Эпизод на Барбадосе, Часть 1-2

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[EMMA BABBLES]

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Oh, that's right. Daddy and Uncle Joey

are going on a trip today.

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We're going to a conference

in Barbados. Right?

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- Uh-huh.

- Can you say, "Barbados"?

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Barbados.

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Okay. I've gotta say, it means so

much to me that you guys are coming...

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...all the way over there

to hear me give my speech.

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Ooh, and I have a surprise.

I had to pull some strings...

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...but I was able to get everyone passes

to the entire conference. That's right!

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These babies will get you into all

the paleontology lectures and seminars.

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Do you have anything

that will get us out of them?

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We're excited to hear the speech,

but the rest of the time...

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...we're gonna want to do island stuff.

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David'll probably want to hear

a few lectures.

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- Right, because he's a scientist.

PHOEBE: No, no.

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He's been in Minsk for eight years.

If he gets too much direct sunlight...

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...he'll die.

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Okay, we'd better go. Yeah?

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- So we'll see you guys tomorrow.

- All right, let's do it.

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A five-hour flight with Charlie,

have a couple drinks...

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...get under that blanket

and do what comes natural.

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It's a blanket, Joe,

not a cloak of invisibility.

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- Wow, this place is beautiful!

- Look at all these paleontologists!

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I know. There are gonna be some

pasty folks by the pool tomorrow.

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SARAH:

Oh, my God, I can't believe you're here!

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I think I've been recognized.

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- This happens all the time.

- Dr. Geller? I am such a huge fan.

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That never happens.

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I've been following your career for years.

I can't wait for your keynote speech.

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- Wow. This is very flattering...

- I would love your autograph.

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Well, sure. Um...

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- "Dear?"

- Sarah.

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"Sarah. I dig you."

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- "Dr. Ross Geller."

- Oh, thank you so much.

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Sure. Sarah, I'd like you to introduce you

to my colleague, Professor Wheeler.

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- And this is Joey Tribbiani.

- Are you a paleontologist?

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No, God, no, no.

I'm an actor.

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You probably recognize me from a

little show called The Days of Our Lives.

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Dude, it's just Days of Our Lives.

There's no "the."

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Okay, Ross, boy, you... Yeah.

No, no. I play Dr. Drake Ramoray.

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- I'm sorry. I don't own a TV.

- You don't own a TV?

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What's all your furniture pointed at?

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David, can you help me?

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I'm trying to explain to Chandler

how a plane stays in the air.

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Oh, certainly. That's a combination

of Bernoulli's Principle...

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...and Newton's third law of motion.

- See?

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Yeah. That's the same as,

"It has something to do with wind."

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I'm gonna go pick up a few things

for the trip.

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I should go too. Now, tomorrow do you

want to share a cab to the airport...

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...or should Mike and I meet you?

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Mike? Who's Mike?

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- Mike's your ex-boyfriend.

- That's right!

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Oh, yeah.

Wow, I had totally forgotten about him.

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- That's a blast from the past, huh?

- No, it's okay. Honest mistake.

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It really doesn't mean anything.

I mean, you know...

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...Monica refers to Chandler as Richard

all the time.

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- She does?

- Let's get you out of here.

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Well, at least you took me down

with you.

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I'm so sorry. I just...

I keep thinking about Mike.

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I'm crazy about David,

and we're having so much fun together.

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Why? Why do I miss Mike? That's just...

That's gonna go away, right?

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- Well, I guess. In time.

- Yeah.

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I mean, my feelings for Richard

are certainly gone.

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You just did it again. Chandler. Your

feelings for Chandler are certainly gone.

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Boy, Phoebe's still pretty hung up

on that Mike, huh?

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I wouldn't read too much into it.

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Still, a girl calls you

by her ex-boyfriend's name...

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...that's not a good thing, right?

- Let me stop you there.

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Because I think I see where this is going.

I'm not very good at giving advice.

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See, if you want advice,

go to Ross or Monica. Or Joey...

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...for advice about pizza toppings

or a burning sensation when you pee.

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I'm sorry, I just wish there

was something I could do, you know?

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- Well, you know Phoebe...

- Seriously, we're gonna do this?

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I'm sorry, I just wish I could make her

forget about Mike already.

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- Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?

- Oh, because his penis was too big.

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I'm sorry.

That's the kind of thing I do.

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[CHUCKLES]

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They broke up because Mike

didn't want to get married.

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What if you let Phoebe know

you'd be open to marriage?

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That's great. That's great.

I'll propose to her.

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What?

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I was probably going to do it

at some point.

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- No, I didn't mean now.

- Well, why not? It's brilliant.

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"Goodbye, Mike.

We'll see you at the wedding, fella.

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Well, we probably won't invite you

to the wedding, but..."

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- Well, thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.

- Well, you're welcome.

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Glad I could help.

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- How do you think I should propose?

- I'm pretending to read here.

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I'm sorry.

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Yeah. How you doing?

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- Hey, hey.

- Hey.

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You said you were gonna wear a thong.

Where's the thong?

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Ha, ha, I didn't mean a thong.

I meant thongs.

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You really should have been

more clear about that.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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You're never gonna guess

who I just saw downstairs.

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Oh, uh, uh, Britney Spears!

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Yeah.

