Эпизод с крысами Фиби

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- Where's Mon?

- She's at home...

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...putting up decorations

for Rachel's birthday party tonight.

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- And you're not helping?

- I tried...

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...but apparently singing "I Will Survive"

in a helium voice, not helping.

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- Hey, you guys.

JOEY: Hey.

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BOTH [SINGING]:

Happy birth...

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Shh. Don't say that loud.

Gunther's gonna want to hug me.

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Uh, good news, everyone.

We finally found a nanny.

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- This is Molly. Molly, Chandler, Joey.

- Hi.

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Ooh, somebody's getting a little fussy.

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You're damn right I am. I've been

waiting for a cookie for seven minutes.

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Okay. You know what,

I'm just gonna take her outside.

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- No, you stay. I'll do it.

RACHEL: Okay. Thank you.

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- Nice to meet you guys.

JOEY: Yeah, you too.

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- Wow, Molly's just great.

- Yeah.

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Yes, bravo on the hot nanny.

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- What? You really think she's hot?

- Are you kidding?

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If I wasn't married,

she'd be rejecting me right now.

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Joey?

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How do you think she's doing?

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Am I the only one that doesn't think

she's hot? Ross?

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- Ah, I mean, she's not unattractive, but...

- Right.

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...but hot? Ah...

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Thank you. Ha, ha.

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Now that Rachel's gone?

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So hot,

I cried myself to sleep last night.

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Hey, Mike, what's the capital of Peru?

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- Lima.

- No.

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It starts with a V and ends with an X.

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And hopefully with a T-O

in the middle.

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You know, come to think of it,

the capital of Peru is "Vtox."

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- Oh, God!

- What?

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Okay. I don't want to freak you out

or anything...

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...but I just saw a rat in your cupboard.

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Oh, yeah. No, that's Bob.

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Well, he's your pet rat?

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Well, not so much a pet as,

you know, an occasional visitor...

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...who I put food out for.

You know, kind of like Santa.

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Except Santa doesn't poop

on the plate of cookies.

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You can't keep a rat in your apartment.

They're extremely unsanitary.

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I mean, they transmit leptospirosis

and hantavirus.

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- What are those?

- I don't know...

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...but they don't sound

like spa treatments.

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- You have to get rid of it.

- Okay, fine.

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If it means that much to you,

I'll get rid of Bob.

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Thank you.

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It's so weird you think he's so gross,

yet you're willing to eat his crackers.

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- Hello.

- Hello.

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Gavin, I just want to say

thank you again...

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...for watching Emma yesterday

during the presentation.

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I really owe you an apology.

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- For what?

- When we first met, you know...

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...I thought you were pompous

and arrogant and obnoxious.

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Is this your first apology?

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No, I just mean, you know,

first impressions don't mean anything.

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And I think you're a really good guy.

And I'm sorry that I misjudged you.

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- Morning.

- Hello.

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But you know what?

Hey, new day, new leaf.

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I am just really, really happy...

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I'm sorry. Obviously, Heather's ass

has something more important to say...

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...so I'll just wait till it's finished.

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- What?

- I was giving you an apology...

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...and you were totally checking her out.

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I wasn't checking her out. I'm in fashion.

I was looking at her skirt.

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Or was it pants? I didn't really see

what happened below the ass area.

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Wow, you are really...

You're really a creep.

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What do you even care

if I was looking at her?

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Are you jealous?

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Oh, yeah. I'm jealous.

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"Oh, Gavin. Please,

please look at my ass."

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Stop looking at my ass.

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I mean, I just think

you are totally inappropriate. Okay?

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This is a work environment.

She's your subordinate.

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But it was okay when you

slept with your old assistant, Tag?

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That is totally different for two reasons.

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One, I didn't know that you knew that.

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And two, I wasn't some creep

staring at his ass.

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We had a... We had a deep,

meaningful relationship.

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Huh. What was Tag's last name?

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It was...

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Oh, my God.

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[STAMMERING]

He didn't have a last name.

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It was just Tag, you know,

like Cher or...

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...you know, Moses.

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But it was a deep,

meaningful relationship.

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You know what? My first impression

of you was absolutely right.

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You are arrogant. You are pompous.

Morgan! Morgan!

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- Tag's last name was Morgan! Ha!

- It was Jones.

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What are you, his boyfriend?

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- Man, I wish I had a nanny like you.

- You mean when you were a baby?

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Sure.

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Would you stop staring at her?

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I wasn't staring.

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I was leering.

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What's the big deal with her?

