Эпизод с педиатром

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So, what's the big news you had us

rush all the way over here for?

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Our news. My company has asked me

to head up our office in Tulsa.

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So as of Monday,

I'm being officially relocated.

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PHOEBE: Oh, my God!

- What? Monday?

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- How long do you have to go for?

- They said it could be up to a year.

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ROSS: A year?

- Well, do you have to go?

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Well, I kind of have to, don't I?

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Because of this stupid thing.

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There's nothing like the support

of your loving wife, huh?

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Wait a minute.

Wait, you can't go to Tulsa.

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Maybe you forgot, but we have tickets

to the Jets game next week!

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Well, I'm sorry, but I don't think

I'll be able to make it.

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[STAMMERS]

But we were gonna go see the Jets!

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You can't go. I mean, you're the glue

that holds this group together.

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- Really?

- Not you.

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I can't believe you guys are moving.

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- I call their apartment!

ALL: No!

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No!

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Here you go, Rach.

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- Oh, thank you, Joey.

- Yeah.

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Oh, you know what?

I'm not even sure I can have caffeine.

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I went through this with Ben and Carol.

One coffee won't affect your milk.

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Yeah, just to be sure,

I'm gonna call Dr. Wiener.

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[GIGGLES]

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- Every time?

- Mm-hm.

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You don't have to call him

whenever you have a question, okay?

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- Trust me. I know this.

- All right. I trust you.

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I can see you dialing.

I don't understand why...

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Shh, I'm on the phone! Dr. Wiener?

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[GIGGLES]

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It's so weird seeing Ross and Rachel

with a baby. It's just so grown-up.

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I know, yeah.

I feel like we're all growing up.

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A person named "Wiener."

God, that kills me.

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- Look at you all grown-up.

- Yeah.

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Well, actually, you know what?

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I am, you know?

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Well, that whole thing

with Rachel made me realize...

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...that maybe I'm ready for a more

serious relationship, you know?

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Like, I'd like to meet a nice,

mature, commitment-minded lady.

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And looks aren't as important as...

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- Nah, she's gotta be hot.

PHOEBE: Mm-hm

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You know, I might know somebody.

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How about you set me up

with someone, and we double-date?

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I can do that. Yeah.

How's, uh, Friday?

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- Done!

- All right.

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- Oh, good, really?

- Yeah.

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Okay, let's see. Hee, hee.

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All right.

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Um, oh, you know who's great?

Sandy Poopack.

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[CHUCKLES]

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"Poopack"? Ha-ha-ha.

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Yeah. All right.

Well, that rules out Lana Titwyler.

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[LAUGHS]

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- Hi.

- Hey.

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- I've got good news.

- You got out of the whole Tulsa thing?

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Okay, I have news.

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You don't have to move to Tulsa.

You can stay here and keep your job.

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That's great! How?

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My boss and I worked out a deal

where I'm in Tulsa four days a week.

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So the other three,

I can be here with you.

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So you're gonna be gone

four days a week?

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No.

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I'm sorry, are you just

used to saying that?

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No. I can't be away

from you for that long.

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- Really?

- Yeah, you're my husband.

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I won't live in a different state

than you for 208 days out of the year.

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That's fast math.

We could use you in Tulsa.

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Thanks for trying to figure out a way,

but if you go to Tulsa, I go with you.

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Ha-ha-ha. Hey.

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You said that without gagging.

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I know!

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Well, excuse me?

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Oh, yeah?

Well, up yours too!

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- Who the hell was that?

- Dr. Wiener.

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Rach, you can't call people

at 3 in the morning.

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You know what?

You sound just like his wife.

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Was there anything

even wrong with Emma?

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Yes, of course there is!

Okay? I'm not insane.

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What was it?

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Hiccups.

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I told you, you can't call him

every time any little thing comes up.

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Well, not anymore I can't.

He fired us!

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What are we gonna do?

We have to find a pediatrician.

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Wait, wait, wait. Monica said that

when you guys were growing up...

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...you liked your doctor.

What was his name?

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Dr. Gettleman?

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Uh, yeah, no, I don't think

that's a good idea.

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- In fact, I think... I think he's dead.

- Ugh!

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Why does everything happen to me?

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I promise, first thing tomorrow,

we'll find another doctor.

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But I gotta get up early,

and I'm not feeling well.

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You're not feeling well?

What do you have? Rubella?

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Because don't go near Emma,

she has not had that shot.

