Эпизод, где Рэйчел перенашивает

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A poster for that WWI movie I'm in.

Check it out.

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Wow! It looks really violent!

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I know. I'm coming soon

to a theater near you.

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I'm in THX.

I'm unsuitable for children!

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- I cannot wait to see this.

- It's generating Oscar buzz.

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- I started that!

- I thought I did!

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I just talked to my agent...

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...and the premiere is next week

and you're all invited!

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[ALL GASP]

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- Will we take a limo?

- Sure!

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I love taking limos when nobody died.

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Well, I won't be able to come.

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For those who haven't checked

their calendars, today's my due date.

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I want to thank you guys

for how great you've been during this.

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I couldn't have done it without you.

I loved these last 9 months.

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I'm looking forward

to the next part...

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...but I am really gonna miss

being pregnant.

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That's right. Still no baby.

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Come on, people, make some room.

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Uh, sweetie, maybe you'd be

more comfortable here.

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You.

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Like you haven't done enough.

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I know you're miserable.

I wish there was something I could do.

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I wish I were a sea horse.

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Because with sea horses, it's the male.

They carry the babies.

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And then also, um,

I'd be far away in the sea.

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God.

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I have never been so uncomfortable

in my entire life.

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I know. I remember toward the end--

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That's a great story. Tell it while

you're getting me some iced tea.

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Oh...

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Oh, God, get out!

Get out, get out, get out!

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Let's.

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[RACHEL GROANS]

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Hey, did you have the baby yet?

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Do you want me to sit on you?

Because I'll do it.

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- What are you doing here?

- They sent me home from work.

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They said, "Start your maternity

leave now. Just rest."

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You know what? Screw them!

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If they don't want me there,

I'll hang out with you guys.

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Or you could do volunteer work.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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- Hello?

- Joey, it's Estelle.

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I was able to get you and one guest

tickets to your premiere.

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- You told me I could have six tickets.

- I sold four on eBay.

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You'll be sitting next to HotGuy372.

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So that's it?

I only get to bring one guest?

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Yeah. What time do you

want to pick me up?

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[PHONE CLICKS]

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Hello?

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You hear that?

I only get one extra ticket.

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So somehow I have to pick

between you three and Ross.

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- What about me?

- You said you didn't want to go.

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I would still like

to be acknowledged.

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- Because I'm pregnant, I'm invisible?

- Definitely not invisible.

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Ross didn't care enough

to be here, so he's out.

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- You snooze, you lose.

- He's not snoozing. He's teaching.

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Well, then somebody's snoozing.

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And, Joey, not that this should, uh, affect

you at all, but, um, if you pick me...

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...I was planning on wearing

a sequin dress out down to here.

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- I haven't seen this dress.

- Star in a movie.

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Pick whoever you want. Listen

to your heart. What does it tell you?

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Phoebe.Phoebe.Phoebe.

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Well, uh...

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I think I want to take Chandler.

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Phoebe,Phoebe,Phoebe.

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[MIMICS FLATLINING NOISE]

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- You want to take me?

- Yeah, I wish I could take everybody.

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But Chandler's always

supported my career.

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He's paid for acting classes,

headshots and stuff.

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This will be my way

of paying you back.

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So you're never actually

going to pay me back?

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Just because he paid for your

headshots, you're gonna take him?

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I don't think you're comprehending

just how slutty this dress is.

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It's not just the stuff he paid for.

It's everything, you know?

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He read lines with me.

He went with me on auditions.

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Then he consoled me

after I didn't get parts.

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You always believed in me, man,

even when I didn't.

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I always knew you were gonna make it.

I'm so proud of you.

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Thanks, that means a lot to me.

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Mon, maybe one of these guys

wants to wear your dress.

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- I'm gonna go shave. Ahem.

- Yeah, well, I'm gonna go, uh, spit.

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Ugh, I have to pee.

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If I don't come out, it's because I've

choked to death on the potpourri stink.

