Эпизод, где Росс в порядке

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I realize that you didn't expect

to walk in and see that, but, uh...

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- Let me explain, okay?

- We weren't doing anything!

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Rach, he just saw us.

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Shh.

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Uh, but what you saw,

that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss.

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- That's a lie! We also kissed in Barbados.

- Dude, chill!

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Okay, we also kissed in Barbados...

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...but we didn't plan it.

The only reason that happened...

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...was because I saw you kiss Charlie.

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Yeah, you started it!

I have got to chill.

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Look, we probably should have talked to

you about this before it ever happened.

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- But...

- Oh, we feel so terrible about this, Ross.

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Yeah. But it did happen.

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So...

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Ross?

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[WHISPERS]

Can we just close the door?

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Ross, say something.

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Anything.

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So you two are?

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[IN UNISON]

Yeah.

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And have you had?

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- No. No, no, no.

- No. No.

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But if I hadn't walked in here,

would you?

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Probably...

No. No.

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Ross, this is not how we wanted you

to find out about this.

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You have every right

to go nuts.

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I'm not going nuts.

Do you see me going nuts?

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No, but you know what I mean.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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[CHUCKLING]

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If you two are happy...

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...then I'm happy for you.

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[IN SQUEAKY VOICE]

I'm fine.

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- Really?

- Absolutely.

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I'm fine.

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Totally fine.

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Heh. I don't know why it's coming out

all loud and squeaky...

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...because, really...

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[IN DEEP VOICE]

...I'm fine.

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[IN NORMAL VOICE] I'm not saying

I wasn't a little surprised...

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...heh, to see you guys kissing.

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I mean, at first I was like:

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[SCREAMS]

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But now that I've had time

to absorb it...

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Loving this.

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- Ross...

- It's all working out.

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Me and Charlie.

And you two.

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- You know what we should do?

- Calm ourselves?

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No.

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We should all have dinner.

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Yes, we'll do it tomorrow night.

I'll cook!

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Wow. Uh, look, don't you think

that would be a little weird?

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Weird? What? What's weird? Huh?

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The only thing weird would be

if someone didn't like Mexican food...

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...because I'm making fajitas!

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[BOTH SIGH]

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I do like fajitas.

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God, this adoption stuff

is so overwhelming.

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There's inter-country adoption,

dependency adoption.

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There's so many ways to go, and this is,

like, the biggest decision of our lives.

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There's a hair in my coffee.

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- Hey, guys.

MONICA: Hey.

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Have you seen Frank Jr?

He's meeting me here with the triplets.

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It's funny,

every time you say "triplets"...

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...I think of three hot,

blond 19-year-olds.

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Oh, that's sweet.

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Drink your hair.

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Hey, what's all this stuff?

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Oh, they're brochures

from different adoption agencies.

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Ooh, babies! Oh, this one is so cute.

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Get this one.

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That's not really how it works.

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- Oh, how does it work?

- I don't know!

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If you're having a hard time,

you should talk to my friends...

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...Bill and Colleen. They adopted

a kid. I'm sure they'd help you.

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MONICA: Thanks, that would be great.

- Sure.

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Hey, honey,

wouldn't that be great?

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[CLEARING THROAT]

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All right, all right.

Remember what we talked about.

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When we're in a public place,

there are certain rules.

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[TRIPLETS SCREAMING]

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That's not what we talked about!

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- Hi, Frank.

- Hi.

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[FRANK CHUCKLING]

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- Good to see you.

- Good to see you too.

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MONICA: Hi, Frank.

- Hi. Hey, how you doing?

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Oh, my goodness, they've all gotten

so big. Which one is which again?

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Oh, well, uh, uh,

that's, uh, Frank Jr. Jr...

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...pulling the tampons out

of the lady's purse.

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And, uh, that's, uh, Chandler

climbing on Chandler.

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And, uh, that's Leslie

throwing bagels at him.

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"Willing to adopt triplets?" No.

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Oh, can I just say, I know we're doing

this for Ross and that's cool.

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But if it was up to me, this is not what

we'd be doing on our first date.

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Well, what would we be doing?

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I'd take you out

for a romantic night.

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Some champagne, fancy dinner,

feel you up on the carriage ride home.

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Feel me up?

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In a carriage.

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- Hey, Charlie!

- Hi.

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RACHEL: Hi.

CHARLIE: Hey. Hmm.

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So...

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...dreading this?

- Oh, you bet.

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CHARLIE: Mm.

JOEY: Mm-hm.

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So did you, uh,

bring a little something for Ross?

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Actually, uh, it's some stuff you left

at my apartment.

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Oh, well, thanks.

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And you can just give me

my stuff whenever you want.

