Эпизод c загаром Росса

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Yeah, it's actually

our first official date.

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Wow, so tonight may be the night.

You nervous?

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Nah. No. This is the part

I'm actually good at, ha, ha.

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What must it be like not to be

crippled by fear and self-loathing?

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It's okay.

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How can you be so confident?

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Well, I know exactly

what I'm gonna do.

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- Really? Like, you have a routine?

- No. See, each woman is different.

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You have to appreciate

their uniqueness.

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- Really?

- No, I do six things.

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First, I look deep into her eyes,

then I kiss her.

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Next, I take my hand

and I softly graze her thigh.

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You mean like this?

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No, not like that. No, no.

No, like this:

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I see what you mean.

That's quite nice.

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Ahem. More foosball?

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- And beer.

- Yeah.

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- Hey.

ROSS & CHANDLER: Hey.

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Hey, sweetie.

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Wow.

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Hey, stop staring at my wife's legs.

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No, no. Stop staring

at your sister's legs.

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I'm sorry, it's just...

How'd you get so tan?

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She went to one of those

spray-on tan places.

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You got a spray-on tan?

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Chandler gets pedicures.

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What? You do?

Like, with the toe separators?

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Why? Why?

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I can't believe that's sprayed on.

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I mean, it looks really good.

I wonder if I should get one.

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Sure, then you should get a miniskirt

so you can really show it off.

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So do you get colors

or just French tips?

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- Here. Here's their card.

- Thanks.

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Hey, I know where this place is.

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It used to be an X-rated video...

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Florist.

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[CHANDLER CLEARS THROAT]

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Hey.

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- Hey, Pheebs.

- Hey, Phoebe.

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Ugh, you won't believe

who moved back to town.

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- I know. Amanda.

- Ugh.

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- She called me too. She's the worst.

- Who's Amanda?

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She's this girl who lived in the building

before you did.

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Then she moved to England

and picked up this fake British accent.

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On the machine, this is her message:

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[IN BRITISH ACCENT] "Um, Monica,

darling, it's Amanda calling."

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Are you trying to do a British accent?

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]

Chandler gets pedicures.

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Just so I know, how many more

of those can I expect?

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Know what Amanda said

when she called me?

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[IN BRITISH ACCENT] "Oh, so sorry

to catch you on your mobile."

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If you didn't wanna get me on my mobile,

then don't call me on my mobile.

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And she always brags about

all the famous people she's met.

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]

Oh, I know.

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[IN BRITISH ACCENT]

"Uh, I slept with Billy Joel."

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]

All right, who hasn't?

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Oh, what are we gonna do?

I don't wanna see her.

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Oh, let's just cut her out.

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- What?

- Cut her out of our lives.

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Just ignore her calls

and dodge her till she gets the point.

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Well, I guess we could try that.

But it seems so harsh.

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- Have you ever done that?

- No. Had it done to me, though.

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Feels good.

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All right, Mr. Geller, right this way.

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So how dark do you wanna be?

We have one, two or three.

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Well, uh, I like how you look.

What are you?

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- Puerto Rican.

- Two. I think a two.

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You'll face the red light.

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When the light's on, the spraying's

about to start, so close your eyes.

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When the spraying stops,

count to five...

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...pat yourself to avoid drip marks,

then turn to get your back. Got it?

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Spray, count, pat and turn.

Spray, count and pat.

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- Wow, you catch on quick.

- Well, I have a Ph.D., so...

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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One Mississippi,

two Mississippi, three...

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Wait, wait!

I'm not... I'm not finished counting.

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You sprayed my front twice.

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- You never turned?

- No. I barely got to "three Mississippi."

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Mississippi? I said count to five.

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Mississippi-lessly?

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Well, how bad is it?

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Not that bad yet. But it gets

darker for the next four hours.

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So how dark will it get?

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Oh, you got sprayed

with two twos and...

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I'm a four?

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Yeah, but your back's a zero.

You'll wanna even that out.

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Really?

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- You might wanna get back in there.

- Oh, okay.

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Wait a minute,

there's no light on the back wall.

