Эпизод, в котором сестра Рэйчел нянчится

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Her first cookie?

She has cookies all the time.

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I've never given her a cookie.

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- Have you?

- No.

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No. And for the record, I've also

never given her frosting from a can.

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Hey, Rach, the adoption agency

needs letters of recommendation...

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...and we wondered

if you would write one for us?

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Of course. I would be honored.

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- Thanks.

- Thank you.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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I think there's been an oversight.

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Joe, we would have asked you.

We thought you wouldn't be interested.

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Yeah, it's just that we don't think of you

as really being so much with the words.

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[BABBLING]

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Clearly, we were wrong.

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I got a lot of nice stuff

to say about you guys, okay?

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And I know how much you want

to have a baby...

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...and I would love to help you get one.

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You know what?

Then we want you to do it.

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Thank you. All right.

Let me see how I'm gonna start.

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"Dear Baby Adoption Decider People..."

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So excited about your letter.

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- Hey.

ALL: Hey, Phoebe.

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MONICA: Wow, don't you look nice.

- Yes, I do.

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Today's Mike and my

one-year anniversary.

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What's it the anniversary of?

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Your first, uh, date, your first kiss,

first time you had sex?

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Yeah.

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So you must be going somewhere

fancy to celebrate.

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Uh-huh. Um, a Knicks game.

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Uh, ha, ha...

Aren't you a little overdressed?

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Hey, I've never had a one-year

anniversary before...

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...so no matter where we go,

I'm wearing something fancy...

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...and I'm gonna put on

my finest jewelry...

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...and we're gonna have sex

in a public restroom.

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You guys do that?

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Chandler won't even have sex

in our bathroom.

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That's where people make number two.

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- Hey.

- Hey. Hey.

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So, you know, I have a little time

if you want to...

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Oh. Oh...

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I'd love to, but I really have

to grade these papers.

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Oh... Fine. It's fine.

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I'll just shower by myself.

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B. B. B. B. B.

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Ross, you gave a B

to a Pottery Barn catalog.

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Well, it had some good ideas.

Take off your shirt.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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- Damn it.

WOMAN: Rachel, open! It's your sister!

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I have to talk to you.

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ROSS:

Hi, Amy.

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- You're not Rachel.

- Still sharp as a tack.

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Um, Charlie, this is Rachel's sister Amy.

Amy, this is Charlie.

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- Hi. Nice to meet you.

- Hi, hi.

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And you are?

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Ross? I grew up on your block?

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We had Thanksgiving together

last year?

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I had a baby with your sister?

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No. I...

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Did I buy a falafel from you yesterday?

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Yes. Yes, you did.

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Hi, Rachel. Here's your sister Amy.

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She thinks I need pec implants.

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Amy? Hi.

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- You remember Joey.

- Yeah. Hey, sure.

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- The Days of our Lives guy.

- That's right, yeah.

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You are not good.

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Always nice to meet a fan.

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- So, now, what are you doing here?

- I have huge news.

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[BABY CRYING]

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- Hold on. Let me check on the baby.

- This is important. Can't Ella wait?

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Uh, her name is Emma.

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Why did you change it?

Ella was so much prettier.

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What do I know? I just sell

Middle Eastern food from a cart.

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Hey, your English is getting better.

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- Oh, my God.

- I know.

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She may be the hottest girl

I've ever hated.

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- What you working on?

- Monica and Chandler's recommendation.

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I want it to sound smart, but I don't

know any big words or anything.

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- Why don't you use your thesaurus?

- What did I just say?

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Watch.

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Here, you highlight the word

you want to change, uh, go under "tools"...

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...and the thesaurus generates... Gives.

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Gives a whole list of choices.

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You can pick the word

that sounds smartest.

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My God, that's great. I'm smart.

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No, no, I'm:

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"Brainy, bright, clever." I love this thing!

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Look out, ladies!

Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!

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AMY:

God...

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...so beautiful.

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I know, isn't she?

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No, I was talking about your bedding.

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- All right, what's your news, Amy?

- Oh. Ahem.

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Well...

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...I'm getting married.

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Wow! Oh, my God!

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- To who?

- This guy.

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He has a killer apartment.

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- And?

- And it's on 5th.

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And the elevator opens up

right into the living room.

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- No, what's he like?

- Oh, he's okay.

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Do you remember

my old boyfriend Mark?

