Эпизод, в котором рождается ребёнок, Часть 1

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Yes! From home to the hospital

in seven minutes!

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Yes. The hard part is truly over.

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We're off to a great start, aren't we?

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I knew I'd get here fast,

but this has to be a record!

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- Oh, you made it!

- Hi.

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- How the hell did you beat us here?

- We took a cab. Did you walk?

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No, we took a cab too.

But I did test runs--

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- Hi.

- Hey, you made it!

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Okay, is there some kind of magic

tunnel to this hospital?

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Ross, you stay here and talk.

I'm gonna go have a baby.

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Okay. Hi, this is Rachel Green.

I'm Ross Geller. We called from the car.

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We have a semi-private

labor room waiting--

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Oh, whoa! I'm sorry. Semi-private?

We asked for a private room.

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Yes, I see that here.

We can't guarantee a private room.

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- Currently, they're all unavailable.

- Man, if only you'd gotten here sooner.

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I'm sorry. Semi-private rooms

are all we have.

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Okay. Just give us a second. Ross?

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Yeah?

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- Give her some money.

- I really think they're out of rooms.

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They're saving them for important

people! What if I was the president?

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We'd be in a lot of trouble.

You don't know where any countries are.

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Okay.

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Say, would you mind checking again?

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See if any, uh, private rooms

may have opened up?

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This is a hospital.

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You know what?

I don't really care for your tone.

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This is not the only hospital in the city.

We have no problem-- Whoa. Oh, gosh!

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- What, what?

- Contraction! Ow! Ow!

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- Oh!

- Ow, ow, ow, ow. Ooh, ooh.

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- Like to see a semi-private room?

- Yeah, it couldn't hurt to look.

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You're 2 centimeters dilated.

We need to get to 10.

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- It will be a while.

- Oh, okay.

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- I'll be back in an hour to check on you.

ROSS & RACHEL: Thank you.

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- I guess we have some time to kill.

- Yeah, guess so.

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- Oh, check these out.

- Oh.

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[RACHEL LAUGHS]

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Never done this before.

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Yeah, well, it looks great.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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Thank you very much.

I think we're ready to...

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Hi, I'm Ross. I'm here to ruin

this magical day for you.

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- Not at all. Marc Horger. My wife, Julie.

- Don't worry about it.

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- Hi, Julie. This is Rachel.

MARC: Oh, hi, Rachel.

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JULIE: Is this your first?

- It is.

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- Well, little Jamie here is our third.

- Wow.

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So if you have any questions,

just holler.

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- That's so sweet.

- Yeah.

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- Let me give you guys some privacy.

- Nonsense. We're all in this together.

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We are gonna share every

moment of this with you.

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- I think we're gonna have some fun.

- Yeah.

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- Oh, okay, I guess.

- Hey, smile!

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- No.

- I really don't want any--

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Oh, thank you.

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Oh, Ross.

Here comes another contraction.

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- Ooh, ooh, ooh...

- Okay, just breathe...

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- Oh, honey, I think I'm having one too!

- Oh, my God!

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- Ow, ow, ow, ow.

- Oh, oh, oh.

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MARC: Hey, look at this. Here you go!

- Oh, no!

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Oh, wow. Three hours and still no baby.

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Ugh, the miracle of birth

sure is a snooze-fest.

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- Hey, you wanna see something?

- Sure. What?

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This will be fun.

Watch me freak out Chandler.

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- Honey?

- Yeah?

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Listen, uh, I've been doing

some thinking...

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...and I don't know whether

it's because we're here...

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...or Rachel's giving birth...

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...but, um, I think we should

try to have a baby.

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Okay.

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What's that now?

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Okay. I've been thinking about it too.

I think we're ready.

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Are you kidding? You think

we're ready to have a baby?

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Oh, this is fun.

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You're ready to have a baby?

My boy's all grown up!

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You said you were ready.

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I was screwing with you to get

your voice high and weird...

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...like mine is now!

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Yes, but haven't you

wanted a kid forever?