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How do I know

when it's gonna start? Hello?

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My eyes!

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[SCREAMS]

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[GRUMBLES]

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The same thing happened again!

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- You got two more twos?

- I'm an eight.

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Thanks for dinner.

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I thought you paid.

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Heh. Guess we won't be going

back there, ha, ha.

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- So...

- Yeah.

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[JOEY MOANS SOFTLY]

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Hey, what do you say we, uh, move this

onto the likes of the couch?

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I say cheesy line, but okay.

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[RACHEL CHUCKLES]

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[JOEY MOANS SOFTLY]

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- What's the matter?

- I don't know. I'm sorry.

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- I don't know why I did that.

- Okay.

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Okay. Sorry.

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I'm sorry. Again, I don't know

what happened. I must be nervous.

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I don't get it. Chandler loved it.

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Okay.

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I promise. I won't do it again.

I really do. This is gonna be great.

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- Okay.

- Okay.

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[JOEY MOANS SOFTLY]

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Uh, was that good for you?

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[RINGING]

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No, don't get it.

Let the machine pick up.

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Oh, yeah, it could be Rachel asking

if someone could babysit again.

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- It could be Amanda.

- Oh, you're right. Oh.

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I was just kidding about Rachel.

Babysitting's a gas.

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[MACHINE BEEPS]

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AMANDA [ON MACHINE]:

Hello, Monica. It's Amanda calling again.

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I'm in the neighborhood,

hoping I could pop by your flat.

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You're from Yonkers.

Your last name is Buffamonteezi.

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AMANDA: Let's see.

So should you get this directly...

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...ring me back on my mobile.

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[IN BRITISH ACCENT]

Okay, don't hold thy breath.

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[DIALING ON MACHINE]

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CHANDLER [ON MACHINE]:

Hello? Is someone on the line?

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AMANDA:

Yes. I was looking for Monica.

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Hang on, she's right here.

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- Someone's on the phone for you.

- We weren't picking up. It's Amanda.

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I get pedicures.

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Hi, Amanda.

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Uh, actually, now is not a good time.

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- Dinner tomorrow night?

- [MOUTHS] No.

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Okay, Phoebe and I will see you then.

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Why? Why?

Why didn't you just say no?

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Well, I said no to her coming over now.

I couldn't say no twice.

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I got this uncontrollable need

to please people.

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Fine. Fine. You would not

hold up well under torture.

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- Oh, and you would?

- I did.

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- Rach, are you sure you wanna do this?

- Absolutely.

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It's just a little weird.

It's you, and it's me.

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- It'll just take some getting used to.

- Okay.

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Okay, well, uh,

how can we make it easier?

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Okay. Let's work from the top down.

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- Just work the bra, Joe.

- Okay, got it, yeah. Absolutely.

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- Okay, ha, ha.

- Okay.

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- Is this thing welded shut? Ha, ha.

- Okay.

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All right, turn around.

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- I gotta get a look at this thing.

- Oh.

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- Ow!

- Sorry.

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Well, this is romantic.

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I'm sorry. This has never

happened to me before.

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I'm an expert at taking off bras.

I could do it with one hand.

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I could do it with my eyes closed.

Once I just looked at one...

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...and it popped open.

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- I blame your bra.

- It's a standard-issue bra clasp.

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Then I blame you. Yeah. That's right.

You threw me off with all your slapping.

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Okay, look, I'm really sorry

about that, Joey.

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But do you think maybe, on some level,

you don't want to take off my bra?

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No, I don't have another level.

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Hold on. There's something different.

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I went to that tanning place

your wife suggested.

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Was that place the sun?

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Oh, and it gets worse.

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Oh, my God, you can do a duet

of "Ebony and lvory" all by yourself.

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How could you mess this up?

It's so easy.

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You go in the booth,

count to five and turn around.

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- How do you count to five?

- One, two, three...

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Damn it!

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- I know!

- Ha-ha-ha.

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Oh, what is up

with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?

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How was your date with Joey?

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Well, it was good,

until we got back to our apartment.

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And then we were fooling around and

he started to put his hand up my leg...

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...and I kept slapping it away.

