Эпизод с суррогатной матерью

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ROSS: Hey.

- Hey.

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We're here to say goodbye.

We're off to Ohio.

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Oh, right, your adoption interview.

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Yep. We'll meet the lady

who could be carrying our baby.

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I can't believe it. When you come back,

you'll have a baby. That is so weird.

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And so incorrect.

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She's only a couple months pregnant.

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She liked our application,

who knows if she'll like us.

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Oh, come on, she's gonna

love you guys.

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Oh, thank you. But we're trying

not to get our hopes up.

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A lot could still get in our way.

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She could decide against adoption,

like another couple better.

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What are you gonna name it?

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I could develop a condition in which

I talk and talk, and no one hears a word.

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But just think, okay?

What if everything goes right?

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What if this woman does pick you guys?

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Oh, my God. She's gonna pick us!

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So we're standing firm on

"not getting our hopes up"?

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No. I know things could still

go wrong, but if they don't...

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...if this works out,

we're gonna have a baby. A baby!

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- Yes. But...

- Oh, my God. It's gonna work!

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We're gonna make it work!

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I'm gonna be a mommy

and you're gonna be a daddy!

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All right, I'll see you suckers.

I'm gonna go get me a baby!

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Oh, screw it. I'm gonna be a daddy!

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Hey, who's Phoebe with?

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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

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I wanna say, "Someone

I'm gonna have sex with."

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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- So, uh, who's your friend?

- Oh, that's Sarah.

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No. Don't you get any ideas.

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I'm not setting you up

with any more of my friends.

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- Why? Why?

- Because you'll date her once...

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...sleep with her, then forget she exists.

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Oh! Name one friend of yours

I did that with.

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- Mandy.

- Mandy, huh? Uh...

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Really hot blond, big boobs?

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- No.

- Might be why I don't remember her, huh?

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Do you think I'm someone else?

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Okay, look, I may not have treated

your friends well in the past.

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But I have grown up a lot.

Really. Honest. Rach?

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Yeah, believe it or not, it's true.

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I mean, when Joey and I were together...

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...he was wonderful.

He was thoughtful and mature.

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And for the one week

that we went out...

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...he didn't sleep with anybody else.

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Growth.

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- Fine, I'll give you her number.

JOEY: Okay. Thank you.

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And I promise you

I will not forget this one.

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- Mandy.

- Sarah!

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Sarah.

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- Hey.

RACHEL: Hi.

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- Hey.

- Hey, guys, I need some fashion advice.

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RACHEL:

Oh. Huh.

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How does this look?

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Well, it's... It's a little low.

Pick it up a little.

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A little bit more.

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There you go.

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Now throw it away.

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Come on! This looks good.

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Ross, please trust me.

I buy 30 fashion magazines a month.

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Now, I don't know who's running

for president or who that NATO guy is...

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...but I do know that you

have to get far away from that hat.

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Damn it. God...

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I have this date tomorrow night,

and I have to look cool.

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If you want fashion help, Rachel and I

are going shopping tomorrow.

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- You're welcome to come with us.

- Really? That would be great.

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Uh, I mean, I have to do something.

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She kind of teased me

about how I dress.

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I can see why. Nice shirt. Ha, ha.

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You're wearing the same shirt.

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Stupid Gap on every corner!

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Make yourselves comfortable,

and I'll be back with Erica.

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MONICA:

Okay, thank you.

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[MONICA SIGHS]

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Well, this is it.

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- Are you okay?

- Yeah, it's just weird, you know?

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It's like, uh, "Hi, I'm Chandler. May I

have the human growing inside you?"

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Ooh!

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You're gonna be great.

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Well, obviously.

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Monica? Chandler?

I'd like you to meet Erica.

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- Hi.

- Hi. It is so, so nice to meet you.

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- Hi.

- Thank you for agreeing to see us.

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- Hi.

- I'll let you get acquainted.

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CHANDLER: Okay.

- So it's Monica and Chandler?

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I only know you as

"File CRW33815-D."

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That's what our friends call us.

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Gosh, you know, you're just

such an amazing couple. It's...

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...kind of intimidating.

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Oh, ha, ha. I don't know about that.

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Are you kidding me?

I mean, it's enough that you're a doctor.

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But on top of it,

you're married to a reverend?

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- I don't think that's exactly...

- Let her finish, doctor.

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- Hey.

- Hey.

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Oh, my friend Sarah

had a great time last night.

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- Yeah.

- Yeah, so you gonna call this one back?

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Ha, ha. No.

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What are you talking about?

Sarah's great.

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Oh, really? You wanna know

what your "great" friend did?

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We were out to dinner, okay?

