Эпизод с прощальной вечеринкой Рэйчел

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And remember, if I win,

you do not move to Paris.

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Okay. I can't believe

I'm risking this again, but you're on.

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All right, Joe, you remember the rules.

Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.

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Just flip.

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- Tails!

- Damn it!

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So we thought we'd throw you

a little going-away party around 7.

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Oh, that sounds good.

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Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow.

Shouldn't you be packing?

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- It's all done.

- Oh, yeah, right.

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And after I took a shower this morning,

I just threw my towel on the floor.

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- Oh, God, it hurts to even joke about it.

RACHEL: I know.

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Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage

that I'm taking is in the bedroom.

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This is Emma's Paris stuff. These are

the boxes that I'm having shipped...

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...and that's the sandwich

I made for the plane.

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- Okay, you've done some good work.

RACHEL: Yeah.

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What about your carry-ons?

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Oh, well, everything that I need

is in here...

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...and my travel documents

are on the counter...

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...organized in the order

that I will be needing them.

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Oh, my God.

I have nothing left to teach you.

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- Where's your passport?

- It should be next to my plane ticket.

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- Well, it's not.

RACHEL: What? Maybe I put it in here?

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Oh! Oh, it's not in there!

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Oh, no, I must have packed it

in one of these boxes!

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- Here, let me help you.

- Shoot.

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I can't believe I did this.

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At what point did it stop being funny

that I took her passport?

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Oh, wow, can you believe

you're only three weeks away?

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I know.

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- You don't mind me touching your belly?

- I don't mind you touching my belly...

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...but your hand's kind of blocking the

part where the baby's gonna come out.

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- Hey!

ERICA: Hey.

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Hi, Erica. Welcome back to town.

Wow, look how big you've gotten.

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That's because I'm pregnant.

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- Right. No, I understand.

- Oh, okay.

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I'm just always afraid that people think

I'm just fat with big breasts.

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No, no, I knew.

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- Okay, well, stop staring at them.

- She brought them up.

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I didn't realize

you were coming back so soon.

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In a couple weeks

I won't be able to travel.

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I wanted her to get to know the doctors

and get settled into the hotel.

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- Why isn't she staying with you guys?

- Because we're moving in a couple days.

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Plus, hotels are fun! My room has

this little fridge full of free snacks.

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Erica, those things aren't free.

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In fact, they have one of the highest

markups of any consumer product--

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Ross, she's giving us her baby.

She can eat you if she wants.

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ERICA:

I'll be right back.

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Oh, man, I can't believe you guys

are leaving this place.

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I know. I know.

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You know, you could take it if you want.

The lease is still in Nana's name.

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No, no. This will always be your place.

It would be too sad.

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Plus, how much a month does it cost

to feed Joey?

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Yeah, it takes two incomes.

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Hey, is Chandler here?

We talked about catching a movie.

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Oh, no, he doesn't have time for that.

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You can go help him and Joey

pack up the guest room.

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Hmm. Packing.

Sexy cheerleader comedy.

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Hmm. Helpful brother.

Creepy loner at teen movie.

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Creep)'

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- What are you guys doing?

- Try it. I can't feel a thing.

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Are you kidding?

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- This is packing?

- We're taking a break.

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From?

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Jumping on the bed.

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All right, Rachel's party is in a couple

of hours, and there's a lot to do.

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Ross, you've got Geller blood.

You're in charge of these yahoos.

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- You got it.

MONICA: All right.

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ROSS:

She's right. We gotta get serious.

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Let's put Styrofoam peanuts

down his pants and kick him!

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No, guys, she's right. We should get

to work. I'll take stuff out of the closet.

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Joey, you pack them, and Ross,

you repack whatever Joey packs.

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You guys hear a ringing?

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- What the hell is this?

- Hey, handcuffs. And fur-lined. Nice.

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I didn't know you guys had it in you.

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Chandler, you don't have a sister,

so you can't understand...