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Okay, just back oh', mister!

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Because I am ready to have a baby.

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I just want Joey to be the father.

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- What? Are you crazy?

- Right there! That's all I wanted!

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I'm sorry. The doctor insisted

on closing the curtain for the exam.

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Oh, that's very--

Really, very, very okay.

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Julie's cervix is dilated 7 centimeters.

That's about four fingers!

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- Doctor let me feel it.

- Have you felt Rachel's?

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- No, I don't--

- We won't be doing that.

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Well, you could feel Rachel's,

then feel mine to compare.

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- Am I interrupting?

- Yes! Thank you!

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- No, no...

- Later.

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- You can't leave me with them.

- Sorry.

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No, Ross, Ross? Ross?

My child has no father!

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I'm so glad you're here, but it's gonna

be a while. I wish you'd called first.

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- I'm coming back later with your father.

- Oh, good.

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- I need to talk to you before the birth.

- Okay. What's up?

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I brought something

that I want to give you.

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Assuming, of course, that you want it.

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Ma, you're asking me to marry you?

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Your grandma's engagement ring,

I want you to give it to Rachel.

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- Mom, no. Come on. Thank you...

- Just hear me out--

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No! Okay? We're not getting

married because she's pregnant.

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Honestly, this isn't just some girl

you picked up in a bar and humped.

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A child should have a family.

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I can't deal with this now. I'm sorry.

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Think about it. If you don't,

I'll talk more about humping.

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Give me that.

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- Hi, dear.

- Hi. Thank you so much for coming.

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Ross, get in here!

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She dragged me out of the labor room

to ask me why I'm not with Rachel.

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Yeah.

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- Why aren't you with Rachel?

- Are you kidding?

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We're not gonna be together

because we're having a baby.

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It seems you belong together.

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I can't deal with this right now.

I have to go have a baby.

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Right. And with who again?

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He's crazy. Why doesn't

he wanna be with Rachel?

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I know.

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She's like the perfect woman.

I know she turned me down...

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...but if she wanted to be with me,

I would take her in my arms and...

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I haven't bummed you guys out

like this in a while.

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ROSS: Hey.

RACHEL: Hey.

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- Who's that?

- New people.

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What happened to the Disgustingtons?

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They're having their baby.

It's not fair, Ross. I got here first!

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After you left, they wheeled her off.

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Not before she gave me a nice, juicy

shot of little Jamie, crowning away.

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- Wow. Sorry.

- Ugh.

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So, uh, how are the new people?

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Well, they have some unusual

pet names for each other.

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Including, um, "Evil Bitch"

and, uh, "Sick Bastard."

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- Oh, gosh, a contraction. Ooh, ow!

- Yeah? Okay, okay. Just breathe.

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WOMAN: Are you looking at her?

- No!

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- Don't look at her, you sick bastard!

- I swear I wasn't looking at her!

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She's in labor. You like that,

you sick son of a bitch?

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I'm just gonna--

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See? It's because you were looking,

you fat pervert.

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No, no. I'm sure no one was looking.

Just want some privacy.

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WOMAN:

You miss your girlfriend?

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- Just ignore them.

- Ugh.

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- You okay?

- Yeah.

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- Ross.

- What?

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- He's looking at me.

ROSS: Hey!

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Wanna live to see your baby?

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Don't you talk to my husband like that,

you stupid bastard!

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Oh, good God! If you want

a baby so bad, just go steal it!

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Since when are you

so crazy about babies?

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I'm not crazy about babies.

I'm crazy about us.

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What?

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We talk about having

babies someday, not now...

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...but I'm starting to think that we

can handle it. We're good.

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We're really good.

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We are pretty good.

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But nothing has to happen

until you're ready.

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Well, maybe I'm ready now.

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I mean, it's a little scary,

but maybe it's right.

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It's not right!

We're not ready for a kid!

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- What?

- I'm kidding. This is gonna be fun.

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So we're gonna try?

I mean, we're trying?

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We're trying to get pregnant.