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You know, come to think of it,

it does feel rubella-like.

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[PHONE DIALING]

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[IN SQUEAKY VOICE]

Wiener!

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Wiener! Wiener! Wiener!

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Rachel!

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Great! Now he's gonna

know it was me!

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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So how is this

for our big double date tonight?

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Oh, my God.

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Ooh. Great. Just the reaction

I was hoping for.

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Yeah, so you, uh, found someone

for me? You didn't forget?

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Of course not.

And you'll love Mary Ellen.

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She's really smart and cute

and funny and...

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I can't tell you how I know this,

but she is not opposed to threesomes.

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- All right.

- Yeah.

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- So tell me something about my guy.

- No.

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Come on, give me something.

What's his name?

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- Mike. Yeah.

- Mike. Okay, what's his last name?

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Damn it! Is there no mystery left

in romance anymore?!

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We'll see you and Mike

at the restaurant in a couple hours.

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All right, great.

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- All right, bye. Yeah.

- See you. Bye-bye.

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Why'd I have to say Mike? I don't know

a Mike! Why couldn't I have said?

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There's no guys in there!

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Ugh, it's impossible

to find a good doctor.

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How do you know the good ones...

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...from the ones who'll push

their penis against your knee?

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Excuse me?

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I know what she's talking about.

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Well, we've gotta find

a new pediatrician.

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Ross was getting sick last night,

and Emma may have caught it.

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- Why don't you see Dr. Gettleman?

- Ross said he died.

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He didn't die.

I just saw his daughter last week.

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She said he was fine.

Her, on the other hand, botched Botox.

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Oh, great. Well then,

I'm gonna take Emma to see him.

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I wonder why Ross said that he died?

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Oh, maybe he confused him

with his childhood therapist.

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He saw a therapist?

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Mm-hm. He used to have

a recurring nightmare. It freaked him out.

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Wow, what was it?

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That I was going to eat him.

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Mike!

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Yeah?

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Okay.

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I can't believe

I'm doing this with you.

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Although I did just end

a nine-year relationship...

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...so I should be open

to taking some risks.

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It'll be fine. Follow my lead, okay? All you

have to do is pretend to be Mike.

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- I am Mike.

- Attaboy.

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Here they come.

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- Hi, I'm Phoebe.

MIKE: Hey, Phoebe.

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- I'm Mike.

- Nice to meet you.

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PHOEBE:

Joey, this is Mary Ellen Jenkins.

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So, Mike, how do you and Joey

know each other, anyway?

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Uh, how do Joey and I

know each other?

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Wow, if I had a nickel for every time

somebody's asked me that.

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[ALL LAUGH]

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- From school.

- We met in college.

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I mean high school.

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You guys go way back, then.

So, what are you up to these days?

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- Well, I'm a lawyer.

- Mike, attorney at law! Ha, ha.

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- Actually, I just gave up my practice.

JOEY: What?

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That's the kind of thing

you usually run by me. Ha, ha.

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I want to play piano professionally.

If I don't do this now, I never will.

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Great. I like that better

than the lawyer thing.

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Which is why I waited until now

to introduce you to Mike. Ha, ha.

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You thought he was still a lawyer.

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No, that's not what I meant.

Let's get you a cocktail.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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What are you doing?

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Looking for restaurant jobs

for you in Tulsa.

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Aw, that's so sweet.

Did you find anything?

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- Slim Pickins.

- Hmm. Nothing, huh?

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No. Slim Pickins.

It's a barbecue joint.

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They're looking for a cook. Actually,

"cook" may be a bit of a stretch.

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They're looking for somebody

to shovel mesquite.

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"Slim Pickins"? That is so cheesy.

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Well, So Cheesy also has an opening.

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Heh, honey, that's okay.

I know this woman, Nancy...

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...who's a restaurant biz headhunter.

She may know something.

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Can I say how much I appreciate

you coming with me?

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When we get to Tulsa, I am taking you

for a great dinner at Slim Pickins.

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So Cheesy?

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Whole Hog?

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It's gonna be tough

to keep kosher in Tulsa.

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Hi, Nancy?

Hi, it's Monica Geller.

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I'm good. Listen, I'm looking

for a job in Tulsa.

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Yeah, well, my husband's

been relocated. Ha, ha.

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Because I love him.

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No, I don't want a job in New York.

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Javu's looking? Oh, my God!

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He asked for me personally?

Oh, my God!