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- Yeah.

- It's his dad.

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- Huh. Wow, so he's gotta be...

- Old? Yeah.

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But he travels a lot,

so he's hardly ever there.

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Sweetie, I gotta tell you,

it sounds a little bit like...

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...you like the apartment

more than you like...

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Myron.

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Yeah, I told you he was old.

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Sit down. Sit down.

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Oh, honey, you know...

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...I once also almost married

somebody that I didn't love.

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- Do you remember Barry?

- Remember him?

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God, we used to make out all the time

after you went to sleep.

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Sometimes just nodding is okay.

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Um... But anyway, listen.

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Not marrying Barry was the best

decision that I ever, ever made.

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Honey, Amy, you deserve true love.

Your soul mate is out there somewhere.

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Someone that is your age,

that is smart, that is fun...

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...and that you care about.

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You're right.

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- You're right. I'm gonna do it.

- Okay.

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I'm gonna marry Myron

and keep looking for Mr. Right.

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Okay.

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Okay, let's keep talking.

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PHOEBE:

Excuse me. Anniversary.

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Excuse me. Anniversary.

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Um, yeah.

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Sir, could you move your nachos?

They're in my seat.

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It's my anniversary.

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Here we are.

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- I can't believe it's been a whole year.

- I know.

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This has been the best year...

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- This has been the best year of my life!

- Me too!

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I never thought I could

love someone this much!

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I feel the same way!

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You're so generous and kind,

and you're amazing in bed!

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It's our anniversary.

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ANNOUNCER: Please turn your attention

to the big screen on the scoreboard.

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Someone has a special question to ask.

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CROWD:

Aw...

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Oh, how lame.

It's so tacky and impersonal.

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- Really?

- It's the worst way to propose.

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Excuse me.

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Hey. I finished my recommendation.

Here.

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And I think you'll be very, very happy.

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It's the longest I ever spent

on a computer without looking at porn.

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I don't understand.

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Some of the words a little

too sophisticated for you?

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It doesn't make any sense.

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Well, of course it does. It's smart.

I used a thesaurus.

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On every word?

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Yep.

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All right, what was

this sentence originally?

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"They are warm, nice people

with big hearts."

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And that became, "They are humid,

prepossessing Homo sapiens...

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...with full-sized aortic pumps."

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Yeah. Yeah. And hey,

I really mean it, dude.

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All right, Joey,

I don't think we can use this.

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- Why not?

- Well, because you signed it:

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"Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani."

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Why don't you stop worrying about

sounding smart and just be yourself?

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You don't need a thesaurus.

Just write from here.

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Your full-sized aortic pump.

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- Amy. Hi.

- I took your advice.

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- I left Myron.

- Good for you!

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I know. I'm Erin Brockovich.

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Yes, you are.

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- Aw, I'm so proud of you.

- Thank you.

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- Oh.

- So can I stay with you?

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But Erin Brockovich had her own house.

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Ah, look who's back.

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Why do you have bags?

Rach, why does she have bags?

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I'm staying with you guys.

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- What?

- We're gonna be roomies!

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Come on.

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- You slept out here?

RACHEL: Yeah.

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Amy kept kicking me in her sleep,

yelling, "Myron, get off!"

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But, uh, we're getting rid of her, right?

Please tell me we're getting rid of her?

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- Joey, I can't do that.

- Oh, come on.

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Last night I was finishing off a pizza,

and she said:

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"A moment on the lips,

forever on the hips."

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I don't need that kind of talk

in my house!

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Joey, look, I know that she's difficult...

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...but I think it's really good

that she's here.

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Because we'll appreciate it

more when she's gone?

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No, it's just... Look, when I first moved

to this city, I was a lot like her.

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I was spoiled, self-centered.

And you guys really took care of me.

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Yeah. Monica made us.

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Well, whatever. I really appreciate it...

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...because I don't think I would be

the person that I am today...

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...if it wasn't for you guys.

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So I want to help Amy

the way you guys helped me.

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And I know it's gonna take patience,

but that's okay.

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- Good morning.

- Yeah.

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Amy, that's what I

was supposed to wear today.

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That's why I hung it on the door.

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Oh, sweetie, you can't pull this off.

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Amy, you know what? I was thinking that

maybe now would be a good time...

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...for us to sit down and, you know,

talk about your future.