She never misses these conferences.

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- No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz!

- Oh, my God!

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- I know!

- Did you talk to him?

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Oh, yeah. What am I gonna say

to Kenneth Schwartz?

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You could say, "Hey, Kenny,

how come you're not Britney Spears?"

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- You ready to go?

- You're gonna go now?

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- I thought we could hang out.

- I can't. I have seminars all day.

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I promised Ross

I'd look at his speech.

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But maybe we could have dinner later?

Out on the balcony? Lt'll be romantic.

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Will you wear a thong?

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I will if you will.

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You got yourself a very weird deal.

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I'm good. I have dinner plans.

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- So you gonna be okay?

- Yeah, yeah.

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I got tons of stuff I could do.

I'm gonna hit the beach, go swimming.

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Joe, have you looked outside?

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No. Why?

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- Oh, man.

- There's an indoor pool.

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- You could swim there.

- Yeah.

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I wasn't gonna swim.

I was gonna dig a hole.

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That "Mike" was interesting.

I don't know what's gonna happen...

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...with Phoebe and David.

- I do. Want a hint, huh?

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I do.

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Okay, I'm sensing this is

some kind of wordplay...

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...because you are pink

with barely controlled glee.

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- David's gonna propose to Phoebe.

- What? Why?

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Because we were talking about ways

he could beat Mike...

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...and I told him Phoebe wanted

to get married.

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Chandler, we have talked about this.

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You are not supposed to give

people advice!

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Couldn't you have made

some inappropriate joke?

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I did! A penis one!

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Just so I know, what was so wrong

about what I said?

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They've only been going out

for a few weeks.

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Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike.

I mean, she'll say no...

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...David's heart will be broken,

it'll be too hard for them to recover...

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...and then Phoebe will end up

alone again.

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Man, that's some bad advice.

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Oh, hey.

Thank God. You guys are here.

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- What's going on?

- Everything is upside-down here.

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It rains all day long and nobody

watches TV, and Ross is famous.

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I don't want to alarm anybody...

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...but Monica's hair is twice as big

as it was when we landed.

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Okay. When I go places

with high humidity...

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...it gets a little extra body, okay?

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That's why our honeymoon photos

look like me and Diana Ross.

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I'll show you guys where to check in.

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Oh, honey? Can you make sure

we get a king-size bed?

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Oh, David, get one for us too. Oh, and

see if they have a heart-shaped one.

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And with mirrors on the ceiling.

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And make sure our room

isn't next to theirs.

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Oh, you guys are so lucky

you're here with people.

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You know, it's just

such a romantic place.

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I just wish I could share it with a guy.

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- Not Joey.

- Not Joey. No.

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- I was just lusting after Chandler.

- Yeah, right.

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So I'm proposing to Phoebe tonight.

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Tonight?

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Isn't an engagement ring

supposed to have a diamond?

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Oh, there it is.

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Yes, well, being a failed scientist...

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...doesn't pay quite as well

as you might think.

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That's one-seventieth of a carat.

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And the clarity is quite poor.

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Nice.

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- Monica, can I talk to you for a second?

- Okay.

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David's gonna propose

to Phoebe tonight.

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See what happens

when you give people advice?

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- Well, I hope you told him not to.

- That would be advice!

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Okay, fine. I'll handle this.

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- Phoebe?

- Yeah?

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- I need to talk to you.

- Are you leaving the Supremes?

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[GIGGLES]

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Okay, my husband just gave

your boyfriend some very bad advice.

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David's gonna propose to you tonight.

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Wow, really?

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That's fantastic!

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What? Are you serious?

You want to marry him?

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- What about Mike?

- Oh, okay, you want me to marry Mike?

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Let's just gag him and handcuff him...

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...and force him down the aisle, okay?

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I can just see it.

"Mike, do you take Phoebe?"

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[MUMBLING]

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You know? It's every girl's dream.

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Do you really think marrying

someone else is the right answer?

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Sure. Look, okay, bottom line?

I love Mike... David!

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David! I love David.

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Don't look at me that way,

Roseanne Roseannadanna.

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"By using CT scans and computer

imaging, we can, in a very real way...

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...bring the Mesozoic Era

into the 21 st century."

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It's great.

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You'll be the hit

of the conference.

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It'll be even better tomorrow...

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...because I won't be constantly

interrupted by Joey...

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...checking to see if they put

chocolates on my pillow yet.

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[KNOCKING]

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- Hey, guys.

- The chocolates aren't here.

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Damn it!

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Ross just read me his speech.

It's fantastic.

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Oh, is it on the computer?

Because I'd love to give it a read.

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If you want to check your e-mail,

just ask.

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What? May I?

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What's with the rain, Geller? I mean,

when I signed up for dino week...

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...nobody said anything

about it being monsoon season.

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- The wet season is June to December.

- It's not the time, Charlie.

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Oh, no. No, no! Dear God, no!

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What, did someone outbid you

for the teapot?

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Secret teapot.

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Your computer. I don't know what...

Everything's gone.

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- What do you mean?

CHANDLER: Must be a virus.

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I think it erased your hard drive.

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What? Oh, my God. What did you do?

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Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail

and I opened it.

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- Why? Why would you open it?

- Well, it didn't say, "This is a virus."

