Эпизод с лотереей

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- Okay.

- All right!

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But, uh, ahem, what is it not?

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A place to entertain my lady friends.

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- And what else is it not?

- A place to eat spaghetti.

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- Very good.

JOEY: Thanks.

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- What do you need it for anyway?

- The, uh, lottery is up to 300 million...

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-...and they don't sell tickets here.

- So you're driving up to Connecticut?

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Yeah, Connecticut.

Not West Virginia.

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Maybe I'll drive you up there.

I'd like to buy some tickets myself.

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Yeah, with Chandler not getting paid,

we could really use $300 million.

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Yes, because if I was at my old job,

we'd say, "300 million? No, thank you."

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- Will you get me tickets too?

- Yeah, me too.

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JOEY: Sure.

- Ooh! I have an idea.

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Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks,

we'll pool our money together...

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...and then if we win, we'll split it.

ALL: That's a great idea!

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No, thanks.

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- You don't want to win the lottery?

- Uh, sure I do.

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I also want to be king

of my own country...

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...and find out what happened

to Amelia Earhart.

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- Still on Amelia Earhart?

- The woman just vanished!

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Seriously, you don't want in on this?

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No. Do you know what your odds

are of winning the lottery?

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I mean, you have a better chance

of being struck by lightning 42 times.

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But there's six of us, so we'd

only have to get struck 7 times.

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I like those odds!

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Seriously, you guys, I can't believe

you're gonna spend $250 on the lottery.

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I mean, that's such a bunch

of boo-hockey.

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I'll ask.

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"Boo-hockey"?

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Oh, we think Emma's about

to start talking...

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...so we're trying to be careful about

what words we use in front of her.

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So get ready to hear a lot

of, uh, boo-hockey...

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...gosh darn it

and brother pucker.

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How do you know

she's gonna start talking?

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When I talk to her, I almost feel

like she understands what I'm saying.

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Kind of like Joey.

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What's that now?

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God, look at all these tickets.

It's so exciting.

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I haven't won anything

since sixth grade.

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Pie-eating contest?

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You assume because I was heavy that's

the only way I could win something?

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No, I saw a picture

of you covered in blueberries.

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- That was a good day.

CHANDLER: Yeah.

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- They're towing your car!

- I'm parked in a garage on Morton.

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They're towing a car.

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And I am seeing spots.

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Ross, you don't have Emma!

Rachel, you don't have Emma!

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- Where's Emma? Who has Emma?

- Joey, relax.

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My mother picked her up two hours ago.

You were there.

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- I was?

- Yes, and you talked to her.

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- I did?

- She dropped off a casserole.

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Oh, yeah, the casserole lady.

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Did you come by to watch

us win the big bucks?

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Yeah. And then I figured after you win,

we can all go out to the balcony...

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...and see a night rainbow

with gremlins dancing on top of it.

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[PHONE RINGING]

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Don't touch the phone!

I'll get it! I'll get it!

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- You think he washed his hands?

CHANDLER: Hello?

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- Hey, Charlie, what do you know?

- What's going on?

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Chandler's supposed to find out if he's

getting a job at his agency.

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But out of 15 interns,

they're only hiring three.

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- Ooh. Tough odds.

- Yeah.

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If only it were a sure thing

like your 24-state lottery.

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Yeah, look who's coming around!

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Damn it. All right, call me

when you know more.

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- Did you get it?

- One of the slots got filled.

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- By you?

- Sense the tone.

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- No, that kid Nate got it.

- Oh, I hate that guy.

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- I mean, come on, pull up your pants!

CHANDLER: I know.

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Well, there's two spots left, right?

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Yeah. I mean, I want this so much.

I want to get one.

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I want my friend Charlie

to get one.

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Except I don't care about Charlie.

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ALL: Hey!

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You are not gonna believe this.

I just saw my psychic...

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...and she said I was definitely

gonna win the lottery tonight!

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I thought we could use

some extra luck...

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...so I brought a wishbone home

from work.

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A psychic and a wishbone?

Guys, give someone else a chance.

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- All right, who wants to do it?

- Ooh, can I?

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Vegetarians never get

to do the wishbone.

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It's really not fair.

Just because we don't eat the meat...

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...doesn't mean we don't like

to play with the carcasses.

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All right. Rash'?

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I don't want that turkey smell

all over my hands.

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I'll do it! It'll get the casserole

stink off of mine.

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- I hope I win.

- Well, it doesn't really matter.

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You're both wishing

for the same thing.

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I can't tell you what I'm wishing for, or else,

you know, it won't come true. Ha, ha.

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Right. But we know

what you're wishing for.

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- I can't really say.

- I understand.

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But you're wishing

for what we think, aren't you?