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...how much this bums me out.

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I didn't know Monica had these.

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Maybe she used them

with another boyfriend. Maybe Richard.

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Why would she use them with Richard

and not me? I can be kinky.

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I once did a naked dance for her

with scarves.

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Bumming hard, guys. Bumming hard.

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[KNOCKING ON DQOR]

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- Hey.

- Hey. Where's Mike?

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PHOEBE:

Oh, he has a gig.

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It's kind of like being married

to a rock star, you know?

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My husband has a gig.

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Yeah? Where is it?

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Oh, he's playing organ

for a children's roller-skating party.

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Rock on!

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Wow, this is quite a spread.

What is all this stuff?

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Well, I thought this would be a great

opportunity to use up all the food...

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...that I don't want to move

to the new house with me.

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So enjoy. Smoked oyster casserole

with a breakfast-cereal crust.

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Kidney beans in their own juices,

and for dessert, a questionable orange.

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- Hey.

CHANDLER: Hey.

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ROSS: Where's Rach?

- She's putting Emma down.

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She'll be over in a second.

It just hit her that she's leaving.

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She's kind of emotional, no one

say anything to set her off, okay?

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PHOEBE:

Yeah.

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ALL:

Hey, Rach. Hey.

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There she is.

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Hi, you guys.

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What did I just say?

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Oh, no, no, no, it's okay. It's okay.

I'm gonna be fine.

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MONICA: Come, I'll make you a drink.

- Okay.

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Oh, man, I can't believe

she's actually leaving.

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How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?

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I know, she's been

such a big part of my life.

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It feels like when Melrose Place

got canceled.

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I mean...

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Ah, forget it, I miss Melrose Place.

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- I had a chance to stop her too.

- Yeah?

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Who loses 57 coin tosses in a row?

You know?

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Heads, she wins. Tails, I lose.

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Wait a minute.

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- Yes, Joe?

- I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning.

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So you doing okay?

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Well, I've been better.

You guys are gonna come visit, right?

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Yes. You know, in six months,

the statute of limitations runs out...

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...and I can travel internationally again.

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- I'm gonna miss you so much.

- I know.

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You know what? Um, I have some

goodbye stuff that I wanted to say...

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...to each of you. And I was gonna save it

till the end of the night, but come here.

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Hey, what do you think

they're doing in there?

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If I had to guess, I'd say...

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...Rachel's putting on the bubble wrap,

and Phoebe's doing the punching.

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Pheebs, I don't even know

where to start.

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- Okay, well, before you do...

- Uh-huh.

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I know we weren't supposed

to get you presents...

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-...but I do have something for you.

- Oh! Oh!

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Oh.

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- What is it?

- Well, it's a cotton swab...

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...with a bit of my saliva on it...

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...so that if they perfect the cloning

process while you're over there...

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...you can use the DNA

to create your own Pheebs.

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I'm gonna throw this away...

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...but thank you so much

for the gesture.

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Chandler?

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Um, I was just in our bedroom,

and I found these on my pillow.

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Oh, yes, I decided to leave those

out for you in case Richard stops by...

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...and you want to engage in a little

light bondage and mustache play.

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What are you talking about?

These aren't mine.

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Oh, yeah, right!

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Good luck getting another scarf dance

from me.

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That would be a terrible punishment.

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But I'm serious,

I've never seen these before.

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Really? Then what are they doing

in our guest room?

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Rachel used to live in that room.

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Rachel. With handcuffs.

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Interesting.

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Joey's bare ass.

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Well played.

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[SNIFFLING]

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- I love you, Phoebe.

PHOEBE: I love you too.

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Please...

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Please don't--

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Don't turn into, you know,

a French bitch.

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I won't.

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All right. Well, if I'm gonna do this,

I better keep going.

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PHOEBE: Okay.

- Okay.

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- Monica?

- Yeah?

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RACHEL: Will you come with me?

- Sure.

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- Are you wearing waterproof mascara?