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- What did it say?

- "Nude..."

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"Pictures of Anna Kournikova."

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- I'm so sorry.

- What am I gonna do?

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- My speech is gone!

- It's not gone.

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I'm sure you printed out a copy.

You have a hard copy?

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No, I don't!

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Well, you must be pretty mad

at yourself right now.

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- It's really gone?

- Yep.

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I'd like to thank you guys

for coming down here...

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...to complain about the rain

and ruin my career.

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- I just feel awful.

- Yeah, you should.

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Nude pictures of Anna Kournikova?

She's never even won a major tournament.

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Well, I tried Billie Jean King, but...

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You know, you and Monica have

the same I'm-gonna-kill-you look.

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I can usually make it go away

by kissing her.

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Get out.

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You know, this happens all the time

to my computer at work.

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- What do you do?

- I usually go...

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...play Tetris on somebody else's

computer.

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I can't believe this is happening.

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I have to give the keynote speech

tomorrow.

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I have to stand up in front of all

these people. What am I gonna say?

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You can use a speech I memorized

for auditions.

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I don't think your monologue from

Star Wars is gonna help me right now.

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Ross, we can solve this.

I just heard your speech.

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- We can re-create it. We've got all night.

- What, you really think we can do that?

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Oh, wait.

Joey and I are supposed to have dinner.

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Don't worry about that.

I mean, Ross needs you.

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Rachel and I will stay and help

any way we can.

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[RACHEL GROANS]

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All right. Okay, let's do it.

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Well, I know we start by discussing

the shortcomings of carbon dating.

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And then I move on

to what is clearly the defining moment...

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...of the Mesozoic Era,

the breakup of Pangaea. Hello?

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And then there's the overview

of the Triassic.

00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:14,555

Ooh, ooh. Any chance any of this

happened in a galaxy far, far away?

00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,269

[PHONE RINGING]

00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,816

- Hello?

MONICA: Okay, Mike?

00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,902

Enough is enough.

You love Phoebe, and she loves you.

00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,697

So get over your

I-never-wanna-get-married thing...

00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,490

...and step up!

00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,534

Who is this?

00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,327

This is Monica, Phoebe's friend.

00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,746

Listen. Phoebe is back with David.

00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,082

He's gonna propose,

and she's gonna say yes...

00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,085

...but I know she really wants to be

with you.

00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,381

He's gonna propose?

00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:52,552

I'm sorry, did you say something?

I can't hear through all this damned hair!

00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,056

If Phoebe wants to marry David,

she should.

00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:00,059

I'm not gonna stand in the way of that.

Neither should you.

00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,979

You don't tell me what to do.

I tell you what to do.

00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:07,567

Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel

in Barbados.

00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,028

And while I've got you,

you've got curly hair.

00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,821

What do you do in the humidity?

00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,074

Damn it!

00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:22,665

- Well, I hope you're happy.

- Aw, I hope you're happy too, honey.

00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,001

Phoebe's going to say yes to David.

00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:29,464

- That's what happens when you meddle.

- Phoebe's gonna say yes? That's great.

00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,799

No, it's not.

She's still in love with Mike.

00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,761

- There's no chance that will work?

- No, I called.

00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:38,014

- It's not gonna happen.

- Meddler! Meddler!

00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,475

If you hadn't meddled to start with...

00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:43,269

...then I wouldn't have had to go in

and meddle myself.

00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,522

No matter how much we meddle,

we'll never be able to unmeddle...

00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:49,400

...the thing that you meddled up

in the first place!

00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,028

This vacation sucks!

00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,620

- I'm so bored.

- Mm.

00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,290

Stupid rain. We can't do anything.

00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,168

Well, I brought some books.

We could read.

00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,295

Hey, it hasn't come to that yet.

00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,632

Hey, hey, hey, don't mind if I do.

00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,260

I'm sorry, sir, these are

for the pharmaceutical convention.

00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,015

You feel like going to a convention?

00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,894

- We can't. We're not pharmacists.

- I know we're not...

00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:29,315

...but Frank Madaio and Eva...

00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:33,986

[STUTTERING ON NAME]

00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,240

- Kate Miller.

- Kate Miller it is.

00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,784

- Okay.

- Oh, good...

00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,830

And that's the most sex

I'm gonna have this weekend.

00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:47,667

Well, in that case,

should I make sure it's on real good?

00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,341

Thank you.

00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:01,347

Oh, and then you said that thing about

bringing the Mesozoic Era...

00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,599

...into the 21 st century.

00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,560

Well, yeah. That's it?

00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,604

- Yeah.

- Oh, my God. We did it.

00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:13,151

Actually, I did it, Ross. You remembered

shockingly little of your own speech.

00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:17,822

Yes, but I did make a pyramid

out of the bath products.

00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:22,743

Oh, this is amazing.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,207

That's a pretty necklace.

00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,128

Thank you.

00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,673

Hey, what do you say we celebrate?

Champagne?

00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:39,927

Yeah! Save the cork, and that way,

we can fill the bottle with water...

00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,471

...and put it back so they

don't charge you.

00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,435

Oh, my God, I love you.

00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:52,190

This is such a cute picture of Emma.

And is this your son...

00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,775

...or just some kid whose picture

you bring on vacation?