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We were getting along,

having a really nice time.

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I was thinking she was really cool.

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And then, out of nowhere...

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That's it?

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That's why you won't

go out with her again?

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So she took some fries. Big deal.

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Hey, look, it's not about a few fries.

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It's about what the fries represent.

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- What?

- All food!

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Well, I'm sorry.

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I can't believe I set you up

with such a monster!

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Hey, hey, hey, look, I take a girl out...

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...she can order whatever she wants.

The more the better, all right?

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Just don't order a garden salad

and then eat my food!

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That's a good way to lose some fingers.

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PHOEBE:

Oh, thank God you're here.

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- Listen to this.

- What?

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Joey and my friend are out last night,

having dinner, and she reaches over...

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...and takes a few of his fries...

- Oh, no!

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JOEY: Mm-hm.

- What?

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You know about the plate thing?

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

No, Joey doesn't share food.

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I mean, just last week

we were having breakfast...

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...and he had a couple grapes

on his plate.

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- You wouldn't let her have a grape?

- Oh, no, not me.

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Emma.

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Joey doesn't share food!

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Well, I still think that is a stupid reason

not to call someone again.

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You are calling her, okay?

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And if you need to, then just

get an extra plate of fries for the table.

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I like that.

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A sharing buffer. Yeah.

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Yeah, I'll order some extra fries.

Maybe a plate of onion rings.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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And a shrimp cocktail.

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Uh-huh. And some Buffalo wings.

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Maybe...

Maybe an individual pizza, huh?

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And some mozzarella sticks.

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What were we talking about?

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Wow, this place is awesome.

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We should just go.

I'm not gonna find anything here.

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This stuff is ridiculous.

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Oh, this place is great!

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Wow.

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Rach, come on, I'm not gonna wear

any of this. Nothing silver.

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- Wha...?

- Okay, nothing with hair.

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- And nothing with padlocks on it!

- Aw.

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Ross, look. Look, I know that

some of this stuff is out there.

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But, I mean, come on, look at this.

Look at this sweater.

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I mean, this is just beautiful.

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Wow, this is really soft.

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Three hundred and fifty dollars?

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Down from 700.

You're saving like 200 bucks.

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Both logic and math are taking

a serious hit today.

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Hey, check this out. It's totally you.

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- Wow.

- Yeah.

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Huh.

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Wow. Actually, this looks pretty good.

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- Yeah.

- Yeah.

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"Boys will be boys"?

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- What? They will be!

- All right.

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- That's it, I'm getting out of here.

RACHEL: No, Ross, wait, come on.

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There's other stuff here. There's some

nice shirts, these nice pants.

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Huh. Actually, these might look

pretty good on me.

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Yes, they will. You know what you

should do? Go take a walk.

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I know your size, and I'm gonna pick out

some really good stuff for you.

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- Really?

- Yes.

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I know what looks sexy on guys.

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Just wear what I suggest,

and she is gonna go nuts for you.

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So you're saying, uh...

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...if I wear these pants,

I might be getting into hers?

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Why do men keep talking to me like this?

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So the fact that I'm a doctor

and my wife's a reverend...

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...that's important to you?

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Yeah. I read some great applications...

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...but I thought, "Who better

than a minister to raise a child?"

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Amen.

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Plus, I thought the baby would be

in good hands with a doctor.

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Oh, good hands.

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Healing hands.

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Reverend, can I ask? Does the Bible

say anything about adoption?

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It says, "Do it."

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"And behold, she did adopt

unto them a baby.

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And it was good."

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- Wow.

- Yeah, wow.

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I was wondering...

You both have such serious jobs.

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Would you have time to take care

of a baby and your flock?

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Oh, no, my flock? My flock is good.

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Yeah. My flock pretty much

takes care of themselves by this point.

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It's a good flock. Flock, flock, flock.

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[CHUCKLES]

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But being a doctor,

that must take up a lot of time.

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Not for me it doesn't.

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So how's everything going in here?

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We're great. I think

I may have asked all my questions.

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Good. Do you have questions for Erica?

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Yeah, actually.

So you read a file that you liked...

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...and then you gave the agency

the serial number and they contacted us?

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Oh, yes. Our system ensures

total anonymity.

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- We're very proud of it.

- You should be.

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You're really on top of stuff.

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Well, then if there's nothing else,

then the two of us should talk.

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I actually...

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- I don't think we have to.

- We don't?

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Yeah, when I read about you two,

I was pretty sure I wanted you...

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...but I just thought we should meet

face to face.

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I've made my decision.

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I choose them. Heh.

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Oh, my God, this is great.

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This is so great. Did you hear that?