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Oh, uh, wow, this is really,

really flattering.

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But, um, I'm moving to Tulsa.

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So, just, if you would tell Javu...

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...I'll take it!

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Hi. Um, my name's Rachel Green.

I have an appointment for Emma.

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Dr. Gettleman is finishing up

with a patient. He'll be out shortly.

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Okay, thank you.

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I think you just have a cold.

It's definitely not strep.

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Thanks, doctor.

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- Would you like a lollipop?

- Do you even have to ask?

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He is alive!

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It's so surprising that you and Joey

have known each other for so long...

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...and I've never heard about you.

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Oh, that's, uh, because we had

a bit of a falling out.

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Mike hit my mom with a car.

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- No, I didn't.

- That's okay. I have forgiven you.

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Now we're friends again,

and everything's great. Heh.

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Well, wait. Is your mom okay?

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Please, we're trying

to have a conversation.

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Wow, you're a lot nicer

on Days of Our Lives.

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Days of Our Lives!

That's why you look so familiar!

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- What?

- What?

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What?

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Do you not know each other?

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[CHUCKLES]

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Of course we do. He's playing a game

we used to play in high school.

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We pretend we don't know each other.

We played all kinds of games.

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You remember that one where I punch

you in the face for not being cool?

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Let me ask you something:

How many sisters does Joey have?

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- Six.

- What are you doing? I said seven!

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Oh.

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Joey, why did you set me up

with a stranger?

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Because I forgot about our date.

I'm so sorry.

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I'm sorry too. And just to be clear,

I didn't hit his mother with a car.

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You are unbelievable. I spent so much

time finding the perfect girl for you.

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Mary Ellen is really smart

and cute and loose.

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Hey.

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Oh, who are you kidding?

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You find some guy

off the street for me?

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God, this is humiliating!

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I'm so sorry. If you don't like this guy,

I can find you a better one.

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- Mike? Mike?

- Oh.

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I'm out of here.

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It was nice meeting you.

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- You're leaving too?

- I'll stay if you can tell me my name.

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- Have a good night.

- Mm-hm.

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We leave tomorrow,

and you still have a lot to pack.

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You're right.

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Maybe I shouldn't go.

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- What?

- Um.

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So Nancy told me about this job

at this great restaurant, Javu?

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But it's just

a little outside of Tulsa.

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Well, how far outside?

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Manhattan?

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And, uh, you're thinking of taking it?

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Before, you said that being with me

was more important than any job.

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But I guess now it's, uh,

old job, me, new job.

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- I'm gonna miss this hand!

- Ha, ha.

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I know this is a lot to ask...

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...but, my God, this is

a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

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What happened to "you can't live

without me four days a week"?

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Well, if you really think about it,

I mean, four days is not that long.

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I see you Monday

before you go to work...

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...and Thursday when you get back...

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...and I always work late on Tuesdays,

so really if you think about it, ha, ha...

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...it's really just one day.

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Um, well, if we can't make it one day,

we got real problems, my friend.

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- I think you should take the job.

- Really?

00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:41,606

I know it must be important to you

when you start chattering like a monkey.

00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,027

That's the nicest thing

anybody's ever said to me.

00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,407

- Hey.

- Hi.

00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,535

- How was the pediatrician?

RACHEL: Oh, I really liked him.

00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:59,582

Yeah, yeah.

It was really, really, really good.

00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,877

- You promised not to say anything.

- I know.

00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,004

Ross still sees his pediatrician!

00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,884

I don't care.

00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:14,639

Are you serious?

You still see Dr. Gettleman?

00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,724

He is a brilliant diagnostician!

00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:20,687

- Diagnostician or boo-boo fixer?

RACHEL: Mm.

00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,148

Seriously, you gotta go

to an appropriate doctor.

00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:28,403

Why? I know it's a little weird,

but, hey, he is a great doctor, okay?

00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,530

He knows my medical history.

00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:33,241

And every time I go in there,

he makes a big deal.

00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,160

You know,

"Ah, look, it's my favorite patient."

00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,998

Does he say that before he sticks

his thermometer in your tushy?

00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:44,836

I seem to remember someone bringing

his security blanket to college.

00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,880

That was not a security blanket.

That was a wall hanging.

00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,174

It didn't spend much time on the wall!

00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,186

Oh, excuse me, uh.

00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,441

Hi. I was hoping to run into you.

Uh, can we talk?

00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:07,817

Sure.