00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,445

That's Ben, my son

from my first marriage.

00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,405

- Your first marriage?

ROSS: Yeah.

00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,699

You've been married more than once?

00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,701

No.

00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:06,871

Mm.

00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,539

So why'd you break up?

00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,835

Oh, it was...

00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:18,424

It's complicated, you know?

She was, uh...

00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,009

...gay.

00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,427

Oh, my God.

00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,137

This is so cool!

00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,515

Okay.

Odd thing to get excited about.

00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:29,936

No, it's just that I was engaged

to a guy who turned out to be gay.

00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,063

Hey! High-five!

00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,731

[LAUGHS]

00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,609

Didn't you feel so stupid

that you didn't see the signs?

00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:40,154

My fiancé was always going on

long weekends with his "tennis partner."

00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:45,284

My wife had a workout friend she went

to the gym with every day for a year.

00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,578

She didn't get any fitter.

00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:50,748

- Everybody's like, "I knew all along."

- I know.

00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:54,794

If you knew, why didn't you tell me?

I mean, call, leave a note.

00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,713

"Hi. Just dropped by

to say your wife's gay."

00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:59,757

- I know.

- And then...

00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,551

And then you try to make the best

of a bad situation...

00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:05,471

...so you float the idea of a threesome.

00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,348

I didn't do that.

00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,310

Me neither.

00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:17,358

Well, who knew? Pharmacists are fun.

00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:20,653

I know. That old lady at the end

was ready to take you home.

00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,572

Not enough pills in the world, Rach.

00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,829

What about you, huh? You're the single

one. See anybody in there you like?

00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:33,874

Well, let's see. There was that

really big guy that I was talking to...

00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,836

...with the really nice breasts.

00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:39,130

But what about back home?

00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,800

Anything going on there?

Anybody you like?

00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:47,638

No.

00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,977

- There is. You're blushing.

- No, I'm not blushing...

00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,603

...and I'm sunburned.

00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,732

From, you know, the rain.

00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,608

You like someone. Tell me who.

00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:02,153

- Tell me who it is. Come on.

- No. Joey.

00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,947

Who do you like?

You're not getting away that easy.

00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,158

- Who do you like?

- Joey, come on!

00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:11,746

It doesn't matter, you know?

It's not like anything's gonna happen.

00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:16,250

What? Why not?

Rach, who can you not get?

00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:25,843

Okay. Okay.

You really want to know who it is?

00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,762

- Yeah. Who is it?

- Do you?

00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:30,598

- Yeah.

CHARLIE: Hey.

00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,850

ROSS: Hey.

CHARLIE: I just left you a message.

00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,894

Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite...

00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,897

...but now that you're here,

we could have that dinner.

00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:41,817

Right! Of course.

Hey, did you guys finish the speech?

00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:44,737

Yep! We got it. We got it.

Thank you so much.

00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,489

- I had a great time.

- Yeah.

00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:49,116

This isn't over,

because I really want to know...

00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:50,743

Later. Later.

00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,829

CHARLIE: So shall we?

- Yeah.

00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,915

- Okay.

- Good night.

00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,375

Good night.

00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:02,922

[BOTH SIGH]

00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:07,802

- Okay, good night.

- Good night, Ross.

00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,975

I can't believe she's gonna

say yes to David.

00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:16,977

She's clearly in love with Mike.

00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:20,981

You know, it's very hard to take you

seriously when you look like that.

00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:30,699

Um... Phoebe, um,

I have, uh, something I want to say.

00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:33,661

Oh, God, he's gonna do it.

I cannot watch this. Let's go.

00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,955

I think we have time.

Have you heard him talk?

00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:41,627

"Uh, Phoebe, um, I would be honored

if, uh, uh..." Spit it out, David!

00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,005

Uh, Phoebe, um...

00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:55,266

You're an amazing woman, and the time

we spent apart was unbearable.

00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,310

Of course, the sanitation strikes in Minsk

didn't help.

00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:00,521

Sure. Okay. Yeah.

00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:06,318

But, um, well, now that we're together

again, I don't ever want to be apart.

00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:10,281

So to that end...

00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:16,871

- Oh, my God, Mike.

- It's David, actually.

00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,205

No, Mike's here.

00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:21,792

Oh, hey, Mike.

00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,296

Hi, David.

00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:28,841

Chandler. Monic... Oh!

00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:34,388

It's the humidity!

00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:40,811

- Hi, Phoebe.

- What are you doing here?

00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,606

I have a question I need to ask you.

00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:47,526

I have a question I was kind of

gonna ask her myself.

00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:52,072

Yeah, I understand, but before you do,

she really needs to hear this.

00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,951

Okay.

00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:59,955

- Would you care for my seat as well?

- Actually, yeah, that'd be great.

00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:03,459

Well, that's fair, you've had a long trip.

00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,847

Phoebe, I love you.

00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,808

I've missed you so much

these last few months.

00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:22,228

I thought we were apart

for a good reason...

00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:25,105

...but I realized that there was no reason

good enough...

00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:28,609

...to keep me from spending

the rest of my life with you.

00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:32,613

Kind of steps on the toes

of what I was going to say.

00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,825

I'm sorry, David,

but she really has to know this.