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Oh, I can't, honey. I'm gonna go

get my eyebrows shaped.

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I am not happy.

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Uh... Sure you want to eat that?

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I'm curvy and I like it!

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- Hi.

RACHEL: Hi.

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I just had the worst anniversary ever.

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I doubt that.

Tell her about us last year.

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Oh, well, I bought Chandler a $500 watch,

and he wrote me a rap song.

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- Seriously?

- Word.

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Well, mine was worse than that.

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- Well, what happened?

- We were at the game...

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...and this guy proposed to his girlfriend

on the big screen thing.

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- Oh, that is so tacky.

- Well, that's what I said.

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But it turns out Mike was planning to

propose to me that same way last night.

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Oh, my God. Mike was gonna propose?

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- Phoebe, that's huge.

- Do you want to marry him?

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Yeah, I really do. Yes.

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But after I dumped on the way

he was gonna propose...

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...I don't think he's ever gonna ask again.

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I mean, I said no in Barbados,

and now this?

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She's right. If I were a guy and...

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Did I just say, "If I were a guy"?

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Maybe you don't need him

to propose to you.

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Maybe you could propose to him.

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Oh, I don't know. I don't know.

Isn't that a little desperate?

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I proposed to Chandler.

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All right, moving on.

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I don't think it was desperate.

I think it was amazing.

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Thank you.

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- Well, do you think I should propose?

- I think it could be kind of great.

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Absolutely. You'll love the feeling.

There's nothing like it.

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Okay. Okay. So how should I do it?

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How about at a game on the big screen?

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Huh! How about at a Foot Locker?

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What? What, he obviously thinks

that's a nice way to be proposed to.

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- Plus, he'd never suspect it.

- Yeah, that does make sense.

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- Okay, now, would you two like that?

- Sounds good to me.

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But what would a guy think?

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- Uh, Nana's on the phone.

RACHEL: Wow.

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That's interesting,

since she died seven years ago.

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She did?

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Who got her condo in Boca?

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Hello?

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It's our nanny.

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Hi.

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Oh, God, I hope you feel better.

Okay. Bye.

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That's Molly. She's sick.

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- Can you watch Emma today?

- I can't. I have back-to-back classes.

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Did Molly say what she had?

Because my throat's been hurting.

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Menstrual cramps.

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I don't think that's what this is.

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- Can any of you watch Emma?

- No, I'm sorry, sweetie.

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No, I've got work,

and then I'm proposing.

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Great. Shoot. What am I gonna do?

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Well, I could do it.

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- Well, actually...

- Can I talk to you for a second?

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Yeah.

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Um, I do not want her

babysitting our child.

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- Why not?

- For one thing, she keeps calling her Ella.

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- Ella's a nice name.

- Fine, we'll call the next one Ella.

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- What, the next one?

- Okay.

00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,320

I don't want her watching our baby.

00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,699

Ross, I am trying to help her

become a better person.

00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,784

This is a huge breakthrough for her.

00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:39,205

She just offered to do something

for another human being.

00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,958

- You know, I don't know.

RACHEL: Ross, I'm telling you...

00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,962

...she's giving up getting her eyebrows

shaped to do this, all right?

00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,841

Do you understand how important

that is in our world?

00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:56,180

Uh, listen, I couldn't help but overhear,

because I was trying to.

00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:00,685

Listen, let me do this.

I really want to help you guys out.

00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,063

And plus, Rachel's been

so wonderful to me.

00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,318

- Absolutely.

- Oh, great!

00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:11,738

So how much does it pay?

00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,329

Hey, Joe. How's the second draft

of the letter coming?

00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,833

Great. I'm finished. In fact,

I just dropped it off at the agency.

00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,920

- You dropped it off?

- Yeah.

00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:30,089

Can we read it?

Can you print out another copy?

00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,050

No can do, amigo.

00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,513

No, I didn't use the computer.

It felt more personal to handwrite it.

00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:40,433

- You handwrote it?

- Yeah, and don't worry.

00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:43,102

I didn't try to sound smart at all.

00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,521

See you later.

00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:49,400

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

That letter is gonna go in our file.

00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,402

We're never gonna get a kid.

00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,780

We're gonna be

one of those old couples...

00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:57,283

...that collects orchids

or has a lot of birds.

00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,202

It's okay. It's okay. You know what?

