Эпизод, в котором никто не делает предложения

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Oh, my God.

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Okay.

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So, uh...

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[SIGHS]

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...I guess we should

make it official, huh?

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Uh, look, Rach, I...

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Hey, Ross is here!

Hey, look, it's my good friend Ross.

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- Hey, Ross.

- Hey, Joey.

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- Hey, you.

- Hey, you.

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And he brought flowers. Oh, thanks, Ross.

I'm really more of a candy kind of guy.

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[CHUCKLES]

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You're weird today.

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Listen, I, uh, wanted to talk to you

about something.

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Yeah. Actually, uh, I kind of need

to talk to you too.

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- Uh, Joey, could you give us a minute?

- No.

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- What?

- I'm sorry. I meant, "No."

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MONICA: Hi. Hey, look who's here.

ALL: Hey.

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Where's my granddaughter?

I've been practicing my magic tricks.

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He pulled a quarter out of my ear.

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- Hey, where's, uh, Mom?

- She went to pick up Aunt Liddy.

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Aunt Liddy's coming?

That means we get $5 each.

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So when do I get to meet Emma

and show her this:

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Okay, wow.

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Uh, Dad, Emma's in the nursery.

I'll take you now if you want.

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- But I really want to talk to you.

- I know. I still need to talk to you.

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But before you guys do that,

I need to talk to you.

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And, Ross, I need to talk to you.

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- Oh, and I need to talk to you.

- About what?

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To see if you know

what these guys are talking about.

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MONICA:

Isn't she beautiful?

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Look at her, my first grandchild.

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What about Ben?

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Well, of course, Ben.

I meant my first granddaughter.

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Wow.

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Have, um, you thought any more

about you and Rachel?

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Yeah, actually I was gonna talk to her

when you guys came in the room.

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Yay, that's so exciting. Wow.

You could've done that with us there.

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- Yeah, right.

- Oh, sure. Okay.

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You can touch yourself in front of us,

but you can't talk to Rachel.

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What? When have I ever

touched myself in front of you guys?

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Oh, please. Just before,

when you were asleep in the lounge.

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That Armenian family was watching you

instead of the TV.

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That reminds me. That Mr. Hazmegian

still has my Game Boy.

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- Chandler, can I talk to you for a second?

- Sure.

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Dude, I just did something terrible.

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That was you? I thought it was Jack.

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No, no. That was Jack.

Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me.

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- What? Why does she think that?

- Because it kind of looked like I did.

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Again, what?

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Okay, I was down on one knee

with the ring in my hand...

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As we all are at some point

during the day.

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It wasn't my ring.

It fell out of Ross' jacket...

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...and when I knelt down to pick it up,

Rachel thought I was proposing.

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Ross had a ring?

And he was gonna propose?

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- I guess.

- And you did it first?

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This is gonna kill him. You know

how much he loves to propose.

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I know. I know. It's awful.

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Well, what did she say?

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She said yes.

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Does Ross know?

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Oh, my God.

What the hell am I gonna tell him?

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- Maybe you don't have to tell him.

- Ooh, I like that. Yeah.

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If you clear things up with Rachel,

Ross never needs to find out.

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But you have to do it now before

he hears about it and kicks your ass.

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All right, let's not get carried away.

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I want a baby.

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Honey, we've been over this.

I need to be facing the other way.

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Come on. If we have sex again, it'll double

our chances of getting pregnant.

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- I think that closet's still available.

- I am so tired.

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- Yeah, okay, but no foreplay.

- Deal.

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Dad, seriously.

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You know, you really should

see someone about that.

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Noted.

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I wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute.

Are you gonna be okay alone for a bit?

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Are you kidding me?

I could stay and look at her forever.

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Actually, uh...

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- Hey.

- Hi.

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- Are you all right?

- Um... Uh...

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- I think I just got engaged.

- Oh, my God. He did it?

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What? Did you know

he was gonna ask me?

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Are you kidding?

I'm, like, the one who talked him into it.

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I like to think of myself

as the puppet master of the group.

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- And you really think this is a good idea?

- I just talked him into it.