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I'm not really comfortable

with these questions!

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- Please!

- Just do it!

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Okay. One, two, three.

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I won! Hey!

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You know what? I'm sure your

wish is gonna come true.

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But, you guys, just in case, maybe a

genie will come out if we rub this lamp.

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Qw!

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That thing gets hot!

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Ross, just keep making yourjokes.

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How are you gonna feel

if we actually do win?

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- Uh, you're not gonna win.

- I know the odds are against us...

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...but somebody has to win, and it could

be us. And then how you gonna feel?

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We're gonna be like, "Everybody, let's

take our helicopters up to the Cape."

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And you're gonna be all,

like, "Oh, I can't, guys.

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I'll have to meet you up there.

I gotta gas up the Hyundai."

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Okay, I've heard myself on tape,

and I sound nothing like that.

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I can see the headline now:

"Lottery Winners' Friend...

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...Filled With Regret,

Eats Own Arm."

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Why would I eat my own arm?

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Well, you wouldn't, but we own the

paper. We can print whatever we want.

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You know what? I'm gonna

throw in 50 bucks for you.

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- Why?

- Because I know that you think...

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...that the lottery is boo-hockey...

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...but we're all here, and we're gonna

watch the numbers and have fun.

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And you're my brother,

and I want you to be a part of this.

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You don't have to do that.

I mean, I'll pay for myself.

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But just the fact that you want me to

have fun with you guys, that's so sweet.

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Come here.

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Get a room.

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So now that you're in,

what are you gonna do if we win?

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- I don't know. I'll probably just invest it.

- Ooh. Calm down.

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Seriously, that's your fantasy?

To invest it?

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Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say, "invest it"?

I meant, "Be cool and piss it all away."

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Oh! Oh! I know! We should pool all

our money and buy the Knicks!

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I don't really care about the Knicks.

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You will when I pick you

as starting forward.

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You would do that?

I never get picked!

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I'm not sure a sports team

is the way to go.

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You won't let me buy the Knicks?

I can't believe you're taking this away.

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You're right, it has been your dream

for over 15 seconds.

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Uh, how long until they announce

the numbers, Mommy?

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I'll take this one too. Uh, "Mommy"?

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Oh, I've gotten into the habit

of calling Rachel "Mommy"...

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...when we're around Emma.

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Which I now realize we are not.

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I'm hoping that if she hears it enough...

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-...it'll be her first word.

- Oh.

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Although if we're gonna do that,

we should probably call me "Daddy" too.

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Mm. I like that, Daddy.

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I, uh-- I was just talking about Rachel.

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Ooh, is Daddy getting angry?

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Is Daddy gonna spank me?

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Well, that depends.

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Have you been a bad--? No, I can't.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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Hello? Hello? Hey, Charlie.

Did anybody else hear?

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What? Susan got it? How?

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Oh, man, I would've slept with him!

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All right, bye.

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Dude, I'm sorry.

But hey, there's one spot left, right?

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- Well, Charlie's gonna get that.

- Hey, don't say that.

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You've got just as good a chance

of getting that job.

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He is the boss' son.

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- Come on, lottery!

- Yeah!

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- It starts in, like, 20 minutes.

- Okay, here we go.

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We need to sort through the tickets

quickly to see if we've won.

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So does anybody have any ideas

how to organize this?

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Okay, how about this:

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We divide them

into six groups of 40.

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The remaining 10 can be read

by whoever finishes first.

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- I have another idea.

- I'm sorry, idea time is over.

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- Well, are all the tickets in the bowl?

- Yeah.

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- What about the ones on the nightstand?

- There are no tickets there.

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Yes, there are.

I just saw them a few minutes ago.

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Heh. Uh, no, you didn't.

You must be mistaken.

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- There are 20 tickets on the nightstand.

- Chandler, sense the tone.

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Well, well, well.

Look what Mommy found.

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Okay, fine. I bought 20 extra

tickets for me and Chandler.

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[GASPS]

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The psychic also said

that I would be betrayed.

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I can't believe this.

I thought we were all in this together.

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- Hey, you just got in five minutes ago!

- Three minutes ago!

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I don't know why that's important.

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I was with you the whole time.

When did you even get those?

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When you were reading the dirty

magazines without taking off the plastic.

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I'll show you how.

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Okay. Well, Monica, suppose one

of your special tickets wins?

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How are you gonna feel when you win

and lose your friends?

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Please. If I win the lottery,

you guys are not gonna leave me.

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Someone gave me muffins last week.

I couldn't get rid of you for three days!

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Chandler, would you just tell her

what she did was wrong?

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She's right. You shouldn't have

bought tickets just for us.

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Let me finish.

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However, it doesn't look like

I'm gonna get this job...