00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:02,789

I will just call the agency

and tell them to throw out the letter.

00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,499

Okay, good.

00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,834

Hello, this is Chandler Bing.

00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:11,297

Someone just dropped off a handwritten

recommendation letter and...

00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:15,343

Uh-huh.

00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:17,595

Okay.

00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,516

Thank you. Goodbye.

00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,559

We're screwed, aren't we?

00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:26,437

You know what? Just tell me

on the way to the bird store.

00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,440

- They loved it.

- What?

00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:33,694

They thought it was very smart of us to have

a child write the recommendation letter.

00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,823

They thought Joey was a child?

00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:40,034

She guessed 8, 9,

based on his drawings.

00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,706

AMY: Hi.

MONICA: What'd you guys do today?

00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:51,003

Ella wanted to go out, so we went

shopping and got some sushi.

00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,590

- That sounds like fun.

- Yeah, not really.

00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,300

Babies are dull.

00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:01,931

- Hey. Hi, how's my girl?

- I'm fine.

00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:06,602

And I got you a present

for letting me stay with you.

00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,856

- Ready?

- Yeah.

00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,024

AMY:

Ta-da!

00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,820

You pierced her ears?

00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,865

Doesn't it make her nose look smaller?

00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,789

RACHEL:

You pierced her ears?

00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,375

How could you do this

without telling me?

00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:33,254

If I had told you, then it wouldn't

have been a surprise, now would it?

00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,173

I think she looks cute.

00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,134

But I am wrong.

00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:43,347

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out.

00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,100

Why, did something happen

to his falafel cart?

00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,187

- Hey, guys.

CHANDLER: Ross!

00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:53,274

Hi, Emma.

Oh. Why is she wearing her hat so low?

00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:56,402

- She can barely see.

- I don't really want her to see.

00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,363

Why not?

00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,200

Because there are so many

terrible sights in this world.

00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,745

Like war. Or that thing

in Joey's refrigerator. Remember?

00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,998

It was in a milk carton,

but it looked like meat?

00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,792

Come here. Come here.

00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:15,338

There she is. Hi.

00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:20,051

- What?

- Nothing.

00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:22,803

Hi.

00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,890

What...?

00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:34,899

[GASPS]

00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:40,905

- Please tell me those are clip-ons!

- Oh, they're real.

00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,616

Did she do this to her?

00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,244

I told you we shouldn't have

left Emma with her!

00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,371

RACHEL:

I know. And you were right, Ross.

00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:52,166

Okay? You are so irresponsible!

I am never letting you babysit again!

00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,293

You know what?

This kid needs me, okay?

00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:58,339

- She needs to have a cool, fun aunt.

- I'm a cool, fun aunt.

00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,299

Okay.

00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:06,264

Hey! Monica can be cool and fun

at organized indoor projects.

00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:11,602

All I wanted to do was help you try

to figure out what to do with your life.

00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,062

This is how you repay me?

00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,983

I don't need you to help me. I already

know what I'm gonna do with my life.

00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,653

- Oh, yeah? Since when?

- Since today.

00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:26,033

I am going to be a baby stylist.

00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,371

- What?

- That's not a thing!

00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,999

Well, it should be.

00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,960

I'm gonna help babies learn

how to accessorize...

00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,505

...what colors to wear,

what clothes are slimming.

00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:43,843

- Babies don't care if they're slim!

- Enter Amy.

00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:48,139

- Amy, I... I just... I just wanna...

- What? What are you gonna do?

00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,768

No more falafel for you!

00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,861

[CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:07,366

- Great game, huh?

- Uh-huh.

00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:13,998

- Why do you keep looking at the screen?

- I'm not. I'm praying.

00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,375

Please let the Knicks win.

00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,711

Thank you, Thor.

00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:22,423

- Where are you going?

- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:24,759

- Well, I think you should wait.

- Why?

00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:30,389

Well, if you don't hold it in,

you don't get all the nutrients.

00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,727

ANNOUNCER: Please turn your attention

to the big screen on the scoreboard.

00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:38,939

Someone has a special question to ask.

00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:44,320

Mike Hannigan, will you marry me?

00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:49,575

Get a load of this.

She's proposing to him!

00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:53,371

Guess we know who wears the pants

in that family.

00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:56,165

Well, that's not very enlightened.