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Yeah, I didn't throw any of that out.

Heh, heh.

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Ah, I thought I heard voices.

What? Ha, ha.

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Hi, Charlie. Mwah.

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- Hey, Joey. Ha.

- Hey.

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And, uh, oh, you're gonna have

to introduce me to your new girlfriend.

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[ROSS LAUGHING]

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I'm just kidding. I know Rachel.

I know... Uh...

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Come. Please come in.

Come in.

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Okay.

Uh, well, we brought you some wine.

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Oh. Ah. That is so thoughtful.

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She's a keeper. Ha.

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- And what did you bring me, huh?

- Uh, actually, that's, uh...

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Underwear, a toothbrush...

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...and a Van Halen CD.

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I can use all these things!

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Gosh, Ross, you know,

you seem a little, um...

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What? Fine? Because I am, huh?

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Aren't you? Aren't you? Aren't...?

You see?

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Who else is fine?

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JOEY: Ha, ha.

- Come on.

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Listen. Why don't you, uh, try to relax.

Maybe have a drink.

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You know what,

that is a very good idea.

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I'm gonna go make

a pitcher of margaritas.

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Oh, God.

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So adorable.

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Look at them,

sleeping there like angels.

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- Yeah, I really cherish these moments...

PHOEBE: Mm.

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...because, uh, before you know it,

they're gonna be awake again.

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[FRANK CHUCKLES]

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Well, they may be a handful...

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...but they're so cute.

- Yeah.

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Oh, God, last time I babysat them,

they did the funniest thing. Ha, ha.

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I haven't slept in four years.

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That's a long time.

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FRANK: You just don't know

how hard it is, Phoebe.

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There's just so many of them.

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You know, two I could handle.

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Two's great.

You just hold one in each hand.

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What do I do when the third one runs

at me with his bike helmet on?

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I got no more hands

to protect my area.

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There's three of them, Phoebe.

Three.

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Yeah, I know, Frank.

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I counted them when they

were coming out of my area.

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Sometimes, I think that, uh...

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Oh, no, no, no, I can't say it.

It's too horrible. No.

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What?

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FRANK:

No, no, I can't.

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Oh, my God, Frank.

Are you thinking of leaving?

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Because I didn't have those triplets

so you could run out on them.

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Oh, no, I would never do that.

No. I just...

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...was thinking that, you know,

maybe you could take one.

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What?

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You can't separate them, that's terrible!

Which one?

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Thank you so much for seeing us.

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Phoebe has told us great things

about you guys.

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Oh, please, we're happy to help.

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We went through the same thing

when we were adopting.

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So a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees

and hoo-hoos in this room, huh?

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I mean, you have a lovely home.

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We appreciate anything

you can tell us.

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Well, actually,

I think this might help.

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It's pretty much...

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...all the information you need.

- Oh, my God.

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Everything is broken into categories,

then cross-referenced.

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Then color-coded to correspond

with the forms in the back.

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Thank you.

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[WHISPERS]

I think I just had a tiny orgasm.

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I know the process is frustrating,

but it's so worth it.

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Adopting Owen was the best thing

that ever happened to us.

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That's great. Can I see the book?

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You want me to wash

my hands first, don't you?

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]

Please. It's just so pretty and white.

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Bathroom is down the hall to your left.

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I would have told him to do it too.

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Can I adopt you?

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[COLLEEN CHUCKLES]

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- Hey, you must be Owen.

- Yeah.

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I'm Chandler.

Hey, I was in the Scouts too.

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- You were?

- In fact, my father was a den mother.

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- Huh?

- You know how to use a compass?

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I have a badge in it.

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- You do? That's fantastic.

- You want to see it?

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I'd love to, but I gotta get back

to your parents.

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They're telling us

about how they adopted you.

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What?

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What?!

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I'm adopted?

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I got nothing.

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[SLURRING] Well, that first batch of

margaritas was not so great...

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...but this second batch is good.

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Well, maybe the next batch,

we could all get some.

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Oh, God, this is fun, isn't it?

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You know, just the four of us.

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Just hanging. Ha.

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Dude, are you okay?

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And when are the fajitas

gonna be ready?

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I'm fine, okay? I'm great.

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I'm just...

I'm just proud of us.

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You know?

There's no weirdness, no tension.

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No awareness.

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We make a great foursome.

We should do more stuff together.

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You know, oh, let's take a trip!

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Okay, where do you think we can go?

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[OVEN TIMER DINGS]

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My fajitas!

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Look, Charlie,

I just want you to know...

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...Ross is just having a little trouble

adjusting to the thought of Joey and me.

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He normally doesn't drink like this.

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Oh, you know what, this is nothing.

My father is a raging alcoholic.