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Don't tell me I have to do you too?

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- The puppet master gets tired, people.

- Okay.

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I don't know. It just doesn't feel right.

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Why? You two are so meant

to be together. Everybody thinks so.

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Really? Even Ross?

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Especially Ross.

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Oh, uh, hey, Pheebs. Uh, you know what?

I'll, uh, come back later.

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Wow, kind of a full house here. Heh.

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I guess I'll just... I'll come back.

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There he goes. Your fiancé.

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I guess so.

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Although he does

play with himself in his sleep.

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I can't say I'm surprised.

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- Dad, what are you doing?

- There are people in there having sex.

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It can't be me. I'm standing right here.

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- Wanna peek?

- No.

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Come on.

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You know what?

I don't like you without Mom.

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Come on.

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We're not peeking?

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Well, I'm peeking.

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Oh, my God.

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CHANDLER:

Hello, sir. You know Monica.

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[MOUTHS]

Wow.

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[KNOCKS]

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- Hey, uh, is it okay to come in?

RACHEL: Of course.

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Oh, Joey, this ring, I...

It's beautiful. I love it.

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Yeah. Uh, look, Rach,

there's something I gotta tell you.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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- Hey.

RACHEL: Hi.

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- Are you ready to try nursing again?

- Yeah. Hi, Emma.

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Why do you think

she won't take my breast?

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It's all right, honey.

It takes babies a while to get it.

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- But don't worry, it'll happen.

- Okay.

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Yowza.

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Okay, sweetie, you can do it.

Just open up and put it in your mouth.

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Dear Lord.

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- I'm sorry, honey, what were you saying?

- Uh, yeah, look, I think that...

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Oh, look. She's pulling away again.

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Do you think my nipples

are too big for her mouth?

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She looks scared.

Doesn't she look scared?

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You know, I don't really know her.

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Why don't we try massaging

the breast to stimulate the flow?

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RACHEL: Okay.

- Are you kidding me?

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This is so frustrating.

Why doesn't she want my breast?

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I don't know. Maybe she's crazy.

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- Oh, hey, wait up.

- Hi.

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Congratulations.

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I didn't want to say anything in front

of Joey. I didn't know if he knew yet.

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What? That we had a baby?

Now let's give him a little credit. Heh.

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Although he did eat a piece

of plastic fruit earlier.

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No, no, that you

and Rachel are engaged.

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- Heh. What?

- Oh, it's a secret?

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Oh, goody. Yes. Ooh, we haven't done

the secret thing in a long time.

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Phoebe, there is no secret, okay?

I didn't propose.

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Are you lying?

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Is this like that time you tried

to convince us you were a doctor?

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I am a doctor.

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You know what? I'm just gonna go

and talk to Rachel myself.

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All right. Well, me too.

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- Shh.

- Well, should we wake her up?

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No. No. Come on, let her sleep.

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- She's so exhausted.

- And so engaged. Dum-dum-dum.

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Oh, my God. She thinks we're engaged.

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Why? Why, why would

she think we're engaged?

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Perhaps because you gave her

an engagement ring?

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You know, Ross,

doctors are supposed to be smart.

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- I didn't give her that ring.

- You didn't?

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- No.

- So whose ring is it?

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It's mine.

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- Is it an engagement ring?

- Yes.

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- But you didn't give it to her?

- No.

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- But you were going to propose?

- No.

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Huh. I might be losing interest in this.

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Look. Look, my mom

gave me that ring...

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...because she wanted me

to propose to Rachel.

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But all I wanted to do was see...

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...if she maybe, kind of wanted

to start things up again.

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Oh, what beautiful lukewarm sentiment.

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I didn't want to rush into anything.

It seemed like she didn't want to either.

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But I don't understand

how any of this happened.

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What, did she find the ring in my jacket,

assume I was gonna propose...

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...throw it on

and just start telling people?

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No, no. She said you

actually proposed to her.

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Well, I didn't. I didn't propose.

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Unless...

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Did I?

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I haven't slept in 40 hours and...

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It does sound

like something I would do.

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Look, we can't stay in here forever.