- No.

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Oh, you're so screwed.

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H93'-

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What was that all about?

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She's gonna say goodbye

to each of us individually.

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Are you kidding? Oh, my God.

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Yeah, I know.

It's gonna be even worse for you. God.

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Well, just get ready

to do some serious crying.

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Man, I'm not gonna be able

to handle this.

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Now I know how my students feel

at the end of each year.

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And why they act out

by giving me such bad evaluations.

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Mon. Okay.

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I better just say what it is

I'm gonna say.

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None of the amazing things that have

happened to me in the last 10 years...

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...would have happened

if it wasn't for you.

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No one has been

more like a sister to me.

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I know what you mean.

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You're like a sister to me too.

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RACHEL: I don't know what

I'm going to do without you.

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[BOTH CRYING]

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You're the greatest friend I ever had.

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--Seeing you every day.

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What?

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[STAMMERING]

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--See you every day!

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That is so sweet!

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Oh, no, she took down Monica.

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And I'm the crier in the family.

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Oh, God, I could be next.

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Maybe she won't talk to me if it

looks like we're in conversation.

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JOEY: Okay.

- That thing you said about the thing...

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...it really made me think

about that other thing.

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- Rash?

- Oh, it's okay, Chandler's talking to her.

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I really made you think

about that thing, huh?

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Uh, Rach, I think I have something

that belongs to you.

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Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending

to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get.

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No, no, they're really yours.

We found them in your old room.

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Well, these aren't mine.

Maybe Monica used to use them with--

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Don't say Richard.

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Well, if they're not Monica's and

they're not yours, then whose are they?

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I think you're forgetting the kinkiest

former resident of that room.

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- Pheebs!

- Yeah!

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I think these are yours.

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These are not mine.

Look how flimsy they are. Come on.

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My God, you try to hang a guy

from a water pipe with these...

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...they'll snap like a piece of licorice.

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- Can I talk to you alone for a minute?

- Sure.

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You don't really handcuff guys

to water pipes do you?

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Where do you think Mike really is?

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Oh, honey...

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Let me just saying something

because once we get into this...

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...I'm gonna get all uncomfortable

and probably make some stupid joke.

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I just want to say that I-- I love you.

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And I'm gonna miss you.

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And I'm so sad that you're leaving.

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Oh, you know what?

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Let's not say anything else.

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I love you.

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CHANDLER:

Not so tight.

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[IMITATES FARTING]

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- I'm sorry, give me one more chance.

- Okay.

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CHANDLER:

Okay.

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[IMITATES FARTING]

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- Oh!

- I'm sorry. Just go. Just go.

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I can't. I can't.

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- So I guess you're next. You ready?

- I don't think so.

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Oh, you're definitely not.

I haven't cried like that in years.

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You cried yesterday at the 6:00 news.

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That old woman was being scammed

by her mechanic.

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God, I can't believe

she saved me for last.

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Why are they taking so long?

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PHOEBE:

I don't know.

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But, God, Joey seems to be handling

it surprisingly well.

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ALL:

No!

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Okay, here we go.

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[SIGHS]

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- Well...

- Yeah.

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I think I'm gonna take off.

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Huh?

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Oh, you guys, this was an amazing night.

Thank you so much.

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I love you.

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Good night.

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What?

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I don't get a goodbye?

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Lucky bastard.

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Unbelievable.

She says goodbye to everyone but me!

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Well, maybe she thought that

with all of your history, it could be...

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-...you know, implicit.

- Well, it needs to be "plicit."

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All right, let's think about this.

I mean, there's gotta be an explanation.

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- Did you do anything to make her mad?

- No, I don't think so.

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You know, maybe she was just

really spent from our talk.

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- It was pretty intense.

- Yeah, mine too.

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- Mine was a humdinger.

- Okay!

00:16:58,589 --> 00:17:03,969

I mean, don't I deserve anything?

I mean, a few tears, a cursory hug?