00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,416

[CROWD BOOING]

00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:59,960

Hey! Hey!

00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:03,339

Boo us? Boo you!

00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:07,927

[PHONE RINGS]

00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:13,099

Hello? Yeah, this is Joey Tribbiani.

00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:15,184

Oh, hi.

00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,355

Well, I'm glad you liked my letter.

00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:24,402

No, my mommy and daddy

aren't home right now.

00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:27,947

Okay, bye-bye.

00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,910

She was nice.

00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,497

Joey, get Amy's bags.

She is moving out.

00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:37,998

Woo-hoo!

00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:42,795

- You're kicking me out?

- You put holes in my baby's ears.

00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:45,172

At least now people

will know she's a girl!

00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,757

[GASPS]

00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,302

I can't believe I ever

even tried to help you.

00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:53,055

- You are so beyond help!

- You know what?

00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,225

Ever since I got here,

you have been nothing but negative.

00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,060

- Excuse me?

- You didn't want me...

00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,604

...to marry the old guy

with the great apartment.

00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:05,568

Then I tried to help your daughter

de-emphasize her flaws...

00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:07,820

...and suddenly I'm the bad guy?

00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:11,907

- Joey, where are those bags?

JOEY: She has a lot of crap!

00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:15,995

You know? When I moved in here,

I thought, "This will be so great.

00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:19,248

Just us sisters back together again

like when we were kids."

00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:22,418

Except without that stupid Jill. Oh.

00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,879

Who has gotten fat, by the way.

00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:28,090

Seriously?

00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,843

Mom said she gained, like, 15 pounds.

00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:33,846

- Hips or thighs?

- Ass and face.

00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:38,058

Oh, my God!

I thought she was on Atkins.

00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:40,227

She was. Carbs found her.

00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:47,276

See? This is what I wanted.

00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:51,030

Two sisters talking about real stuff.

00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,618

Oh, I can give you that.

00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,162

- You can?

RACHEL: Yeah.

00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:01,248

I kept trying to make you

a better person, but you're...

00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:04,752

You're already a pretty perfect version

of what you are.

00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:07,755

Thank you.

00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:10,591

You gotta admit, Emma does look cute.

00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:15,721

- Did you just say, "Emma"?

- Oh, I'm sorry. Ella.

00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:25,147

That woman didn't know what

she was talking about, Mike.

00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,650

Obviously, you have balls.

00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:31,862

- Please, let's just forget the whole thing.

PHOEBE: I would love it.

00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,948

- Consider it forgotten.

- Thank you.

00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,450

But just so you know...

00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:42,248

However and whenever you decide

to propose, I promise I'll say yes.

00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,917

Whether, you know,

it's at a basketball game...

00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,002

...or in skywriting...

00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:49,880

...or, you know, like some lame

guy in a cheesy movie...

00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,091

...who hides it in the cake.

00:25:57,597 --> 00:26:00,307

It's in the cake, isn't it?

00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,895

Where else would lame

Mr. No-Balls hide it?

00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:07,898

What's the matter with me?

Why do I keep ruining this?

00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:10,484

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- No, it's my fault.

00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:13,195

I keep trying to propose

in these stupid ways...

00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:17,575

...and I just wanna tell you I love you,

and I wanna spend my life with you...

00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:25,207

- I'm gonna do this now.

- Oh, my God.

00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,838

- Phoebe, I...

- Wait. Oh, wait.

00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:37,052

Oh, no.

00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:43,225

- Ready?

- Uh-huh.

00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:44,810

Okay.

00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:50,107

Phoebe, I love you.

00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:55,154

There's no one else in the world I would

ask to marry me three times.

00:26:57,657 --> 00:27:00,075

But I want to take care of you...

00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:01,660

...have babies with you...

00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:05,247

...and grow old with you.

00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:10,377

Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?

00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:13,172

Yes.

00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:22,181

- I love you.

- I love you more.

00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:23,557

Not possible.

00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:35,569

She's gonna be Mrs. No-Balls!

00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,703

So how's the, uh, baby-styling

business going?

00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,997

Not that great.

00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:51,043

It's almost as if people don't want

to hear that their babies are ugly.

00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,713

That's shocking.

00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:58,759

There's Ross. Hey, Ross.

00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:02,805

Hello, Ross?

00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,100

He's rude.

00:28:12,315 --> 00:28:14,316

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