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CHANDLER:

Mm.

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I'm not comfortable doing

this in front of the babies.

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- So when do you want to start trying?

- All right, hold on a sec.

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- Period math?

- Yeah.

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Well, we could start trying now.

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- Right here?

- No, not here.

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Maybe here.

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We got time to kill.

We're in a building that's full of beds!

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And it's so clean!

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Come on, you stupid machine! Come on!

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- Aw, it ate your money?

- No.

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- I'll see you downstairs then.

- All right.

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PHOEBE:

All right.

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Hey, I got one! I got one!

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MAN: Hi.

- Hi.

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- Oh, up or down'?

- Oh. Down, please.

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I hate to be a ball-buster,

but can I just do it?

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- Could you press up too?

- Sure.

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- I feel bad. I broke my leg once too.

- How did yours happen?

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It's a long, embarrassing story.

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Let's just say, there was a

typographical error with a sex manual.

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[LAUGHS]

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- How about you?

- Car accident.

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- Idiot on a cell not paying attention?

- Yeah. Me.

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- Oh, hey, that's me.

- Okay.

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Hey, uh, I take it you're

just visiting someone.

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Uh-huh. Yeah.

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Well, um, if you have some time,

and you wanna visit someone else...

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Yeah. I would like that.

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- Great. I'm in room--

- Wait! What? No! Elevator! No!

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You gotta press the button.

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They're bringing in another woman.

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Ugh. Is she pregnant yet?

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She doesn't need to be.

She'll still have the baby before I do.

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- Oh, Ross! Another contraction.

- Oh, okay. Here, here.

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- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ow, ooh, ow!

ROSS: That's it.

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- Oh, that sounded like a bad one.

- Yeah, it was.

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Mine haven't been so bad.

Oh, here comes one now.

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Mm, mm.

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Oh, that was a big one.

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Could you help me'? The patient

I'm looking for has a broken leg.

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He's in a wheelchair.

He's early to mid-30$, very attractive.

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- I know who you're talking about.

- Yay! Great! What room is he in?

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Sorry. That information is restricted.

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- She's with me. Dr. Drake Ramoray.

- Dr. Drake who?

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Ramoray. It's Portuguese.

We need that information. I'm a doctor.

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- At this hospital?

- Damn it! We're losing precious time.

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You want this man's blood

on your head--

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- Hands.

- Hands.

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It is essential that you tell me

what room he is staying in.

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He's a patient of mine.

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- He's in room 816.

-816. Thank you.

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- And what is his name?

- No.

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- I think we found a place.

- Okay.

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[MOANING]

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- Wait. Wanna set the mood a little?

- Okay.

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- We'll dim the lights.

- Okay.

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CHANDLER:

Or turn them out altogether.

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Uh, no scented candles.

Okay, here. There we go.

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Okay, okay.

Making me sterile, but okay.

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Okay. I'm sorry. Oh, wait.

Do we have a condom?

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Oh, right! Ha, ha.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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Yes, 98.6. You're gonna be fine.

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Ooh, this is it!

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- That's him!

- Great. Go get him!

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Wait a second.

Or maybe you could go in first.

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He's not really my type.

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Not you. Dr. Ramoray.

Ask him questions and see what he's like.

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- People tell doctors everything.

- You said he's great.

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Guys I meet seem nice at first,

then turn out to be big jerks.

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- You do attract some stinkers.

- I know.

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Dr. Long, I've been at this for 17 hours.

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Three women have had their babies.

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Give me good news. How many

centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?

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- Three.

- Just 3?

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I'm dilated 3!

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We are moving along slowly.

Don't worry, you're doing great.

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- I'll be back soon.

- Thank you.

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I'm not waiting.

I'm gonna push this baby out.

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I'm doing it. Three centimeters.

That's gotta be like this, right?

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- Actually, it's more like this.

- Oh, stupid metric system.

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

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We'll take you straight

to the delivery room.

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Oh, for the love of God!

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I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray. I have a few

routine questions I need to ask you.