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You didn't like that?

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Well, it wasn't just me, all right?

He freaked out too.

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He couldn't even undo my bra.

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Wow, really? One time he just looked

at my bra and it popped open.

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I do not know what's wrong with us.

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We've kissed before

and that's been great.

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But this time

it was leading somewhere...

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...and I was very aware of the fact

that it was Joey touching me.

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You guys have been friends forever.

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The first time you kissed Ross

was weird.

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- Mm-hm.

- You couldn't stop laughing.

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- You got through that.

- Mm-hm.

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Okay. That's true.

That's true, we can do this.

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You're right. We can do this.

We'll just power through.

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Hey, uh, Chandler, can I talk to you

for a second?

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No need, problem solved.

We are powering through.

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Chandler, stop.

It's not going to pop open.

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You don't know.

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- Hi, Phoebe.

- Hey.

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- Is Amanda here yet?

- No.

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I'm sorry for screwing up that "cutting

her out" plan, but I have a new plan.

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Chandler will call in a few minutes

with an emergency.

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Oh, okay, what kind of emergency

gets us both out of here?

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What do you think of Mike and Chandler

being in a car accident?

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- Are you kidding? I love it.

- Okay.

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AMANDA: Hi. Ha, ha.

PHOEBE: Hi.

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Hello.

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- It's so nice to see you.

- Ha, ha.

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Both of you, look at me.

Look how young I look.

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Oh, gosh, we have

so much to catch up on.

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But first things first. Touch my abs.

I don't exercise at all.

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Oh, gosh. So, Monica, you're married.

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- Yeah, his name is Chandler and he's...

- Oh, smell my neck.

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It's not perfume. It's me.

It's my natural scent.

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- Musty.

- Oh.

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Gosh, this is brilliant.

Gosh, it's just like old times.

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I'm so happy you two

are friends again.

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- When were we not friends?

- Well, it was 1992.

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And I remember, because that was the

year I had sex with Evel Knievel. Ha, ha.

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Uh, we were friends in 1992.

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No, I distinctly remember

you were dodging her calls...

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...and trying to avoid seeing her.

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- You were going to cut me out?

- Well, kind of.

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- Oh, my God.

- Oh, bugger.

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Should I not have said that? Unh!

I feel like a perfect arse.

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Well, in America, you're just an ass.

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[CELL PHONE RINGS]

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Hello?

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Chandler, what's wrong?

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Oh, my God, are you all right?

Yeah, I'll be right there.

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Oh, I'm so sorry,

but Chandler was in a car accident.

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- Oh, my God.

- Yeah.

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- Was Mike with him?

- Nope.

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- Hey.

RACHEL: Hi.

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- Got the champagne?

- Yes. Ready to power through.

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Excellent. Put it on ice,

the phone is off the hook...

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...and, in the interest

of powering through...

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Okay, sexy, sexy.

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Very sexy, sexy.

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- All right, let's do it.

- Okay, you're scaring me a little bit.

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- Oh, get over it, soldier, we gotta do this.

- Okay.

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- Okay. Ha, ha, you like that, huh?

- Oh, yeah.

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You like that?

Let's kick this into high gear, huh?

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Oh. Oh.

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Yeah, baby.

I'll show you how we do it.

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No, no, no.

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You kneed me in my misters.

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What? Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry.

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Joey? Are you okay?

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Soldier down.

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We are not friends

with Phoebe anymore.

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If she asks,

I protested a little, but okay.

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Oh, Chandler, thank God you're alive.

Monica, can I talk to you outside?

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- I have nothing to say to you.

- Wow. My flat is twice this size.

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Please, Monica, in the hall?

00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:13,257

Ooh, that accident

must have been terrible.

00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,803

You look positively ghastly.

00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,140

Well, aren't you a treat.

00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:25,436

I can't believe you tried to cut me out.

Why, Phoebe? Why?

00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,897

It was right after

we were living together...

00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,941

...and you were driving me crazy,

okay?

00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,903

You were really controlling

and compulsive and shrill.

00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:37,031

Well, I'm still all those things.