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Maybe she's attractive

in an obvious kind of way.

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Yeah, obvious beauty's the worst.

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You know, when it's right there

in your face.

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Me, I like to have to work

to find someone attractive.

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Makes me feel like I earned it.

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Looks like Joey's doing all right

with her.

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Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys

to back off...

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...and let Joey get the girl for once.

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- I'm gonna take her to the apartment.

- Okay, I'll be home right after work.

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- Okay.

- Okay, bye, Emma-wemma-demma.

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I lovey-wovey-dove you.

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MOLLY: Bye.

MONICA: Bye.

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They've elected me to talk to you

about the baby talk.

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It's not so good.

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I think it's sweet.

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ROSS & CHANDLER & JOEY:

Bye, Emma-wemma!

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Hey, listen, Joey. About Molly, I would

really prefer if you didn't go after her.

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Why not?

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Because it took months

to find a good nanny.

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And I wouldn't want anything to,

you know, drive her away.

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So you think I'm just

gonna sleep with her...

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...and never call her again, and

things are gonna get uncomfortable?

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Yeah, that sounds about right.

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Come on, there are plenty

of other women out there, okay?

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Just forget about her, okay?

She's off-limits.

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Oh, man. What'd you have to go

and say that for?

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Now that you told me I can't have her,

makes me want her even more!

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- What are you, a child?

- Yes.

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Look, Joey, come on now.

For me, please.

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Just try to focus your sexual energy

on someone else.

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Fine.

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Take me home.

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- Hey, Mikey.

- Hey, Pheeb.

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- What are you doing?

- Setting rattraps.

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- To kill Bob?

- No. No, to test his neck strength.

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But no, I don't want to kill him.

I thought we were gonna capture him...

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...and, you know,

set him free in the countryside...

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...where he could meet

a friendly possum...

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...and a wisecracking owl.

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- Okay, okay. I'll throw away the traps.

- All right, I'll find Bob. I'll get him.

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Bob? Bob?

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Robert?

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Wait, I think I hear him.

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[SQUEAKING]

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Oh, my God! Bob had babies!

Bob's a mom!

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We'll have to think of a new name.

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Oh, I don't know,

I kind of like "Bob" for a girl.

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No, no. I mean, I'm not sure that we...

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[TRAP SNAPS]

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Oh, my God. We killed Bob?

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Well, maybe it wasn't Bob.

Maybe it was a mouse.

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Susie?

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What's up?

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Seriously, dude. Three years ago.

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Listen, can you do me a favor?

I'm gonna be out today.

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Can you keep an eye on Joey...

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...make sure nothing happens

between him and Molly?

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- You don't trust him?

- Well, no.

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Some woman who sounded

a lot like Joey called earlier...

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...and asked for her daughter,

uh, the "hot nanny."

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Is this really your long-term plan,

for me to run interference?

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Because I could get a job any day now.

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You do appear right on the cusp

of something.

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Look, come on, man. I'm sure

he'll lose interest in a week or two...

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...but for now, could you please

just do this for me?

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Fine, but don't blame me

if it doesn't work.

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Because you know once Joey

sets his mind on something...

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...more often than not,

he's going to have sex with it.

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Well, I mean,

we've gotta do something. Okay?

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Nannies like her don't grow on trees.

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- Picturing that tree?

- I am, yes.

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Where you going, Joe?

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For a walk.

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Oh, you mind if I join you?

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Actually, uh, I'd rather be alone. You know,

I really need to organize my thoughts.

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Your thoughts?

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Plural?

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All right, fine. I only have one thought.

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It's about the hot nanny. I gotta see her.

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- I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.

- Now you're telling me I can't see her?

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You guys are killing me.

She's forbidden fruit. It's like, like...

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Like she's the princess

and I'm the stable boy.

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Why are you doing this, huh?

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Did Ross tell you not to let me

go over there?

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Yes, as a matter of fact, he did.

So I can't let you go.

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Huh. Interesting.

Now there are obstacles.

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Hot nanny and me against the world.

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This is the stuff great novels

are made of.

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- Great novels?

- Fine. Mediocre porn.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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- Gavin Mitchell's office.

- Rachel Green's office.

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Give me that phone.

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Hello, this is Rachel Green.

How can I help you?

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Uh-huh. Okay, then.

I'll pass you back to your son.

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Hey, Mom. No, that's just my secretary.

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Um, excuse me, Gavin.

I have a question I need to ask you.

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Mom, I'll call you later. Yeah.

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- Yes?

- If you like looking at butts so much...