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I've been dealing with Dr. Wells.

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I know. I'm a neurologist.

To be safe...

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...Dr. Wells wanted a more

comprehensive overview. So he sent me.

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Dr. Wells is a woman.

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That was a test. Good response.

00:17:55,437 --> 00:17:58,732

- All right. Uh, full name?

- Clifford Burnett.

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- Date of birth?

- November 16, 1968.

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Age?

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- Can't you figure that out?

- I'm a doctor, not a mathematician.

00:18:11,662 --> 00:18:14,540

- I'm 33.

- Okay.

00:18:15,499 --> 00:18:17,876

- And, uh, are you married?

- No.

00:18:18,085 --> 00:18:24,758

Oh, really? So 33 and single? Would

you say you have commitment issues?

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Are all the questions this personal?

00:18:29,263 --> 00:18:30,806

Yes.

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Well, if you must know, I'm a widower.

00:18:35,435 --> 00:18:39,481

- Oh, that's terrible. I'm really sorry.

- Yeah.

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Do you sleep with women

and never call them again?

00:18:45,279 --> 00:18:47,155

- No.

- Excellent. Excellent.

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And, uh, finally, are you into any weird

stuff, you know, sexually?

00:18:53,870 --> 00:18:56,373

- No!

- Ooh. Wrong answer.

00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:01,920

- What else? What else?

- Uh, he's 33.

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Uh-huh.

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- A widower.

- Oh.

00:19:04,798 --> 00:19:09,052

He seemed like a standup guy.

And he's not into anything weird sexually.

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Enter Pheebs.

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- This room's available.

- Okay! Wait, listen to me!

00:19:20,147 --> 00:19:22,608

Since I've been waiting,

four women...

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...one higher than the centimeters

I'm dilated...

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...have come and gone with their babies.

I'm next. My turn. It's only fair.

00:19:32,117 --> 00:19:36,246

If you bring in one more woman who has

her baby before me, I will sue you.

00:19:37,623 --> 00:19:41,918

Not this hospital. I'm gonna sue you.

My husband is a lawyer.

00:19:42,085 --> 00:19:45,922

- Uh, Rach?

- You get back on that case, honey!

00:19:46,131 --> 00:19:49,176

I don't think the next

patient is far along.

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Okay. Well, then bring her in.

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Qh, my God!

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I can't believe this!

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And yet, somehow, it's true.

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I mean, this is so great.

We're gonna be baby buddies!

00:20:37,766 --> 00:20:41,186

Squeeze your legs together,

cover the baby's ears.

00:20:41,561 --> 00:20:44,815

- Hi, sweetie!

- Hi, sweetheart.

00:20:44,981 --> 00:20:48,735

This is my husband, Sid. I don't think

you've met. Ross, Rachel, this is Sid.

00:20:48,902 --> 00:20:54,700

I nabbed him at the dermatologist's.

Thank God for adult acne!

00:20:54,908 --> 00:20:57,953

I can't believe it.

I'm the luckiest guy in the world.

00:20:58,995 --> 00:21:00,831

Really?

00:21:01,832 --> 00:21:02,916

What did he say?

00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:06,962

You have to speak loudly,

he's almost completely deaf.

00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:10,590

- Oh, there you go.

- Of course he is.

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Congratulations.

I didn't even know you got married.

00:21:15,011 --> 00:21:16,596

- Oh, no. We didn't.

- No, no, we--

00:21:16,805 --> 00:21:18,181

What?

00:21:18,432 --> 00:21:22,894

We're just having this baby together,

but, uh, that's all. You know?

00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,814

Why?

00:21:27,441 --> 00:21:34,322

Uh, we're just not in that place, you know?

But we're very excited about this.

00:21:34,531 --> 00:21:37,367

Oh. Well, then shut me up.

00:21:38,452 --> 00:21:39,494

Just tell me how.

00:21:41,455 --> 00:21:43,707

Uh-oh. Oh, I feel another one coming.

00:21:43,874 --> 00:21:48,879

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!

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