Эпизод со сном Рэйчел

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Why are we fighting this?

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You know you want it to happen

as much as I do.

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I want you. I need you.

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Let me make love to you.

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I don't wanna stand in the way

of, uh, true love or anything...

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...but I think a cantaloupe

might hurt less.

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No, I'm, uh, rehearsing my lines.

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They're giving me a romantic story

on Days of our Lives.

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It's the first time my character's got one.

I'm nervous. I want it to be good.

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Wow, I haven't seen you this worked-up

since you did that dog-food commercial...

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...and you thought you were gonna be

with a real talking dog.

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Yeah, that was a disappointment.

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Ooh, hey, you wanna, uh, come down

to the set and tell me if I'm doing okay?

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- Are you serious?

- Yeah.

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You just have to promise not

to get thrown out again.

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- That was an honest mistake.

- Right.

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"Oh, my God. Is this the men's room?

I feel so foolish.

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Have you always known

you wanted to be an actor?"

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Yeah, that was an awesome day.

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- Hey!

ROSS & PHOEBE: Hey.

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You guys wanna come eat dinner

at the restaurant in the next few weeks?

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- Sure!

- I'd love to.

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Well, you can't.

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- We're booked solid for the next month.

- Well, I can't give you a massage...

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...because my license

has been revoked again.

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- Phoebe, what happened?

- Well, it was an accident, you know.

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It's a lot of oil and sometimes

the hand just slips.

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Have I got a surprise for you.

Pack your bags.

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Oh, no. You guys aren't supposed

to get divorced for seven years.

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What? No, I'm taking Monica

to a romantic inn in Vermont.

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Oh, good. Okay, good for you.

Trying to recapture the magic.

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- So can you get out of work?

- Honey, I can't.

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- Things are crazy at the restaurant.

- You're really that busy?

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Yeah. I'm sorry, I really am.

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CHANDLER: That's okay.

I'll just, uh, try and reschedule.

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Hi, this is Chandler Bing.

I made a reservation there...

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...and I need to change it.

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What do you mean it's nonrefundable?

Well, can I just come some other time?

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Can't you make an exception?

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Tell them I'm a chef

at a big New York restaurant.

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Tell them that in two weeks, I will once

again be a masseuse in good standing.

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Look, this is ridiculous.

I'm not paying for that room, okay?

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Well, thank you very much.

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Yeah, I'm going to Vermont.

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- Don't worry, use your travel insurance.

- I don't have travel insurance.

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Well, this is what happens

when people live on the edge.

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Why don't you take Ross?

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Heh. Don't you think that'll be a little weird?

I mean, two guys in a romantic inn?

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- No, not if the room has two beds.

- I guess.

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It still seems a little--

"Moonlight boat ride"?

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Joey, is this the bed

where Olivia lost her virginity?

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I don't know,

but one of the extras sure did.

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Listen, Rach. Thanks again

for coming down to watch my scenes.

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Please, honey. Just the fact that you

want me here to support you, I'm--

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Oh, my God. Is that Christian Saunders?

He is so gorgeous!

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And also, so gay.

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Well, in my head,

he's done some pretty not-gay stuff.

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Well, at the Christmas party,

him and Santa did some definitely-gay stuff.

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Joey? Joey, we're ready for you.

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RACHEL: Oh. Ahem.

JOEY: Okay. All right, wish me luck.

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Okay. Not that you need it, but good--

God! Is that Chase Lassiter?

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- He's straight, right?

- Rash, if you weren't here wondering...

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...if these guys were gay,

I don't know if I could do this.

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- I'm sorry, you're right. I'm sorry. Good luck.

MAN: On a bell, please.

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[BUZZER BUZZES]

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Quietly.

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And action!

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[DRAMATIC MUSIC

PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

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OLMA:

Drake, what are you doing here?

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Stopping you from marrying

the wrong man...

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...and making the biggest

mistake of your life.

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- Get out.

- You don't love him.

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What do you know about love?

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I know what I felt that night

when we kissed under the bridge.

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OLMA: That kiss never happened.

- Well, what about this one?

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[RACHEL GASPS]

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OLMA:

Now, I told you to get out.

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JOEY [AS DRAKE]:

Fine, I'll go.

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But let me ask you one question.

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- You look real familiar. Have we--?

- Shh! He's asking her a question.

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Can you live the rest of your life never

knowing what we could have been?

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- I don't have a choice.

- Yes, you do.

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Yes, you do. I'm the one who doesn't

have a choice because I...

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Because I can't stop loving you.

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OLMA: Don't say that.

JOEY [AS DRAKE]: Tell me to stop.

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Just"

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...tell me to stop.

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MAN: Cut!

- No!

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Or, cut. You know, that's your call.

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- Everything was delicious.

- Thank you.

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It was. The duck in particular

was superb.