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Ugh. It's just, I still can't believe

that my dad saw us having sex.

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He didn't make it to one

of my piano recitals, but this he sees.

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This is okay. We're all adults here.

There's nothing to be ashamed of.

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Now, let's put our underwear

in our pockets and walk out the door.

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Hi, Dad.

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- I can still call you that, right?

- Of course. I'll always be your dad.

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I just want you to know that what you

witnessed in there, that wasn't for fun.

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- It wasn't fun?

- Why, why, why would you?

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Look, I just don't want you to think...

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...that we're animals who do it

whenever we want.

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Well, I don't think that.

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Before today, I never thought

of you two having sex at all.

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It was a simpler time.

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The truth is, Dad, we're trying.

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- What?

- Yeah, we're trying to get pregnant.

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Oh, my God, this is so exciting.

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Well, get back in there.

I'll guard the door.

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Ha, ha. That's okay, Dad,

we can wait until later.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't think so.

Aren't you ovulating?

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Daddy.

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You gotta get at it, princess.

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When your mother and I

were trying to conceive you...

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...whenever she was ovulating,

bam, we did it.

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That's how I got my bad hip.

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That's funny. This conversation's how

I got the bullet hole in my head.

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This one time I had my knee

up on the sink, and your mother, she was...

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Daddy, I don't think we need to hear about

the specific positions you and Mom had.

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You're right.

This is about your positions.

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Now, what I saw in the closet

is not the optimum position...

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...for conceiving a child.

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- Although it might feel good.

- I don't feel good right now.

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But pleasure is important,

and it helps if the woman has an orgasm.

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You up to the task, sailor?

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Seriously, sir, my brains,

all over the wall. Heh.

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- Hey.

- Hey. Oh, I need to tell you something.

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Well, now's a good time.

I'm on my way to have my ears cut off.

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Joey asked me to marry him.

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- What?

- Joey proposed to me.

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- Is he crazy? You just had Ross' baby.

- Well, I said yes.

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What, are you crazy?

You just had Ross' baby.

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It's so inappropriate.

No, it is worse than that. It is wrong.

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It is bigger than mine.

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I know. Days of our Lives,

thank you very much.

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- You can't marry him.

- Why not?

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Come on, I don't want to do this alone,

and he's such a sweet guy.

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And he loves me so much.

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Well, do you love him?

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Sure.

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- Sure?

- Yeah, I mean, whatever.

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Honey, the question is...

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...do you really want to marry Joey?

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No.

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No, I don't.

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Could you be a dear and go tell him?

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You still haven't told Rachel

you weren't proposing?

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No. She had the ring on...

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...she seemed so excited,

and then she took her breast out.

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Joey, you have to tell her what's going on.

And what did it look like?

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I didn't look at it.

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The stupid baby's head

was blocking most of it.

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Go and tell Rachel right now,

before Ross finds out.

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Look, it's not that easy.

She said she wanted to marry me.

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I don't want to hurt her.

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Okay, look, just do it gently.

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You're right.

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You're right. I'll go tell her now

before Ross finds out, and I'll be gentle.

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- I can do that.

- Okay.

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I am a gentle person.

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Oh, by the way, two people screwing

in there if you want to check that out.

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Hey.

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Listen, I, um...

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I heard about the engagement.

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Surprised?

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And confused.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Rach, sweetie, I, um...

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I didn't propose to you.

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I know.

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I don't think you do.

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You didn't propose to me.

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Joey did.

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Poor baby, you're so tired.

00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:19,787

Rach, I didn't propose to you.

00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:22,915

Joey didn't propose to you.

00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:27,128

And Chandler didn't propose to you.

00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,672

Uh...

00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,508

You didn't propose to me.

00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:35,762

Chandler didn't propose to me.

00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:37,722

But Joey did.

00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,892

Joey proposed to you?

00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,395

- I can come back.

- Wait. Wait. Wait.

00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:48,107

- Joey, did you propose to her?

- No.

00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:52,737

- Yes, you did.

- Actually, technically, I didn't.

00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:56,407

- Well, then, why did you give me a ring?