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Oh, I'm sorry, have I made

this evening uncomfortable?

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Fajitas! Be careful!

Very hot plate! Very hot!

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Ross, you don't

even have oven mitts on.

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[LAUGHING]

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That is gonna hurt tomorrow.

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Okay, well, this is crazy.

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We can't seriously be talking about me

taking one of your kids, can we?

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Oh, no, of course we're not.

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PHOEBE: That's insane.

- I know.

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Alice would never go for it.

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She's pretty tired too.

I think we could get her on board.

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Well, just for argument's sake,

you know, hypothetically...

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...which one

would you be willing to give up?

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FRANK:

Huh.

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Frank Jr. Jr?

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You'd be getting a really good one.

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I mean, you know,

he's really funny.

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Like, the other day,

he made up this joke:

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What's green and says,

"Hey, I'm a frog"?

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[CHUCKLING]

A talking frog.

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[LAUGHING]

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Oh, no, you can't have him,

he's too funny. Ha, ha.

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Well, all right, that's fine.

What about, um, Leslie?

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Oh, no, no, not Leslie. No.

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She's the only one that knows how

to burp the alphabet.

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All right, so that leaves Chandler.

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Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler.

No, no. She's my little genius.

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I got big hopes for her.

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She's gonna be a doctor

or a realtor.

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Wow, Frank. Ha.

I think we just ran out of kids.

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Oh, I think you're right.

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Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think

I can give one of them up.

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I mean, you know, they drive me crazy,

but they're my babies.

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[FRANK SIGHS]

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I'm sorry, Frank,

I didn't realize things were so bad.

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You know, I'll help out more.

I can babysit anytime you want.

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You name the day and I'll be there.

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- How about tomorrow?

- Well, that's not good.

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But I can move some stuff around

and I'll be there.

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You and Alice just take

the whole day together.

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Tsk. You'd do that for us?

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Are you kidding?

That's what sisters are for.

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Tsk. Oh.

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Oh, look at them.

00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:09,782

Oh. I love you so much.

00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:13,494

Oh, crap, don't wake up!

Don't wake up!

00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:19,542

- Where are Bill and Colleen?

- Kitchen, getting something to eat.

00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,795

- Can you believe how nice they are?

- We have to leave.

00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:27,300

Why?

What did you do in the bathroom?

00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:30,386

I didn't get to the bathroom.

I bumped into Owen on the way.

00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:33,264

He didn't know he was adopted.

There's a slight chance...

00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,766

...I may have told him.

00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:38,436

Oh, my God, where's my purse?

No, I can replace everything in there.

00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,606

- Get that binder and let's go!

- Hi. Ha.

00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,733

Some little snacks for everybody.

00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:46,277

You don't have to eat the sour worms.

Those are for Owen.

00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,487

[ALL CHUCKLE]

00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,030

COLLEEN:

I'll get him in a second.

00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:52,533

Uh, by the way, you should know,

we haven't told him he's adopted yet.

00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,411

But kids are so intuitive.

00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,914

Don't you think, on some level,

he already knows?

00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,459

- I'm adopted?

- See? Intuitive.

00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,045

What? Where did you hear that?

00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,338

He told me.

00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:10,510

And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell.

00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,721

Which, technically,

now you should give back.

00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,643

You told him he's adopted?

00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:21,562

I'm sorry. You should have

a sign out there or something.

00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,857

Or at least whisper it to people

when they come in the door.

00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:26,859

[WHISPERS]

"Owen doesn't know he's adopted...

00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,569

...and he also thinks Santa is real."

00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:30,488

He isn't?

00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,033

[IN NORMAL VOICE]

We have to get out of here, baby.

00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:40,665

Everyone, I would like

to make a toast...

00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,793

...to Rachel and Joey.

00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,420

[GROANS]

00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:48,798

And to love.

00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,885

Ah, love!

00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:54,762

RACHEL:

Mm.

00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,306

L-O-V-E. Love.

00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:59,600

L is for "life."

00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:02,353

And what is life without love?

00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,939

Oh, my God, are we supposed

to answer?

00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:10,737

O is for:

00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,823

"Oh, wow!"

00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:20,371

The V is for this...

00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:24,542

...very surprising turn of events...

00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:28,421

...which I am still fine with,

by the way.

00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,300

[IN SQUEAKY VOICE]

E...

00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,888

[IN NORMAL VOICE]

...is for how...

00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:41,017

...extremely normal I find it...

00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,311

...that you two...

00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,772

...are together.

00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:51,486

And that one day

you might get married...

00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,657

...and have children of your own.

00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:03,831

- Dude, are you okay?

- Totally.

00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,210

Ross, you don't seem okay.

00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,545

I'm sorry, it must be

the pressure of entertaining.