00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:40,538

All right, but after this,

I want to see you outside.

00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,164

If the rain stops.

00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:48,504

You're the most incredible woman

I've ever met.

00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:54,510

How could I lose you?

Now, I don't actually have a ring.

00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:58,055

- I have a ring.

- I wouldn't brag about that, big guy.

00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:01,517

But, Phoebe...

00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,602

...will you marry me?

00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,775

No.

00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:13,487

Ha-ha.

00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:22,329

I love you, but I never needed

a proposal from you.

00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:24,748

I just needed to know

we were headed somewhere.

00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:30,129

- That we had a future.

- We can have any future you want.

00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,388

Okay, well, I'm gonna take off.

00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:42,808

David, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.

00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:46,770

Just so I know,

if I had asked first?

00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:52,651

Yeah, I might have said yes,

but that would've been wrong.

00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:55,613

Please, you don't have to explain.

00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:58,866

I mean, perhaps if I hadn't

gone to Minsk...

00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:04,038

...things would have worked out for us,

and I wouldn't have ruined my career.

00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:06,915

Or lost that toe to frostbite.

00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:09,335

It was a good trip.

00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:16,383

- Is it okay if I hug you now?

- Oh, yes.

00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:22,306

Because of our meddling! All right?

00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:35,736

Oh, isn't this nice? It's so quiet.

I could just lie here all day.

00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:37,738

Oh, I know.

00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:44,495

- Open your drapes! Open your drapes!

- So glad we got adjoining rooms.

00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:50,125

- The sun is out!

- Hey! Remember when I had corneas?

00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:52,086

Go to the pool and reserve chairs.

00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:56,590

- I will get the magazines and the lotion.

- Ladies? Ross' speech is in 45 minutes.

00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,926

- No!

- Damn it!

00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:02,388

ROSS:

Walls are pretty thin, guys.

00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:13,107

"Then we have to weigh the data from

recent MRI scans and DNA testing...

00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:19,196

...which call into question information

gathered from years of carbon dating."

00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:23,117

Look at the woman sitting out

by the pool getting tan.

00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,787

She's all leathery and wrinkled.

I'm so jealous!

00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:31,834

"Finally, factor in the profusion

of new species recently discovered.

00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:34,211

Giganotosaurus.

00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:38,424

- Argentinosaurus."

- Not to mention Coldsaurus.

00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:45,514

"And that's just the herbivores. I'm not

even gonna discuss the carnivores.

00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,349

Their heads are already too big.

00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:51,228

Which is ironic, considering

their stunted cerebral development."

00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,272

[CROWD LAUGHING]

00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:57,109

Really?

00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:02,489

"But all kidding aside,

in much the same way...

00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:07,453

...that Homo ergaster is thought to be a

separate species from Homo erectus..."

00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:10,080

[JOEY LAUGHS]

00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:14,293

- What?

- He said "erectus."

00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:18,589

- You're kidding, right?

- No, he really said it.

00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:22,634

"And while there are certainly

vast differences...

00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:27,598

...between these Mesozoic fossils

and the example of Homo erectus..."

00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:30,267

[RACHEL LAUGHING]

00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,810

Erectus?

00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:33,687

- Homo.

- Right.

00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:41,779

"In a very real way, we can bring

the Mesozoic Era into the 21 st century."

00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:43,697

Thank you.

00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:51,914

RACHEL: Really great.

- Thanks, guys.

00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:54,708

I thought it was wonderful.

00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:57,377

Jarvis Oberblau. Cornell.

00:29:57,545 --> 00:30:03,592

I mean, the ideas you put forth,

and from someone so young and...

00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:11,809

Okay, now we're just holding hands.

00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:16,063

Alrighty. We're gonna hit the beach.

That was really great.

00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:18,816

- Oh, thank you.

- Yeah. Oh, and so funny.

00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:23,403

- Take it easy.

- All right, thanks. Thanks so much.

00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:26,198

I can't tell you how much it means

that you were here.

00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:28,826

You kidding?

We wouldn't have missed it.

00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:31,411

Oh.

00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:33,372

I'm back.

00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:38,126

Okay. Well, excuse me?

00:30:38,294 --> 00:30:39,419

Hey.

00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:41,630

- Well?

- You were incredible.

00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:42,840

You blew them away.

00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:46,635

I can't tell you how great it was

to look in the crowd and see your face.

00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:50,764

I mean, did you know you were

mouthing the words along with me?

00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:52,558

- I was not.

- No, it's okay.

00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:55,686

It made me feel like a rock star.

00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:59,106

Oh, my God. I'm your groupie.

00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:02,401

Hey, I better not find you naked

in my hotel room.

00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:05,028

[ROSS LAUGHS]

00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,740

Look, I took it too far.

00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:18,083

MONICA: I can't believe it's raining again.

It's so unfair.

00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:20,794

PHOEBE: Well, on the bright side,

now we won't have to see...

00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:24,172

...all these paleontologists

with their shirts off.

00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,594

Not you guys.

00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,680

You've got it going on.

00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:37,769

- What will we do today?

- They have a game room downstairs.

00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:39,479

They have Ping-Pong and stuff.

00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:41,857

Ping-Pong?

Honey, they have Ping-Pong.

00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:44,109

- Let's play.

- I don't think so.

