My gynecologist tried to kill me.

00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:38,736

Item J437-A.

00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,864

Color: Winterberry.

00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,533

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:52,166

Hi, um, listen.

Come here. Come...

00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:55,044

I'm so, so sorry about yesterday.

00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,922

I'm really, really sorry. It's just...

00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:02,802

Listen, Ross, you don't have to apologize.

I understand why you were there.

00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:06,013

- You do?

- Yeah. You still have feelings for me.

00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:10,268

And to be honest,

I still have feelings for you too...

00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,895

...and I wish we could work out, Ross,

but we can't.

00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:17,316

It's too complicated with you

and Rachel and the baby. I just...

00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:18,567

[SIGHS]

00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,444

It just wasn't meant to be.

00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,115

Oh, God. You're right.

00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:29,537

- Ross, we have to be strong.

- Mm.

00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,000

Okay, I'm gonna go.

00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:39,797

Can I? To remember you?

00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,761

No.

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