00:17:06,096 --> 00:17:08,474

Not from you!

00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,478

Ross, if you're this upset,

you should go and talk to her.

00:17:12,644 --> 00:17:15,105

And say what? You owe me a goodbye?

00:17:15,272 --> 00:17:18,692

- I mean, he's got more pride than that.

- The hell I do!

00:17:22,654 --> 00:17:25,032

- I don't get a goodbye?

- What?

00:17:25,199 --> 00:17:29,495

Everyone gets a goodbye but me?

What do I gotta do to get a goodbye?

00:17:29,661 --> 00:17:32,748

Huh? Be best friends with you?

Go out with you?

00:17:32,915 --> 00:17:34,333

Have a baby with you?

00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,044

Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute!

I did all those things!

00:17:38,295 --> 00:17:40,422

- Ross--

- Or maybe I'm just not giving you...

00:17:40,589 --> 00:17:45,260

...enough credit. Uh, I mean, it is difficult

to say goodbye to five people.

00:17:45,427 --> 00:17:48,305

Goodbye, goodbye,

goodbye, goodbye, g--

00:17:48,472 --> 00:17:50,307

It's physically impossible!

00:17:53,477 --> 00:17:55,896

You know what?

After all we've been through...

00:17:56,063 --> 00:17:59,316

...I can't believe this is how

you want to leave things between us.

00:17:59,483 --> 00:18:01,777

Have a good time in Paris.

00:18:06,865 --> 00:18:10,077

- I hope Ross isn't too upset.

- I'm sure he's not more bummed out...

00:18:10,244 --> 00:18:12,246

-...than I am.

- Tell me about it.

00:18:12,412 --> 00:18:15,332

Well, you can't say we don't know

how to throw a party.

00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,293

I think I'm gonna head out.

00:18:18,752 --> 00:18:23,048

- Uh, where do you think you're going?

- I thought I was going home to bed...

00:18:23,215 --> 00:18:26,260

...but I'm sensing there's something

less fun for me to do here.

00:18:27,386 --> 00:18:30,180

We're moving in a couple days

and we got a lot of packing to do.

00:18:30,347 --> 00:18:34,476

- It'd be great if you guys could pitch in.

- Joey and I can finish up the guest room.

00:18:34,643 --> 00:18:36,395

Yeah, good idea.

00:18:37,688 --> 00:18:40,107

Oh, no. You and Phoebe

are gonna help me in here.

00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,151

You couldn't be cool.

00:18:44,778 --> 00:18:46,446

MONICA:

We're gonna start in the kitchen.

00:18:46,613 --> 00:18:49,658

Plates get put into plate protectors

and stacked 10 to a box.

00:18:49,825 --> 00:18:53,787

The silverware gets bundled in rubber

bands and then bubble wrapped. Got it?

00:18:53,954 --> 00:18:55,872

- Yeah.

- Good. I need you to be careful...

00:18:56,039 --> 00:18:58,709

...and efficient. And remember,

if I'm harsh with you...

00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,712

...it is only because

you're doing it wrong.

00:19:03,839 --> 00:19:06,842

Hey, Mon, I think I figured out

whose handcuffs they are.

00:19:07,009 --> 00:19:09,720

- You did? How?

- Well, I was cleaning out the closet...

00:19:09,886 --> 00:19:12,264

...and I found some pictures of them...

00:19:12,431 --> 00:19:16,351

-...being used.

- Oh, my God, let me see.

00:19:16,810 --> 00:19:18,020

[GASPS]

00:19:18,186 --> 00:19:19,479

Who's that dirty old lady?

00:19:21,064 --> 00:19:22,482

Monica's grandmother.

00:19:23,984 --> 00:19:27,613

Oh, my God. Nana liked it rough!

00:19:29,197 --> 00:19:30,907

- Hi.

- Hey.

00:19:31,074 --> 00:19:32,451

Here, have a seat. Yeah.