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...why don't you just go

look in a mirror?

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Thank God you finally said that.

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I saw you make a note on your pad

three hours ago.

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[SCOFFS]

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- Man, I really bug you. Don't I?

- Oh, no. Please...

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...I don't care about you

enough to bug me.

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In fact, from now on,

I'm going to take the high road...

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...and I'm going to be very, very nice

to you, you mama's boy...

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...starting right now.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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- Hey, Rach.

RACHEL: Hi.

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- Ready for your birthday lunch?

- I am.

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But first, Monica,

I would like to introduce you...

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...to my very talented colleague

and more importantly...

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...my wonderful friend, Gavin Mitchell.

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- Pleased to meet you.

- Pleased to meet you.

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Are you coming to Rachel's party?

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Oh, no, no, no. Gavin can't.

He already has plans...

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...most likely with his mother.

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I don't mind. I'll cancel them. I would

never miss my secretary's birthday.

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Why did you invite him?

I can't stand that guy.

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- You were being so nice to him.

- I was faking it.

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Can't you tell when I'm being fake?

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Hey, Mr. Phillips. Nice suit.

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- Right there. That was so fake!

- Shh!

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Oh, hi.

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I still can't believe you invited Gavin.

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I mean, he is just the last person

I want to see.

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You're welcome for the party.

I'm glad you're having a good time.

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God, I hope he doesn't show up. Of course

he's not gonna show up, the guy hates me.

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- Does he?

- What?

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Maybe he keeps bothering you

so much because he likes you.

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It's like in first grade

when Skippy Lange would push me...

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...because he secretly

had a crush on me.

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Oh, Monica, you think Skippy liked you?

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Honey, all those boys had a bet

to see if he could knock you over.

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- She's out. I'm gonna take her home.

- Oh, okay. Thank you.

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Bye, sweetheart.

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Do you see what all the guys see in her?

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Wouldn't kick her out of bed.

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No more vodka for me.

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Hey, Rach. So can I sing

"Happy Birthday" to you now?

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- Yeah, sure.

- Oh. All right.

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[SINGING]

Happy birth...

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See you later.

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Hey, Rach. Somebody got you shoes.

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Give me.

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- Wow. Wow. Oh, my God!

- Careful! Careful!

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These are my rat babies!

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[RATS SQUEAKING]

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Yeah. We have rat babies now.

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Oh, you brought rats

to my birthday party?

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So this is what a stroke feels like.

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Well, I had to bring them.

We killed their mother.

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They're our responsibility now.

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You know, they require constant care.

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You should know that, Rachel,

you're a mother.

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Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?

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No. Seven rats.

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I think we should take them home.

We need to feed them.

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Wait, you're gonna leave my party

to take care of a box of rats?

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Well, I'm sorry, Rachel,

but I'm not like you. Okay?

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Not everyone can afford help.

00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,396

Hey, where the hell are Joey and Molly?

00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,065

I asked you to watch them.

00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,776

[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]

I'm sorry. I got a little preoccupied.

00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,947

Look, we have to stop them

before something happens.

00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,950

Right behind you, big guy.

00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,037

So you see, Molly,

what people don't understand...

00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:59,916

...is that acting is a discipline.

It takes a lot of hard work.

00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,002

- So where'd you study?

- Oh, I didn't go to college.

00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:09,092

- No, where'd you study acting?

- Molly, people don't study acting.

00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,765

Molly, uh, do you mind giving us

just a minute?

00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,226

- Sure. I'll go check on Emma.

ROSS: Thanks.

00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:23,231

Will the stable boy

never get the princess?

00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:27,735

What do you think you were gonna do,

have sex with her here on my couch?

00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:31,155

No. The leather sticks to my ass.

00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:35,535

This isn't fair. What makes you think

I'm gonna sleep with her...

00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,286

...and then blow her off, huh?

00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:41,708

Can't you guys open your minds to

the possibility that I actually like her...

00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,876

...and might want something real?

00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:50,466

Look, the truth is I haven't felt

this way about anyone since Rachel.

00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:53,970

Okay?

I didn't think I could ever love again.

00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,431

- Come on.

- [IN NORMAL VOICE] Joe.

00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,267

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,647

Hi. Is Molly here?

00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:07,025

Uh, yeah, yeah. Come on in. Molly?

00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:12,739

- Hey. Guys, this is Tabitha.

TABITHA: Hey.

00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,993

- I'll see you tomorrow.

- Okay.

00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:31,340

Uh, well, Joey, I guess

we have no problem.

00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:36,304

It's like my favorite fairy tale come true.