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...so I can't afford to have principles.

So screw you! The tickets are ours!

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There's the man I married.

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All right. Believe me,

if you win the lottery...

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...it's the last you're gonna hear from us.

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Fine. Don't be my friends.

I'll buy new friends.

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Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic

surgery so they look just like you!

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You know what?

I want my share of the tickets.

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I want my tickets too!

And I'm buying the Knicks!

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And Steffi Graf! Ha, ha.

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Cool. Then I want mine too!

And if I win...

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...I'm gonna put it all

into a very low-yield bond!

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No. You guys, we gotta keep

all the tickets together.

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No. No, we should divide them up...

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...and I should get extra because

we used my car!

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Hey! Hey! If anybody gets extra tickets,

it should be me!

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- This whole thing was my idea!

- Yeah. Thanks for inventing the lottery!

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Just give them to me,

and I'll split them up!

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_QW!

- Ah!

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ROSSI Hey, hey!

- Aah!

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God, I can't take it anymore!

I'm putting an end to this!

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- Okay, if she jumps, I get her tickets!

- Wait, no, no! Hey!

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If we're not doing this together,

we're not doing it at all.

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- Say goodbye to your tickets.

ALL: No! No! No!

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Do not come any closer!

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Can I come a little bit closer?

Valuable things are getting squished.

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Now, what's more important,

your friends or money?

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- Fflends!

MONICA: Money!

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Fflends.

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Hey, Monica,

what about your extra tickets?

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They're all in there.

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- Even these five that I hid in my bra.

- Monica!

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Okay. Good. You guys were so scared.

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There is no way I was

gonna dump this--

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- Aah!

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[GLASS SHATTERS]

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I think I broke your bowl.

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Go! Go! Go!

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What a beautiful night to be running

around the street, looking for tickets.

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And the wind sure made it fun.

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- Phoebe, we lost half of them.

- So what?

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Monica, we have the winning ticket.

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My psychic said I was

gonna win, remember?

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Weird your psychic didn't mention

anything about the scary pigeon.

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As a matter of fact, she said

that's how I'm going to die.

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So excuse me

for being a little skittish.

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There's two messages.

This could be from work.

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- Oh, play them.

- Okay. Here we go.

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[MACHINE BEEPS]

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PHOEBE: Hello. This is the pigeon

from the balcony calling to apologize.

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I shouldn't have knocked the tickets

out of the pretty lady's hand.

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It was all my fault.

Not hers. Bye. Coo.

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Well, I bet that was very hard

for him to do.

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[MACHINE BEEPS]

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CHARLIE:

Hey, Chandler, it's Charlie.

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This is it. Shh, Shh!

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Listen, um, it turns out I got the last spot.

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I'm really sorry, man.

It was a lot of fun working with you

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Give me a call if you want.

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Gosh, I'm so sorry, honey.

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JOEY:

Sorry, Chandler.

00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:20,795

It is so unfair. It's like that time they

promoted Saundra over me at work.

00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,714

Was she related to Ralph Lauren?

00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:26,593

No, she was just much better

at her job than me.

00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,637

You guys, the drawing's about to start.

00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,806

We should call my mom's

and say good night to Emma...

00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,017

-...before she goes down.

- Good idea.

00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:37,312

Honey, you're being really strong

about this.

00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:40,023

I know how badly you wanted that job.

00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:43,026

Yeah, you know,

I really thought I deserved it.

00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:48,615

But let's go win the lottery. I mean,

we still have a 130 chances to win, right?

00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,661

Hundred and thirty-one.

00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:56,289

Yeah, good night, sweetheart.

I love you.

00:15:56,456 --> 00:16:00,293

And remember,

you're Daddy's little girl. Heh.

00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,129

Phoebe's totally ruined that for me.

00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,259

Hi, Mom. Put her back on.

00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,428

Rach, they're announcing the numbers!

00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:14,641

My God, I can already feel

myself changing.

00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:18,937

Here are your official Powerball

numbers. We have 53.

00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,648

- I've got that.

- We have one too!

00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:24,609

We are on the road, people!

00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:26,987

Come on!

00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:32,659

Mom, please, I know you love your new

lips, but I can barely understand you.

00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,954

Would you please just let me

say good night to my daughter?

00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,540

ANNOUNCER: And here we go.

The Powerball is seven.

00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:42,460

All right, check your numbers!

Make me rich.

00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,922

You guys,

you're not gonna believe this.

00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:49,467

I was just saying good night

to Emma, and she said her first words.

00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,761

ROSS: What?

- Well, what did she say?

00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,806

She said, "Gleba"!

00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,895

Make me rich!

00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,899

- Isn't that amazing?

- Oh, yeah. No, no, no, that's great.