00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:47,654

- Why not?

- You know how competitive you get.

00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:50,949

And while I say it's cute,

others disagree, and I'm lying.

00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:55,495

- I'm not always that bad.

- Oh, yeah?

00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:58,081

What happened when we played

last time?

00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:00,208

I punched you.

00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:04,296

- And?

- Phoebe.

00:32:04,547 --> 00:32:07,841

- And?

- I clunked your heads together.

00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:23,774

[GRUNTS]

00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,859

[LAUGHS]

00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:29,112

- There you are.

- Hey. Listen.

00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,658

As soon as it stops raining,

we have got to go snorkeling.

00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:36,536

Some kid told me about this sea turtle.

If you blow bubbles in his face...

00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,789

...he chases you.

00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,626

I'm sorry, I can't. I'm running

a discussion group all afternoon.

00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,002

Oh.

00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:46,588

That's okay.

I'll find someone else to do it.

00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,799

I'd do it alone, but, uh...

00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:52,260

...I don't know what happens

if the sea turtle catches you.

00:32:53,262 --> 00:32:55,347

You know, I feel so bad.

00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:58,392

I haven't seen you this whole trip.

Especially last night...

00:32:58,559 --> 00:33:02,062

Don't worry about it. It was fine.

I had the best time with Rachel.

00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:05,941

I just felt bad for you, stuck

in that room working on Ross' speech.

00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:08,276

Actually, it turned out to be a lot of fun.

00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:12,322

Oh, well, at least

we're both having fun, right?

00:33:15,284 --> 00:33:18,453

- Is it weird that it's not with each other?

- Yeah.

00:33:18,621 --> 00:33:20,122

A little bit, yeah.

00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:27,004

I think we need to talk.

00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:31,174

Yeah, I think we do.

00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:35,470

About what?

00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:41,601

- Come on, you guys, it'll be fun!

- All right.

00:33:41,769 --> 00:33:45,272

- I'll play if we don't keep score.

- Well, then how do we know who wins?

00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:51,111

- Nobody wins.

- So we're just four losers. Super.

00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:54,906

- Well, I'm not playing with her.

- I'm out.

00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:56,700

- I'll play you.

- Okay.

00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,536

- You don't know what you're doing.

- She gets crazy.

00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:02,205

This scar? That's from Pictionary.

00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:06,126

I think I'll be all right.

00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:09,671

- You want to volley a bit for serve?

- Sure, if you want to.

00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:15,302

Ho!

00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:19,473

Oh, by the way, I'm awesome.

00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:24,269

Oh, dear God, there's two of them.

00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,064

- You ready to play?

- Hell, yeah.

00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:33,070

- Did you know this about him?

- No idea. I thought he was soft like you.

00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:36,073

- Want to make it more interesting?

- How much you thinking?

00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,075

- Ten bucks a game?

- Make it 50.

00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:39,868

- I'll make it 100.

- One thousand...

00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,620

Okay!

00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:45,207

We'll flip to see who goes first.

You got a quarter?

00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:48,376

No. Either of you girls got a quarter?

00:34:49,712 --> 00:34:52,172

Honey, try to focus the trash talk

on him.

00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:56,802

- Monica, you call it.

- Heads. No, tails! Heads!

00:34:56,969 --> 00:34:59,429

- Tails.

- Oh, what are the chances?

00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:06,311

- Hah! My point!

MIKE: Oh, no, I don't think so.

00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:10,273

Standard rules: If at any time a player

uses his nonracket-bearing hand...

00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:13,443

...to touch the playing surface,

he or she forfeits the point.

00:35:17,156 --> 00:35:18,949

He was a lawyer.

00:35:20,868 --> 00:35:23,120

All the East Coast

is having beautiful weather.

00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:25,330

In New York, it's 72 and sunny.

00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:27,833

Oh. Weather bitch.

00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:30,252

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

00:35:30,419 --> 00:35:31,878

It's open.

00:35:33,422 --> 00:35:34,631

- Hi, Joe.

- Hey.

00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:39,136

- What? Is everything okay?

- Charlie and I broke up.

00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:41,429

No. Why?

00:35:41,597 --> 00:35:44,391

Well, she said

we have nothing in common.

00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:46,518

That's crazy.

00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:49,312

No, it's not.

We have nothing in common.

00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:52,649

- Yeah, that's true.

- Yeah.

00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:56,153

I mean, she should be with someone

more like Ross.

00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,531

You know, I mean he uses

all those big words too.

00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:03,451

- Man, smart people are dull.

- Well, hey!

00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:04,953

Okay, Rach.

00:36:08,082 --> 00:36:12,961

I feel so stupid, you know? Why do I

keep going after the wrong girls?

00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:15,714

- What are you talking about?

- Oh, come on.

00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:21,595

I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie.

It's like... What the hell's my problem?

00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:22,804

I just...

00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:24,264

[SIGHS]

00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:33,440

Okay. Maybe you're not

always going after the wrong girl.

00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:36,693

I'm telling you, Rach,

Charlie is not right for me.

00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:40,197

- I'm not talking about her.

- Well, then, who?

00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:42,824

The waitress I went out with last month?

00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:46,578

- You know what? Forget it.

- No, no, no, no.