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Thank you.

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You haven't said anything.

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Actually, I do have one small complaint.

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Oh, well, please, I welcome criticism.

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The musician right outside the restaurant

is kind of a mood killer.

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What musician?

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[SINGING]

And there's a country called Argentina

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It's a place I've never seen

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But I'm told for 50 pesos

You can buy a human spleen

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Human spleen

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Olé!

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What are you doing here?

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You said you had customers lined up

in the street, so I'm here to entertain.

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- Great.

- Yeah, it really has been great too.

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They must have seen me

play before...

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...because they requested

a bunch of my songs.

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Yeah, "You Suck"...

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...and, um, "Shut Up and Go Home."

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- Listen, Phoebe.

- Yeah.

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You know how much

I love listening to your music...

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-...but...

- But what?

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Um, this is kind of a classy place.

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Okay, say no more.

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[SINGING] It wasn't just that she was fat

The woman smelled like garbage

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]

Everyone!

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[SINGING] It wasn't just that she was fat

The woman smelled like garbage

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]

Classy, huh?

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Hi, Chandler Bing. I have a reservation.

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Welcome to the Chestnut Inn.

Where are you joining us from?

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- New York.

- The Big Apple.

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He's wound up. We had to stop at every

maple-candy stand on the way here.

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I ate all my gifts for everybody.

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I'm sorry, there's no record

of your reservation in the computer.

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- That's impossible. Check again, please.

- Check again, please.

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- I'm sorry, it's not here.

- It's not there.

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Let me get this straight.

I called to try to cancel my reservation...

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...was told it's not refundable.

We drove six hours all the way up here...

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-...and now we don't have a reservation?

- I don't know what to say.

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She doesn't know what to say.

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Just give us

the cheapest room you have.

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The only thing we have available

is our deluxe suite. The rate is $600.

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- That's insane.

- It's totally insane.

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Let's drive home. We'll hit all the

maple-candy stores on the way back...

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...and if they're closed, then maybe we'll

tap a tree and make some ourselves.

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Does that room have a closet

I can lock him in?

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- We'll take it.

- Great.

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- They are totally ripping us off!

- Dude, don't worry about it.

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I know how to make your money back.

This is a nice hotel. Plenty of amenities.

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We just load up on those.

Like those apples. Instead of taking one...

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...um, I take six.

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Great. At $100 an apple, we're there.

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Come on, you get the idea. You know,

we'll make our money back in no time.

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- Dude, you're shaking.

- It's the sugar. Could you hold the apple?

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RACHEL: Hi.

- Hey.

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Joey, I got to tell you, I have been

thinking all day about that scene you did.

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- You were amazing.

- Oh.

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You know, the writing was good.

And the director's good.

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And my costar's good.

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But they're not as good as me!

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You have to tell me

what happens tomorrow.

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I'm going over the script now.

Wanna read lines with me?

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Me? Oh, I'm not an actress.

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- I can ask Monica.

- Screw her! That part is mine!

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JOEY:

Right.

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Okay, so, uh, just from the top

of the page right here.

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Okay.

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[SIGHS]

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Hello, Drake.

I'm surprised to see you here.

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- I can't believe you married him.

- Well, what choice did I have?

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He was keeping my sister in a dungeon.

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So, what about us?

Everything we feel for each other?

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It's over. You have to accept that.

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How can I, knowing I'll never

hold you in my arms again...

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...or touch your skin or feel your lips...

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...knowing I'll never make love to you?

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How can I accept

that I can never kiss you again...

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...when it's all I can do not

to kiss you right now?

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Kiss me.

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What?

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Kiss me.

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- Uh, Rach, it doesn't say that.

- No, I'm saying it.

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- But--

- Just don't talk.

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[GASPS]

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Well, that's new.

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Hi, this is Ross Geller in suite 206.

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Um, I've forgotten a couple of things.

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Could you have some complimentary

toiletries sent up to my room?

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Thank you.

Okay, a toothbrush, toothpaste...

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...razor, mouthwash, deodorant, floss,

Band-Aids, shaving cream, after shave.

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And I feel like I'm forgetting something.

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Um, is there anything else you have

that I haven't asked for already?

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Yeah, go ahead,

send up some tampons.

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- What'd you get?

- USA Today.

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Nice. Put it with the others.

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And I also got two more apples.

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We're four short of a bushel!

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God, I feel so alive.

I love being in the country!

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Also, got these great

salt and pepper shakers...

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-...from the restaurant.

- That's not cool.

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Dude, none of this is cool.

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Look, Chandler, you have to find

the line between stealing...

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...and taking what the hotel owes you.

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For example: a hair dryer, no, no, no.

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But shampoos and conditioners,

yes,yes,yes.

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Now, the salt shaker is off limits. Ah.

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But the salt...

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I wish I'd thought this through.