00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,776

Why aren't you more excited?

00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:11,239

Rach, heh, "gleba" is not a word.

00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:15,660

- Well, of course it is.

- Okay. What does it mean?

00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:18,913

Well, I don't know all the words.

00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:22,792

You know, I'm just glad I didn't

miss my daughter's first word.

00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:27,297

- Yes you did! Gleba is a word!

- Okay. Use it in a sentence.

00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:31,301

Okay. Uh, Emma just said, "Gleba

00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:38,349

- It's not a word.

- Ugh. Okay, fine. I'm gonna look it up.

00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,060

ROSS:

Oh, okay, great.

00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:43,980

While you're at it, she said another word

the other day. Why don't you look up:

00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,523

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:54,240

All right. Okay. Okay. Gleba

Gleba. Gleba. Gleba!

00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:59,829

Here it is! "The fleshy, spore-bearing

inner mass of a certain fungi."

00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,584

Heh.

00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:08,171

She's gonna be a scientist.

00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,972

- Damn it. Anybody got anything?

CHANDLER: No.

00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,308

I'm still looking through mine.

00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,686

Just double-checking. No.

00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,773

No. No.

00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,655

No!

00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,241

[PHONE RINGS]

00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,661

Hello? Hold on.

00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:40,870

It's your boss.

00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,832

Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you"

phone call.

00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,626

I'm not used to getting these

from guys.

00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:50,171

- Hey, Steve.

- Chandler, hi.

00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,258

I'm sure you've heard

we filled the three positions.

00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,760

We felt that with your

maturity and experience...

00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,388

...you wouldn't be happy

being someone's assistant.

00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,182

I'd love to be somebody's

assistant. Answering phones...

00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,184

...getting coffee,

I live for that stuff.

00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:08,273

And I'm not too mature.

Farts, boobies, butt cracks!

00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,611

Chandler, you were the strongest

person in the program.

00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:17,240

We're offering you the position

of junior copywriter.

00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,703

Me? That guy

who just said, "butt cracks"?

00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,079

STEVE:

Yes, that's right.

00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,623

We're excited about the level

of sophistication...

00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,126

...you'll be bringing to the job.

00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:33,214

Okay. Well, thanks, you won't regret it.

I'll see you tomorrow.

00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,353

What?

00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,480

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna

be a junior copywriter!

00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,399

[ALL CHEERING]

00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:54,527

Congratulations!

Oh, sweetie, I'm so proud of you.

00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,322

Thanks. Does that mean

I get the good loving tonight?

00:19:57,488 --> 00:20:01,326

You bet. No TV or anything.

00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:05,330

- Hey, that is so great about the job.

CHANDLER: Thanks, man.

00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,665

I'd like to think I had

something to do with it.

00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:11,085

- Really? Why?

- Well, before with the wishbone.

00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:17,008

I, uh, didn't wish we would win the lottery.

I wished you'd get the job.

00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,510

Qh, yeah?

00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,888

Don't tell Monica.

She'll rip your heart out.

00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:23,264

Oh, yeah.

00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,519

Well, you know what?

There was a little part of me...

00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,772

...that really thought we were gonna win.

00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:37,445

Me too. So much for my

dinosaur/Amelia Earhart theme park.

00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:42,033

You guys? What was the Powerball

number again?

00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,786

- Seven.

- We won.

00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,871

- What?

- We won!

00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:49,749

MONICA: Let me see! Let me see!

- Don't tear it!

00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:53,920

Phoebe, you don't have any

of the first five numbers!

00:20:55,004 --> 00:21:01,261

I know that, but look, we got

the Powerball number. We won $3!

00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:06,224

Wow, you think we should get that over

20 years or go for the big payout?

00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:11,020

I don't care. I've never won

anything before. I can't believe this!

00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:13,481

So, Pheebs, what are you gonna do

with your $3?

00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:16,818

Well, it's not all mine.

We all get 50 cents.

00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:20,488

Aw. You know what?

You can have mine.

00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:21,906

- Me too.

- Me too.

00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:24,409

RACHEL:

Me too. Ha, ha.

00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:32,000

Well, I guess if everybody else is.

00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:44,429

Hey, guys. So I just called

the Powerball hot line.

00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:49,892

- Can you believe it? Nobody won.

- Um, I beg to differ.

00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:55,023

Maybe nobody won the jackpot,

but there was this guy in here earlier...

00:21:55,189 --> 00:22:00,111

...and he found a ticket on the street

right outside and won $10,000.

00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:14,751

Coo. Again, don't blame the pretty lady.

00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:20,089

It was not her fault.

It was me, the pigeon. Coo.

00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:26,929

Seriously, stop staring at her.

00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,902

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