00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:11,779

I'm sorry, really.

I'm so embarrassed.

00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,281

Is it all right?

00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:20,329

Really, I'm a pretty nice guy.

Just ask my parole officer.

00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,334

Apparently, I'm not a funny guy.

00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,841

Well, why did you go along with that?

00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:37,138

Because I was told that I'd get

a free dinner, which I didn't.

00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,600

And that I'd meet a pretty girl,

which I did.

00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,854

That's true.

00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:50,860

Well, is anything you told me

about yourself true?

00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,196

My name is Mike.

And I do play piano.

00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,698

Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Prove it.

00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,992

There isn't a piano here.

00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:01,120

That wouldn't stand in the way

of a true pianist.

00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,706

Okay.

00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,891

You are really good.

00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,145

Uh, um.

00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,272

- I play a little guitar myself.

- Really?

00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,816

- Uh-huh.

- That's great.

00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:33,611

- What kind of music do you play?

- Um, like acoustic, folksy stuff.

00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,906

But right now I'm working on

a couple Iron Maiden covers.

00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:45,915

Do you think that, maybe,

sometime, I could, uh...

00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,501

It's okay. Go ahead, ask me out.

00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,589

Okay. You think, maybe,

sometime I could take you out?

00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,509

Oh, you just caught me off guard, um.

00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,470

Yeah, that would be nice.

00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,265

Look at this! My two best friends!

00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:10,231

Excuse me, uh.

I don't mean to be a jerk...

00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:13,985

...but the baby with the rash

came in after me.

00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,071

The doctor will be right with you, sir.

00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,619

Mommy, I can't find Waldo.

00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,581

What, the circus?

He's behind the elephant.

00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:30,459

Wow. So your child's a big fan

of the Waldo books too?

00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:35,298

Yeah, that's how I know.

00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,551

- I'm Ross, by the way.

- Hi, I'm Sally.

00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:39,760

ROSS:

Hi.

00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:42,638

So no ring. Can I assume

you're also a single parent?

00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:47,476

- I am a single parent.

- It's hard, isn't it?

00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:51,147

There's no time for a social life.

Where are you gonna meet someone?

00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:52,607

Well, um...

00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:57,904

...let's say, I don't know, you met

someone in the pediatrician's office. Uh.

00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,532

Rossie? We're ready for you.

00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,709

Um, yeah...

00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:17,715

Come on, Ross Jr.

It's time to go in.

00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,718

Mommy.

00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,933

Mommy, what's wrong with that man?

00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,518

Hey, I helped you find Waldo!

00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,112

- Oh, good, you haven't left yet.

- Where have you been?

00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:43,616

I got held up

at Dr. Gettleman's office, um.

00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:47,745

There was some guy that, uh,

freaked everybody out.

00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,332

You got here just in time.

I really have to go, buddy.

00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,583

Oh, man.

00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:56,629

- Promise to call me when you land?

- Of course I will. I love you.

00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:57,964

I love you too.

00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,885

Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa!

00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,429

Whoa, watch the tongue, people.

We got a baby over here.

00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,309

- Bye, Chandler.

- Aw. Bye.

00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,728

- Bye, honey.

- Bye.

00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:20,987

- What's the matter, Joe?

- I'm mad at you for leaving.

00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:25,032

You know, you're nothing

but a big leaver.

00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:28,744

A big leaver with a stupid suitcase.

00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:34,625

Any chance you're trying to pick

a fight to make all of this easier?

00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,423

Aw, dude, you see right through me!

00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,810

Okay, well... Bye, Mon.

00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,521

Bye, Ross. Rachel.

00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,233

- Bye, Emma.

- Okay, bye-bye.

00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:02,611

Have a good trip. Okay.

Oh, my God.

00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:06,449

MONICA:

Chandler.

00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:08,326

Wait.

00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:13,039

It goes old job...

00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:15,291

...new job...

00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:16,625

...and you.

00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:20,755

This is just something I have to do.

00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:23,382

I know.

00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,885

I love you so much.

00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:28,471

I know that too.

00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:43,819

Don't worry.

I'll be back before you know it.

00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,905

Yes, it will be the same.

00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,241

Because I know, that's how.

00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:50,534

I promise.

00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:52,036

You double promise?

00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,292

Call me when you land.

00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:02,254

- Can I talk now?

- Okay, bye.

00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:04,382

- Joey!

- He had to board.

00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:10,596

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