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I think I get what you mean, though.

Like, the lamp is the hotel's...

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...but the bulbs--

Oh, you already got that.

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Not my first time in a hotel, my friend.

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- Okay, uh, how about this?

- No, no, no.

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- You can't take the remote control.

- Yes, but the batteries.

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Thank you. Thank you very much.

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- Ooh! Let's celebrate with some maple candy.

- No!

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At least tell me where you hid it.

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- Can I ask you a question?

- Yeah.

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Have you ever had any...

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...weird, romantic dreams?

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Hmm, let me think.

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Oh. When I was younger, I used to dream

that I got married to Mayor McCheese.

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And on our wedding night,

I ate his head.

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Okay.

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Well, this is like that...

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...in no way.

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I had a dream last night

that I wanted to kiss Joey.

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Wow! You mean like

"kiss him" kiss him?

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Oh, yeah.

I mean, it was pretty intense.

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- What brought that on?

- I don't know.

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Maybe it had to do with the fact

I saw him do a love scene.

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- A love scene? With who?

- Olivia.

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Olivia?

I thought she was marrying Connor?

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Oh, right. Real life more important.

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- You think my dream means anything?

- I don't know.

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I mean, you saw him do a love scene.

Maybe you don't have a thing for Joey.

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Maybe you have a thing for Drake.

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Huh...

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Well, it was Joey reading

Drake's lines in the dream.

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Of course it was.

Trust me, when it comes to psychology...

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...I know what I'm talking about.

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- I took two psych classes in college.

- You took the same class twice.

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- It was hard!

- I know.

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- Hey.

RACHEL & MONICA: Hi.

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Here, Monica, look what I got to wear

when I play at your restaurant.

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Ah. Ah. Wait.

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Right? I think this might even class up

"The Ballad of the Uncircumcised Man."

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Um, Phoebe...

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...maybe I wasn't clear before.

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I really love listening

to your music here.

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But my restaurant,

it's sort of an upscale place.

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Right, yeah, okay. I'll ask the butler

to fetch my diamonds out of the vault.

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Phoebe, it's not what you wear.

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It's sort of your songs.

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I just don't think you should play

at the restaurant anymore.

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Oh. Okay. Fine, I'll just--

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I'll take the hat back.

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There.

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Hey, so you guys, the funniest

thing happened at work the--

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My songs aren't good enough

for your restaurant?

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Okay, we're still on that.

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- I didn't say they weren't good enough.

- Then what's wrong with them?

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What, they don't go with your

tiny portions of pretentious food?

00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:05,465

- Tiny portions?

- Yeah, well, um, "Excuse me.

00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:10,845

I ordered the smoked salmon appetizer,

but I can't see it. I can't see it."

00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:16,935

- Phoebe, it's not about quantity.

- Well, it's not about quality.

00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:20,188

Oh, really?

You wanna talk about quality?

00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:24,734

Have you ever heard of a "key"?

It's what some people sing in.

00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:28,905

Well, at least all my songs

don't taste like garlic.

00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,616

Yeah, there are other

ingredients, Monica.

00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,244

So that's what we're doing.

00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:37,414

When I'm in a coffeehouse bopping

along to one of your songs...

00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:41,292

-...I'm wearing earplugs.

- Earplugs or cloves of garlic?

00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,422

You know what?

I take back what I said before.

00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:49,342

Keep playing at the restaurant, because

with your music driving people inside...

00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,386

...my bar sales

have gone up like crazy.

00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:54,556

What are people having,

the garlic martini?

00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,811

Here's your bill.

We hope you enjoyed your stay.

00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:03,815

Oh, we did.

And you still have all your lamps.

00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:09,571

- I didn't factor in the room tax.

- Dude, don't worry about it.

00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:14,826

I found an unattended maid's cart.

We're way ahead of the game.

00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:17,287

- Oh, my God.

- What?

00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:20,081

There's something new in the bowl.

00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:25,045

- Look, we have enough. Just walk away.

- No, but I want the pine cones.

00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,674

- There's a forest right outside.

- It's not the same.

00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,427

Okay, go quick.

00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,681

[CAWING]

00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:42,145

Thank you for a delightful stay.

00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,615

MY maple candy!

00:17:56,910 --> 00:18:00,330

[SINGING] The food here at Javu

Will kill you

00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:04,084

The food here at Javu

Will kill you

00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:09,130

It's just you. I thought someone was

swinging a bag of cats against the wall.

00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:14,010

You'd better get back in that kitchen.

The garlic's not gonna overuse itself.

00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,721

- Okay, you have to stop playing now.

- Why?

00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:19,182

The only person my playing

is bothering is you.

00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:24,562

- Oh, yeah? Let's settle this. Come on.

- Get your garlic peelers off me.

00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,148

Excuse me? Excuse me?