- Wait.

00:17:56,575 --> 00:18:02,997

- You gave her the ring?

- No, and I did not ask her to marry me.

00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,958

- Yes, you did.

- No, I didn't.

00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,795

- You did, and don't you say you didn't.

- Ah.

00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:11,714

He was right there. He got down

on one knee and he proposed.

00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,717

- Whoa, you were down on one knee?

- Yeah, that looks bad.

00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:19,430

But I didn't... I didn't propose.

00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,350

- Then what did happen?

- Yeah, what did happen?

00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:25,645

Okay, the ring fell on the floor,

and I went down to pick it up...

00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:29,190

...and you thought I was proposing.

00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:33,486

Yeah, but you said,

"Will you marry me?"

00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,571

- No, I didn't.

- Yes, you did.

00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:39,117

- No, I didn't.

- Yes, you did. Oh, my God, you didn't.

00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,959

- Ugh! Why didn't you tell me that before?

- Well, I tried...

00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,795

...but people kept coming in,

and then you took your breast out.

00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,547

Whoa, hey.

00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,635

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You saw her breast?

00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:01,305

I'll tell you about it later. Be cool.

00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,060

Joey, then what the hell were you doing

with an engagement ring?

00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,855

It wasn't my ring. It's Ross' ring.

00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:13,693

That's why I felt so bad, Rach,

because he was gonna propose.

00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,278

What?

00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:20,283

- You were gonna propose to me?

- Uh...

00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,329

No.

00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,300

Well, this is awkward.

00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:45,266

But I was going to see if, you know,

maybe you wanted to start dating again.

00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:50,813

- But that... I mean, that was all, Rach.

- Dude, step up. I proposed.

00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,274

No, you didn't.

00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:58,237

That's right. There's a lot going on here,

and I think I ate some bad fruit earlier.

00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,573

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,451

Hey, she just woke up. She's hungry.

00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,412

- Why don't we give this another try?

- Okay.

00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,081

I can't believe you told her

I was gonna propose.

00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:13,044

- I can't believe you're not gonna propose.

- Hey, I am not gonna rush into anything.

00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,296

Oh, yeah, dude, I totally understand.

00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:18,925

Usually after I have a baby with a woman,

I like to slow things down.

00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,719

RACHEL: Oh, my God.

ROSS: What?

00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,638

She's doing it.

She's breast-feeding. Look.

00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:27,183

Uh-huh. Oh, it's beautiful.

00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,684

I'll come back for her later.

00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:29,894

- Okay.

- Thank you.

00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:35,983

- Oh, wow, this feels weird.

- What, good weird?

00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,736

Wonderful weird.

00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,907

You know what, you guys?

I'm, uh... I'm gonna go too.

00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:47,328

And, uh, I'm sorry about everything.

00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:51,374

- Honey, don't worry, it was my mistake.

- No, Rach, I should've told you sooner.

00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,251

It's just that...

00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,294

Man, that kid is going to town.

00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:12,436

Oh. She's perfect.

00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,855

We're so lucky.

00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,191

We really are.

00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:26,701

Look, I know it's not a proposal,

and I don't know where you are...

00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:30,788

...but with everything that's been

going on and with Emma, I'm...

00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:34,875

- I've been feeling...

- I know, I know.

00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:36,919

I've been feeling...

00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,921

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:43,884

Okay, well, that... Wow, okay, well, um...

00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:47,722

Then maybe at least we can

talk about us again?

00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,059

Yeah. Maybe.

00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,395

Well, good. Okay. Uh, heh...

00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:58,357

I kind of think, you know, if we... lf...

00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,863

You're wearing the ring.

00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,162

What...? What's that?

00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:17,209

And you told Phoebe

you were engaged.

00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,630

I'm sorry, what?

00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:27,762

When you thought Joey proposed...

00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,806

...did you say yes?

00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:48,783

Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up

these pamphlets on how to get pregnant.

00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,495

- Hey, Dad.

- Hi.

00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:02,505

Sorry to bother you again,

but could you pass my pamphlets back?

00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:07,343

Thank you.

00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,347

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