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You hold her nose, I'll blow in her

mouth and the kid'll just--

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[POPPING NOISE]

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--Out of her.

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She's a week late.

She's got to have it today.

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I don't know. I think

it's still gonna be a while.

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Hmm. Care to make it interesting?

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- I bet you she'll have it tomorrow.

- You're on.

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- Okay, how much?

- One hundred thousand dollars.

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- How about 50 bucks?

- I'll call Zurich and move some money.

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RACHEL: All right, whose turn is it

to help me get up?

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Ahem, no one's here.

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Oh, damn it.

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[CHEERING]

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This is exciting. So glamorous! People

taking our picture. How do I look?

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- A little tall.

- What?

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Would you crouch down a bit

so that I look taller?

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There you go.

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It's just so glamorous.

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Oh, hey, Mon? Rach is here.

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[RACHEL GROANS]

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And you're still pregnant.

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[RACHEL GROANS]

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I'm sorry. I know

how uncomfortable you are.

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- You know what? You look great.

- Aw.

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Yeah, like 50 bucks.

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I have to go pee. Apparently this baby

thinks my bladder is a squeeze toy.

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Damn it. Here's your 50 bucks.

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That's interesting that you lost.

Now, I forget, do you like to lose?

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All right, stop it.

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- Double or nothing she has it tomorrow.

- Fine.

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Okay.

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Until then, General Grant, why don't

you set up camp right there?

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- Rachel here? We have an appointment.

- In the bathroom.

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- Rach, we gotta go.

RACHEL: In a minute!

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People ask why we're not together.

I just don't know what to tell them.

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RACHEL:

All right, all right, let's go.

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ROSS:

Uh, do you want to go change first?

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The doctor's keeping the office

open late for us, but if you hurry...

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- No, I'm fine.

- You don't think that's inappropriate?

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- What?

- Good God, man. Don't anger it.

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Ross, it is 100 degrees outside.

For the first time in weeks, I am--

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Fine. Whatever you want.

You're the mommy.

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Uh-uh, pal! Don't call me "Mommy."

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It's bad enough you call

your own mother that.

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I'm actually with her on this one.

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[BOMBS EXPLODING ON SCREEN]

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JOEY [ON SCREEN]:

I thought I knew who the enemy was--

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Okay, this is it. This is

my big fight scene coming up.

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JOEY [ON SCREEN]: I'm fighting for every

man in the 82nd Ground Division.

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[FINGERS TAPPING]

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- Ross?

- Yeah?

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- Can I ask you something?

- Uh-huh.

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- When Carol was pregnant with Ben...

- Mm-hm?

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...were you this irritating?

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- Wow.

- Excuse me?

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Uh, nothing. You're just, uh...

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You've been a little short with me

lately. I'm not trying to irritate you.

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Well, then, you must have

a natural talent for it.

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The doctor will be in soon.

Why don't we not speak until then?

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Okay.

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Seriously. Breathe louder, Ross.

That's great.

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We should ask the doctor

if she even knows...

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...how to deliver a baby

that's half human, half pure evil!

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- Hi, Dr. Long. How are you?

- Hello.

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You're nice to her.

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She has the drugs.

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- We'll do a quick check.

- Okay.

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- Eight days late, huh?

RACHEL: Yeah.

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You must be getting uncomfortable.

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Yeah, just a tad.

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You're 80 percent effaced.

You're on your way. It still could last a while.

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- There are ways to help things along.

- Do them!

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Actually, they're things

you can do. Home remedies.

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In my experience, I've found

some are very effective.

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- Well, we are ready to try anything.

- There's an herbal tea you can drink.

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Okay.

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You can take some castor oil.

There's spicy foods.

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We will do all of those.

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- Taking a long walk.

- Good. Done.

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And there's the one that's

proved most effective: sex.

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You've got to be kidding me.

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Good job, Joe! Well done! Top-notch!