00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:42,036

You're also so generous

and kind and scrappy.

00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,833

I am scrappy.

00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:51,462

Exactly. No matter what I tried to do,

I couldn't keep you out of my life.

00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,256

Of all the people I've cut out...

00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:56,717

...you were the only one

who ever clawed her way back in.

00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,930

That's because I'm scrappy.

00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:04,475

Yeah, you are, and I'm so glad that

you fought your way back in...

00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,145

...because I don't know what

I would do without you.

00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,355

I don't know what

I would do without you.

00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,731

Oh.

00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:19,198

Well, I guess we should go back in.

I mean, you gave me another chance.

00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:23,411

- We should do the same for Amanda.

- Yeah, I guess you're right.

00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:35,047

Can you believe it? I've never had

any professional dance training.

00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:45,057

Let me explain how this works.

Go in the booth and...

00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:49,979

I'm gonna stop you

right there, Glenda. Okay? Ha, ha.

00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,899

Does it look like this is

my first time, huh?

00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:58,404

Now, I want four two's,

and I want them all on my back.

00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,698

Okay.

00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,668

[SIGHS]

00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:19,467

Wait. There's two sets of nozzles.

Which one is it? Which one is it?

00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,010

[GRUNTS]

00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,804

Oh, son of a bitch!

00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,980

What is the matter with us?

00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:36,025

Well, I know what's

the matter with me.

00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:40,655

No, I mean with us, you know?

I mean, is it supposed to be this...

00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,782

...difficult?

00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,369

I don't know.

00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:50,998

That fake British woman's a real bitch,

but she sure can dance.

00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,541

- Hey.

RACHEL: Hi.

00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:56,921

Hey, listen, can I ask you a question?

When you and Monica first hooked up...

00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:01,801

...was it weird going from friends

to more than that?

00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,638

Kind of. Sneaking around,

having to hide from you guys...

00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:08,015

No, no, no. No, I mean...

00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,850

...sexually.

00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:14,981

Yeah, uh, was there a part

of you that felt like it was...

00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:17,400

...really wrong?

00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,363

Actually, no.

No, it felt right, you know?

00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:23,948

If felt like, uh:

00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,826

"I can't believe we haven't

been doing this the whole time."

00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:32,373

I can tell from your expressions that's

the good news you were hoping for.

00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:39,880

Well, I'm gonna go continue

to spread the joy.

00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,429

[SIGHS]

00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:49,765

Just because it happened that way

for them doesn't mean it has to for us.

00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,600

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:55,271

I mean, just because something's

difficult doesn't mean that you quit.

00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,148

- Right, totally.

- Yeah. And so...

00:21:57,357 --> 00:22:01,193

...we'll just keep trying

and trying until we do it.

00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,904

If not, we'll just be a couple

that never has sex.

00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,698

That's a plan.

00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,585

[SIGHS]

00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:24,383

- I did not see this coming.

- I know.

00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:29,388

I don't know, I don't get it. I mean,

I was so sure this is what I wanted.

00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,307

Mm-hm.

00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,434

Me too.

00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,896

[SIGHS]

00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:40,858

Well, how come Monica and Chandler

could do it?

00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:44,945

[SIGHS]

00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:50,951

I guess they weren't

as good friends as we are.

00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:54,038

Aw.

00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,458

- I bet you're right.

- Hmm.

00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,131

So...

00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,428

Yeah.

00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:13,349

I love you.

00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:16,310

Love you too.

00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:21,315

- All right, I'm going to bed.

- Yeah, me too.

00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:23,526

[GROANS]

00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:27,363

Yeah. I'm not going anywhere

for a while.

00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:36,664

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:40,751

CHANDLER: It's Chandler. Let me in.

- Go away.

00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:43,587

I don't wanna see anybody.

00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,715

CHANDLER: I went to the tanning place

and the same thing happened to me.

00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:48,050

Let me in.

00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,802

Really?

00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:53,013

Did you count Mississippi-ly?

00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:55,933

You're not tan.

00:23:56,101 --> 00:24:02,148

No. I just had to get a picture of this.

I'll see you later.

00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,697

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