00:19:32,618 --> 00:19:34,578

- How was your night?

- Oh, it was okay.

00:19:34,745 --> 00:19:37,497

I went to a movie with my cousin

then out for dinner.

00:19:37,664 --> 00:19:39,625

We went to this place that had--

00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:40,959

[GROANING]

00:19:45,422 --> 00:19:49,009

Anyway, they had these

really amazing cheeseburgers.

00:19:51,803 --> 00:19:55,057

- Erica, are you okay?

- Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much.

00:19:55,223 --> 00:19:59,936

I keep getting these stomachaches.

They come and go every few minutes.

00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:06,151

- Oh, my God.

- Relax, we'll just get her some antacids.

00:20:06,693 --> 00:20:09,196

She doesn't have a stomachache!

She's in labor!

00:20:09,363 --> 00:20:11,823

- Oh, my God!

- Yeah, you gotta get to the hospital!

00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:15,952

Chandler, get the coats! Erica, let's go!

Phoebe and Joey, keep packing!

00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,664

Oh, my God, we're gonna have a baby.

00:20:19,414 --> 00:20:21,208

We're gonna have a baby!

00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,460

Oh, my God, we're gonna have a baby!

00:20:23,627 --> 00:20:26,838

Oh, God, I've gotta sit down!

I've gotta sit down!

00:20:28,548 --> 00:20:32,094

- Honey, it's gonna be okay.

- You can do this. Just breathe.

00:20:32,511 --> 00:20:35,305

Okay. Okay.

00:20:35,472 --> 00:20:36,890

Okay, I feel a little better.

00:20:37,057 --> 00:20:40,018

Oh! Are you sure?

00:20:41,311 --> 00:20:43,897

- Yes, I'm sure. Oh, honey, let's go.

- Okay.

00:20:44,064 --> 00:20:45,774

CHANDLER: Come, let's go.

- Bye!

00:20:45,941 --> 00:20:47,818

- We're having a baby!

JOEY: Good luck!

00:20:47,984 --> 00:20:49,778

- Chandler, wait, wait, wait!

- What?

00:20:49,945 --> 00:20:53,448

If you get a second, find out

where she got that cheeseburger.

00:21:00,997 --> 00:21:03,959

You think I didn't say goodbye

to you because I don't care?

00:21:04,126 --> 00:21:05,669

That's what it seemed like.

00:21:05,836 --> 00:21:10,549

I cannot believe that after 10 years

you do not know one thing about me!

00:21:10,716 --> 00:21:16,012

- Then why didn't you say something?

- Because it is too damn hard, Ross!

00:21:16,179 --> 00:21:20,809

I can't even begin to explain to you

how much I am gonna miss you.

00:21:21,435 --> 00:21:25,647

When I think about not seeing you

every day, it makes me not want to go.

00:21:26,690 --> 00:21:29,609

Okay? So if you think that

I didn't say goodbye to you...

00:21:29,776 --> 00:21:33,572

...because you don't mean as much

to me as everybody else, you're wrong.

00:21:33,739 --> 00:21:36,491

It's because you mean more to me.

00:21:36,658 --> 00:21:39,119

So there, all right?

There's your goodbye!

00:21:39,578 --> 00:21:40,996

- Rash!

- What?

00:21:41,163 --> 00:21:43,373

- You keep-- You can't--

- What?

00:22:05,771 --> 00:22:07,981

- A little more.

PHOEBE: Okay.

00:22:08,815 --> 00:22:11,318

- A little more. A little more.

- All right.

00:22:12,652 --> 00:22:14,905

Little more.

00:22:17,073 --> 00:22:19,743

- All right. All right, let's do this.

- All right, ready?

00:22:19,910 --> 00:22:22,496

Yep. Now give me your best shot.

00:22:23,288 --> 00:22:25,582

All right. Here goes.

00:22:30,796 --> 00:22:33,006

Doesn't work.

00:22:36,218 --> 00:22:38,220

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