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- You liked it'? You really liked it?

- Oh, yeah!

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- Well, which part exactly?

- The whole thing! Here we go!

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No, no, no. Give me some specifics.

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I loved the specifics.

The specifics were the best part.

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Hey, what about the scene with

the kangaroo? Did you like that part?

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I was surprised to see a kangaroo

in a World War I epic.

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You fell asleep!

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There was no kangaroo!

They didn't take any of my suggestions!

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- Thanks for coming. See you later.

- Don't go. I'm so sorry.

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Look, this guy fell asleep!

He fell asleep too! Be mad at him!

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Or call an ambulance!

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_H6Y-

_H6Y-

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What did the doctor say?

Any news on when the baby will come?

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No. She gave us ideas

on how to induce labor.

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We tried them all.

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We went for a walk, uh, we tried tea,

castor oil, spicy food. Nothing worked.

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There is one thing we didn't try.

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But someone thinks that

that will open up a can of worms.

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If it's gonna help

bring the baby here, today...

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...I think you should do it.

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- It's sex.

- Do it!

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- Monica.

- It's been a really long time for you.

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I mean, women have needs.

Do it. Get yours.

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Oh, I don't know about that.

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I think if the two of you had sex,

the repercussions would be catastrophic.

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All right, let's be practical.

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If Ross isn't willing, he's not

the only guy you can have sex with.

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You could borrow Chandler.

Chandler is good.

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Monica, what is the matter with you?

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- I just want the baby to be born today.

- Why today?

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Okay, fine.

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I bet Phoebe that you're gonna have

the baby, and I don't want to lose.

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What? While she's been going through

this hell, you've been making money?

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You're betting on your friend

staying in this misery?

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- I'll take that bet.

- What?

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I'm miserable. I may as well

make some money out of it.

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Can I get some of that action?

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I'm betting against all of you?

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I really feel like

tomorrow it's gonna happen.

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Okay.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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Hey, Sleeping Beauty.

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Where have you been?

I want to talk to you. I still feel bad.

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Oh, no. Were you upset?

Did you lose sleep?

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I'm so sorry.

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The reason I came over is

to settle things between us.

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I wanted to pay you back

with the premiere, but you missed it.

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- So how much do I owe you?

- What?

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- I don't want to owe you anything.

- You don't owe me.

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- I don't want your--

- Ah, ah, ah. We're doing this!

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You got me my first headshots.

How much?

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- I don't know, uh, $500.

- Okay, $500. What else?

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Then there was the second set.

The infamous "booger" headshots.

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Okay, so that's another 500.

That's 500 and 500. That's...

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- You want a calculator?

- Please.

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Here.

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Oh.

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All right, what else?

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Well, uh, there's acting classes,

stage-combat classes, tap classes--

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Which we're still keeping

under our hats.

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That dialect coach who helped you

with a Southern accent.

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Which, after 20 hours of lessons,

still came out Jamaican.

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What the hell are you talking about?

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[IN JAMAICAN ACCENT]

The South will rise again, man.

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- Yes, money well-spent.

- Yeah.

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Okay, what else? Rent.

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Uh, two, three years of rent,

utilities, food...

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Okay, so I'm writing you

a check for...

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So you fell asleep during my movie.

Big deal, right?

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How do you clear this thing?

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Finish your enchilada.

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Ross, we've tried all the spicy food.

It's not working.

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Okay, here, have one of these peppers.

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Oh, God. So hot. Oh, my God.

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By the way, you don't want to touch

the pepper and then touch your eye.

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- I am feeling nothing.

- Oh...

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Speaking of hot,

watching you do that...

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...really makes me want

to have sex with you.

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- Stop it.

- Come on! Why are we wasting time?

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We know it's gonna work.

It's doctor-recommended.

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I'm sorry. But we have to have

some boundaries. My God, I'm dying.

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We've done it before.

We'll do it again.

