Эпизод, в котором рождается ребёнок, Часть 2

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Seventeen hours, I have been at this.

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- How many centimeters am I dilated?

- Three.

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Just three? I'm dilated three.

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- We've talk about having babies someday.

- So we're gonna try?

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- Right here?

- No, not here.

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Maybe here.

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This is your grandmother's

engagement ring.

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I want you to give it to Rachel.

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- Mom, no.

- Ross, this isn't just some girl...

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...you picked up in a bar and humped.

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- Hey, I take it you're visiting someone?

- Uh-huh, yeah.

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- Wanna visit someone else?

- Yeah, I would like that.

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- That's him.

- Great. Well, go get him.

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Or maybe you could go in first.

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Hi, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray.

I have a few routine questions.

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Do you sleep with women

and never call them again?

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Oh, my God.

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[MONICA GASPS]

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Should we tell Rachel there's an empty,

private room right next door to hers?

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We could. Or we could have sex in it.

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Well, let me think about that.

While I remove my pants.

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Okay, mister. Fertilize me.

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[JANICE LAUGHING NASALLY]

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Does that sound like Janice?

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If it's not, then there's two of them.

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And that would mean

it's the end of the world.

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H93'-

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- Hey.

- Hi.

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I can't believe this is taking so long.

How are you doing?

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Oh, not bad. You know that feeling...

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...when you're trying to blow

a Saint Bernard out your ass?

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Weirdest thing. Did I hear--?

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Mother of God, it's true.

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Chandler Bing.

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Janice.

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Notjust Janice. Janice in labor.

Contracting and everything.

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Oh, this should be easy.

I have a very wide pelvis.

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You remember, Chandler.

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Janice, I didn't know you were pregnant.

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Who's the unwitting human

whose essence you've stolen?

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It's you.

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This is yours.

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What?

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Ha, look how nervous he gets!

We haven't slept together in years!

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[LAUGHING NASALLY]

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That's funny. Does it hurt?

Does the labor hurt?

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Okay, I've got one for you.

If you had to, which would you rather eat?

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A Seeing Eye dog or a talking gorilla?

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I'd have to say the talking gorilla.

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Because at least I could explain to him

that you're making me eat him.

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- Oh. Somebody went to college.

- Yeah.

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Wow. What is it? I'm sorry.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

It's just my foot itches like crazy.

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On. I'll get it.

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Wow. I usually get to know a girl better

before I let her spoon me.

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Relax. It's not like we're forking.

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Ow, ow, ow, ow!

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Oh, that's five, Ross.

Five women have had five babies...

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...and I have had no babies.

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Why doesn't she want to come out?

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You know what I think it is?

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I think you made such a nice

home for her...

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...over the last nine months

that she just doesn't want to leave.

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Oh. Look at you making up crap for me.

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- Oh, God. Ooh, ooh...

- Okay. Okay.

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Twenty-one hours. You're a hero.

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Doctor, you gotta do something.

You gotta give me drugs...

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...or you gotta light a fire up in there

and just smoke it out.

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Actually, I think you're ready to go

to the delivery room.

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- What?

- Ten centimeters.

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You're about to become a mom.

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Oh, my God. Okay.

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Ha-ha-ha, beat you, sucker. Oh, baby.

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Oh, my God. That's the doctor

who was in my room before.

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Oh. Okay, Mr. Percocet.

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I'm telling you, the guy

from that show was here...

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...in my room,

asking me all these weird questions.

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Cliff, do you really believe that a character

from a TV show was here in your room?

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Rachel's having her baby.

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That's him. You know him?

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Okay. Okay. I-- Okay. Um... This--

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I sent my friend, Joey,

in here to find out stuff about you.

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Um, if it, you know--

If it helps, you came off great.

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A lot better than I'm coming off

right now.

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I don't believe this. You got him

to pretend he was some fake doctor?

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Fake? Excuse me? Hello?

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And then you tried

to make me think that I was crazy?

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You're right, that was wrong.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

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It's just that I liked you so much.

Can we just start over?

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I don't think so.

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Uh, if I may?

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Look, Cliff, you told me a lot

of personal stuff about you, right?

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Now, maybe it would help if you knew

some personal stuff about her.

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Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer.

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Uh, she gave birth

to her brother's triplets.

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Oh, oh, oh.

Her twin sister used to do porn.

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- Joey, we're trying to dial down the crazy.

- Right.

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Um...

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Look, we don't really know each other,

so it'd be really easy to just forget this...

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...but there seems to be something

between us. And I don't know about you...

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...but that doesn't happen to me a lot.

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- It doesn't happen to me, either.

- Me, neither.

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- Push.Push.

RACHEL: Ooh, ooh, ooh...