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Yeah, I did.

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MONICA:

Okay.

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- Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh.

ERICA: Ha, ha.

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Oh. You are so going to heaven!

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- Oh, we got some really great stuff.

- Yeah.

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Yeah, but I'm not sure about some

of the bras I got.

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Oh, really? Do you wanna try

some of them on for me?

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Oh, okay.

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Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?

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Oh, no. I took one of Ross' bags

by mistake.

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And one of mine is missing.

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Ross probably has it.

You'll get it from him later.

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So, what do you think?

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I think we're not wearing

the same shirt anymore.

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Yeah. Yeah, Rachel picked it out for me.

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She told me to trust her,

and you know what? I'm glad I did.

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I turned quite a few heads

on my way over here.

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Dude, I really don't think

you should be wearing that.

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Oh, I see.

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Somebody's afraid of a little competition

with the ladies?

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Looks like someone is the ladies!

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You're just jealous

because you couldn't pull this off.

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Yeah. Now if you'll excuse me,

I have a date.

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See? All eyes on me!

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- We are not signing those papers.

- Why not?

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It's wrong. They made a mistake.

They think we're somebody else.

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God works in mysterious ways.

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You have gotta stop.

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But she liked us.

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She likes Doctor Chandler

and Reverend Monica.

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If you think about it,

I'm kind of like a reverend.

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I mean, as a chef, I serve God

by feeding the hungry and poor.

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Your veal chop is 34.95.

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Come on, I just...

I think we've been given an opportunity.

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The mistake's already made.

They're writing up the papers now.

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But we're not the ones she chose.

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How can you feel okay about this?

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Because.

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We may not be who she thinks we are...

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...but no one will ever

love that baby more than us.

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- I know.

- I mean, who knows...

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...how long it's gonna take

for someone else to give us a baby?

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What if no one ever picks us?

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Oh, honey...

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Please?

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Please. We are so close.

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Monica, I want a baby too.

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But this woman is giving away her child.

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She deserves to know who it's going to.

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Okay. You're right.

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So we'll tell the truth.

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And who knows, you know?

Maybe she'll like us for us.

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Maybe she will.

00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,049

Oh, why couldn't I

have been a reverend?

00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,468

You're Jewish.

00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,096

Technicality!

00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,145

Garden salad for the lady.

00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:42,607

- Oh, that looks great. Good ordering.

SARAH: Ha-ha-ha.

00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:46,653

Seafood platter for the gentleman,

and extra fries.

00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,529

- Enjoy.

- Ha, ha.

00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,492

Mm. Those fries look delicious.

00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:55,161

- Oh, I didn't know you liked french fries.

- Ha, ha.

00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,205

Help yourself. What's mine is yours.

00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,666

[CHUCKLES]

00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,379

Oh. Wow, are those stuffed clams?

00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:08,967

Uh...

00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,469

Yes, they are my stuffed clams.

00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,096

[SARAH CHUCKLES]

00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,598

How about those fries, though, huh?

00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,642

[SARAH LAUGHS]

00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,687

- They are delicious. Ha-ha-ha.

- Yeah.

00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:27,026

You are beautiful, you know that?

00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,113

That is so sweet.

00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,656

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,117

Okay, then.

00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,703

Mm.

00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,789

[JOEY CLEARS THROAT]

00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,791

Mm-hm.

00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:44,752

[GRUNTS]

00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,213

Now look what you did!

00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:50,049

What? What is the matter with you?

00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,594

I don't like it when people

take food off of my plate, okay?

00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,763

But you said, "What's mine is yours."

00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,640

Well, I didn't mean it!

00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:03,354

Fine. Sorry, I didn't think

it was that big a deal.

00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,899

No, I'm sorry. I...

00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:11,529

I'm overreacting, okay?

It's just, when it comes to food, I...

00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,239

...have certain rules...

00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,199

...okay? I mean...

00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:20,371

...there are things you do, and,

you know, things that you don't do.

00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,796

Wow, this place looks great.

00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:33,634

Oh, you are gonna love it.

And I'm so glad we're finally doing this.

00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,846

- Me too.

- Here.

00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,690

So this was fun.

00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,701

I really am sorry about,

you know, before.

00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,496

And I wanna make sure you know

I really do like you.

00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,457

Sure, just not as much as clams.

00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,417

Well, stuffed clams, ha, ha...

00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,338

- Chocolate torte for the lady.

- Mm.

00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,632

Cheesecake for the gentleman.

00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:17,595

Uh, excuse me, sir. There seems to be

some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.

00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:21,140

Oh. Yes, that's a raspberry coulis.