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It'll be a nice way

to bookend the pregnancy.

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I'm not gonna make love to you

so you'll go into labor.

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Make love'? What are you, a girl?

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Always a great way to get

into a man's pants.

00:18:37,229 --> 00:18:41,817

You'll be performing a service.

Think of me as a ketchup bottle.

00:18:41,984 --> 00:18:45,696

Sometimes, you have to bang on

the end of it to get it to come out.

00:18:48,699 --> 00:18:50,993

I love when you talk dirty to me.

00:18:52,619 --> 00:18:56,248

Oh, I know it. You're right.

That's not sexy.

00:18:56,456 --> 00:18:59,543

Oh, oh. Whoops.

00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:01,795

Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork.

00:19:03,422 --> 00:19:05,882

Let me just bend over and get it.

00:19:13,348 --> 00:19:14,891

Oh, God!

00:19:17,894 --> 00:19:21,398

Okay, enough.

This is not going to happen.

00:19:21,648 --> 00:19:24,234

Come on, Ross. I'm miserable here.

00:19:24,443 --> 00:19:26,403

Come on, you started this,

now you finish it!

00:19:28,864 --> 00:19:31,783

Come on, wuss. Make love to me.

00:19:33,452 --> 00:19:36,622

- You know what?

- What?

00:19:36,913 --> 00:19:38,915

Forget it.

00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:43,128

What now, Ross, you're not gonna talk?

00:19:43,295 --> 00:19:47,049

How on earth will you ever annoy me?

00:19:47,299 --> 00:19:48,925

Oh, wait a minute, I know.

00:19:49,092 --> 00:19:50,385

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

00:19:53,597 --> 00:19:57,809

I You'd think the jalapeño would

clear up your sinuses, but no!

00:19:58,060 --> 00:20:00,646

That's not enough--

What are you doing?

00:20:00,812 --> 00:20:02,397

I'm getting that baby out of you!

00:20:10,489 --> 00:20:12,324

- Oh, God!

- I know.

00:20:12,574 --> 00:20:14,701

Oh, no, no, no.

00:20:15,452 --> 00:20:17,037

I think my water just broke.

00:20:18,914 --> 00:20:21,667

I am good!

00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:27,130

Okay, I got the pillow. Uh, I got the bag.

00:20:27,297 --> 00:20:30,509

- You got the keys?

- I got the keys. Okay.

00:20:30,926 --> 00:20:32,552

[BOTH LAUGHING]

00:20:32,719 --> 00:20:34,888

- Hey.

- Yeah?

00:20:35,222 --> 00:20:36,973

We're having a baby.

00:20:50,362 --> 00:20:55,325

I didn't, uh, have time to read this part

of the books, but do we have time--?

00:20:55,534 --> 00:20:58,412

- Not so much.

- Okay, let's go.

00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:04,668

- Two hundred.

- Thank you.

00:21:04,835 --> 00:21:08,797

That's it. I don't care when

the baby comes. No more betting.

00:21:09,005 --> 00:21:10,215

Okay.

00:21:10,382 --> 00:21:11,591

[PHONE RINGS]

00:21:12,092 --> 00:21:13,760

Hello?

00:21:15,011 --> 00:21:19,725

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay.

00:21:21,268 --> 00:21:23,395

I guess we could bet one more time.

00:21:24,813 --> 00:21:27,649

- Is Rachel having the baby?

- How did you know that?

00:21:29,609 --> 00:21:32,779

- Joey! Chandler! It's time!

- They're at the coffee house.

00:21:32,988 --> 00:21:34,406

You know everything!

00:21:35,741 --> 00:21:39,119

Wait. I bet you the baby

is over 7 pounds.

00:21:40,287 --> 00:21:44,040

I bet you it has hair!

I bet you it's a girl.

00:21:44,249 --> 00:21:47,961

- We know it's a girl.

- I'll give you really good odds.

00:21:51,923 --> 00:21:53,925

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