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We're gonna push for five more seconds.

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Five, four...

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Three, two, one. Oh!

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Okay, the next contraction

should be in about 20 seconds.

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- I can't. I can't push anymore.

- Sweetie, you're doing great.

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Oh, God. Twenty seconds, my ass!

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Here we go. Okay, keep pushing.

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- Come on.

- Push. Wait.

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- I see something.

- What, you do? You do? Oh, my God.

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Don't say "Oh, my God."

"Oh, my God," what?

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What is that?

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That's the baby's buttocks. She's breech.

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- Oh, my God. I thought she had two heads.

RACHEL: Oh, God.

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Is she gonna be okay?

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DOCTOR: She's gonna be fine.

- Yeah.

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She's in a more difficult position,

so you're gonna have to push harder.

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- Okay.

- Go. Come on. Go. Go.

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Rachel,

you're gonna have to push harder.

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- I'm sorry, I can't. I can't.

- Yes, you can. I know you can do this.

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- Let's go.

- I can't do it.

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- No, please, you do it for me.

_NO__

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Let's go. One more time.

One final push. Ready? One, two, three.

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Good.

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ROSS:

Keep pushing.

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Are you okay?

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You have no idea how much this hurts.

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Keep going! Keep going!

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DOCTOR:

Here we go.

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Oh, oh! She's upside down,

but she's coming. She's coming.

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- Oh, God!

- Oh. Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God, she's here.

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[RACHEL LAUGHS]

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Oh, she's perfect.

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Oh, wow. Oh, she's so tiny.

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- Where'd she go?

- They're just wrapping her up.

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Okay. Well, be careful with her,

she's really tiny.

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Here she is.

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[BABY CRYING]

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Oh, you.

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Oh, thanks for coming out of me.

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I know. Oh.

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Yes. Oh.

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Oh, she's looking at me. Hi. I know you.

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- Do we have a name yet?

- No, not yet.

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That's fine. For now we'll just

call her Baby Girl Green.

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Oh, no. Baby Girl Geller-Green.

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Hello, Baby Girl.

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PHOEBE: Can we come in?

- Oh, come on in.

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- Oh, there she is.

MONICA: Oh, she's so beautiful.

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Here.

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Oh, my God. She's amazing.

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Oh, I'm so glad you guys got drunk

and had sex.

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It's incredible. I mean,

one minute she's inside you...

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...and then 47 hours later, here she is.

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[CHUCKLES]

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She looks so real.

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You know what I mean.

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- Okay, my turn. My turn.

- Aunt Phoebe.

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Yes. Oh, baby. Oh, you're so cute.

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Oh, I could squeeze your little head.

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I won't.

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- Honey, what's the matter?

- Nothing. Sorry, I just can't stop crying.

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The doctor said it's completely normal,

with the hormones...

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-...plus you're sleep-deprived.

- So? You guys are all sleep-deprived.

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I don't see you weeping because you

put your slippers on the wrong feet.

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Oh, God.

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- What's the matter now?

- I was reliving it.

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Oh.

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So do you know

what you're gonna call her yet?

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Oh. Wait a minute,

it's not gonna be Baby Girl?

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I thought that was so original.

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Uh, actually,

we've narrowed it down to two names.

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Yeah, and you know what?

I love them both.

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So why don't you just pick one,

and that'll be it.

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Wow, um, okay. Uh, everyone?

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This is Isabella.

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- Hi, Isabella.

- Hi.

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[G ROANS]

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- What?

- That's not her name.

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I'm sorry, she just doesn't feel

like an Isabella.

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- What was the other one, Ross?

- Um, Delilah.

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Oh, great. Suddenly she

sounds like a biblical whore.

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- Ahem, so I guess we're back to Baby Girl.

- Yay.

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What are we gonna do?

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- It's okay, honey. You'll find a name.

- Ugh. Easy for you to say.

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You already know

what your kids' names are gonna be.

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- You do?

- Yeah. I had them picked out since I was 14.

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Oh, no, it's gonna be named after

some snack or baked good, isn't it?

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- Well, tell us, what are they?

- Um, okay. If it's a boy, it's Daniel.

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- And if it's a girl?

- I don't want to say.

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Oh, stop. Tell us.

We're not gonna want it.

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Okay. It's Emma.

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[GASPS]

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Emma.

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See, I don't want it.

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- Take it.

- What?

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She's clearly an Emma.

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Oh, honey, but you love that name.

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Yeah. But I love you more.

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Oh.

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Besides, you know, nothing goes

with Bing. So I'm screwed.

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Yoo-hoo.

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Aaron Lipman-Guralnick would like

to say hello to his future bride.

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Oh.