00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,852

I'm so stupid ordering cheesecake,

trying to be healthy.

00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,564

Oh, my God. Mm.

00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,275

- I'll just have what she's having.

- I'm sorry, sir.

00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,319

- That was our last piece.

- Mm.

00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,239

Mm. Mm.

00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:37,573

[BEEPER BEEPING]

00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:39,784

Oh, no.

00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,745

This is work. I should call in.

Can you excuse me?

00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:45,123

Oh, yeah, sure. No problem.

00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:50,628

What are you doing?

I thought you don't share food?

00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,255

Sure I do.

00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,132

- Coulis?

- Ha, ha.

00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:58,636

No. If I can't have your clams,

you can't have my dessert.

00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,263

This is a two-way street.

00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,974

[LAUGHS]

00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,684

Really?

00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,519

Really.

00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:09,730

Now this all better be here

when I come back.

00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:14,944

Yeah, of course. I can control myself.

Ha-ha-ha. Yeah.

00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,113

[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,332

Stop staring at me!

00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:42,138

Just a tiny little... Ha, ha.

00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,473

[CHUCKLES]

00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,642

Uh-oh.

00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:58,654

I'm not even sorry.

00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,744

ERICA: Hi.

MAN: Hey.

00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:08,831

So these are the preliminary forms

for an open adoption. Uh...

00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,918

There's a lot to go over,

but I'll explain as we go through.

00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:16,172

- Is that a picture?

ERICA: Yeah.

00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,841

It's a sonogram they took

of the baby last week.

00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,676

I thought you might wanna see it.

00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,228

Look, doctor.

00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:37,526

Look, before we sign anything,

we really have to talk.

00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,907

We're not who you think we are.

00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,202

- I don't understand.

- The agency must have made a mistake.

00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,288

My wife is not a reverend,

and I'm not a doctor.

00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,374

- What?

- That's impossible.

00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,919

I could perform an operation on you

and prove it if you'd like.

00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,840

Um, I have to check your file. Excuse me.

00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,300

So who are you?

00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,595

Our names really are Monica and

Chandler. We're from New York.

00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,181

Yeah, but the important thing

to know about us...

00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,518

...is how much we would care

for this little baby.

00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:12,728

So you lied to me before?

00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:16,482

Well, we "bore false witness."

00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,403

See? I could be a reverend.

00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:22,989

I can't believe this.

00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:25,741

But we were hoping that

since we told you the truth...

00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:28,953

...that you still might consider...

- Giving you my baby?

00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,247

You think I'd give you my child

after this?

00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,083

You don't have to decide now.

If you look at our file...

00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,336

I don't wanna look at your file.

This is over.

00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,590

[SIGHS]

00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,509

Erica, wait.

00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,636

I have nothing to say to you.

00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:49,557

Look, you have every reason to be upset.

We did lie.

00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:53,811

But only because we've been waiting

and trying to have a baby for so long.

00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:57,440

And we don't know how long it's gonna be

before we get another chance.

00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,817

Why don't you ask the reverend

to pray on it?

00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,486

Erica, please.

00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:07,199

Just consider us.

Ask them to see our file.

00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,327

Our last name's Bing.

00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:12,079

My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.

00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,999

Oh, yeah.

00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,710

I actually liked you guys.

00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,003

[SIGHS]

00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,464

But it doesn't matter.

What you did was wrong.

00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:24,258

But you did like us.

00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,260

And you should.

00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,013

My wife's an incredible woman.

00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:33,225

She is loving, and devoted and caring.

00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:37,563

And don't tell her I said this,

but the woman's always right.

00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:44,779

I love my wife more than anything

in this world.

00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,656

And it...

00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:52,244

It kills me that I can't give her a baby.

00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:56,457

[CHANDLER SIGHS]

00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,002

I really want a kid.

00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:04,799

And when that day finally comes,

I'll learn how to be a good dad.

00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,301

But my wife...

00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,762

...she's already there.

00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,098

She's a mother...

00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,226

...without a baby.

00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,193

Please?

00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:38,165

You still want that baby?

00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,639

[MONICA SIGHS]

00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:56,016

God bless you, Chandler Bing!

00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:12,533

Turns out this sweater

is made for a woman.

00:24:14,911 --> 00:24:16,912

So why are you still wearing it?

00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,664

Because it's soft.

00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,251

- Hey, so how was your date?

- Ugh.

00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,253

Not so good.

00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:30,593

Well, looks like it's just

the two of us tonight, huh, buddy?

00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,804

Yeah. And you know what?

We could do a lot worse.

00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:36,891

- Yeah.

- Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.

00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:41,187

Joey doesn't share food!

00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:48,235

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