00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:49,122

- Who are you talking about?

- No, I don't...

00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:51,791

I actually don't know who

I'm talking about, so...

00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:53,543

- Okay.

- Yeah.

00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:57,339

Well, I'm gonna go see

if I can get a room for tonight.

00:36:57,506 --> 00:37:01,384

- And I'll see you later.

- Yeah, sure. Okay.

00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:29,621

- You like me?

- Okay.

00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:32,916

- Let's not make a big thing about this.

- It's a huge thing!

00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,335

Okay, not working with me, Joe.

00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:40,674

Look, here's the thing.

Lately, I have been having thoughts.

00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:43,426

Musings, if you will.

00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:47,264

- Well, for how long?

- Oh, only like a month.

00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,140

- A month?!

- Well...

00:37:49,308 --> 00:37:54,813

Dial it down. Listen, maybe they're

crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do.

00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:58,441

I have been thinking about,

you know, us.

00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:03,530

- Okay, dial it up a little.

- Oh, you're right. Okay.

00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,240

- I just have a question.

- Shoot.

00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:09,077

- What the hell are you doing?

- I'm not trying to do anything.

00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:12,414

It's just, we have such a good time

when we're together, you know?

00:38:12,581 --> 00:38:16,793

And I mean, aren't you just

a little curious what it would be like?

00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:20,714

Am I curious?

I mean, I'm as curious as...

00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:23,258

...George!

00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:26,011

Who?

00:38:26,178 --> 00:38:27,721

- Curious George!

- Oh!

00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:30,473

You know, the monkey and the guy

with the yellow hat.

00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:33,101

- Of course. I remember.

- He had a paper route.

00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,103

Yeah, he did.

00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:38,773

- See, this is what I'm talking about.

- No, I know. We're great!

00:38:38,941 --> 00:38:41,693

But, Rach, no, this can't happen.

00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:45,864

Can't it just happen a little bit?

00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:51,244

- No! It can't happen at all!

- Why not?

00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:55,457

Because, look, no one wants

this to happen more than me, okay?

00:38:55,624 --> 00:38:58,960

I have gone over this moment

in my head 100 times...

00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:02,422

...and not once did I ever say no.

00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:09,054

I couldn't do it to Ross.

00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:12,932

- But that wasn't gonna stop you before.

- I know. I know...

00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:18,813

...but I've thought about it a lot

since then, and it just wouldn't be right.

00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:22,692

I'm sorry.

00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,697

I'm sorry too.

00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,787

- Oh, God, I shouldn't have said anything.

- No, no, no, no. Hey, we'll be fine.

00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:36,581

- Like you said, it's no big deal.

- It's not a big deal.

00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:38,708

- No big deal.

- It's so not a big deal.

00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:41,086

- I'll see you later. All right, hey.

- Okay, great.

00:39:41,253 --> 00:39:43,088

[LAUGHS]

00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:03,691

RACHEL:

Okay... Oh!

00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:20,959

Oh, I'm sorry, I think...

I think that may have missed the table.

00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:22,836

- Oh, do you?

- Yeah.

00:40:23,003 --> 00:40:24,129

- Do you?

- Yeah.

00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:26,172

- Do you?

- Yeah!

00:40:27,174 --> 00:40:30,260

- You really find this attractive on him?

- Oh, yeah.

00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:34,389

Are you telling me you're not even

a little turned on by Monica right now?

00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:44,774

This is the first time in our marriage that

I've felt like the more attractive one.

00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:47,902

All right, come on, Mike.

You can beat her.

00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:50,697

Knock that dog off her head.

00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:56,578

- Oh, damn it!

- I sleep with him!

00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:01,166

- Game point.

- Don't get too cocky.

00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:02,876

Remember, I won the last one.

00:41:03,043 --> 00:41:06,004

Oh, by the way,

how did that feel, losing to a girl?

00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:09,090

You should look in the mirror

before you call yourself that.

00:41:13,512 --> 00:41:17,557

- No! No! No!

- And that's how it's done.

00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:18,892

CHANDLER:

Okey-dokey.

00:41:19,059 --> 00:41:23,313

You've each won a game, and I've lost

what's felt like a year of my life.

00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,148

Everybody goes home a winner.

00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,108

- Best of three?

- What I'm thinking.

00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:31,988

Should I use my invisibility

to fight crime or for evil?

00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:35,909

- Serve the ball, chump.

- "Serve the ball, chump."

00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:39,704

Okay, better comebacks, Mike.

Better comebacks.

00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:44,918

I'm just saying,

I have a cabin in the Adirondacks.

00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:48,546

If you ever want to get away

from the city, well, that'd be...

00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,966

...just nifty.

00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:59,098

Well, I've kind of got a lot

on my plate right now.

00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:03,520

Not that I wouldn't love a weekend

in the country with a strange man.

00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:08,233

- Jarvis?

- Oh, you're back.

00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:13,488

- This is my wife, Nancy.

- Well, get out!

00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:16,908

Ross? Can I talk to you for a minute?

00:42:17,117 --> 00:42:18,284

Yes, please.

00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:23,998

So, what's going on?

00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:29,754

Well, Joey and I broke up.

00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:35,885

- Oh, my God. What happened?

- Joey is a great guy...

00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:38,388

...but we're just...