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[GASPS]

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Wow, he kind of takes your breath away,

doesn't he?

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He's a keeper. Ha, ha.

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- How are you feeling?

- Oh, you know, I'm fine.

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Can I just say,

I really admire what you're doing.

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Just raising her all alone.

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Oh, I'm not doing it alone. I have Ross.

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Oh, sure. Now.

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But what happens when he meets

somebody else and gets married?

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Well, then he gets a divorce. It's Ross.

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I'm telling you, Rachel. Listen to Janice.

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They all say they're gonna be there,

until they start their real family.

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That's never gonna happen with Ross.

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That's what I thought

about my first husband.

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Now, I'm lucky if my kid gets to spend

the weekend with her father...

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...and little Miss New-Boobs.

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Really?

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I hate to be the one to say it...

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...but, honey, you two are on your own.

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Well, that's, you know, that's...

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We've been alone for the last

20 minutes and we're doing okay.

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You know what?

Maybe we won't be alone.

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Because lately things

have been happening...

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...between me and Ross, you know?

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And right before I went into labor,

we had this kiss. You know?

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So it might be the beginning

of something.

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- Hey, Janice.

- Oh, hi.

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Oh. Who's this little guy?

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- Say hello to Aaron, your future son-in-law.

- Oh, no, no. Ha, ha.

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- I'm gonna leave you three alone.

BOTH: Okay.

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- Man, you see the kid on that nose?

- Uh-huh.

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- You know what I was thinking about?

- Huh?

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Um, that kiss before we left

the apartment.

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That was something, huh?

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Yeah. Yeah, it really was.

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But we, we gotta be careful. Heh.

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We-- You know, we can't let

that happen again, you know?

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Right.

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We don't want to go down that road,

do we?

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No. No, of course not.

No, that's why I brought it up.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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- They didn't have any sodas?

- Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

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I was talking to this nurse.

Completely forgot.

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And so it begins.

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PHOEBE:

She in there?

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Yeah. She's putting her down now.

That's her.

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PHOEBE:

Oh.

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ROSS: Look at Emma.

- I can't decide who she looks more like.

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You or Rachel?

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Oh, what, are you kidding?

She's gorgeous. It's all Rachel.

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I'm sorry. For the last time,

why aren't you two together again?

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No, I know.

Because you're not in that place.

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Which would be fine,

except you totally are.

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It's complicated, okay?

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Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, you love her, you always have...

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...you have a child together.

There's no right answer.

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Look, we've been together.

Okay, and then apart.

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And then together, and then apart.

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And now we have a baby.

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It's just, if we got together again

and it didn't work out?

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I could never do that to Emma.

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I mean, she came into this world

thinking everything-- Now me.

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What, do they put something

in the water in this place?

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It's just, Rachel and I,

we're doing really well now.

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I know, I know, I know.

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If you try to make it more,

you might wreck it.

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- Yeah, exactly.

- Right.

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Or you might get everything

you've wanted since you were 15.

00:18:51,702 --> 00:18:53,203

[KNOCKING ON DQOR]

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H93'-

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I just saw a woman breastfeeding

both of her twins at the same time.

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It is like a freak show up here.

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- What's the matter?

- Nothing.

00:19:04,881 --> 00:19:06,675

What is it? Hey?

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- Really, it's nothing. I'm...

- Rach, come on. What?

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I've just been thinking about how

my baby and I are gonna be all alone.

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What are you talking about: "alone"?

What about Ross?

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Oh, please. He'll be with his real family.

The twins and little Miss New-Boobs.

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Okay, how long

was I watching that woman?

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I'm just saying that, you know...

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...someday Ross is gonna

meet somebody...

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...and he's gonna have his own life.

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Right?

00:19:41,877 --> 00:19:43,754

Yeah, I guess so.

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I just never thought I'd be raising

this baby all by myself.

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Pretty dumb, huh?

00:19:53,513 --> 00:19:56,266

Hey, you listen to me. Listen to me.

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You are never, ever gonna be alone.

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Okay? I promise I won't let that happen.

00:20:07,027 --> 00:20:11,406

Oh, Joey. Oh, sweetie,

what would I do without you?

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You don't have to worry about that,

okay?

00:20:20,957 --> 00:20:23,585

Oh, honey, could you grab me

my other box of tissues?

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They're right on that chair

under Ross' coat.

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Sure.

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Oh, my God.

00:20:38,975 --> 00:20:40,018

Joey?

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Oh, my God.

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Okay.

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[BOTH SIGHING]

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- That was amazing.

- I know.

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Hey, do you realize that we may have

just changed our lives forever?

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We may have started our family.

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Nine months from now,

we could be here...

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...having our own baby.

00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:48,336

And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.

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