00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:41,017

The princess, the stable boy

and the lesbian.

00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,773

Okay. Okay,

you start preparing the formula...

00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,649

...and I'll start changing the box.

00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,944

And then we gotta put them

straight to bed.

00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,030

When did we become

one of those couples...

00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,699

...whose lives revolve around their rats?

00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:01,037

Well, you know what?

They're our responsibility now.

00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,749

Okay, fine.

These rats are our responsibility.

00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,335

What happens when they mate

and there are hundreds?

00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:10,505

Mate? They're all brothers and sisters.

00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,299

Yeah, uh, not such a problem with rats.

00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,886

No, they're more of a "love the one

you're with" kind of animal.

00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,764

No. Really?

00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:23,392

Oh, my... Get off your sister! Ew.

00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,605

Oh, my God. What are we gonna do?

00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,900

- The... We have seven rats.

- Uh-huh.

00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,694

So, what if each of them

has seven rats...

00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:37,824

...and then each of those

have seven rats? That's like...

00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,038

That's math I can't even do.

00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,999

What are we gonna do?

00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,627

Well, I know this is gonna

sound crazy...

00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:56,384

...but we could

not let the box of rats ruin our lives.

00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:02,014

Yeah, okay. I guess you're right.

00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:05,518

All right, so we should just

give them away.

00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:11,649

But to nice families with children

and reduced-fat Wheat Thins.

00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,193

Those were Bob's favorites.

00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,279

It's gonna be okay.

00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:21,367

- You must think I'm crazy.

- No, I think you're sweet.

00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,035

Good.

00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,787

This is just so hard.

00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,374

It's hard for me to let them go.

00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,711

I guess it just brings back memories,

you know...

00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:37,550

...from when I gave birth to my brother's

triplets and I had to give them up.

00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,975

I haven't told you about that yet, have I?

00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,279

- Hey.

- Hi.

00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,741

Thanks for the party, honey.

Should I help you clean up?

00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:06,078

No way. You had your party.

Now I have mine.

00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,459

- Is everything all right?

- I just get bummed...

00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,127

...when my birthday's over.

00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,922

Well, at least you have one thing

to be happy about.

00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,424

- Mm?

- That jerk, Gavin, from your office...

00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:19,967

...didn't show up.

- Ah.

00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,220

Yeah, I hate him.

00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:27,934

We weren't talking about you.

We were...

00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:31,729

No. No way to recover. No. Okay.

00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:37,109

- Fun party.

RACHEL: Well, it was.

00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:40,071

And you would have seen it

if you didn't show up at...

00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:45,743

Nine-thirty? God.

Ugh, this party was lame.

00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,829

Again, you're welcome.

00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:53,709

- Look, I'll just give you this and go.

- Oh, you bought me a present. Why?

00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:58,589

Let me explain how birthday parties

usually work. There are presents...

00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,592

...and a cake,

perhaps a fourth or fifth person.

00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,052

[SCOFFS]

00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,888

Okay, I, uh...

00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,433

I got you the present to make up

for being such a jerk to you.

00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:15,189

Aw. Well, okay. Well, that's very nice.

And you wrote a card.

00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,567

- "From Gavin."

- I really mean it.

00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:25,658

Oh. Oh.

00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,368

Oh, it's beautiful.

00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,787

- If you don't mind? Let me.

- No.

00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:35,334

Well, what do you know, it fits.

00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:36,752

[CHUCKLES]

00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:41,757

See, Gavin. You're capable of being

a nice guy.

00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:44,010

Why do you give me such a hard time?

00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,804

I'm not sure.

00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:52,018

Well, Monica seems to think

it's because you have feelings for me.

00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,312

I do have feelings for you.

00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:59,358

- You do?

- Yes. I feel that you're a little annoying.

00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,153

See, why? Gavin, why?

00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:06,449

Right when I'm about to change

my opinion of you, you go and you...

00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:12,538

And you do that.

00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:35,686

[SINGING IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]

First I was afraid, I was petrified

00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:39,648

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:41,150

- Hey.

- [IN NORMAL VOICE] Hi.

00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,110

Listen, um, I think I left something here.

00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,614

Oh. Uh, well, somebody left this.

Is this yours?

00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,991

Oh. No, but I like it.

00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,162

No, I think I left one of my rat babies.

00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:57,792

Oh. Uh, well, no. I haven't seen it,

but if I do, I'll let you know.

00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:01,253

Aah! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby!

Rat baby!

00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:03,881

Maybe that's him.

00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,057

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