00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:30,860

Hi, I'm Monica Geller.

I'm the head chef here.

00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:35,031

Okay, I was actually expecting

a little applause there, but whatever.

00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,992

Quick question.

By a show of hands...

00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:42,372

...how many of you were bothered

by this woman's singing outside?

00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:46,835

Okay, okay. How many of you

enjoyed the music outside?

00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,504

Ha!

00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:52,799

Let me ask you this question.

How many thought the music was fine...

00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:56,261

...but not in keeping with the tone

of the restaurant?

00:18:56,427 --> 00:19:02,350

Who identified this restaurant's tone

as "pretentious-comma-garlicky"?

00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:08,648

Okay, who thinks the food is delicious

and a little pretension never hurt anyone?

00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:12,902

Okay, well, all right, who thinks

the food is fine, the music was fine...

00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:16,573

...but your evening was ruined

by this incessant poll-taking?

00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:22,704

Excuse us.

00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,500

All right, here's a question.

00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:31,629

Uh, who was so worried about

her restaurant being fancy...

00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:35,008

...that she made a big deal about

her friend playing her music...

00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:38,469

...and feels really bad about it now?

00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,098

Well, who was so stupid

and stubborn...

00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,684

...that she lashed out

against her friend's cooking...

00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:48,188

...which she actually thinks

is pretty great?

00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:51,316

- I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry too.

00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:54,569

Hey, you wanna stick around

and I'll whip you up some dinner?

00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:59,490

Yeah, as long as it's free.

The food here is ridiculously overpr--

00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:06,998

Who hopes the hand-raising thing is still

cute enough that you won't hate me?

00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,294

_H6Y-

_H6Y-

00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:17,383

Joey, do you have peanut butter

on the back of your head?

00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:23,014

Oh, man. I thought I got it all.

00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,934

How...?

00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,894

How?

00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,605

I was making a peanut butter

smoothie, right?

00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:34,943

I couldn't find this little plastic thingy

that goes in the top of the blender.

00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:39,280

And I thought, "Well, you know,

how important can that be?" Right?

00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,616

Turns out, very.

00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,328

Wow, definitely just Drake.

00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,206

- What?

- How's it going with Drake?

00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:51,668

- I don't think it's going very well.

- What?

00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,711

That scene I saw was so good.

00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:58,549

Well, I'm feeling really insecure

about the one we're shooting tomorrow.

00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:02,971

Is this that thing you do when you say

you're bad so I'll give you a compliment?

00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,306

A little.

00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:11,854

No, I really am worried. I have to make it

convincing that I'm in love with Olivia.

00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:15,024

- So?

- So I've never played that.

00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:19,028

Oh, honey, it can't be that hard.

I mean, you've been in love before.

00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:23,074

Uh, well, just once...

00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,535

...with you.

00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:29,205

Okay. Well, this could be

a little awkward.

00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,874

I'm just gonna blow past it.

00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:35,086

Well, look, can't you just use

that method-actor thing...

00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:40,174

...where you use your real-life memories

to help you in your performance?

00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:42,719

What the hell are you talking about?

00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:51,060

All right, look, just, um, try to remember

how you felt when you were in love...

00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:54,105

...and think about that

when you're playing the scene.

00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:55,815

Oh.

00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,278

Okay. Yeah, I think I can do that.

00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:03,323

Yeah. Okay, there's this

party scene coming up.

00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,950

- Uh-huh.

- And Olivia and her husband are there...

00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:11,331

...and all Drake wants to do is

grab her and kiss her, but he can't.

00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:16,044

That makes me think about those times

I wanted to grab you and kiss you...

00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:19,505

...but you didn't know, so I would

just pretend everything was cool...

00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,716

...but really it was killing me.

00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:27,722

Joey, you never

talked about that before.

00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,557

Well...

00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,852

Hey, you know what else I could use?

00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,356

There's this scene where Drake

sneaks into Olivia's bedroom...

00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:40,902

...and she doesn't know he's there,

which never happened with us.

00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:47,241

I mean, he knows he shouldn't be there,

but he just wants to look at her.

00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,119

You know?

00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:55,291

And I remember all those mornings

before you even put on your makeup...

00:22:55,458 --> 00:23:00,838

...when I would think to myself,

"My God, she is beautiful."

00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:07,595

And it hurt so much because I knew

I could never tell you.

00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:15,311

But it was worth it just to be there

looking at you.

00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:22,819

Thanks, dude. This is great!

00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:36,249

I got you something from Vermont.

00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:38,626

Besides tampons and salt?

00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:41,921

Oh, my God.

00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:45,716

Maple candy. That's so sweet of you.

00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,719

That's weird, it's empty.

00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:54,350

Hi, you guys. What's going on?

You guys wanna hang out, or...?

00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:02,525

Do you guys hear a buzzing?

00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:08,823

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