00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:11,047

[SOBS]

00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:18,096

I think everyone would

feel better if we had some flan.

00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,891

Wait, Ross. Ross, I, um...

I have to take off.

00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,893

- No!

CHARLIE: I'm sorry.

00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,729

I have an early class in the morning.

00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:30,316

But this has been lovely.

00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:35,154

Wasn't it? And you thought it

would be awkward with Joey.

00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,657

And that you never

really liked Rachel.

00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:43,079

You are on fire!

I'll call you in the morning, okay?

00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,914

- Okay.

- All right.

00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,128

Rachel, what Ross just said,

that's just...

00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:53,506

Oh, that's okay.

Girls tend not to like me.

00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,424

Fine.

00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:01,305

Okay. I guess it's just flan for three.

00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,141

Hey.

00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,351

Hey, that rhymes.

00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:10,690

You know what, Ross,

I think, uh, we're gonna take off too.

00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:15,820

Oh, oh. Heh.

Of course. God, I'm so stupid.

00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,530

You guys are a couple now.

00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:20,158

I mean, you probably

just want to be alone.

00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,995

- No, it's just getting late...

- It's fine. It's totally fine.

00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,123

I've got plenty of margaritas.

It's all good.

00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,917

[OVEN TIMER DINGS]

00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,132

I don't even know what that's for.

00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,222

You know what?

00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,517

I think I'm gonna stay here

and make sure he's okay.

00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,103

- That's probably a good idea.

- I'll see you in the morning.

00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,856

RACHEL: Uh-huh. Okay.

- All right.

00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,858

Yeah, you know, Joey, I...

00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:57,486

I don't think he's ever

gonna be okay with this.

00:19:57,654 --> 00:20:00,156

JOEY: It doesn't look good, does it?

- Mm-mm.

00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,302

JOEY:

Morning.

00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:24,347

- Here you go.

- Thanks.

00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:28,309

- Did you stay here all night?

- Yeah.

00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:32,939

So you took off my pants and shoes?

00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,815

No. No, no.

00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:39,028

You actually did that when you

were dancing to the Chicago soundtrack.

00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:44,367

Ahem. Look, uh, Ross...

00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:47,995

...about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't

have to worry about that...

00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,373

...because nothing's gonna happen.

00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,791

What do you mean?

00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,253

She and I said from the beginning...

00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:58,339

...we weren't gonna do anything

unless you were okay with it.

00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,882

And clearly...

00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,802

[IN SQUEAKY VOICE]

What are you talking about? I'm fine.

00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:06,931

It's okay, Ross.

You know, I totally understand.

00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,058

Of course you're not fine. You're...

00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,604

You're Ross and Rachel.

00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:18,109

Yeah, except we're not.

00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:22,446

I mean, we haven't been

a couple in, like...

00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,617

...six years.

00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,955

My God, is that right?

00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:32,748

Has it been that long?

00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,127

That's what I hear, yeah.

00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:41,424

This is crazy.

I mean, six years...

00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:44,885

...and because of me,

you guys aren't gonna be together?

00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:48,222

Can I ask you something?

00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,849

Really...

00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:53,185

...what is this thing

with you and Rachel?

00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:55,271

[SCOFFS]

00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:59,108

Come on, you know me. Ha, ha.

You know...

00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,402

Joey.

00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:10,328

I'm crazy about her.

00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:18,210

And she feels the same way?

00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,256

I think so.

00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,344

Well, then...

00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:28,721

...maybe it's time

we all moved on.

00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,891

Yeah, but, Ross, I mean,

you're not okay with it, so...

00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:35,144

No, but I want to be.

00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:37,146

And hey:

00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,023

I will be.

00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,524

[SIGHS]

00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,820

Besides, I'm with Charlie, right?

00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:47,490

Oh, my God,

I'm still with Charlie, aren't I?

00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:50,242

- She didn't see the dance, did she?

- No, no, no.

00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:55,081

No, that was, uh...

That was just for me.

00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,586

Hey, you, uh?

00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,546

You sure about this?

00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:05,424

Yeah, I'm sure.

00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,178

And...

00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:12,014

...we're okay?

00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,224

[CHUCKLES]

00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,478

[GASPING]

00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,152

- Hey, Pheebs.

PHOEBE: Hey.

00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,488

Um, we just want to give

you a heads up.

00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:29,615

Bill and Colleen hate us.

00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:32,159

Owen didn't know he's adopted

and Monica told him.

00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:33,494

What?

00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,871

Still, he had to find out sometime.

00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:40,251

How would you like it if someone told

the triplets that you gave birth to them?

00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:47,133

I'm gonna go tell Emma

she was an accident.

00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,808

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