We're so different.

00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:41,891

I mean, like, during your speech,

he kept laughing at "Homo erectus."

00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:44,561

I knew that was him!

00:42:46,313 --> 00:42:50,108

Anyway, I just...

I think it's for the best.

00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:55,154

- Hey. Hey, you okay?

- I guess.

00:42:57,866 --> 00:42:59,826

There was...

00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:05,915

There was another reason that I thought

it was time to end it with Joey.

00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:12,547

I started to realize that I was

having feelings for someone else.

00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:16,718

Okay, Geller.

Last day of the conference.

00:43:16,885 --> 00:43:19,220

You know what happens

to the keynote speaker.

00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:22,765

Professor Klarik, we're in the middle

of a conversation here.

00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:27,020

- Can't you throw him in the pool later?

- Or we could throw you both in now.

00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:30,898

Okay, gentlemen, please.

Aren't we a little old for this?

00:43:31,066 --> 00:43:33,735

I mean, we're scientists, all right?

We're academics...

00:43:33,902 --> 00:43:37,780

...and most importantly

you will have to catch us first.

00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:40,366

Go! Go! Go!

00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:49,167

[LAUGHS]

00:43:49,376 --> 00:43:51,836

Okay, so it's tied again,

41 to 41.

00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:56,758

- Okay, look, enough is enough.

MONICA: No.

00:43:56,925 --> 00:44:01,220

- I just have two more points to beat him.

- Monica, that was also true an hour ago!

00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:02,722

I mean, please, look at you.

00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:07,393

Your hand is blistered, you can

barely stand, your hair is inexplicable!

00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:12,440

You've already proven

you're just as good as he is.

00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:15,276

We missed our dinner reservation,

let's go upstairs...

00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:18,279

...order room service, take a shower

and shave your head!

00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:23,159

I can't just walk away.

I've put in four hours.

00:44:23,702 --> 00:44:26,079

You knew this about me

when you married me.

00:44:26,246 --> 00:44:29,207

You agreed to take me in sickness

and in health.

00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:31,668

Well, this is my sickness!

00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:35,546

- What about the obsessive cleaning?

- That's just good sense.

00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:40,635

Ow!

00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:43,513

[MONICA WHIMPERING]

00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,306

- You okay?

- No, honey, I'm okay.

00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:49,435

Shake it off. Oh, no shaking.

No shaking. No shaking.

00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:51,938

[MONICA GROANING]

00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:56,526

Oh, my God. I can't play.

00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:59,153

- So you forfeit?

- Mike wins?

00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:03,574

I can't believe it. I lost.

00:45:06,870 --> 00:45:10,289

- No, you didn't.

- What?

00:45:10,457 --> 00:45:13,626

- Because I'm gonna play for you.

- You can't do that.

00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:17,130

It's okay.

I don't care which of them I beat.

00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:21,759

Okay, we're taking that paddle home,

mister.

00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:27,724

- Honey, you don't have to do this.

- Yes, I do.

00:45:27,891 --> 00:45:30,476

I may not understand why

you have to win so badly...

00:45:30,644 --> 00:45:33,229

...but if it's important to you,

it's important to me.

00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:34,814

Because I love you.

00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:39,277

But you suck.

00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,405

You're welcome, sweetheart.

00:45:43,532 --> 00:45:45,950

All right, let's get this over with.

Sudden death.

00:45:46,118 --> 00:45:49,871

- Whoever wins this point, wins.

- Okay.

00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:58,546

- Oh, my God. You're good.

- It's like watching porn.

00:46:04,219 --> 00:46:06,971

And that's how it's done.

00:46:08,807 --> 00:46:12,769

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

That was so amazing.

00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:14,645

Well, when did you...?

00:46:14,813 --> 00:46:18,691

Hold on, I almost forgot. Loser.

00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:25,072

- When did you stop sucking?

- I never sucked. I just didn't want you...

00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:26,949

...to know how good I was.

- Why?

00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:28,951

- I don't know.

- Well, this is so great.

00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:32,038

- Now we can enter doubles tournaments.

- That's why.

00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:43,674

- They still looking for us?

- Yeah.

00:46:43,842 --> 00:46:46,761

The bartender said they split up

into two search parties.

00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:49,222

The herbivores and the carnivores.

00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:54,268

You know, we, as a group,

are not the coolest.

00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:56,312

Oh, look out.

00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:06,072

- I don't think they saw us.

- I don't think they did.

00:47:12,579 --> 00:47:18,459

So I started to tell you

something earlier. Um...

00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:24,257

There was another reason that I realized

it was time to end it with Joey.

00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:29,762

I kind of realized I was starting

to have feelings...

00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:31,889

...for someone else.

00:47:33,058 --> 00:47:34,600

Oh.

00:47:35,310 --> 00:47:37,645

And can I ask who?

00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:40,898

I think you know.

00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:47,321

I think I know too, but I've been really

wrong about this stuff in the past, so...

00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:10,428

- I'm sorry, we can't.

- All right. All right.

00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:14,056

I mean, you just went out

with my best friend, you know?

00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:17,977

I just think it would be a really,

really bad idea.

00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:24,567

Or not. I mean...

00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:03,397

What?

00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:12,907

Oh.

00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,997

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